"Okay so first off, we need to buy ninja clothes." Fiona said, as they entered a clothing store.

"Ninja clothes?" Jared asked, raising an eyebrow.

"Yeah, like those completely black outfits which come with a balaclava."

"This is gonna be fun." Rachel commented, as they searched the aisles for the "ninja clothes".

After having bought the clothes and purchased cans of spray paint from a hardware shop, the trio stood before Anastasia's house, clad in their ninja outfits. A shopping bag containing tomatoes and portable speakers lay near their feet.

"Before we begin, you all have to pledge to my hand to stay loyal to this cause and to work for its success, till the last drop of your blood." Fiona said.

"What even?" Jared muttered, tilting his head slightly to the side and furrowing his brows.

"Oh just do it Jared, don't waste time." Rachel said, moving forward to pledge loyalty to Fiona's hand, who stood smiling like she was the Queen of Britain. Jared followed, muttering about the stupidity of his sister under his breath.

"Great! Now here's the plan: first we break into Anastasia's room, without being noticed. I'm pretty sure Jared knows how to do that."

Jared looked at his sister sourly and rolled his eyes.

"Then we spray paint something on her walls. Something evil."

"Don't you think that's gonna wake her up?" Rachel asked.

"No, she's a heavy sleeper." Jared chimed in.

"Well of course you'd know." Fiona teased.

Rachel couldn't help but laugh at that. Jared set his mouth into a thin line, but did not make any comment.

"Then, the two of you will go outside and throw in a tomato through her window. After which I'll play "Bye bye bye" by 'N Sync on full volume and run out of the house as soon as I get the chance. Once I'm out, we're all gonna throw tomatoes in through the windows in her house and then we'll run."

"Sounds cool, but I'll stay inside not you." Jared said, in the overly-protective-big-brother-tone.

"Fine. Have your one last time there." Fiona said, winking.

"Sometimes, I wish I could murder you." Jared said at the grinning Fiona, who rolled her eyes at him.

"Let's begin now, shall we?" Rachel said, excitedly.

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Jared led the group, pushing past the bushes in Anastasia's lawn to get to the backdoor. Fiona's shirt got caught up in a bush and she made a face as she struggled to get it out.

"God, Jared. I wouldn't ever use this way to break in, even if Taylor Swift was living here." Fiona commented.

"Why would anyone want to break in to the house of someone who dates people to break up with them, just so she can have something to write an entire album on?" Rachel asked.

Fiona gasped, looking horrified, "Why would you say that?"

"Because that's what Jared told me?" Rachel said, innocently.

"Oh Jared is just jealous that Taylor isn't his girlfriend and he's stuck with Anastasia."

"Was, and why on earth would I want to date someone who would want to date me just so she can write an album when we break up?"

"Oh, you shut up before I empty these spray paint bottles on you." Fiona said, her eyes sparkling furiously. Jared couldn't help but grin at his angry sister.

Once they entered the house, the trio walked on their tip toes and gently pushed open the door to Anastasia's room. Anastasia lay peacefully asleep in her bed, looking beautiful as ever, completely unaware that her ex-boyfriend, his sister and their best friend were in her room.

"Look at her all you want, bro. This might be the last time you'll ever get to see her asleep."Fiona whispered, mockingly.

Jared kicked Fiona in the shins, with his foot. She winced.

"You-"Fiona was about to yell when Rachel shushed her, afraid that she might wake Anastasia up. Fiona then walked to the dressing table to check Anastasia's cosmetics.

Jared uncapped the spray paint and moved beside Rachel, to whisper, "What do I write?"

"I suck at insulting people. Ask Fiona."

"She'll probably say bitch. Better I write what you have to say."

"I think it's better if you write what you have to say."

"Can't think of anything."

"Well I must admit her beauty is so bewitching it can make one unable to think."

It's like the whole world is conspiring against me, Jared thought as he punched Rachel on the arm.

"Okay, fine. Let me think." Rachel said, rubbing her arm.

Jared ended up spray painting "Well Antonio is a stupid name" on Anastasia's cupboard. Rachel and Fiona then raced out of the house, as quietly as possible. In the meantime, Jared connected the MP3 player to the portable speakers and was waiting for the girls to throw the tomato, when he heard the floorboard creak beneath someone's feet.

He froze.