Steve 

Did this guy just ask me out on a date??? OH MY GODDDDDD!!!! (0//////0) EXISTENTIAL CRISIS, DO NOT DISTURB!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I pulled out my phone with clumsy fingers after I washed my hands and texted Nat and Sam.

Me: HEEEEELLLLLLPPPPPP!!!!!😳😱😫😖😣😮😵😲

Nat: WHAT HAPPENED????😳😳😳😳😳

Sam: WHERES DA FIRE!!????😡😱😳

Me: I THINK I JUST GOT ASKED OUT ON A DATE BY A HOT, STRONG MAN!!!!!!😲

Sam: wut😶

Nat: & wut exactly iz so bad bout dat?🤔

Sam: u no i go out w/ a hawt, strong guy all da time rite? just accept his invite. jeez...😓😤

Me:😳😡😲😱😤😶😓🤔😣😤😲😖😵😫😮😒😬😁😑🙄🙀😾

Nat: wtf😶

Sam: ye, wtf, steve.😳

Me: i did! im just worried bout whether or not it was a good idea because im hella nervous now!🙀🙀🙀

Sam: again, wtf...😑

Nat: u know how nervous u were when tchalla asked u out at first, right? tchalla told me all about it.😡

Sam: hang on a sec. i have to go yell at my boyf.😡

Nat: wtf, dood...🙄

Me: i m having an existential crisis...😳

Nat: does the peep who asked u out know about how u are physically???❓

Me: he only knows about what he can see right now...no. all he knows is that i m an extremely skinny guy with hips that r slightly too wide and shoulders that r visibly too thin by several inches...but thats all...😒

Nat: ok, good. i know its hard to be FTM and im sorry.😓

Me: itsnot your fault, nat.🙂

Nat: i know its not my fault, but you deserve 2 have been born in the right skin...😫

Me: i know, stupid. y do u think that i dont know that??

Sam: ...im back. did u miss me?😼

Nat: nope. i was bing nice 2 steve & worrying bout his sex life. as he still is technically female. and he iz going out w/ another dude who is probably horny. u, however, were gone 2 go yell at your own boyf, even though steve is trying 2 get a potential boyf 2 like him.😡

Me: whatever. im going w/ the guy 2 the movies on Saturday. i have 3 days 2 prepare!!😫😲

Nat: do u want me 2 help u pick out an outfit for your date?🤔

Me: maybe...😣