You know what? I just came back from watching Star Wars: The Force Awakens. You know what else? Don't come near me. Don't even look at me. Don't talk to me/make a sound unless it's related to Star Wars or I will cut you.

You know what else? Go watch that movie. And you know one more thing? If I see you daring to look/act slightly happy during that part, I will toss you into the pits of hell.

That is all.

Star Wars fandom and all others too really.