So, I made a mistake today by letting a football playing kid my age burrow my earbuds. So, I had to chase him out of the cafeteria, down the sidewalk, and out to the cleared space where students pass football at lunch. Luckily, I had the advantage when it came to running, even though I'm not that fast. The guy that I was chasing is only like 4'9ish. When we got out to the clearing, I kept yelling at him to give me back my beloved earbuds that way he wouldn't get hurt. Apparently, two Advanced Band kids noticed this and asked what was wrong. Apparently, with our band directors bragging, they were favoring me. It was a Tuba (the same person that found the mouse in his tuba) and a Saxophone player. They were like,"What's wrong?" And I was like,"I was chasing him all the way from the cafeteria because he wouldn't give me back my earbuds!" They immediately started running towards him and tackled the football player to the ground. It took about four more tackles, but I eventually got them back. Victory!  Hey, band is family, so what brother wouldn't beat up a football player to give you back your earbuds?
   Ok, here's the other story:
    I was on the bus, about two stops from my house. This boy turns around in his seat, facing me and told me to stop reading my book. Then, he told me to stop smiling. He was like,"Ok, since you can't stop, I guess I'll just take your trumpet." Then he touched my case beside me. Then , I screamed ,
"NO!!!!!DON'T YOU TAKE MY CHILD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
He was like, "OK, you just brought this up two notches." Another high schooler was like," Aren't you a little young to have children at your age?" I was like,"If you want to adopt a child, join band." The boy that had tried to take my trumpet case was an ex-band member. He was like,"I did, and I didn't keep mine." And I was like,"Well, you're a terrible father!" Pretty soon after that, I got off of the bus.
                             The end!!