Hello
The name's Steve ( it's not actually Steve but I'm not going to tell you my real name)

Though this probably won't happen, can you please refrain from copying my 'book' yada yada.

I'm not going to update regularly so don't expect anything of me. My writing is crappy and I'll most definitely be making a whole lot of spelling mistakes etc.
So basically, lower your expectations.

Further.

Even more.

Is it at least 100m under the ground?
That should be about right.
Have a good day.

Thanks :~)
Steve xx