Location: Desti's Secret Base - Somewhere near Inkopolis

No POV

After dealing with the Mountain Lion Gang in Japan that was due to Y/n's sudden headache attack that turned him into an anime wolf character named Von Lycaon from the game called Zenless Zone Zero, which also caused the gang to team up together from the two locations that Y/n and his clone were both at for a moment until the job was done, our heroes in Inkopolis are now on their way to get Meggy and Ember's weapons back from Desti and her crew as they made their hideout somewhere near Inkopolis if Ember and Meggy are gonna compete in the upcoming Splatfest games.

Desti: Oh man, did you see that look on Meggy's face when we flew away? (Imitates Meggy) "Waaaah...they took my guns, what am I going to do?"

Desti's minions laugh like Beavis and Butthead, but after a mere second, Desti saw something in the ceiling rumbling before Y/n, Ember (In his wolf form), Tari, Luigi & Meggy break down the ceiling to confront them. However, Tari and Luigi are both stuck hanging on the ceiling with their bodies tangled up by the rope after they crashed through the ceiling.

Y/n: ALRIGHT, DESTI! THE JIG IS UP!

Meggy: GIVE US BACK OUR WEAPONS!

Ember: OR ELSE!

Soon after they confronted them, Mario, Sonic, Jeffy and Tails Doll all breaks down the ceiling as Desti and her minions get surprised, staring at them speechlessly as Tari and Luigi fall down to the ground while Y/n, Ember and Meggy smacks their foreheads after making such a stupid attempt to ambush them in their own hideout.

Mario: I can't feel my pingas.

Eventually, Desti laughs and the octoposse laugh at their lame ambush attempt.

Desti: You guys are such dorks!

Luigi: (Pulls out a broom as a weapon) We're serious Desti...Stealing our guns was a low move...

Tari: You're gonna pay for hurting our friend!

Jeffy: You're all gonna learn the color red when you all bleed out of your eye sockets bitch!

Desti: Is that so...

Then Desti presses the NUT button, causing it to say "NUT" and guns appear on the ceiling, causing Mario, Luigi, Tails Doll, Jeffy and Tari get scared and duck behind Y/n, Ember and Meggy.

Meggy: Fight us properly you coward!

Ember: It's no fair that you're using actual guns to fight us!

Y/n: Yeah, fight us fair and square and maybe we'll let you all live.

Desti: Well, I would, but it seems unfair to fight someone who doesn't have any weapons.

Meggy/Ember: WHY YOU-

But then, as the weapons inside the hideout began to fire, the gang all got shot and knocked out of the place.

Mario: Anymore injuries today and Mario's going to have a negative IQ.

Meggy: You're gonna regret this, cheater!

Ember: Cheating will not solve your problems around here, Desti!

Desti: Hey, cheating is a legitimate strategy. (Sets up the base's defense systems) See you at Splatfest!

Y/n: (Angry) Ooooh! I am definitely gonna report her about this to the Calimarie Sisters.

Sonic: Yeah, that should teach those Octo-pussies for stealing our weapons!

Tari: So...what are we gonna do now?

Mario: We'll we're gonna have to figure out a way to get in and I'm smart enough to know that getting near the base is a bad idea. That Octopus girl has gotten that base tighter than Fort Knox.

Y/n: You're right. I think we're gonna need a big tank or something to bust down that wall and overpower them.

Then Jeffy and Tails Doll got the idea as the demon fox tail teleported him and Jeffy out of the area to go get the tank at Y/n's house while getting some help from a few friends to deal with the situation.

Y/n: Let's plan this out guys before we can strike and get our weapons back.

Mario: Good idea.

Sonic: I agree. Let's find a way to get into that base without dying.

Luigi: Uh...where's Jeffy and Tails Doll?

Then the gang soon found out that Jeffy and Tails Doll suddenly disappeared all of a sudden, not realizing that they're both going to grab the tank and some help.

Ember: Where'd they go?

Y/n: I have no idea.

Location: The Sonic Boom Airlines - Metro International Section

Meanwhile at the Metro International Section at the Sonic Boom Airlines, we see the clone of Y/n, Saiko, Bob, Boopkins, Axol, Krystal, and SMG4 are all trying to get back to the Mushroom Kingdom to put an end to the anime ban once and for all, but Swag and Chris are both guarding the airport to prevent them from coming back due to Saiko being an anime character since the anime ban still in effect in the mushroom kingdom.

Saiko: (Angry) WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M NOT ALLOWED BACK TO THE KINGDOM!?

Swagmaster: Do you see this sign here; do you see it?

Y/n: I don't give a crap! Let her back in you idiots!

Chris: Sorry...the anime ban is still in full effect. You'll have to go back to Japan.

Swagmaster: Yee, your kind is not allowed in this beautiful country of ours lawl.

Saiko: My kind? MY KIND!?

Y/n: 

https://youtu.be/zyu2jAD6sdo

Then Saiko began strangling Swag in a fit of rage for being racist towards her.

Swagmaster Help, Chris, I'm being oppressed!

Boopkins: Wait, Saiko, don't do it!

Axol: I...I can't believe it. It's worse than I thought...

Y/n: We told you this would happen the moment we arrived back at the Mushroom Kingdom after Peach started the whole anime ban after her own castle was destroyed and the many anime fans and the weebs are desperate to smuggle enough anime goods to anyone that loves anime while hiding away from the A.S.S. patrol that will destroy anything in their path that are involved with anime.

Bob Bobowski: Yeah! You should try the anime smuggling business. It's good money lol.

Then Boopkins and Krystal tries to stop Saiko from doing something that will get her arrested for life or maybe put her in the death penalty.

Swagmaster: Chris, my life is flashing before my eyes!

But then, Y/n and SMG4 both decided to push Saiko away from Swag to prevent Saiko from killing him in cold blood that can get her in serious trouble.

SMG4: Alright, alright...back it up!

Swagmaster: Holy shet it is SMG4!

Chris: We thought you we're cartel food.

Swagmaster: Yeah, what are you doing with this weeb trash?

SMG4: She's not trash!

Y/n: She's our friend!

Y/n/SMG4: And we're here to unban anime!...

Swagmaster: Hey, Chris, if I ever say something as gay as that, I want you to shoot me. k?

Saiko slaps Swagmaster.

Swagmaster: :( Hey! That's not very nice u know! You're lucky I'd never hit a girl!

Y/n: I have a question for you two? Did Peach even pay you for hunting down the Anime you two are currently hunting down?

Swag: Uh...yes...no...maybe...idk...

Chris: You know? Come to think of it, I don't think Peach has even paid us for hunt down the anime.

Axol: THIS IS TAKING TOO LONG! (Axol draws some real-life anime with his Inkweaver to disturb Swagmaster and Chris.) WE GOT A MISSION TO DO!

Chris: What the?! Who are you?

Boopkins: Oh! This is Axol. He can make anime come to life.

Swagmaster: OH GOD PLS NO!

Then the Anime characters come to life and pass through the anime detector, giving the team the chance to get back into the Mushroom Kingdom to put an end to the anime ban once and for and all as Swag and Chris soon chased after the anime to hunt down and kill.

Swagmaster: Quick Chris! To the murder mobile!

With that, the two of them chased after the anime and getting into their "Murder Mobile"

Axol: WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR? ANIME NEEDS SAVING!

Y/n: You heard the axolotl! Let's go!

Then the gang ran out of the airport and need to find a ride to get in to make their getaway before the A.S.S. troops catch up to them in the act.

Axol: Hmm...we need a mode of transport!

Then Bob spotted a few buses and got an idea of how to make a getaway with one of them before the A.S.S. troops arrive at the airport to arrest them for bringing an anime character to the Mushroom Kingdom.

Bob: Wait, guys, I got an idea!

Then he went up to the bus driver and decides to hijack the bus for the gang to make a getaway out of the airport to get to where they need to go.

Old Man Hobo: Hi, there, young people, nice day today!

Bob: F*** off! (Throws the Old man off the bus) Well, you coming on or what?

Y/n: Ok, but I'm driving!

Bob: Okie-Dokie!

Then Y/n took the Driver seat, and everyone sits down along with Axol seatbelts his Inkweaver and pats it as everyone buckles up and they are ready to go.

Y/n: Everyone buckled up and ready to go?!

Everyone: Yeah!

SMG4: Alright, Let's do this!

Then Y/n starts driving the bus out of the airport to get to their destination to put an end to the anime ban once and for all.

Bob: Who's off for a bus sing-along?

Everyone, but Y/n disagrees and starts screaming "O GOD PLEASE NO!"

Y/n: Hold on! Let me see if this radio has some music to pass the time until we arrive at our destination.

Then Y/n turned on the radio as the song began playing, "The Banana Bus" song, which made everyone dance to the beat of the song while we cut over to the other gang that managed to hijack a monster truck that they've planned to use to go up against Desti and her crew to get the Splatfest weapons back from them as Y/n drives the monster truck with everyone but Jeffy and Tails Doll are in and buckled up for a ride back to Inkopolis to give Desti the fight of her life for stealing weapons from the gang.

Y/n: It wasn't easy getting this monster truck, but we're gonna show Desti what happens when they mess with us!

Mario: You said it bro!

Luigi: Meggy! Are you sure a monster truck is the right answer here?!

Ember: Yeah, I'm not even sure if it's good enough to take down Desti's base.

Meggy: IF IT'S A FIGHT DESTI WANTS. THEN IT'S A FIGHT SHE'S GONNA GET.

Sonic: Whatever floats your boat, Megs.

Tari: Y/n? I hope you don't mind me asking, but how do you even have access to drive a monster truck?!

Y/n: I know a guy that sells Monster Trucks for a good price, and he even sells Hummer as well. If they still buy those kinds of cars anymore.

Randi: Remember kids! Drive responsibly! And buy 1 Hummer and get 2 Free!

Mario: Note to self...be friends with Randi.

Ember: Who even wants to buy a Hummer at this time of year?

Meggy: I don't know, but when I get my hands on the Splattershot again...I'm gonna drown her in ink!

Sonic and Mario move to the left because of Meggy's murderous intent of killing Desti for stealing her weapons.

Ember: That was a bit too much, Megs. Way too much.

Then as they continue driving the monster truck through Downtown Creation City, the other team on the banana bus are heading into Downtown Creation City are straight towards the gang in the monster truck.

Tari/SMG4: WATCH OUT!

Y/n/Other Y/n: (Screaming)

Then suddenly, they both crashed at right at each other before they all got out of the vehicles to face each other.

Y/n: Hey dumbass! Watch where you're going!

Other Y/n: Do you even know how to drive?!

While they see each other from both sides, they soon realized what's going on as a friendly reunion soon began, starting with Tari and Meggy hugging Saiko and Krystal!

Tari: and Meggy: Saiko! Krystal!

Krystal: Uh...nice to see you both too.

Mario: (Hugs SMG4) SMG4! Mah boi! Yeah!

Sonic: (Joins in) Good to see ya, pal!

Boopkins: Luigi!

Luigi: Boopkins!

Bob: Yay Bob! You're back too, hooray!

Y/n: (To Bob) How ya doing bro?

Other: (To Bob) Yeah, how are ya, homie?

Bob: Oh? I'm doing good, thanks for asking, bros.

Boopkins: So good to see you guys, we were chased by the A.S.S.! And we just saw anime come to real life in Japan! So, we did, and we did some cool anime and then we went to a maid cafe! But that's not important! We just met Axol! He's gonna unban anime!

Axol: YOU GUYS ARE WASTING TIME! LET'S GO ALREADY!

Tari: OH! CAN WE GO HELP THEM GUYS? CAN WE? CAN WE?

Meggy: We...we can't. We still need to get our weapons back from Desti...I'm...sorry...

Ember: Yeah, sorry dudes. We ran into some trouble after Desti stole our weapons while we were training for the Splatfest games.

Then Axol was surprised to see two Inklings like Ember and Meggy as if he has seen their species before.

Axol: You're both Inklings!

Meggy: Yes?

Ember: And who are you?

Axol: (Laughs) I AM AXOL! THE LEGENDARY MANGA ARTIST!

Ember/Meggy: Who?

(Record Scratch)

Axol: Uh...and with an Inkling's help...I'll most definitely will get anime unbanned!

Meggy: Really? Pass. I kinda like anime banned.

Ember: Meggy. I know that you don't like anime, but if you want Saiko to stay in the Mushroom Kingdom, we have to get Peach to repel the ban. I may not like anime as much as you do, but I would not let my buddies down like that, especially if it's Peach's doing.

Boopkins: He's right. Please Meggy, it would be so much to me, and if we don't unban anime, Saiko won't be able to stay here!

Saiko: It's not like I want to help you or anything, but I would do it for Y/n and his friends.

Y/n: I appreciate that, Saiko.

Other Y/n: Same here.

Then Y/n and his clone fuse back together into one being. Tari is also shocked to hear about why Saiko left the Mushroom Kingdom while the anime ban is still in effect.

Tari Wait! That's why Saiko left?

Ember: That explains why we haven't seen her for a while.

Meggy: We thought you were on vacation...That's it! We're going to unban anime!

Y/n: That's the spirit, Meggy. But I'm with her on getting her and Ember's weapons back from Desti first because we won't be able to stop her with her base armed to the teeth with her high-tech security system.

Axol: Agh...but every minute that goes by-

Mario breaks the fourth wall!

It's Super Effective!

Mario: Hey paisano, we're in the middle of our own plot arc too you know! NeoDracunyan is working hard to make this season of this series for his fans to enjoy reading on.

NeoDracunyan: It's true. I am doing my best to write this episode and the arc in this book after all.

Saiko: It's fine Axol...We can help my friends kick some ass before we unban anime. Consider it a warmup.

Y/n: Exactly. I understand you want to stop this anime ban, but you must learn patience whenever something is up at the moment. Do you understand.

Axol: Ugh... ok fine. FISH GIRL! Duck nerd! Pickle! Friend of pickle! Blue demon hedgehog! Cool Cat Sensei! I will help you defeat your nemesis! And...who is that exactly?

Meggy: Hehe...We'll show you...

Ember: However, (Changes to his wolf form) it's not gonna be easy dealing with her.

Axol: (Shocked by Ember's wolf form) HOLY CHOW! A WOLF INKLING HYBRID!!! HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?!

Y/n: Well, explain it on the way over there. But first, I got something that will take care of Swag, Chris and the A.S.S. troops in case they decided to crash in.

Then Y/n brings out some colorful gemstones from his pocket and the gems summoned some cute and adorable little spirits called Genies, which wowed everyone at the sight of Y/n's creations.

Mario: Holy Macaroni!

SMG4: Are those Genies?!

Y/n: Yep! I used my powers to make these gemstones create these all of these Genies, depending on which type of gem that they all represent like this golden one named Midas, he can touch anything and turn it into gold or this plant theme Genie that can create flowers and plants that can also become a bomb.

Bob: Wow! That is so OP!

Boopkins: And they all look so cute!

Saiko: You're telling me?

Tari: Uh, how are these Genies gonna stop the A.S.S. troops exactly?

Y/n: Simple. These Genies are gonna used their magical abilities to take them down and trust me, guys. They've trained hard for this kind of situation.

Axol: Amazing! You always come up with something creative, sensei?

Y/n: Sure... (To Armee the Soldier Genie) You know what to do with your Genie brethren, Armee. I wish for you and the other Genies to take down the A.S.S. group, especially Swag and Chris.

Armee: (Salutes to Y/n) Yes Boss.

So then, all of the Genies that Y/n created flew up to deal with the A.S.S. troops along with Swag and Chris, but one of them that resembled an Anubis didn't want to let go of Y/n as he is created with Separation Anxiety.

Y/n: What's wrong, Nuby?

Nuby: (Saddened) Nuby! Nubynubynuby!

Y/n: You want to come with us to stop Desti?

Nuby: (Puppy Dog Eyes) Nuby.

Y/n: Ah what the heck. Of course, you can come with us. Just don't try to mummify my friends, okay?

Nuby: ^W^ Nuby!

Saiko: Awww~ He's so cute! Can I pet him?!

Y/n: Sure, why not.

-Meanwhile back at Inkopolis-

As the gang finally reunited, they make their way back to Inkopolis, where Desti looked out the window to see if Meggy, Ember and their friends are still gonna attempt to get their weapons back.

Desti: Wow, that orange moron and that mangy mutt actually gave up. I'm actually disappointed...I was starting to have fun...especially with that cool cat named Y/n.

Super Bell: F**king ring ring ring!

Intruder Alert: Woomy intruder alert (x2)

The Woomy Intruder Alert alarm signaled the Octoposse that the gang are on their way back to attack their base and this time, they got some extra help with Axol and Y/n's Egyptian Anubis Genie, Nuby!

Octoposse 1: INK-OMING!

Then Desti looked out the window to see the gang riding on Pokémon (A Snorlax, A Charizard and a Blastoise) as they all charged at the enemy base at full speed!

Desti: GIRLS! Battle stations!!!

Then Desti's crew got on the roof with Miniguns as she commenced firing at them.

Desti: FIRE!!!

But as soon as they began firing at them, the gang steered their Pokémon out of the way to dodge the bullets with Y/n using his energy shield to protect Snorlax from the bullets.

Mario: Oh no! Snorlax is getting tired already! And it's hard to steer this thing!

SMG4: We can't stop now! Meggy and Ember are counting on us!

Y/n: Don't worry, Nuby's got this! Nuby! Use Healing Mummy Wraps!

Nuby: Nuby!

Nuby then used his Healing Mummy Wraps around Snorlax, giving him a much-needed energy boost as he is now wide awake and began to pick up speed.

Sonic: Yeah! Now we're talking!

Octoling: Ah shit!

Desti: (Pushes the Octoling aside) Move aside!

Desti then shoots at the gang with a grenade launcher at rapid speed, giving them a hard time to dodge all of the grenades coming from Desti's grenade launcher.

Y/n: A little help here!

Axol: (Chuckles) FIRE!

Then Axol's Blastoise shot a water energy blast at the incoming grenade that bounced off and went back inside Desti's grenade launcher, causing it to explode and Desti soon fell down to the ground after her weapon was destroyed by the grenade that blew up in her face after it clogged her weapon up. Eventually, the gang soon stood in front of Desti as she has no chance to stop them.

Y/n: It's over, Desti! You got nowhere to run!

Meggy: Yeah! Give it up Desti, you're outnumbered!

Ember: That's right. You have no winning chance against all of us! Give us back our weapons or face our wrath!

Desti: Ok, ok, wait. How about a little wager...

Meggy: What are you talking about?

Ember: Is this some sort of trick?

Y/n: Do you want Nuby to turn you into a mummy? Cause he's looking pretty angry at you right now.

Nuby: (Angry Growls) NUBY. NUBY.

Desti: No tricks this time. It's just a quick, simple splat duel. If you win, we will give your weapons back peacefully.

Meggy: And what if we lose?

Desti: You...Pull out of Splatfest.

This shocks everyone about Desti's offer to give them back the weapons to Meggy and Ember if Meggy wins the Splat Duel against Desti.

Mario: What?! No, even Mario knows that's stupid. Let's get the weapons and run!

Sonic: He's right. We can take her with or without using these Pokémon or Nuby. We can-

Meggy: Wait! You want a 1v1 duel? Just me and you? Fine...I'm game!

With that, it was now or never as Meggy and Desti stood in front of each other in a 1v1 Splat Duel like they're both at a Wild West Town at high noon, just like in the movies with Mario as the referee for this battle.

Mario: Well, Mario is the ref for some reason. After the countdown, first one to shoot wins. I want a good clean battle, and I don't see any trash laying around after this match. ARE YOU READY!?

Desti: Ready!

Meggy: Let's do this!

Then Mario slowly began counting down with everyone watching the battle and Nuby hugging Y/n's arm nervously as Meggy and Desti readied their weapons to see who fires first to win for the weapons or Meggy and Ember dropping out of Splatfest.

Mario: 3, 2, 1...

Then without warning, Meggy throws her gun to Desti and says "Woomy"

Desti: Say What?

Meggy: QUICK GUYS! GRAB A GUN AND RUN!

Ember: HURRY BEFORE SHE AND HER GOONS STOP US AGAIN!

Without thinking twice, Y/n, Sonic, SMG4, Boopkins, Mario and Luigi get the guns while we see Heavy Weapon and the others drive up to them in the Banana Bus for a quick getaway!

Heavy: Everyone! Get in the Banana Bus!

Y/n: You heard the man! Get in!

Then the gang immediately went into the Banana Bus and Heavy punched the gas pedal to make their getaway as Desti yelled out at them in anger for cheating their way into

Desti: What the hell! You cheated!

Meggy: Hey! Cheating is a legitimate strategy!

Desti: I'M GOING TO THRASH YOU AT SPLATFEST MARK MY WORDS!

Mario: Eat my hot Italian sausage!

Y/n: (Gives Desti the Double Birdie) Kiss my ass!

With that, the gang managed to make their getaway out of Inkopolis as they are all on their way to deal with the anime ban once and for all as they managed to get Ember and Meggy's weapons back from Desti with the help of their friends including Axol with his anime artistic skills. Desti swore revenge on the gang for humiliating her and Meggy cheating her in that match and she is not going to go easy on them the next time she and her crew encounter the gang once again.

Desti: (Growls) I can't believe they would do this to me and my crew. I swear I will beat them in Splatfest, and I won't get easy on them if I ever see their faces ever again.

Suddenly, Jeffy and Tails Doll came back with a tank and they're about to give her a hard time with the gang's super badass looking war tank.

Jeffy: (Laughing) How are you gonna beat a tank, ya bitch?!

Tails Doll: Eat Bullet Hell, octopussy!

Then they both started shooting at Desti with Bonzai Bills in Rapid Fire Mode as Desti immediately ran away in fear as fast as her legs can carry her away from Jeffy and Tails Doll driving the tank and firing Bonzai Bullet Bills at her that literally destroyed her own base.

Desti: (Shocked and Scared shitless) Oh my God! When did they get a freakin' tank like that?! I knew I've should've messed with them! I regret ever stealing their weapons before the Splatfest Tournament!

But then, she suddenly bumped into Terrance the Bird Cop along with a bunch of police officers that caught her in the act for stealing Meggy and Ember's weapons as she and her crew are all about to get arrested and go to jail for stealing their weapons just to keep them from competing in the Splatfest games.

Desti: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

-Back with the Gang-

Tari: Wow, I can't believe that actually worked!

Luigi: Hehe. Together there's nothing we can't do!

Meggy: Thank you so much everyone!

Ember: Yeah! We owe you guys big time for getting our weapons back from Desti!

Y/n: No problem, guys. It's the least we can do to help you guys out.

Saiko: Now, all that's left is unbanning anime. And life will be back to normal.

Then as the gang continue riding on the bus, Axol took a good look at the city of Inkopolis from the bus window next to his seat as it seems to be reminding him about his past in the city of Inkopolis that has gotten Y/n and SMG4's attention on Axol's gaze on Inkopolis.

SMG4: What is it Axol?

Axol: Oh, it's just Inkopolis...

Y/n: What about it?

Axol: I was born here...

Y/n: Oh? Is that so? Well, we'll talk about it once we get this anime ban done and over with. Once we get the job done and over with and repel the anime ban once and for all, I'm gonna give that bitch, Peach a piece of my mind!

END OF EPISODE 37

TO BE CONTINUED IN EPISODE 38 WHERE Y/N AND HIS FRIENDS SAVE ANIME FROM THE BAN ONCE AND FOR ALL