Episode 33 - Y/n and Mario's Lemonade Stand/Restuarant
Location: Somewhere Outside of Creation City - Grasslands Grove
No POV
As the gang head off to Japan with the Y/n Clone while the real Y/n stays with Mario to come up with a money-making plan to pay back the Anime Cartel without the use of turning the rocks and scrap metal into gems and gold coins, we see both Ember and Meggy driving the squid car, looking for Y/n and Mario to help them train for the Splatfest Games, much to Ember's dismay of looking for them, even after finding out about the anime ban and the Comedic Duo busy with whatever they're up to right now.
Meggy: Ugh... where are those two dummies? They'd better be saving the world if they think they can skip Splatfest training.
Ember: Meggy. Please don't make this difficult for them. I'm sure they're both doing something right now to make the world a better place.
Then as we cut over to Y/n and Mario, they just finished up setting up a lemonade stand as a way to make money for the Anime Cartel since Francis refused to let Y/n use his powers to create gems and gold coins with rocks and scrap metal, so what other choice but to start their business outside of Creation City to avoid getting caught by Peach or the A.S.S. police by setting up a lemonade stand here at Grasslands Grove that is right next to the Moo Moo Milk shop across the street to make some money to
Mario: Damn, now that's a fine-looking lemonade stand right here.
Y/n: Yep. It may be a start to make some decent cash to pay the Anime Cartel, but I think we can handle this.
Mario: Yeah! Now time to make lots of money!
Y/n: (Clears Throat) (Patrick's Voice) LEMONADE!!!
Mario: (Patrick's Voice) LEMONADE FOR SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLEEEEE!!!
Then the two of them waited for some customers to buy some lemonade, but they seem to ignore them as they walked past them.
Mario: Hey, what the f**k?! Why isn't anyone buying our lemonade?
Y/n: Maybe it's because they don't seem to be interesting in buying lemonade since we built a lemonade stand right across the street to that milk cafe over there.
Then they see Hideo Kojima walking around before Mario called out to him to get his attention.
Mario: Hey stinky!
Kojima: (Puts his hands up) Me?
Mario: YEAH YOU! WANNA TRY SOME OF OUR LEMONADE?!
Kojima: Ohhh! Yeah! (Gets hit by a car)
Mario: God damnit!
Y/n: Yeah, I didn't expect to happen to him, but whatever, he did run me over twice. So, I guess he deserved that.
Mario: True. True.
Then they see Donkey Kong walking by, minding his own business before Mario called out to DK and offered him some lemonade.
Mario: Hey Donkey Kong. Want some Lemonade?
DK then stopped walking and took a good look at the pitcher of ice-cold lemonade.
Donkey Kong: Oh, these are pretty cool bananas.
Donkey Kong then drinks the entire pitcher of lemonade before his face completely gets shriveled up by the sour taste of the lemonade that he gulped down and collapsed to the ground, not moving an inch and only twitching a bit from the very sour taste of the lemonade he drank.
Mario: That'll be $85!
Y/n: Uh, Mario. I think he's dead.
Mario: (Realized what he meant) Piss.
Y/n: I knew we should've added more sugar to the lemonade.
Then we see Tari, Jeffy, Tails Doll, Luigi, Car, Teddy, Sonic and Heavy Weapon walking by before the Comedic Duo spotted them.
Tari: (Sighs)
Heavy Weapon: (Singing)
Y/n: Hey guys!
Heavy: Hello!
Jeffy: Hey Daddy!
Tails Doll: Hi Dad!
Car: Hi!
Teddy: Hello there.
Luigi: Hey Y/n. Hiya Mario.
Sonic: Hey, what's up guys!
Tari: (Sighs Sadly)
Mario: Hey Tari? Why so sad? Want some lemonade?
Tari: No thanks...I had no one to play video games with...Meggy's been training for the splatfest and everyone had gone to Japan.
Sonic: Yeah, ever since Peach declared the ban on anime, we had to find ways to take down those A.S.S. agents and form a resistance team to lift the anime ban.
Luigi: Yeah, they were going to torture me, but I decided to join the team since Peach actually did go way too far on the whole anime ban idea after all.
Heavy: Is nice.
Tari: I'm on the team too, but I'm sad that I didn't have time to play some games with you guys.
Y/n: Don't cry, Tari. I know you're having a hard time during the anime ban, but we'll get through this together and play games after we get this anime ban repelled.
Mario: Yeah, Tari. It's ok! Why don't you guys help us sell some lemonade?
Everyone else: (Agreeing with Mario)
Tari: Huh? Why are you both selling lemonade?
Mario: Well...it's a long story.
Y/n: Just watch this flashback.
-Flashback-
Mario: Oh no...
Y/n: Ah, piss...
Francis: Pay me back for the anime you both destroyed, bakas! (Laughing evilly)
-End of Flashback-
Luigi: You two were forced to work to pay back the money you owe to Francis?!
Sonic: What?! Francis?! I hate that guy!
Tails Doll: Me too! He gets on my nerves so badly!
Tari: Francis, the creepy nerd from the anime cartel? Guys, they're really bad guys! I don't want to do anything to them.
Mario: Neither does me or Y/n, but they're going to break Mario's kneecaps if we don't make the money back, we owe them!
Y/n: Yeah, and to make matters worse, he wouldn't even accept the gems and gold coins that are from the rocks and scrap metal that I used my powers to turn them into easy money.
Everyone: What?!
Car: Why?
Mario: He thinks it's all just fake mumbo jumbo.
Jeffy: Well, that's Skibid-
Sonic: Don't say it.
Y/n: Yeah, I think that jokes getting old and I believe it's best not to say that line again, Jeffy. Most of the readers that are reading this story are getting tired of you saying that line.
Jeffy: You're right. I'm already tired of saying that line too, daddy. I'll stop.
Y/n: So, will you guys help us sell some lemonade?
Everyone but Mario and Tari: Yeah!
Tari: I dunno...
Y/n/Mario: Come on!
Tari: Ok fine. But where's your lemonade?
Mario: Well, we only had 1 cup and Donkey Kong drank it all and he might be dead from the sourness of the lemonade.
Tari: Oh...
Heavy: DK is dead. Is nice.
Mario: Don't worry, we can make some more! But first, I have to go take a piss. Hand me another one of those jars would you, bro.
Y/n: (Hands an empty glass jar to Mario) Here you go, Mario. You know what to do.
Mario then walks over to a nearby bush before zipping his zipper in his pants down and pees in the empty jar, much to the disgust of Tari and the others.
Mario: If you guys are wondering, we were actually making normal lemonade instead of using piss as a substitute. We were planning to use the piss in glass jars to throw it at Peach to teach her a lesson for banning anime and making our lives a living hell.
Tari: Oh. I see. We'll, why don't you leave us making the lemonade to me. You two just focus on selling it.
Mario: Okie-dokie!
Y/n: Sure thing. We'll keep an eye out for customers while you guys go make the lemonade.
So then, the gang went over to a nearby lemon tree to collect some lemons to make the lemonade while the Comedic Duo focused on keeping an eye out for customers to sell some lemonade.
Sonic: Oh! Lemonade is made by lemons! Who knew.
Tari and Jeffy tried jumping up to grab some lemons from the lemon tree, but the lemons are way too high for them to grab from the tree.
Jeffy: (Panting) I can't reach it.
Tari: (Panting) Ugh...me either...there here has to be a way to get them down
Luigi: Oh. I got an idea. What if Teddy and Heavy use their brute strength to shake the lemons off the tree.
Heavy: Good idea!
Teddy: Alrighty then.
Then Heavy and Teddy both shake the tree with such brute strength while the Megalovania by Undertale plays in the background while the others each get a bucket of the lemons while Tari hums Mario's theme song as she collects some lemons in her bucket before everyone went back to Y/n and Mario with all of the lemons they've collected to make enough lemonade that will last for at least a year or two.
Tari: We're in business, guys!
Y/n: Alright then. Let's get to making some fresh lemonade. We got a lemonade stand to run.
So then, with enough lemonades to make the lemonade, the gang's lemonade stand is now open for business as they did their best to find some lemonade.
Mario: Come here, Fishy fishy!
Jeffy: (To Toadette) Hey, whatever your name is, stupid b***h!
Tails Doll: (To Toadette) Would you kindly try some of our lemonade? :D
Toadette slaps Jeffy and then he retaliated by firing a flamethrower at Toadette causing her to scream in agonizing pain. Before we see Luigi putting his face on a glass wall to get the Koopa Troopa's (Who is reading a newspaper) attention to see if he's interested in some lemonade.
Luigi: Would you like some ice-cold lemonade?
Then as we see a Monty Mole enter an elevator before Heavy and Teddy used their brute strength to drag the elevator all the way over to the lemonade stand.
Mario: Oh boy! Another customer!
Y/n: Sorry for bring you here, but seeing as there's a very little possible way to get back, do you want to purchase some of our lemonade?
Then the Monty Mole began pressing the elevator's buttons to close the doors before Heavy lifted the elevator and threw it over the horizon for refusing to purchase some of the lemonade they've made to sell.
Heavy: Stupid Mole!
Sonic: (Chasing to Goomba) Get back here! Try our lemonade!
Tari: Guys...I don't know this is working.
Mario: Yeah, I guess we're not doing it right to sell lemonade.
Tari: Uh...Let me have a shot.
Y/n: Go right ahead, Tari.
Then they see Shroomy walking down the street before a spotlight shined on him.
Shroomy: (Confused) Huh? What's going on?
Then Tari makes her move and tries to offer Shroomy some lemonade in her best efforts to see if he's willing to buy some to quench his thirst.
Tari: Are you...feeling thirsty, Shroomy?
Shroomy: Uhh... A tiny bit, I guess.
Tari: Are you looking for something...SWEET?
Shroomy: Sure.
Tari: Then you should buy some of our fresh, ice-cold lemonade.
Shroomy: Uh, can you talk back normally now?
Tari: Sure!
Jeffy: Tari is a freaking weirdo.
Y/n: Yeah, but she's our little weirdo. I like her style.
Tails Doll: Me too. She's so sweet and wholesome.
Y/n: And how? (To Shroomy) Hey, Shroomy. Why not buy yourself a glass of lemonade at our lemonade stand.
Shroomy: Okay, lemme go get some cash...(Brings out some cash) here we go!
Y/n/Mario/Tari: OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!
Jeffy: Holy torch tits!
Heavy: Very Good!
Sonic: Now that's what we're talking about!
Tails Doll/Teddy/Car: YIPPIE!!!
But then, trouble comes in as we see Jeeves is in his limo and stops at his shop/Cafe Moo Moo Milk from Episode 4 in this book Y/n and Mario go to the Fridge to Get a Glass of Milk" as he rolls down the window giving the Comedic Duo a menacing glare.
Mario: Oh, it's Jeeves!
Luigi: Jeeves?! (Cowers behind the counter)
Y/n: Oh. Hey Jeeves, how's your milk factory going?
Jeeves: Y/n! Mario! What are you two doing? First, you both destroy my milk factory, now you're stealing business from my café!
Sonic: (To Y/n and Mario) You two destroyed his milk factory?
Y/n: We had to get some milk. Right, Mario?
Mario: Yeah, not to mention that the cows from his farm were not happy about Jeeves treating them like slaves.
Tari: Oh, sorry Jeeves. We didn't mean to hurt your business.
Mario: Yea, we just need to make some money to pay back the anime cartel and don't even ask, Y/n tried to offer Francis the rock and metal turned gems and gold coins to pay him, but he thinks it's all fake and made up.
Jeeves: Mario, we'll call it even on my milk factory if you take down your lemonade stand right now.
Heavy: If you even dare take down our lemonade stand, we promise you, Pain without End!
Jeffy: You heard him! You better stay off our turf, or I'm gonna break both your eye sockets and your jaw!
Jeeves: If you insist...
Then Jeeves snaps his fingers to call in for the Milk Carton Goons to destroy the lemonade stand with crowbars.
Milk Carton Goon 1 & 2: I'm about to whip somebody's ass!
Tari: Hey guys, why don't we get a nice cup of lemonade instead? Hehe...
Without warning, the 2 milk cartons just began destroying the Lemonade Stand.
Tari: No! What are you doing? You're ruining it!
Sonic: Hey! Stop it!
Jeffy: AAAH!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!
Luigi: (Panicking)
Jeeves: Yes! Just like how Mario ruined my factory! Keep going, boys! Do it!
One of the goons destroys Mario's stand by using a gun.
Tari: We worked so hard on this...
Y/n: Oh, hell nah! You can't do this to us, Jeeves! You'll pay for this!
Jeeves: Sorry, Y/n, it's just business.
Mario: GET THAT MOTHERF***ER!!!
Sonic: OK! (Spin dashed at the Milk Carton Goon)
As Sonic did a spin dash attack on the Milk Carton Goon, he stumbled backwards bit before Tails Doll used his sharp claws to puncture the Milk Carton Goon before all the milk was drained out of his body and deflated like a balloon. Then Jeffy brought out his giant hammer and began hitting the other Milk Carton Goon multiple times before Heavy joined in and began punching it to death.
Milk Carton Goon: AAH! OH MY GOD!!! AAHHH!!!
Jeeves: You maniacs! You're all getting seven across the a-
But then, Teddy grabbed Jeeves with his "bear" hands and used his Bearzerker Strength to bend and crush him before throwing him back into the limo and crushed it into a cube before kicking him back to his Milk Cafe.
With that, they managed to teach Jeeves a lesson, but at what cost as their lemonade stand was completely destroyed by Jeeves's henchmen.
Y/n: Great. Thanks to Jeeves, our lemonade stand is ruined.
Mario: That's it! You don't mess with the Mario and his friends.
Mario then has no choice but to call in for some back-up as he phones Francis and his anime weebs to help them take down and sabotage Jeeves's milk cafe business while the gang figure out how to make some money to pay the Anime Cartel back.
Mario: Francis? Yes, it's-a-me, Mario. We were getting some cash to pay you back, but we seem to run in some trouble at the moment.
Francis: You're having trouble? Alright, we're coming over.
Then without a doubt, Franics and his goons arrive at the scene in their own limo to meet up with the gang to deal with Jeeves as Franics popped out of the driver window to talk to them.
Francis: You called my Tomodachi?
Luigi: Please don't call us that, Francis.
Tari: Well, we were minding our own business-
Mario: But Jeeves THICC FORK ASS DESTROYED OUR STAND!
Y/n: And ruined our chances to pay you back for the anime!
Francis: Alright. Leave it to senpai.
So, then Franics and his anime loving goons' storm into the milk cafe while Y/n, Mario and the others went into the bushes to think of a better idea to get some money to pay back the Anime Cartel since Jeeves destroyed the lemonade stand.
Heavy Weapon even called in Sniper, Scout, Agent Blood and Dr. Healer to help out as well. And to make things even more interesting, Waluigi and Wario joined in to since their Taco Stand was also destroyed as well by Jeeves and his Milk Carton Goons as the gang sat a long picnic table to talk about what Sniper's idea of a business that they can do to make some money.
Sniper: Ok. Hear me out. This right here is not just any good shit. It's the alien queen of good shit for whichever single shit in the world would commit credit card fraud. Are you all ready to have your mind blown to pieces? So, hear me out.
Then he took out his own jar of Jarate and placed it on the table, which is own idea of selling a thing called BUSH-SHINE that is just a bottle of...
Sniper: Pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss....
The whole gang is disgusted by this idea as Y/n is about to speak up to Sniper, only to be interrupted by the Australian bushman as he continues talking about his idea by adding some ingredients to the Jarate.
Sniper: Add some sugar, pure ethanol and then shake it up so the sugar properly dissolves. Unlike fruit-based liquors, you don't have to wait several months for the sugar to dissolves in their juice.
Y/n: (Urge to throw up while cringing very badly)
Mario: (Throws up)
Tari: (Throws up)
Jeffy: (Throws up)
Luigi: (Throws up)
Sonic: (Throws up)
Tails Doll/Teddy/Car: (Uncanny Mode)
Sniper: Just a few shakes are more than enough. Especially if the piss is fresh enough thanks to your body heat. And viola~ This is how you yourself some...BUSH-SHINE!!!
Randi: (Cheery) That idea is (Disappointed) Stupid.
Heavy: Yeah! Stupid idea!
Agent Blood: Yes! You disgusted me, filthy jar man!
Scout: What's the matter you freakin' stupid!
Waluigi: WAH! ARE YOU INSANE?! DID THE QUEEN'S FUCKED YOU SO HARD THAT YOUR COPING SOLUTION IS PISS LIQUORS?!
Sniper: No, I'm just mad at that stupid bitch that started this whole anime ban.
Everyone: (Realized what he meant) Oh...
Sniper: All the anime is dangerous she says. And yet she decided to ban anime just because her castle was destroyed by a simple accident from anime, leaving all of us to find a better source of entertainment while the anime is being treated like trash, just long enough for them to become forgotten for who knows how long. (Angry) THEY'RE MORE THAN JUST A SUM OF MANGA BOOKS, MERCHANDISE, PLUSHIES, BODY PILLOWS AND WHAT NOT THAT COLLECT DUST FOR YEARS! THEY DESERVE SOME RESPECT HERE JUST LIKE THE REST OF US!!! THAT BITCH HAS WENT MAD WITH POWER AND SHE SHOULD BE KICKED OUT OF THE THRONE FOR BEING A KAREN AND A TYRANT! (Takes a deep breath and calms down) But I have to admit that the idea of throwing these piss jars at that bitch would be so satisfying, especially if some of the piss has AIDS in them.
Everyone: (Agreeing with Sniper)
Y/n: Ok. Who else has an idea that will help us get the money to pay back the Anime Cartel?
Car: I have an idea!
Then everyone turned to Car that had an idea as he jumped up to the table and summons up some delicious looking grub that impressed everyone on what Car's idea has to offer.
Y/n: Wow. Where did all of this delicious food come from?
Car: This is my idea! What if we transform the lemonade stand into a restaurant?
Mario: That...is....GENIUS!!!
Luigi: Uh, maybe we should try out the food to see if it's good are not.
Y/n: Good idea. Let's give it a taste.
So then, everyone grabbed some of the foods and drinks to try out and when they each took a bite...
Their tastebuds exploded with flavor upon tasting the dishes that Car made for them.
Sniper: My gawd....it's...It's a miracle. It's an Australian Christmas bloody miracle!
Y/n: I agree! This stuff is delicious!
Heavy: Moist and delicious!
Agent Blood: Top shelf!
Scout: Oh man! These sliders are the bomb!
Jeffy: Yummy!
Luigi: Wow! I can't get enough of this stuff!
Mario: Me either! This makes me so happy!
Tails Doll: I love it!
Sonic: Me too! These Chili Dogs are so good!
Tari: These Carrot chips are so healthy and delicious!
Then suddenly, Dr. Healer was crawling around looking for his hand sanitizer before popping up to ask the gang if they have seen it.
Dr. Healer: Rah, I swear I just...Scheibe! Has anyone seen my hand sanitizer?
Sniper: Oy Doc!
Dr. Healer: Huh?
Sniper: Try this! (Hands Dr. Healer the Red Drink)
Dr. Healer then examined the drink before talking a sip and tasting it and he was surprised by the taste of the drink, and he knew it might taste better with some ice cubes.
Dr. Healer: Tastes great, but I think it needs some ice cubes.
Car: Ah! I knew it!
Then suddenly, Y/n got another headache attack and this time it's even worse than before as he collapsed on the ground and began screaming in pain.
Y/n: (Screaming in pain) (Scream from the I can break these cuffs scream meme)
Mario: (Shocked) Oh shit! Y/n's having the headache attacks again! Doc! Grab the pills, a bottle of water and give them to me pronto!
Dr. Healer: Alright! (Grabs the pills from the medical bag and a bottled water and gives it to Mario) Here you go!
Mario: Thanks Doc! (Pulls out a funnel and placed it in Y/n's mouth)
Mario then dumped some of the headache pulls into the funnel and pours the water into the funnel for Y/n to consume the pills before the headache managed to go away.
Luigi: Still getting those headaches, Y/n?
Y/n: Yeah, and it seems to be getting worse every time it comes back. I'm sure it won't happen again, and I think Car's idea of building a restaurant will help us get the money to pay the Anime Cartel. All we need is a building to serve the food to the people and a catchy name for this business.
Car: Leave it to Car.
Then Car used his powers to create a building that is set as a restaurant that is named "Car-topia" as it's now open for business.
Y/n: Wow that was fast.
Car: And I already signed the deed to own this part of the land to prevent Jeeves from tearing it down and I already made a commercial for the business.
Mario: Now that's business.
Luigi: That's one clever cat.
Tari: And how?!
Y/n: Alright guys! Let's go serve up some grub!
Everyone: Yeah!
Then as the gang get ready for the grand opening of Car-Topia, Francis and his anime weebs enter Jeeves's Milk Cafe to wreak some havoc and destruction to the business as payback for destroying the gang's lemonade stand.
Francis: Konnichuwa (こんにちは) bitch! Attack formations!
Then the Anime Cartel began tearing up the place by breaking everything and attacking the customers and the Milk Carton Goons with their anime weapons.
Jeeves is super pissed off now!
Jeeves: HOOLIGANS! MISCREANTS! DELINQUENTS!
Francis: Ahahahaha (Gets sprayed with milk while screaming like Peter Griffin by another Milk Carton Goon)
Milk Carton Goon: We won't let those f***ers take this land!
Jeeves: You nerds and your dumb anime!!!
Jeeves then gets a broom like a ruler to slap like Baldi as he is now gonna give the Anime Cartel a serious spanking.
Jeeves: CAREFUL! I was apprentice to master baldi in SPANKING!
Francis: (Offended) DUMB ANIME?! Anime is awesome, there is no greater form of entertainment on the face of the Earth- (Gets sprayed with milk again) AAH!
Then without warning, the Anime Cartel were all kicked out of the restaurant and Jeeves warns them not to come back again or he is gonna be very pissed.
Jeeves: And stay out!
But then, he soon saw the Car-Topia restaurant filled with so many customers, who want to eat out at the new restaurant that is owned by the SMG5 Crew and Car that they all gave Jeeves the bird as payback for messing with their business.
Jeeves' Anger Levels are at MAXIMUM LEVELS!
Jeeves: (Gasps in anger like Mr. Goodman)
Francis was impressed by how the SMG5 Crew managed to start a restaurant business that instantly got a 5-Star rating, even Gordon Ramsey, Guy Fieri and a bunch of food related celebrities are eating there as well.
Francis: Wow. Those two really did managed to make a great business to pay me back, but that snobby fork man insulted anime. Those normies in that Milk Cafe are all gonna get a beatdown. Just like Krillin did in Episode 231 of Dragonball Z!
So then, Francis and his anime weebs started sabotaging the Milk Cafe while Y/n and his teammates work at Car-topia to gain more popularity, customers and more money.
Weeb Shy Guy: (Disguised as Jeeves) Hello, sir. Can I take your order?
Shy Guy: Yeah, can I get uhh...
Weeb Shy Guy: Eat my fork a*s!
Shy Guy: What the hell?
The now frustrated Shy Guy drove off and the Weeb Shy Guy laughed at him before Jeeves arrived before he yeeted out of there before we cut over to Francis and Monty Mole with two bottles of milk as the Monty Mole sings the Elmo's World theme song before Francis made a comment about how Jeeves's milk smells like shit.
Francis: I can't wait to use this dairy product, oh god it smells like sh*t!
He then played dead, long enough for the Monty Mole to go find someplace else, causing Jeeves to become extremely angry before sending out some of his Milk Carton Goons to destroy the restaurant, but they were immediately taken out by Car's very own maximum-security system built to the restaurant.
Scout: Yeah! Come get some ya freaking wuss!
Car: HA! Wuss!
Then Jeeves decided to hammer his milk factory by putting up "50% off special.
Jeeves: That oughta do it.
However, Car puts up a sign that says "51% off special" as a bunch more customers came in.
Mario: Nice try, Fork boy!
Then Jeeves puts up "Comes with a free cup" sign.
Y/n: Oh yeah? Can that free cup be better than our free cup special along with a free Car Plushie?!
More customers piled up, causing the restaurant to be instantly upgraded to become better and more efficient.
Jeeves is about to pop a blood vessel.
Jeeves: You son of a b*tch!
Jeeves then puts up a "Buy one get 99,999,999 free" sign while Car puts up on the billboard "Will sub you on YouTube", attracting a lot more customers and upgrading the restaurant even further.
Jeeves puts up "I'll drown you in milk", which instantly caused his ratings to go down as people see that as a violent threat while Car puts a up a sign for a new food menu item of "Waluigi's Taco Special", resulting in a lot of people and Waluigi fans to come to the restaurant with Y/n and Waluigi high fived each other.
Then Shroomy looked down at his pocket change and he is now getting really thirsty and doesn't know where to go to get a drink to quench his thirst.
Shroomy: Oh, man, I'm getting mighty thirsty, but what to get? (Looks over to Car-topia filled with so many customers) Oooh! I think I'll go over to for a good drink. (Walks to Car-Topia)
Jeeves had enough of this and he's on the war path now.
Jeeves: THAT'S IT! I'M GONNA TEAR THAT PLACE APART!!!
Francis: OH NO YOU DON'T!!! GET HIM MY FELLOW WEEBS!!!
Francis sends his army of anime to attack Jeeves while he sends out his army of Milk Carton Goons to fight back with the Super Smash Bros Ultimate "Choose Your Character" plays in background as both teams began to fight to the death with anime weapons and bullets. Then we see Y/n and Mario outside the restaurant, watching the fight with some of Car's tasty food as things are going crazy from here.
Y/n: Uh, should we try and stop this fight?
Mario: Nah, I think we're all good from here. Nothing can stop us now.
Then we cut over to a part of the road, where we see Ember and Meggy still on the lookout Y/n
Meggy: Dangit! Where could they have gone?
Ember: I don't know, but I think we've been driving for hours now. Let's just give it up and go home.
Meggy: No! I'm not letting those two off the hook! I'm not stopping until we find them to help with our training!
Ember: (Groans) Fine.
Then suddenly while Y/n and Mario continued watching the fight while eating their lunch, Meggy found Y/n and Mario in the open before they both saw Ember and Meggy because they both just remembered that they've skipped Splatfest training for the Anime Challenge as Meggy drove straight towards the Comedic Duo
Meggy: Y/N!!!! RED!!!!! FOUND YOU BOTH!!!
Ember: AAHHH! MEGGY!!! SLOW DOWN!!!
Y/n: GAH!!!
Mario then jumped in front of Y/n, resulting in Meggy running over Mario with her car.
Ember: MEGGY!!! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!
Y/n: You ran over Mario!
Mario: I can't feel my legs or my pingas!
Meggy: There you two are! We've been trying to find you two for the past two episodes! Come on! We need to go train for splatfest! Now!!
Mario: We can't Meggy! We still need to work at this restaurant that Car built for us to pay back the Anime Cartel.
Y/n: Yeah, and we're not leaving until we get the job done and pay them back.
Meggy: (Facepalms) Oh, for squid sake.
Then Meggy grabs the pitcher of lemonade in her Splattershot Gun and aimed it at the anime weebs and the Milk Carton Goons before calling out to them to get their attention.
Meggy: HEY!
Then as soon as she caught their attention, Meggy began shooting them with the lemonade infused ink to their eyes, causing them to scream in pain after getting the stuff in their eyes. This has caught the attention of both Francis and Jeeves when they saw Meggy blinding their henchmen with lemonade ink from her Splattershot.
Meggy: AGHHH! Stop fighting and let us go train!!!!!!
Francis: HEY! How dare you hurt my henchmen!!!
Jeeves: YEAH!!!
Jeeves & Francis whistle for their henchmen as they appear beside them, ready to fight.
Mario: Oh, no!
Y/n: Ah shit. This ain't gonna be good.
Then Meggy decided to take matters at her own hands by yelling at both Francis and Jeeves to make them stop all of this nonsense.
Meggy: NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR DUMB DRINKS!!!!! SO, STOP ACTING LIKE KIDS!!!! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU WEIRDOS ARE MEANT TO BE!
This has shocked both Francis and Jeeves by Meggy's harsh words as they both hugged each other and cried a river of their own tears.
Jeeves: W-what...cruel words!
Ember: Wow. That's harsh.
Meggy: C'mon guys...let's go finally train for Splatfest...
Tari: Yes Ma'am!
???: SILENCE!!!!!
Then everybody stopped what they are doing and turned around to see Teddy holding Car in his Bearzerker form with Car looking at Meggy with a glowing red eye glare as everyone except Ember and Meggy began bowing down and worship to Car like he's a benevolent God while chanting the words, "Unnus Annus" over and over again before speaking up to Meggy in his Sukuna Voice.
Meggy and Ember are both shocked by Car's intense glare.
Car: (Sukuna Japanese Dub Voice) You dare try to harm my friends with such harsh words?! Do you Squid girl have any idea on who you're dealing with right now? My friends are just doing their job on paying the debts of the Anime Cartel even after Y/n still has the goods safely tucked away in his pocket dimension.
Francis: Wait a minute?! The cool cat still has the anime?!
Car: (Turns to Francis in Anger) DO YOU WANNA DIE?!?!
Francis: (Scared) No No No! I DON'T WANT TO DIE!? DON'T KILL ME PLEASE?!
Car: (Sukuna Japanese Dub Voice) Then shut up and nod to me to call off the debts of my 47 friends including these two best friends of mine! Got it?!
Then Francis looked at Car in fear before slowly nodded to him before turning to Y/n to give him the anime, which he nodded to Car and brought out all of the anime from under his hat to call of the debt that Y/n and Mario owed them.
Car: (Sukuna Japanese Dub Voice) Now then... (Turns back to Meggy) As for you, young squid lady, I better not see you run over my friend, Mario like that again or you will regret it for the rest of your-
Meggy: (In Awe) SOOOOOOOOO CUTE!!!
Meggy then grabs Car and gave him a big hug for how cute he really is due to Meggy's love for Cats, shocking everyone for Meggy's sudden reaction before Car's angry expression turned to a happy one as he now declares Meggy and Ember his new friends.
Car: You're my friends now. We're having soft tacos later.
FRIEND!!!
Everyone cheered for Car's new friend as both Francis and Jeeves are completely shocked to see Meggy and Ember become friends with Car.
Francis: Who...who even has the power to summon the Great Car! WHO?!
Mario: I did!
Everyone gasped in shock!
Y/n: And I am the one who saved him from certain death!
Car: It's true!
Everyone gasped in shock again and cheered for the Comedic Duo as Jeeves and Francis have no words to say after they've learned how Car was summoned and became a member of the SMG5 crew.
Y/n: Alright, now that we're free from the debt. I guess we can go train with Meggy and Ember now since they got us out of that situation pretty quick.
Mario: Okie-Dokie! But please try not to train us too hard like last time, Meggy.
Meggy: I'll do my best. Also, how did you find this cute bundle of joy.
Mario: I'll tell you when we are on our way to Inkopolis.
Y/n: But first, we need someone to hold the fort to Car's restaurant while we go train with Meggy and Ember.
Car: Don't worry, me and Teddy and our loyal fans can handle it.
Y/n: Alright, stay out of trouble you two.
Car/Teddy: Ok!
With that, the gang minus Car and Teddy took the SMG5 Mobile to Inkopolis to help Meggy and Ember train for the Splatfest while Car and Teddy stay put to work at Car-Topia until they get back as they both looked at both Francis and Jeeves with an angry glare as they are not done with them just yet.
Francis: Don't listen to that bad woman. We're cool people!!!
Then when they felt the angry glare from both Car and Teddy, they soon realized that they're not done with them after all the chaos and destruction that they've caused to the gang during this entire episode.
Car: (Sukuna Japanese Dub Voice) Don't think we're done with you two yet, because we brought some backup to teach you boys a valuable lesson for messing with my friends.
Then the customers of Car-topia and surprisingly the Cows from the Milk Episode also appeared to assist Car and his Loyal fans since they all still hold a grudge against Jeeves as the leader of the Cows knew about Jeeves and his Milk Carton men attacked and scared Luigi during the whole Lemonade stand fiasco.
Cow Leader: DID YOU FORGET ABOUT ME?!
Jeeves: Oh poop.
Then without warning, Car, Teddy, the cows and the loyal fans started beating the crap out of Francis, Jeeves and their henchmen as we see Randi and Shroomy watching the fight from a distance.
Shroomy: I just want something to eat and drink.
Randi: You want the rest of my food. I'll even buy you a drink.
Shroomy: Sure, why not.
Randi: (Chuckles) Comedy.
END OF EPISODE 33
TO BE CONTINUED IN EPISODE 34 AT THE WORLD OF JAPAN
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