Location: The Mushroom Kingdom

No POV

As we begin this epic arc up at the Mushroom Kingdom as we see Y/n reading a comic book and Mario sleeping around the castle grounds, something unexpected is about to happen today for the Comedic Duo.

Mario: (Snores) Nighty nighty. (Snores) Ahh, spaghetti.

Then without warning, Tari is shown to be running from Meggy and Ember, screaming "AAAAAAAH!" along the way, getting Y/n's attention to see Tari running away before she ran behind Mario for cover until she and Mario got splatted by Ember and Meggy’s Splattershots, resulting in Mario getting decapitated.

Ember: BULL'S-EYE!!!

Meggy: C'mon, guys! It's not training if you don't shoot back at us!

Mario: But Mario wants to sleep! Eating spaghetti all day makes you tired!

Y/n: Yeah, plus we weren't even expecting to be in the middle of helping you two train for the Splatfest Games at a time and place like this. Not to mention that Tari is a bit shy and nervous about helping you both train outside of the gaming world and I don't think Peach will appreciate you twin train on her property.

Mario: Yeah, you two do not want to piss off Peach and it's even bothering the other neighbors of her loud screaming whenever she becomes the fun policewoman.

Tari: They both do have a point, and do we have to shoot AT each other? W-wouldn't it be more fun shooting at things in a game instead?

Y/n: See what I mean? Tari is more comfortable training in the gaming world than doing it for real.

Meggy: We can't Tari. The Splatfest is coming in a month, and we have to train!

Ember: I'm pretty much good to go, thanks to my wolf curse, which I didn't expect it to make me feel like an expert in both parkour and using my strength and weapons.

Meggy: And how?!

Then as they continued talking Mario tries to reattach his head, but it falls off before Y/n helped him put it back on right.

Tari: (Sighs) Ok, ok. (Brings out her weapon) I'll help you both.

Then without warning, Bob showed up out of nowhere to see what's up.

Bob: Hey what's up, bitches?

Tari: (Screams and shoots Bob with her Splattershot)

Bob: Holy fish sticks! (Gets knocked back to Fishy Boopkins)

Boopkins: Ah! Um, hey guys!

Tari: Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry!

Mario/Meggy: Nice shot!

Y/n: Tari is such a badass!

Ember: God damn! I say, God Damn!

Meggy: Are you boys here to help me train too!?

Fishy Boopkins: Uhhh no, we're wondering if...

Bob: We're having an anime battle to see who can be the most anime!!!

Mario/Tari: OOOOOOHHHHH!

Y/n: An anime challenge, eh? Interesting.

Fishy Boopkins: And that's why we want YOU to be the judges, Ember and Meggy!

Meggy, who's greatest fear is anime, doesn't comply. Ember has a slight bit of fear of anime, but it doesn't bother him a whole lot than Meggy.

Bob: Sounds like a yes to me.

Meggy: Sorry guys. We gotta go train! (Leaves)

Ember: Yeah, sorry guys. Maybe next time. See ya. (Leaves)

Tari: Guys, can I be judge!?

Fishy Boopkins: Well, who's gonna be the judge now?

Tari: Ooh, ooh! PICK ME! PICK ME!

Bob: I don't know. Maybe Toadsworth likes anime. (Lights go out.) Huh?

The pair look up onto the Castles' Roof, where Tari strikes a Jojo-ish pose.

Tari: Please let me judge!

Bob: The weeb is strong with this one!

Fishy Boopkins: That's a great idea! You can be our judge, Tari!

Then a spotlight was shined upon the top of the castle as we see Car looked down at Bob and Boopkins, willing to also take the role of a judge as well.

Car: (Sukuna Japanese Dub Voice) Count me in to be the judge as well.

Bob: OMG! Car is asking to be the judge in the anime challenge!

Boopkins: Ok sure, you can be the judge too!

Mario: Hey! Mario wants to be Naruto too!!! Let me in on the anime challenge!

Y/n: Well, if they're in on this anime challenge, then I guess I'll take on it as well.

Then Y/n and Mario are gonna take the Anime Challenge as contestants with Car and Tari as the judges as the Comedic Duo ran past Ember and Meggy to do the anime challenge with Bob and Boopkins.

Meggy: Guys, wait! What about the Splatfest!?

Mario: Uh, bye!

Y/n: Sorry guys. We'll train with you both some other time!

With that, the Comedic Duo ran away over the hill as Meggy huffing and crosses her arms in annoyance.

Ember: Look, Megs. I understand you're upset, but we can handle the training ourselves and besides, you were a little too rough on them during Season 2 when you went overboard on the training.

Meggy: Whatever.

And so, the Anime Challenge begins with the very first challenge being:

Challenge #1: Who can run like Naruto the fastest?

In this challenge, Y/n, Mario, Bob and Boopkins will have to do the Naruto run all the way to the finish line that is at the bottom of the hill. Whoever crosses the finish line first wins.

Tari: Alright! Ready? Set!

Car: GO! (Fires Staring Pistol)

And they're off as the four of them race to the finish line with Y/n surprisingly the fastest one and how good he is running Naruto Style.

Y/n: NARUTOOOOO!!!!!

Mario: I'm fast as f*** boiiiii!!!

Bob: Get out of the way, bitches! (Sees Y/n running so fast) Holy Crap! How is Y/n already so good at this?! That's impossible!!!

However, as Y/n, Mario, Bob are running to the finish line, Boopkins is having a really hard time running with his stubby little legs.

Boopkins: I can't run like this! I've got stubby little arms!

Bob: I'm so damn fast, boy! Better watch your ass!

Boopkins: Bob!? What are you doing!?

Bob: Showing off my smexy ninja skills! Super ninja leg-jutsu!

Bob trips Boopkins, treating his way to victory despite Y/n still being in the lead as Mario runs past Bob.

Mario: I'm fast as fuck, boy!

Bob: Do you really want to challenge me, Mario?

Mario: [Makes hand signals] I don't know about that one chief.

Then suddenly, Three Mario clones appear with Mario as he manages to perform shadow clone-jitsu with perfection.

Y/n: [Makes hand signals] Two can play at that game!

Then Y/n did the same shadow clone-jitsu technique, only for 10 clones to appear with Y/n.

Y/n Clones: NARUTOOOOO!!!!!

Bob is impressed by both Y/n and Mario's shadow clone-jitsu 

Bob: Impressive. Now it's my turn. [Makes hand signals] I don't know about my butt cheek.

Then suddenly, four clones that look like Bob from Bob the Builder appear with Bob as he appears to mess up the ninja move badly.

Bob: Oh, Godammit!

Mario: Let's get 'em, fellas.

Then three Mario clones jump ready to attack the Bobs before the Y/n clones appeared behind Bob, ready to unleash a deadly sneak attack upon the Bobs.

Bob: Well, crap.

With a one hit KO, Bob and the Bob clones gets launched to the sky like how Team Rockets gets blasted off over the horizon every time they get defeated in every episode of Pokémon they appeared in.

Bob: Team Bob is blasting off again!

Then with both Boopkins and Bob eliminated, Y/n and Mario both crossed the finish line, resulting in the two getting a tie win!

Tari: WOW! What an epic battle! Y/n and Mario both won using a quick-witted Shadow Clone-Jitsu!

Car: And for winning the race, you both get a gold star and a limited-edition Car Plushie!

Y/n: THAT WAS TOTALLY WICKED!!!

Mario: WHOOOO! Get f***ed, bitches!

Y/N AND MARIO WINS!!!

Challenge 2: Who can do the best anime love confession?

In this anime challenge, one of the contestants will have to do their best to confess Tari in the most anime way to win.

Tari: Wait... what are we doing!?

Boopkins's Turn!

Fishy Boopkins: Senpai, it's not like I like you or anything, but I think you're cute! B-Baka! So, what do you think?

Tari: (Weirded out) ...yes.

Bob: That's not how you pick up chicks! Let me show you!

Bob's Turn!

Bob: M'lady.

Tari: Uh...hi, Bob...

Bob: In this moment, I am euphoric not because of any phony God's blessing but because I am enlightened by my intelligence.

Tari: (Confused) What?

Bob: What I'm saying m'lady...I can be your angle or your devil.

The black background breaks the fourth wall due to how cringy Bob's attempt really is.

Tari: Alright, guys, this challenge is making me uncomfortable.

Car: And how?

Mario's Turn!

Mario: I love you!

Tari: Oh, thank God. Something normal for once.

Mario: And to really show you my feelings, I got you a present! I kidnapped Hideo Kojima! I know how much you like gaming crap!

Tari: (Facepalms)

Mario: (Sighs) Well, I tried. Hey, Miyamoto! You can have Kojima back now.

Miyamoto: (Grabs Kojima) Ok thanks.

Y/n's Turn!

Y/n: Tari...from the moment that we first met; I knew that you were a special person that need most in life. (Gives Tari a SMG5 duckie) So I made this for you as a token of our friendship.

Tari: (Smitten by the SMG5 duckie) I love it!

Randi: Hey! You two should kiss!

Tari: (Angry) Damn it, Randi!

Car: (Angry) GET OUT!!!!

Y/n then approached Randi with an angry glare in his eyes as he is about to perform a finishing move on Randi anime style.

Y/n: (Questions himself) Would it be wrong to hit someone in front of a girl like Tari? (Activates Raging Demon on Randi) NOT TODAY!

Then Y/n performed the Raging Demon finishing move on Randi, killing him in the process after Y/n let's out all of his frustrations upon Randi!

Tari was amazed by Y/n's determination.

Tari's Love for Y/n went up to Level 10!

Y/N WINS!!!

Challenge 3: Who can scream like Goku the best?

In this challenge, Y/n, Mario, Bob, and Fishy Boopkins will have to face each other and do the best Goku Scream as the winner will determine who makes the best Goku scream as the four of them began to scream.

Then suddenly, a bunch of people were watching them from the first challenge as they all brought out their phones to record the action as they are going LIVE with the anime challenge, bringing in a lot of people to watch the action to see which one of the four contestants will win this anime challenge.

Boopkins turns blue and passes out, eliminating him from the challenge as Tari and Car makes an X with their arms, signaling Boopkins lost the challenge.

Meanwhile, Y/n, Mario and Bob start floating with their bodies glowing brightly, but Mario's head explodes after channeling too much power.

Tari and Car make another X with their arms, signaling Mario lost the challenge. Bob, however, gains spiky hair.

Bob: Hell, yeah, bitches!

However, Y/n still kept going as a glowing platinum aura hovered around him as Y/n's outfit soon became a glowing platinum color with his E/c pupils the same glowing color as he opens them with a serious look on his face.

Everyone including Bob, Tari and Car were all amazed by this coming from Y/n as Bob can see the silhouette of Ultimate Shaggy behind Y/n as he can sense a very powerful anime aura within him.

Bob was astonished by Y/n's anime aura.

Tari: Y-Y/n... wins...

Everyone cheered for Y/n in his Ultra Instinct form

Bob: Dear god. His anime aura is so OP!!! SO OP!!!!

Goku: (Thumbs Up) I like his style.

Challenge 4: Who can speak the best Japanese?

Location: The Great Wall of China Chinese Restaurant - Downtown Creation City

In this challenge, the gang make their way over to the Great Wall of China Chinese Restaurant to test their skill in speaking Japanese and Saiko is the perfect person for this challenge.

Bob: I speak the best Japanese. Watch this!

Saiko is standing next to their table, looking annoyed.

Saiko: Apparently, I have to be here for this segment, but I don't mind since Y/n is here and this is an anime challenge after all. (To Bob) What do you want?

Bob: WATASHI WAH BOB-U DESU ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME! (Gets slapped by Saiko.) She digs me!

Y/n: No, she doesn't, Bob. No, she doesn't.

Mario: Oooo...let Mario try! (Turns to Saiko and clears his throat) (In translation in Japanese) I'll have some of your finest Chinese food here, please?

Saiko was shocked that Mario learned Japanese. Even everyone in the restaurant as well as Miyamoto and Hideo Kojima.

Saiko: Ok?

Boopkins: My turn! (Walks up to Saiko.) (Asks Saiko how her day was while speaking perfect Japanese, surprising Saiko, Mario, Bob, Tari, and Hideo Kojima himself.)

Saiko: Why, my day has been good! Thanks for asking!

Tari: Wow.

Y/n: Alright, I guess I'm next. (Turns to Saiko) (Asks Saiko how her guitar lessons and listening to his Linkin Park CDs going so far in perfect Japanese)

This shocks everyone both inside and outside the restaurant to hear Y/n speak perfect Japanese.

Saiko: I'm doing pretty good on my guitar lessons so far and thanks for letting me borrow your Linkin Park CDs. Their songs are great. (Saddens) But I do feel bad for Chester Bennington's death. So tragic.

Y/n: (Speaking in perfect Japanese over the tragedy of Chester Bennington's death)

Tari: Wow. Y/n, Mario and Boopkins wins!

Y/n: Arigato, Tari-chan.

Car: Very impressive, Y/n-san~

Y/N, MARIO AND BOOPKINS WINS!!!

Challenge 5: Who can win an anime argument?

At a table, Fishy Boopkins, wearing glasses, faces Tari and Car as he begins his anime argument.

Boopkins: You must understand why I must win, Tari and Car.

Tari: Err... why?

Car: Why?

Boopkins: Because I truly am one with the weebs! (Laughs)

OBJECTION!

Boopkins: NANI?!

Bob: Not if I can help it, bitch! Tsk, tsk, Boopkins! Tari-chan knows it is I, Bob, who can win any anime argument!

Boopkins: Ha-ha! Your anime knowledge is far less superior than mine!

Bob: Oh, yeah? Well, I summon my trap card! It counters any argument, bitch!

Boopkins: No! It can't be!

Bob: (Naga Laugh)

Boopkins: I bet you can't summarize every One-Piece episode!

Bob: Try me, bitch!

Bob/Boopkins: There's a lanky-ass pirate that eats a pineapple or something, and-/The series focuses on Monkey D. Luffy, a young man, who, inspired by his childhood idol-

Then Tari and Car decided to turn to both Y/n and Mario, who are both facing each other in a different area of the room as they both face each other to begin their own Anime Argument.

Y/n: Mario! You can't run away from your problems and especially me...(Whispers) Your best friend.

Mario: Out of all the experiences we've had. All the countless hours of me hanging out with you and not saying a single word. How did that translate to, "Oh, this guy is my best friend".

Y/n: We are tortured souls, Mario. We belong together as best buds.

Mario: My real friends and my family have all been brutally murdered by my brother, Luigi. You don't even have friends nor a family.

Luigi: I never done that.

NeoDracunyan: Dude. This is part of the show. Just go with it. 

Luigi: Oh. Ok then. 

Y/n: Well, I have adopted a literal demon fox that is my son and all.

Tails Doll: I like turtles.

Mario: Yeah? Well, I have a retard, who wears a blue helmet, a yellow shirt and a pencil up his nose that wants to wear my clothes.

Jeffy: (Seen dressed up as Mario and smacks his diaper with a WTF kind of face)

Y/n: We are gonna look back on this memory fondly!

Mario: I regret knowing you every day of my life.

Y/n: I'm taking mental photographs and I'm putting them in a folder called. "I LOVE MY. BEST FRIEND!!!"

Mario: (Rage Mode) STOP. FORCING. YOUR. FRIENDSHIP. ON. MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Y/n: (Rage Mode) NEVER!!!

Then they both punched each other at the same time, colliding their fists together, causing both of them to be thrown to the wall on both sides of the room they are in.

Tari: You know what, I think you two win this one.

Car: Yeah. (Sniffles) That was beautiful.

Miyamoto: Indeed. That moment is the best anime argument that I have ever seen in my entire life.

Y/n/Mario: (Weakly) Yay...

Y/N AND MARIO WINS!!!

Final Challenge: Who would win in an anime battle?

In this final challenge, Y/n, Mario, Bob, and Fishy Boopkins will have to face each other in a last man standing anime battle as they all approach each other Jojo Bizzare Adventure Style.

Y/n: You may be strong, but you're not strong enough. I have the power of creativity, memes and anime on my side!

Bob: (Laughs) (In Japanese) I'll kick your ass.

Mario: I don't speak Japanese. Or do I? (Charges at Bob) SUPER MARIO-

Mario then performed a jump attack on Bob, but he managed to dodge it just in time before Mario could hit him. 

Bob: Yeet!

Mario: Oh, no!

Bob: Not good enough, asshole!

Boopkins: (Thinking) Now's my chance! (Charges at Bob) (Speaking) Ultra Shadow Kenkai Buster Technique! (Bob vanishes) Huh? Where'd he go? Wha- (Bob appears behind Boopkins)

Bob: Nothing personal, kid.

Bob then did a spin attack with his swords out and attacks Boopkins, only to find a Pokémon toy replacing Boopkins as he did a substitution ninjitsu technique.

Bob: Huh? NANI? THE F***?!

Boopkins: AAAAAAAAH!

He then flies at Bob and kicks him right in the face, sending Bob flying into a nearby mushroom.

Boopkins: Ha-ha! Take that! (Mario is behind Boopkins, gaining power) Huh?

Mario: Time to die. Here we go! (Charges at Boopkins) 

Boopkins: (Thinking) Ah! He's too fast!

Mario: ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! (Throws fireballs at Boopkins)

Mario's fireballs soon landed straight at Boopkins, thus sending him flying into the same mushroom that Bob crashed into as he lands near Tari and Car (who are both wearing a helmet), defeated.

Tari: Nice effort! Woo...

Car: Good game! Woo...

Mario: It's-a me, God of Death!

Y/n: (Walls up to Mario from behind) Looks like I'll have to use 2% of my power! Time to end this!

Mario: Oh, what are you gonna do now, big boy?

Y/n: Like this...(Charges up the Kamehameha Wave) KAAAAAAAA...

Mario: (Shocked) Wah!

Y/n: ...MEEEEEEEE...

Tari: Y/N! STOP! IT'S TOO DANGEROUS!

Bob: NO! Y/N STOP! YOUR ANIME POWERS ARE WAY TOO OP!!! DON'T DO IT MAN!!!

Y/n: ...HAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEE...

Mario: Run, bitch! RUN!

Y/n: HAAAAAA!!!!!

Y/n then unleashed a powerful beam of pure raw energy, hitting Mario, a Lakitu, a house, and even Peach's castle, destroying it in the process. 

Peach then walks out of the castle, singing a happy tune until she turns around and was shocked to see what happened to her castle as she turns and glares at Y/n, Car, Tari, Fishy Boopkins, Bob, and Mario (Who is on fire and unconscious from the blast) as Y/n tries his best to explain to Peach what happened that resulted in the destruction of her own castle. 

Y/n: Um...uh...well you see what really happen was that...uh... 

Bob: Randi did it!

Randi: Wait what?

Peach: (Urge to kill rising)

It was at this moment that Randi knew...he F***Ed up. 

Randi: Oh poop.

Peach: (Charges at Randi in a fit of rage) RAAAAAAA-

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK!

TO BE CONTINUED IN EPISODE 32