So, Spunkyhorse14 's older brother went to band camp a few years ago. She found the old submission form and texted it to me. I burst out laughing:

I found this in a form for a camp: " I, individually and as parent or legal guardian of MINOR, also acknowledge I have been fully advised of the potential hazards that may be incurred while participating in Camp, and that while it is impossible to foresee all dangers involving Camp, some of the hazards that might occur include cuts, sprains, bruises, fractures, heart attack, stroke, internal injury, hernias, disfigurement (permanent or otherwise), blindness, paralysis, suffocation, broken bones, and other serious or life-threatening injuries including death."
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Hmm....death from trombone suicide...