So i was Private Messaging Dess, and this is how our conversation goes:

Linwë (me): We hates our flute! it's always broken

Dess: we must destroy it! No flute is nice master! flute is kind to us! It must be destroyed!

Linwë: NO YOU CANNOT DESTROY IT!

Dess: we must!

Sam: PO-TAY-TOES!

Gandalf: Cast it into the fire

Linwë: oh great, another God dang thing we have to destroy!

Dess: I must do something my father never did! *tackles me to the ground*

Linwë: *tries to strangle her like Gollum* NOOO MY PRECIOUS!!

Thats more or less how it goes, I am too lazy to scroll back through all the messages, oh well,