~If they're in love:
•Fandom: AWESOME, DUDE *high fiving each other*

~If they like each other:
•Fandom: THE SHIP IS READY. EVERY SINGLE THING IS READY. EVERYONE IS ON BOARD. JUST....SAIL...IT.

~If only one likes the other:
•Fandom: *gives ten hour Powerpoint presentation on how the other actually secretly likes them too*

~If they're indifferent to each other:
•Fandom: THEY WOULD BE FANTASTIC TOGETHER, OKAY? *glares around fiercely*

~If they live on literal opposite sides of the universe, have different ages, looks, personality, standards, values and preferences, and have never even heard of the person's planet:
•Fandom: THEY'RE GONNA BE TOGETHER BY THE END OF THE BOOK/SERIES *makes preparations for ship* #soexcited

~If they don't like each other:
•Fandom: S-E-C-R-E-T-L-Y L-I-K-E E-A-C-H O-T-H-E-R.

~If one is dead:
•Fandom: *come up with 7,889,000 different explanations of how he/she survived*

~If both are dead:
•Fandom: *write fanfictions about them in heaven together, even if one of them was the spawn of Satan*

~If they would cheerfully kill each other:
•Fandom: *hyperventilating on fancy cruiseboat deck* THEIR LOVE IS THE GREATEST THING IN THE HISTORY OF EVER, OMG, ASGKNEQJPLNSAWIPMNAA

All fandoms!