Hi this is not a chapter but just something extremely funny that happened. I recommend reading this lol.

So tonight I watched infinity war for the 4th time. My mom watched it with me because she wants to go see endgame with me too.

Basically we get into the movie. She knows quite a bit about all the characters as I endlessly talk about them.

So Loki does his butter knife stabby scene and she freaks out. She was like is that guy not a god or something?

She was like why did he use a freaking sewing needle to try and kill the purple guy?

I was laughing like crazy, and then we continued. All was normal until Vision came along.

She was like that's the robot guy right? Isn't he supposed to be super powerful?
And I said yes.

She said, and I quote, Good god he's so useless in this movie!

So I laughed once again. Then basically every time quill and tony were talking she would laugh at everything.

Then she saw when gamora was thrown off the cliff. She had TEARS!!! My mom, the woman who doesn't really like marvel, was CRYING for a marvel movie. It was amazing.

She was like noooo she's my second favourite (peppers her fave) and she's like a non swearer but she just flat out called Thanos: douchebag asshole

Then the movie goes on and on and she's liking it. When quill punches Thanos and ruins everything she got soooo mad. It was hilarious.

Then Tony gets stabbed and she says: when Pepper finds out about this she's gonna kill that purple ahole.

I laugh more and more and then the movie starts to end. She starts to react to the dusted deaths. (And vision)

Vision: eh he was useless anyways
Bucky: oh I kinda liked him
Tchalla: wow everything he says happens huh? (Like the no place to die thing then dies)
Sam: wait who was that again?
Wanda: awww not her too

Then as we moved to Titan she freaks out. Hulk better not die!!! I didn't even know she liked hulk??

Mantis: she was weird
Drax: nooo he was funny!
Quill: he deserved that.
Strange: ohhh not the wizard guy. He was actually helpful!

And finally,
Spiderman:
Hey K look! Spider-Man's dying! Look K look! Awww he's dead now.

Like okay mom, way to bring back my post iw sadness.

Then finally she goes back to the gamora thing. This is what she said.
Those marvel people better not kill Pepper or I'm NEVER going to watch one of their movies ever again! I swear if they kill Pepper I'm gonna be furious!

And that was the end. Anyways I just thought that was kinda hilarious and wanted to share it with you!!! Okay byeeeeee!

~Taco