Friend:BLAH BLAH BLAH
Me:*reading*
Teacher:*yelling at the class*
Me:*reading*
Principal:*announcing something*
Me:*reading*
Everyone:*walking to classes*
Me:*reading*
Everyone:*eating lunch*
Me:*reading*
Everyone:*doing something with a ball during PE*
Me:*reading*
Everyone:*pairing up for a project*
Me:*reading*
Everyone:*making notes*
Me:*reading*
Someone new at school:Harry Potter/Percy Jackson/Divergent/THG/TMI
Me:*looks up slowly and dramatically*
Me:*jumps onto desk*
Me:*grabs a megaphone*
Me:WHO.SAID.THAT.
Everyone to person:NO.NO.NOOOOOO.
Everyone to person:RUN.HIDE.DO ANYTHING.
Person:*slowly backs away*
Me:*spots person*
And the rest, as they say.... is history.

All fandoms.