Okay so on my way back home from a funeral me and my aunt were talking on the drive back, and so she tells me this

A teacher gives students life savers and they have to guess what flavor it is 

First one;The kids get a red one "Oh its cherry"

Second one;The kids get a green one "Oh its apple"

Third one; XDDD The kids get a yellow one and don't know what it is

Teacher:I'll give you a hint, its what your mom calls your dad

I'll give you guys time to guess too XDDD

One girl:*spits it out*OH MY GOSH YOU GUYS SPIT IT OUT!!!!

Other girls:*spits it out*

Boys:What why?

Same girl:ITS AN ASSHOLE YOU GUYS!! ITS AN ASSHOLE!!!

Teacher:Uh, its actually honey but okay......

XDDDD I DIED AFTER SHE TOLD ME THAT!!! XDDD