I could not resist >< SOO FRIKIN' CUTE!

Also Hashirama Speaking is Underlined, and Madara's is Slanted, Both Bold. For only this chapter. Or maybe the next one to. I'll let you know.

Hikari Pov.

Ughh running makes me exhausted, especially from the Uchiha's. Wait a minute, Didn't Naruto want me to take him to the academy tomorrow. And I was supposed to come back before like 9? Right, Well its like 8:30. I was breathing harshly from running, Man I should have worn something more suitable for the cold, I was wearing short sleeves after all. "Happy Christmas to me. Yay." I muttered in the most Sarcastic tone I could muster while rubbing my arms for warmth.

C'mon! Is that the best you've got! You need to roast people then you'd be warmer!

....Hashirama is right. If I do Roast people....

"YOU THERE! LADY, SIR! I'LL ROAST YOU!" I said pointing to two random civilians of the street, The lady was tall and had Long Light orangish hair with blonde highlights, The boy had short choppy hair that was a dusty brown. "What?" The boy said questioning everything he ever knew. "Whats a Roast?" The female said tilting her head to the side her onyx orbs shining with confusion. "Haha! Then I'll show you!" I chuckled with pride.

"Excuse me sir, Do you mind if i Use you as an example?"

"IM A LADY!"

"Ahaha! Thats what they all say"

Seriously though, They were in their 20s and are getting roasted by a 8 year oldish.

"What Color Is your hair? Shit? Because it sure looks like it, Y'know for starters I was going to go easy on you, I do love to offend people and you'll probably die a horrible death anyway. So i'm not holding back, After all whats with those so simple and normal hair, I also noticed you were walking away from your girlfriend, Are you cheating on her or something, Or are you just not fit out to be in her social group. Oh Maybe you were stalking her! Not only that but you only reach up to her waist. You better grab some step stools, You're like 4'3 and 20, Wow." I said trying to roast her, Maybe I was roasting her to hard I really am bad at roasting people aren't I? I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO FEEL ANY WARMTH.

You are doing this all wrong, If you want to absolutely burn her, Let me take over.

I don't know why but I let Madara take over for now, I wonder how good he is at roasting.

"Now you Lady, Is this guy over here following you around, Has he snuck Into your apartment, Judging by the difference in your clothing styles, This guy looks like he's wearing rabbit hide, and you are wearing a pure silk gown. Or are you both so poor you cant afford decent clothes, Not to mention your hair is out of place, Who in the world would having Redish brown hair with obviously forced highlights. Or are you trying to Impress someone around here? I think the person would be more happy not to see you than to see you." Madara killed that roast, But it was a little mean.

"Actually" The tall ones voice was deeper than Madara's. "Im a ANBU, and Im A boy and, This girl is my brother."

Hikari Pov. (Real Start to Chapter)

Once I got home I feel asleep very quickly, and the part of this story above is my Dream. Or was? I dunno. But I do know I need to try to cook something for Naruto with out killing the fire alarms and everyone else for the next mile or so. So i looked up- 'Simple ways to toast bread for people In Naruto'

Actually it was suprising, Nothing on it, So I re-searched for, 'simple ways to toast bread for brain dead idiots' Im pretty sure someone who can see dead people would work to. But c'mon I dont wanna search that up, Its offensive to me!

Eventually I found a article. "Sit on the toast? Whaaa? Hmm NAAAHAHHHHH! I KNOW WHAT TO DO!"

Like that- The apartment and the next five over had water style jutsu's being used on them by the 'Fire-Water Division' So Basically, Fire fighters. I grabbed Naruto, I grabbed a random cracker and some cheese- I shoved It in his mouth- Took him to his class. Waved at Sasuke who smiled and excitedly waved back- Earning curious and angry glares from their classmates.

I walked away starting my journey for the day, Which would consist of training with dead people, Imma try to get wood style, Probably fail, Madara and Izuna and Indra can help me with Sharingan, Kaguya can help to, Along with basically everyone else. I can learn FTG from Minato, Maybe Chakra chains from Kushina, Seals and More stuff from both. Ohh man! Maybe I can get Tobirama, I saw in this one fanfic of Fugaku just roasting people after death, I wonder if thats whats going to happen if i try to get him in my mind! Well of course if I cant prevent the Uchiha Massacre, Which I don't think i can. I should have came earlier.

I went to the middle of where the third training ground should be. Itachi sort of gave me a map of the village and said I couldn't be over at the Uchiha's today. Probably something to do with him having a ANBU Mission, Sasuke at the Academy, Fugaku at the police force, And Mikoto didn't really like what I was teaching Sasuke...

I sat down in the shade my back leaning against what I assume to be a Oak tree. I breathed in and breathed out closing my eyes to get into a relaxed state.

I was trying to reach my mindscape.

But there was a blockage.

No! We will tell you the hand seals and you perform them!

Hashirama's Voice was loud and clear, I nodded knowing he could see me.

First get the chakra paper you got.

I got out the chakra paper placing it on the palm of my hand.

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Its gone now.

"EEEEHHHHHH!? WHAT WHERE DID IT GO! I SPENT MY- NO I MEAN THE LAST OF ITACHI'S MONEY THAT I GOT FROM HIS WALLET TO BUY THAT! THE REST WAS ON ICHIRAKU AND DANGO!" I screamed banging my now empty hands against the trunk of a tree.

Just try the damn jutsu already.

The Hand seals for Wood Release: Wood Dragon jutsu are, Snake → Ram → Hare → Dog → ​​​​​​​Snake.

I preformed those hand seals, there was a little bit of rumbling under me so I added more chakra and concentrated. A Thin Small stick carved like a dragon rose from the ground.

https://youtu.be/oqW1aCuviWc

'Ah Aho Ahoo~'

The quote 'Aho bird' end quote was flying overhead. I instantly gained a tick mark. "GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT!"

True It does look rather shit like.

Can you not comment about this..

But she failed

It was her First Attempt In Learning.

Hn.

A/N: I cannot believe it took me this long to make this chapter... Well same rules at top apply to next chapter, I was thinking of making A Character page for the Light Senju. Am I the only one listening to the Aho Bird on loop......

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I like the Aho Bird..... It my friend.

FUNFACT!~ The reason Hikari couldn't go to the Uchiha's is because Shisui and Itachi are speaking to the elders, and in one or two chapters..... Yeah... Have fun and search up the meaning of the name Shisui if you dont already know it..

https://youtu.be/7ZI8AW1QNUI

https://youtu.be/JA0t441J_Tc

THE ROASTING PART WAS NOT MEANT TO OFFEND PEOPLE! I HAVE BROWN HAIR!