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Hikari sat down on her make shift ramen fort, Her small legs dangling off the pile. Jumping off the bed onto the cold hard wood flooring beneath. It was the next day, she nervously bit her lip preparing for what she may see today. She knocked on Naruto's door. "Naruto.. Wake up.." She called gently opening the door. "Mnnn..." Naruto groaned putting his pillow over his head. "Naruto..." Hikari took a deep breath covering her ears.

"NARUTO UZUMAKI! GET CHO BLONDE HEAD UP! TIME TO GO TO THE ACADEMY!" Like that Naruto Hopped out of his bed tangled in this sheets. "D-dUnnt WOwwy HiRA-ChUJN! HinAwa! SaKuru-Chun!! Ir'll PorEteCt yroU!" Naruto screeched jumping into a half asleep pose, His hand extended around his face. "Naru-Naru.. Lets go, Get clothes, Imma grab a random apple out of the neighbors apartment for you to eat, Threaten Iruka, We'll have fun." Hikari muttered nodding while puckering her lips slightly. "Uhuhuhuhuhuhuuu..." Naruto plopped back down on his bed lookin' dead, his mouth open drool falling out.

"DO YOU WANNA SHOW UP SASUKE OR WHAT!" Almost instantly Naruto was up doing a salute. "Yes Ma'am I do!" Hikari clapped her hands, a extremely serouis expression on her face. "Good! Do you want to become Hokage! Outrank the rest!" Hikari stomped her feet. "YES MA'AM I DO!" Hikari Grinned. "Right Naru-Naru! Take a Shower or a Bath! Get dressed! Brush your Teeth! I'll Get to Apples out of the Neighbors fruit bowl! Meet me downstairs in 30 minutes!" Hikari commanded pointing to the the dresser. Naruto nodded a determined look on his face. "LETS GO!" The both threw a Fist up into the air and scurried around like mice to get everything done.

Naruto rushed into the closet diving into a simple outfit; A white shirt with the Konoha symbol then Orange shorts that were like Cargo pants kinda. Naruto Threw open the bathroom door grabbing his red tooth brush and giving it some toothpaste that was coincidentally yellow. Naruto then started brushing his teeth and started up the shower. Meanwhile, Hikari barged into a random apartment a few doors down. A family of four stared at her. Hikari narrowed her eyes slowly making her way over to the fruit bowl. She grabbed the fruit bowl and slowly left them to stare at the door.

Hikari placed the fruit bowl down and started to peal a apple when. "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUU-" She cut herself off so she didn't need to scream a cruse word. She accidentally cut the tip of her finger, Causing her to drop the apple which in turn fell on her foot, making her leap back while trying to hold her foot, Which then sent her crashing into a table- Which knocked the table over. Then it hit the light switch busting that. Next Naruto Screamed Bloody Murder like a Little Toddler girl, making Hikari to stand up again and turn on her sharingan so she could see in the dark. Then it turns out that those light switches were basically like light bulbs to the rest of Konoha, and Boom! ALL OF KONOHA'S LIGHTS TURNED OFF AND IT WAS PITCH BLACK! Not to mention, Naruto would be late- Meaning Sasuke, Sakura, Ino, Shikamaru, Choji, Hinata, Lee, Neji, Tenten, Shino, Kiba, Ayame, Zinnia, and Iruka would all not have power, and that Itachi who was probably talkin' to Obito Right now saw all the lights go out. Itachi probably had no clue of what was going on and Obito probably laughed realizing it most likely had something to do with Hikari trying to cook.

I mean he did witness it 3-4 times when they got a two hotel rooms to stay at a small village. She'd often try to cook and absolutely decimate the hotel. Then kill like half of the guests there making it out with a few scratches and some bruises, maybe her hair was caught on fire, Who knows. Another time she wiped a village off the map due to trying to hand make Dango, which if you didn't catch me before, It caught a fire and she tried to blow it out using a small wind style she only practiced once, Wind Style: Breakthrough. That ended up fanning the flames and the Village was ash. No one except them Lived to tell the tale. Something we all know from a pirates of the Caribbean movie; Dead men tell no tales. Well maybe dead women, But who knows.

They didn't get power back for Hours.

Hikari grabbed the half Naked Naruto placing him at his class and running to the Hokage building. Completely Ignoring the Secretary she absolutely roasted before. Crashing open the door. "YO HOKAGE! WHERES LIKE THE ROOT ANBU HEADQUARTERS!" Danzo was in the room talking with the Hokage, Neither one fazed by the Blackout. "Why do you need to know Hikari?"

Danzo chuckled. "So this is the Hikari I've Heard so much about." Hikari blinked towards Danzo, "Nevermind I got the Douche bag Right Here. So Uhh... I tell you something, I caused the black out." Hiruzen's eyebrows rose. Danzo was clearly Intrigued. "Long story, I lied. Short story which consists of me Pealing a Apple from a fruit basket that I stole from the Neighbors then like pricked my finger, dropped a apple, Fell into a table, Which busted the light switch and everything was out of power." Danzo looked like he had just seen a girl who burned a major tourist attraction to the ground, Which he did. Hiruzen just nodded, Not fazed by anything of what she just said.

"So what is it that you've wanted to talk about Hikari." Hiruzen said looking to Danzo who shrugged. "Hmm.. Well! Y'know How I said where is the Root Anbu headquarters, I didn't think Danzo'd be in yo' office, Sooo... I just needed to Talk to Danzo." Hikari explained while rubbing the back of her neck. "About what."

Hikari facepalmed. "Right Looks like we are doing this today. Kay uhh... Ol'Man Hiruzen Sarutobi, Spoiler Alert. Right now Danzo, For the Uchiha clan you are having like Itachi Massacre 'dem all? Right?" Danzo slowly nodded his head. "How did this girl get access to such Information." Hikari Burst out into laughter. "I've learned from the few days I've known her, Never question anything that happens thats even remotely related to her." Hiruzen sighed, and kept checking off his paper work. Danzo nodded slowly. "Soo.. You like actually needed to like kill off half of the strongest people that could Protect Konoha, and then you decided. OH YEAH! LETS HAVE THIS PRODIGY TAKE CARE OF IT! WE'LL MAKE HIM THE CRIMINAL SO PEOPLE DON'T COME AFTER ME!" Hikari did her worst possible Impression of Danzo, Hiruzen snickered slightly and Danzo only Narrowed his eyes.

"Where are you getting at this, Hikari." Danzo demanded. "For your Knowledge. I didn't get what I know from any Papers or whatever. I personally know things like this 'cuz why the heck not! Oh Also why didn't you like just send them a puppy with a note in big bubble letters. Saying 'we r sowwy! pweeze dowwnn attak n' kiw uwwss' With like horrible grammar that just makes it seem cute. Trust me, It works every time!" Hikari babbled on and on about better ways. Hopefully Danzo would change his ways. "SHHHUUUUTT UPP! YOU ARE SO ANNOYING WITH YOOUUURR LIIITTTLEEE!!!! EXCUSE EXCUSE EXCUSE!"

"C'mon! Whats the worst That could happen!"

"OUR NATION BEING DESTROYED!"

"Try it once!"

"Tch. Fine brat. But if this doesn't work with the delegates at Suna, You will have hell to pay."

Hikari shrugged. "Get inta line!"

-Time Skip! Sponsered by~~ Rose Replication Jutsu-- Basically another cloning jutsu 'cuz Kami knows we need that-

After the classes at the Ninja Academy, Naruto and Sasuke were meeting Hikari at the nearby training grounds. Training Ground 7.

"Hika-Chan.. Why must we train! Why cant we get power In easier!" Naruto Pouted completely missing the Target when he threw a Shuriken at it. "Uhh.. 'cuz if you don't train your body... It'll go like Boom inside out?" Hikari really didn't know. But whatever she put into Naruto's head worked because he panicked and started doing push-ups. Sasuke chuckled. "D..ob...ee..." He could barely say anything muffled by his laughter. "Don't worry about it! Sometimes the best type of Ignorance is good! See like lying is good sometimes...? I guess?" Hikari said waving off Sasuke. But in reality, This Hikari was a FRAUD! This was a Rose clone Hikari made so she could be training Naruto and Sasuke but at the same time be at the scene of the massacre.

The real Hikari walked down the streets of the Uchiha clan compound. Yes I finally realized the word for the Mini village. Hikari slipped in and out of shops finding the owners already dead. Itachi was seen up ahead Hacking another man to the ground, Tears Streaming. "Itachi." No Insults. No being mean. Nothing. Itachi turned around to Hikari. "H-Hikari... You need to go. I was able to protect Sasuke from this but I dont think.."

"PFFFT! I'LL BE FIIINE! Its not me you need to worry about after all! I convinced Danzo to not go on a Bloody Massacre for Suna, and Instead send them like a post card anda puppy or something, I really dont remember or care."

Itachi just stared, "But the... Madara Uchiha he's with me... He'll kill you." Hikari shrugged. "You'll see. But like Right now, Should I like help you.. or what..." Hikari stood there gazing at the dead bodies awkwardly. "Light. You came. How nice of you to Join us." Itachi froze at the voice looking at the masked man, who somehow knew Hikari. "HAAAH! SEEEMPPAII!" Hikari said before tackling said masked man in a hug. "Right Light, Just because I trained you for two years doesn't make you able to hug me all the time, I have a bit of a reputation as a bad guy, If they see me hugging a kid they may just think. 'Oh this guy likes kids he isn't bad!" Obito contemplated in a way while holding Hikari off him. "Huh. Never thought about it that way! OH wait did you see! I CAUSED A BLACKOUT!" Hikari cheered as if it was something to be proud of....

Itachi just stood staring blankly at the pair, He had figured that she had a Uchiha as a Sensei, But Uchiha Madara! That was almost Impossibe. Then he realized. Its Hikari, Its almost a law not to question her. So he shrugged it off.

A/N: So this Chapter was actually important, One It Changed not one but two characters personality, You can take a guess who, One of them was not mentioned directly in this chapter but what slightly Hinted at, and then I just wanted to make him not as hated and a Midly Decent Character, We hate Danzo because he's the only one who actually acts like a ninja, Ironic Right?