Location: Silver Sands Beach

No POV

Our story starts off at the Silver Sands Beach as the Comedic Duo, Y/n and Mario are relaxing on the beach after a long day of adventuring by themselves.

Y/n: (Drinks F/d) This is the life.

Mario: You said it. After so many adventures we've been through. We earned ourselves a vacation here with no Peach, no villains, and no bad situations going on around here to ruin our day off.

Y/n: Yeah. So peaceful.

Then suddenly, just as they both continued to relax on the beach, a spaceship appeared out of nowhere and hovered under the duo before abducting them into the ship.

Y/n: Ah shit.

Mario: Here we go again.

Y/n/Mario: (Screaming)

Then as the Comedic Duo got abducted by what they believed to be aliens once again, the ship soon went back into space for another outer space adventure.

Let's see what kind of space themed adventure that these two will end up in this time.

If Y/n and Mario were in...
Star Fox Adventures

Location: Outer Space - The Milky Way Galaxy

After the Comedic Duo are brought into the ship, the two are in shocked that they got abducted to what they assumed to be aliens into their spaceship, fearing that they're both about to get probed by their abductors.

Y/n: Why do we always get abducted by an alien space craft in this book?

Mario: I don't know, bro, but I hope that Swag didn't piss off another alien race again, cause I'm getting sick and tired of his bullcrap.

Y/n: Me too.

Then without warning, a group of people showed up to meet the Comedic Duo face to face, as the two of them held on to each other, fearing on what they're about to do to them.

Y/n: Who are you and what do you want from us?

Mario: Please don't eat us or probe us! Take Randi or Peach or even Milhouse! We all know there's no happy ending there for the three of them!

Then the lights turned on and surprisingly, the group are revealed to be none other than Mason from Season 3 of the series along with the other crew members on the ship that are from the Star Fox Series as the Comedic Duo are surprised to see Mason again in a long time along with Slippy that is in perfect shape after his space ship crashed in Downtown Creation City.

Mason: Sorry about that, boys. We didn't mean to scare you like that.

Y/n/Mario: Mason?!

Mason: That's right. It's been a while since we last met huh?

Y/n: It sure is. (Turns to Slippy) And I assume that he's okay after his ship had crashed on our planet.

Slippy: That's right. I'm alright now thanks to Dr. Healer.

Mario: Ok, but why did you bring us back into Space? Is this another space mission or something?

Mason: Sorry if we had to interrupt your vacation time, but we need your help on this mission and you two have the skills we need to stop the alien threat.

Y/n: But why us though?

Mario: Yeah. Did we piss off Fox long enough ever since we accidentally went to space with that frog guy's ship?

Mason: Yeah, I know he's an asshole and all, but General Pepper gave us permission to let you boys in on the mission. If you boys help us with completing the mission, the general will give you both an all expenses paid trip to Vacation Resort Planet, free of charge.

Y/n and Mario thought about this for a moment before they accept their offer. At first, they both think it's not gonna go well ever since Fox McCloud wrongly accused them of harming his friend Slippy after they both went into space on his ship by accident. However, the reward for completing the mission by spending their vacation at Vacation Resort Planet will be worth in the end, so they had no other choice, but to accept the offer to help them out.

Y/n: Alright then, we'll do it.

Mario: But let's hope Fox McCloud doesn't plan anything to get rid of us during the mission, because we still hate that asshole.

Falcon: Don't worry, you two knuckleheads. We'll deal with Fox in case he decides to show up and-

???: YOU!!!

Then without a moment too soon, Fox McCloud crashed into the room and is mad to see the Comedic Duo once again as he still holds a grudge against those two for no reason, even after Slippy is still alright after he was given some medical treatment from Dr. Healer.

Y/n: Well, speak of the devil, the fox is here.

Mario: (Sighs) Fantastic.

Fox: What are you two doing here? Are you here to kill my friends again?!

Y/n: Dude, they brought us over here for the mission and no, we're not here to kill your friends, Fox.

Mario: Yeah, and I see that your asshole attitude hasn't been dealt with.

Fox: What the hell did you say to me, fatso?!

Mario: (Angry) DON'T CALL ME FATSO!!!

Y/n: Oh God! Don't start that shit again!

Mason: Enough! General Peppers is calling!

Then the gang saw General Peppers that resembled the TF2 Soldier with a dog's head calling in to inform the crew about the mission that the Comedic Duo are about to do at the place called the Dinosaur Planet.

General Pepper: Ah, I see you all managed to retrieve these two to the ship. Excellent. Now here's what I need you two to do.

Y/n: We're listening.

General Pepper: Your mission is to head over to Dinosaur Planet and retrieve all the Spell stones and Krazoa spirits and stop General Scales in order to bring peace to the planet. I trust you two can handle the situation on your own, because we have heard about you two taking on tough opponents and went through some insane places that anyone can barely survive in.

Y/n: I think we can take on a few dinosaurs on that planet. I mean, how hard can that be.

Mario: Yeah, we've taken on so many enemies during our adventures and I feel like this mission shouldn't take too long once we collect all of those magic rocks and kill that dino named SharpClaw.

General Pepper: Great! There is a ship waiting for you two at the cockpit that will take you to the planet. Mason and the others will radio you both on the ship. Good luck, you two.

Y/n/Mario: Yes, boss!

Fox: YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!? YOU'RE SENDING THESE TWO ASSHOLES TO THAT PLANET!! I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO DO THIS MISSION BY MYSELF! I CAN DO THIS MISSION WAY FASTER THAN THESE TWO BONE HEADS!!!

General Pepper: No Fox! You lost that chance due to your attitude on the last mission after these two accidentally got into Slippy's spaceship and you were a real asshole back at the mission.

Fox: I don't care! Give me the mission! I am ready for this!

General Pepper: Absolutely not, Fox. This is your last warning, if you even think about sneaking out and even try to sabotage these two as your act of revenge, you will be kicked out of the team and be replaced. Do you understand?

Fox: (Growls) Fine. I'm outta here!

Then Fox walks out of the room with everyone including Slippy are disappointed in Fox's jerky asshole attitude.

Slippy: Wow. What an asshole.

Falcon: I know, right?

Then with that, the Comedic Duo hopped onto the ship built for two as they make their way to Dinosaur planet as Y/n managed to get the hang of driving the spaceship he's in right now as Mason radioed them to tell them where they need to go to find the first Spell Stone.

Mason: Alright you two. The first Spell Stone is inside the planet's mines where it's guarded by a monster by the name of Gladon. So, try not to die, okay?

Y/n: Don't worry, Mason. We are professionals.

Mario: Let's-a-go! (Presses the acceleration button) Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

Location: Dinosaur Planet - The Dark Ice Mines

As the Comedic Duo make their way into the Dark Ice Mines of the Dinosaur Planet to find the first Spell Stone despite how cold it is or how they both managed to travel through the mines without freezing to death or getting killed by the monsters within the mines before they managed to find the stone that is in the clutches of the monster known as Gladon.

Y/n: Wow. That is one ugly dinosaur.

Mario: And he's got the magic space rock! I'll get it! (Throws Fireballs) FIRE!

Then when Mario's fireballs hit the monster, Gladon somehow managed to break free from his icy prison and he ate the Spell Stone in one bite!

Y/n: He ate the Spell Stone!

Mario: Hey! You ugly lizard! Spit that stone out! We need that!

Gladon: (Roars)

GLADON
REPTILE GUARDIAN OF THE DARK ICE MINES

Y/n: Oh boy! Looks like we gotta fight it! Why is it always fighting?

Mario: Well, it's better than talking to this overgrown reptile.

Then without warning, Gladon grabbed Y/n and ate him in one bite.

Mario: (Shocked) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Then suddenly, Gladon suddenly felt sick as he immediately threw up Y/n and the Spell Stone before he died after he puked too much due to Y/n quickly used his Omni-Trix to transform into Goop as the acid from Goop's body caused his stomach to burst that managed to kill the beast in less than a minute.

Mario: Well, that went pear-shaped fast.

Y/n: (As Goop) I know that was a quick battle and all, but at least we got the Spell stone. I wasn't expecting him to eat me the moment we started this battle. Good thing this alien's acid body managed to make his stomach explode and puke me and the Spell Stone out.

Mario: That makes sense. (Grabs a bit of Y/n's Goop form with one finger) You know for an alien made of slime, I bet you taste like Jolly Ranchers.

Y/n: (As Goop) I wouldn't eat that, Mario.

Mario: Oh, come on. It can't be that bad. (Licks it but was shocked by the taste) What the?! COFFEE?!

Y/n: (As Goop) I taste like Coffee in this alien form?! That makes no sense!

Mario: (Sighs) Let's just continue on our journey, shall we?

Y/n: (Transforms back to normal) Alright then. Let's get this over with.

Then we get a space theme adventure montage as the Comedic Duo went through various quests and tasks throughout the Dinosaur Plant after they took down Gladon and retrieve the first Spell Stone such as beating the race in their Double Racing Kart, passing some test to collect the Krazoa Spirits and so on before they finally make it to General Scales' Temple.

Y/n: Well, it took a long journey to complete some missions, rescuing some innocent people and dinosaurs and even collecting all of those Spell Stones and the Krazoa Spirits, but we finally made it to the Temple of General Scales.

Mario: Thank God. This whole journey has really done a number on my feet. Yeesh, I think I'm getting a charlie horse here.

???: (Laughs Evilly) I've been waiting for you, Y/n L/n and Super Mario!

Then he appeared from the ceiling and landed right in front of the Comedic Duo, ready to fight the duo the death.

Y/n: Well. Well. Well. We finally meet, General Scales.

Mario: You're about to get your scaly ass beaten by the Comedic Duo!

General Scales: I highly doubt you humans will have the chance to defeat me. You two may have returned the Spell Stones, but the wat is not over yet. Now you both must face me!

Then without warning, Y/n and Mario used a Double Jump Kick on General Scales, sending him crash to the stone wall.

Y/n: Had enough, Lizard boy?

Mario: We can take on a dinosaur wearing Roman armor! We are the champions in SMG3's Gladiator Tournament!

General Scales: (Growls) Why I oughta-

Then suddenly, a loud booming voice came out of nowhere as the voice no longer needed Scales for whatever the voice is planning.

???: Scales! You are no longer any use to me!

General Scales: Who are you?! I demand you show yourself!

???: I am the one you brought to Krazoa Palace. The Earth Walkers could see me, but you couldn't.

General Scales: I...don't understand.

Y/n: I don't understand what's going on either.

Mario: Same here. I think all of this running around grabbing Spell Stones, killing the dino bosses and collecting the Krazoa Spirits made us go all coo-coo crazy.

???: No. I don't think any of you three would.

Then suddenly, a group of Gladiator themed Lizards showed up to apprehend General Scales for his desire and obsession for power.

???: Scales! Your desire for power overwhelmed you. And blinded you to the truth inside. Now give these two, what they're looking for. Give them the final Krazoa Spirit!

Y/n: Yeah! Listen to the loud, booming voice, Lizard boy! It's over for you!

Mario: Defeated now BITCH!!!

General Scales: You two will regret this...

Then without any other choice, Scales gave Y/n the last Krazoa Spirit to complete the mission, but they don't know who managed to speak to Scales into giving the duo the last Krazoa Spirit as the spirit lunged onto Y/n as all of the spirits that they collected during their journey through the Dinosaur Planet went into Y/n as they are at the climax of their mission.

Y/n: Well, we got the last spirit, but we don't know who was that voice that made General Scales cough up the spirit.

Mario: I figured it might be Dark Y/n and his partner, Star Wolf or maybe even that Necromancer Bear or our evil twins but we never heard that voice before.

Y/n: Well, I guess we'll have to find out for ourselves once we bring the last spirit to the final shrine and complete the mission. Then we can finally relax and drink some Pina Coladas on that vacation planet.

Mario: You're right! Let's get going! I'm gonna lose my legs if I walk another mile!

Y/n: Don't worry. I got a Warp Stone right here!

Then Y/n used the warp stone to teleport them to the final shrine where Y/n unleashed the spirit into the shrine, thus sending power to the machine that is keeping someone inside a crystal, but something doesn't seem right at all.

Y/n: What's going on? I thought Mason said this would save that person inside that crystal.

Mario: Have we been duped?!

Y/n: I think so, Mario! We been duped!

Mario: Duped!

Y/n: Bamboozled!

Mario: We've been smeckledorfed!

Y/n: That's not even a word I agree with ya!

Then suddenly, all of the Krazoa Spirits went through the blue furred fox inside the crystal she's trapped in, and they all went straight into the Giant Krazoa Spirit Shrine before Y/n and Mario turned to the female fox to see if she's ok.

Y/n: Hey! Are you okay!

Mario: Say something, sexy fox lady! Wake up!

Y/n: Wake up!

Y/n/Mario: WAKE UP!!!

Then suddenly, the female fox woke up and the machine suddenly got demolished after the spirits left her body, causing her to break free from the crystal and is about to fall to her death until Y/n managed to catch her with his telekinesis.

But as Y/n pulled her to safety with his telekinetic powers, the female fox known as Krystal was suddenly smitten by Y/n's sense of determination and justice and how handsome he was.

Krystal: (Blushes) Thank you for saving me.

Y/n: (Blushes) It's uh...It's no big deal.

Mario: (Slaps Y/n across the face) Enough with the romance, Y/n! (Points to the giant Krazoa Head) Look! Over there!

Then the giant Krazoa statue lifted off from the pillar it resided in as it turns out that Y/n and Mario were tricked into getting the Spell Stones and the Krazoa spirits to help out an evil villain that they've never met before.

???: I am reborn! The Mighty Krazoa God! (Laughs Evilly) Knell, all those that stand before me! (Laughs Evilly)

Krystal: We will never kneel to you!

Y/n: That's right! I am so gonna get back at you whoever you are!

Mario: Yeah! (Flips the bird) You can suck Y/n and Mario's Pingas!

Krystal: (Takes the staff that Y/n obtained) Give me that.

Y/n: Oh ok. Take it if belonged to you! If it wasn't for me and Mario, you've would've become a living battery to whoever this guy is we're facing!

Mario: Mario needs a nap after this! I'ma tired!

Krystal: (Strokes her staff) My staff...You're back!

Then the Krazoa Head flew into deep space, giving Y/n the chance to turn into something with his Omni-Trix to chase after and stop the bad guy from whatever it's planning.

Y/n: Alright, Omni-Trix. This is gonna get serious. I don't need Nano-Mech. I don't need Stinkyfly! Or even The Worst! I just need something to stop whoever we're dealing right now that tricked us into getting what it wants. Okay?!

Krystal: (To Mario) Is he talking to himself?

Mario: Nah, that's just Y/n trying to convince the Omni-Trix into turning something to help him stop whoever is responsible for all of this.

Then Y/n activated his Omni-Trix, hoping to transform something that will help him stop the villain as Y/n's body was enveloped into a blanket of cosmic energy along with his body becoming more giga-chad like as both Mario and Krystal were in awe and shock to see Y/n transform into...

ALIEN X!!!

Mario: Holy shit! That is so cool!

Krystal: I don't believe it...He turned into a celestialsapien.

Mario: A what?

Krystal: A celestialsapien. They're a race of cosmic being that created the universe along with the God's Creation himself. With this kind of alien form he's transformed into, he can stop whoever is using the Krazoa Spirits for their own personal gain.

Mario: That is...AWESOME!!! Alright, Y/n! Go show that baddie who's boss!

But Y/n did not move as he remained motionless in his Alien X form, making Mario worry that Y/n is not doing anything at all.

Mario: Y/n? Are you even listening?! GO!!!

But Y/n remained motionless, freaking Mario even more.

Mario: What's happening?! Why isn't Y/n doing anything?!

Krystal: Oh no. I feared this would happen. It seems that the multiple personalities within Y/n's celestialsapien form, Y/n can only move if they all work together without argument. It will take time for them to agree to help Y/n to save the universe from the person responsible for all this.

Mario: How long will that take?

Krystal: Probably a few centuries.

Mario: WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THAT!

Then without realizing, Mario and Krystal were surprised to see Y/n gone while they were talking about Y/n's current state as Alien X, not even noticing that Y/n somehow managed to gain control of Alien X thanks to Creation giving Y/n the keys to controlling Alien X since time is at the essence of saving the universe from the person controlling the Krazoa spirits.

Mario: Hey, where did he go?

-In Space-

As we travel over to the outer reaches of space, we see Fox riding his spaceship to the planet without Mason or General Pepper's permission to do so, not realizing what is about to happen or where the hell he's going.

Fox: I'll show those two who's the better hero in this chapter, if I know where the damn planet is because I don't know where I'm going!

Then without warning, the Krazoa head appeared in front of Fox McCloud and revealed himself to be none other than Andross, the evil monkey scientist and one of Fox's deadliest foes.

Andross: I've been looking forwards to this day. To see you again, Fox McCloud!

Fox: Andross!

Andross: With this power, I will destroy the Lylat System! But first, I am going to squash you like a bug!

Then Andross used his giant hands to crush Fox like a space pancake until Y/n managed to teleport behind Fox and used his Alien X Powers to block off Andross's hands before he could kill Fox, which he is shocked to see an alien like Alien X for the first time.

Andross: What the?!

Fox: What the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.

Y/n: (As Alien X) SURPRISE!!!

Then Y/n punched Andross so hard, he was hurled into the deep reaches of space with Y/n charging at Andross at full speed like a comet as he threw cosmic haymakers at Andross sending a massive amount of pain to the giant monkey head before he grew to massive size as he loomed over Andross as he is way smaller than Y/n in his cosmic alien form.

Andross: Oh dear. I wasn't expecting someone like you to transform into a celestialsapien, but what are you gonna do, hero? Kill me? I can just find another way to bring myself back to life.

Y/n: (As Alien X) Nope. That's just too easy. I have a better idea for you to stay dead cause you're no William Afton.

Andross: And what would that be?

Then Y/n used his cosmic powers to hack into Andross's mind and filled with tons of cringe worthy and brain rotting content like the crappy Mario Movie, the Verbalase 40k video, the content farms, Chef PP's Only Fans and finally, the entire series of the infamous Velma TV Series, causing Andross to twitch in an very uncomfortable way before he began screaming in pain before he blew up in a massive explosion after taking too much cringe and brain rot.

Then after Y/n managed to teleport him and Fox out of there and head back to Mario and Krystal that saw the whole thing on Mario's phone as Mario is in complete awe that Y/n managed to defeat Andross as Alien X in a totally awesome way.

Mario: I can't believe he did it! ALIEN X IS SO AWESOME!

Y/n: (As Alien X) Told ya! (Transforms back to normal)

Krystal: (Hugs Y/n) Y/n! You...are...awesome!

Y/n: (Blushes with face beet red and stammers)

Mario: We did it, bro! We saved the universe yet again!

Then Mason radioed the Duo, telling them that they did a great job on the mission and defeated Andross with the power of Alien X and saved the universe once again.

Mason: (Radio) Great job you two! You successfully completed the mission and defeated Andross! Well done, boys!

Fox: What?! That is bullshit! That was supposed to be me out there defeating Andross not them! It should've been me! IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME!!!

Mario: Weren't you supposed to be at the ship and not out in space to do the mission?

Fox: So what? That's none of your business!

Mason: I figured you would disobey General Pepper's orders not to sneak out and do the mission yourself, Fox. That's why we decided to kick you off the team.

Fox: WHAT?!

Mason: That's right. We even managed to find a better replacement Star Fox that is why less of an asshole than you, jackass!

Then suddenly, the replacement Star Fox was revealed to be his N64 counterpart that started doing some HIYA! noises (Based on the TerminalMontage Fox McCloud), which Y/n, Mario and even Krystal find him to be much better than the OG Star Fox.

Fox: Seriously?!

Mason: Yep.

Krystal: You know, Fox. You're a real jerk and I don't think you should be considered a hero since these two did all the hard work while you keep blaming them for something that they didn't even do.

Fox: So what? I don't care if they saved the universe and all that, but I'm not gonna forgive them after that mission about some stupid memes. If I'm gonna be replaced by some cheap knock-off version of me, then I'm not gonna stop what I'm doing until I get what I want! So, what's it gonna be?

Then Y/n, Mario and Krystal looked at each other, before they left Fox on Dinosaur planet with no chance of leaving as Fox McCloud didn't keep his mouth shut and he did disobey General Pepper's orders not to get involved with the mission that Y/n and Mario have been selected by the general as karma got Fox McCloud good.

Fox: Well shit. Guess I went too far then.

???: Well, that was pretty humiliating.

Then Fox McCloud turned to see Dark Y/n, Star Wolf, Necromancer, Anti-Y/n and Anti-Mario looking at Fox with a smug look on their faces as they all decided to do a favor for the Comedic Duo and beat the living shit out of Fox McCloud and turn him into a fur coat or a pelt to teach him a lesson that he will regret for the rest of his life.

Anti-Y/n: Nothing personal and all, but we're gonna beat you up and turn you into a fur coat!

Anti-Mario: Who's the smart ass now, jackass!

Fox: (Screaming in Terror)

And as for Y/n, Mario and Krystal, they are now given a well-deserved break on Vacation Resort Island and Krystal joins Y/n with the crew and became a new member of Y/n's harem.

All and all, everything turned out great in the end.

TO BE CONTINUED IN EPISODE 28