Note: This chapter is based on the Simpsons Treehouse of Horror segment, "Wild Barts Can't Be Token", where Mayor Quimby announces that the art museum is closed forever, and all art will be sold as NFTs. Homer and Bart sneak into the empty museum and find the device that turns real-life art into NFTs. And if any of you have seen this Simpsons THOH Segment before, I think you'll know where this chapter will be like in the SMG5 Universe as Peach will be the one responsible for the whole NFT problem in Creation City and Y/n will be the one who has to clean up the mess after Mario, Tails Doll and Car get turned into a NFT and Y/n is the only one to get them out of there before they'll be trapped as NFTs forever.

Location: Creation City Hall - Downtown Creation City

No POV

As the story starts of at the City Hall of Creation City, the ruler of the Mushroom Kingdom, Princess Peach has a big announcement for the people of Creation City that we're all pretty sure that it's not going to be good or exciting for everyone as she closed off all of the art museum forever after making a deal with a CEO that created a thing called a non-fungible token or an NFT to replace all the art in the museum for NFTs in exchange for money

Peach: Art lovers of Creation City, good news. The art museum is closed forever!

Everyone is not impressed nor amused and didn't even bother to clap for the princess.

Peach: Instead, our entire collection will be digitized and sold for a fortune on the blockchain as non-fungible tokens, or NFTs. Whatever the hell those are.

Y/n: This is probably one of the worst things that Peach can ever come up with to make the world a not-so-great place.

Mario: I know, right? Even I'm smart enough to know that this whole NFT thing is a bad idea.

Y/n: Then let's show this bitch what crappy art is all about.

Mario: Oh yeah! Time to take out the trash!

So, after Peach made her announcement, Y/n, Mario, Tails Doll and Car went inside the museum that is now completely empty after Peach cleared everything out before the announcement as the Comedic Duo are gonna show that the whole NFT fad is not worth trying for to get a quick buck.

Y/n: We'll show that bitch just how terrible and stupid these NFTs really? Now let's turn some of this crappy art and cringy memes into computer money. If it's even worth anything.

Mario: Starting with a true masterpiece, my butt.

Mario then showed his gyatt and damn boy, he's so EXTRA THICC!!!

Y/n: (Laughs) Good one, Mario. (To Tails Doll and Car) Ok you two, try to look very scary that is enough to put this whole NFT thing out of business.

Tails Doll/Car: Ok.

So then, the two of them immediately made the scariest face they can make that will be perfectly scary enough to put the whole NFT thing out of business.

Y/n: Whoa. That is scary! Now...let's get digital!

Then Y/n pressed the button to make the NFTs of Mario, Tails Doll and Car, but what they didn't realize is that is not a good idea to place Mario, Tails Doll or Car in the digitizer that they thought it was only going to copy them to make the NFTs as the three of them are being sent into cyberspace.

Tails Doll: Uh, dad? Something's not right.

Car: (Chuckles) We're in danger

Mario: Ah! Technology! Y/N HELP!!!

Y/n: Holy shit! This wasn't supposed to happen!

With that, Mario, Tails Doll and Car were now turned into NFTs as Y/n found them on his phone as he made a terrible mistake, and he didn't know that this was going to happen at all.

Y/n: I don't believe it! I've turned them into an NFT! I lost them forever! Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!

But then, the price of how much all three of them worth is enough to buy the entire solar system, which is worth $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000!

Y/n: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesss! But I still regret it though! I got to get them out of there. And I know the person that can help me get them out.

So, Y/n ran out of the museum to find SMG4, who is currently looking at memes on his computer before Y/n burst through the door to his room at the castle.

BOOM!

SMG4: GAH! Y/n! Ever heard of knocking?!

Y/n: Sorry to interrupt you, SMG4, but we got a serious issue here!

SMG4: Is it Peach trying to convince everyone to get into buying useless and stupid NFTs?

Y/n: Yes, that too. (Pulls out his phone) But look what happened to Mario, Tails Doll and Car!!!

SMG4: (Shocked) Holy Shit! Mario's an NFT?! That's insane!

Y/n: Yeah, and he's worth a lot too! But I need your help in getting them out!

SMG4: I don't know. I know a lot about computers, technology and memes, but I don't know anything about NFTs.

???: Perhaps we can be of assistance.

Then they both see three hooded figures that entered the room and overheard about the whole NFT fiasco as they are here to help them get them out of the blockchain.

Hooded Figure: To do that, you, yourself must enter the blockchain.

Y/n: Who are you?

Hooded Figure: We overheard your problem back at the museum and we have the solution to save your friends.

Then the three hooded figures revealed themselves as sonicaTHedgehog, FangtheOwl and Mr. Ribbones.

Y/n: OMG! sonicaTHedgehog, FangtheOwl and Mr. Ribbones?!

SMG4 You guys are the few top fans of this series! But how would you guys know how to get Y/n into the blockchain.

Mr. Ribbones: Well, how else are we supposed to help you guys out and get your friends out of the blockchain. I have a friend who tried investing in NFTs in my universe. Anyways, let's suit Y/n up and begin Operation: NFTs are Stupid.

Then they went back to the art museum where Y/n is all geared up in military gear to fend off against the hostile NFTs that will prevent Y/n from getting Mario, Tails Doll and Car out of the blockchain as Y/n steps into the digitizer to get into the blockchain as FangtheOwl gives Y/n a USB flash drive that will not only get Y/n, Mario, Tails Doll out of the blockchain, but also put an end to the NFT craze forever.

FangtheOwl: This key is a back door through the blockchain's cryptographic protocol. Once you're inside, find your friends and use it to get out of the blockchain and end the NFT craze once and for all.

SMG4: Good luck, Y/n.

With that, SMG4 pressed the digitize button, sending Y/n to the blockchain, which he found himself in some sort of train car surrounded by various NFTs that are only worth around from a single penny to a little bit over $10 and the Flash drive that Y/n has in his hand is now turned into a red key.

Y/n: Huh, so this is the blockchain.

Cool Shades Turtle NFT: No, cool noobie, this is the block-train. Speeding forever through the loveless icy world created by crypto-bros. Powered by the most abundant fuel in the universe: Fomo, the fear of missing out.

Y/n: Fomo, eh? You know, for a digital incarnation of an abstract mathematical concept, this train could use some more artistic design here.

Mixtape NFT: (British accent) Well, that's because this is the last car of the train, innit? The dwelling place of NFTs with no value. Which is 99% of all NFTs ever created.

Y/n then looked up to see that he's only worth $0.62 after he has been digitized into the block-train.

Y/n: Seriously? I can't worth that much. But I guess being the second-ever human NFT isn't worth a whole lot. Where do they keep my friends at?

Egg Frenchman NFT: (French accent) At the very front of the train where you can never go.

Y/n: Oh yeah! Watch me!

Y/n then tried to open the door with all of his strength as all of the worthless NFTs laughed at him before Y/n accidentally slipped and fell on top of the Egg Frenchman NFT, cracking him and killing him instantly in the process as he suddenly vanished after he got killed.

Rainbow Barfing Man NFT: (Retching) You killed ennui oeuf 116.

Y/n: You know what? F*** it!

Y/n then brought out his shotgun machine gun and began shooting all of the NFTs to death until there is nothing left to kill as they all disappeared after they got killed by Y/n's trusty machine gun before Y/n's NFT price range is risen up from $0.62 to $50.00.

Y/n: Now I'm worth $50?! (Smiles Evilly) Mmm....good.

With that, Y/n was soon transported to another part of the block train before we cut back at the real world as SMG4 was shocked to see Y/n have risen up to $50 and is now in the next train car of the block train.

SMG4: Holy macaroni! Y/n has risen up from being a measly $0.62 NFT to a $50 NFT! How is that possible?!

???: What the?! What is this place?!

Then the gang looked back to see all of the NFTs that were killed by Y/n were all now in the real world as if somehow Y/n managed to free them from their digital prison by killing them to become more valuable to get to the next train car in the block train.

Turtle NFT: I think we're in the real world.

Clown NFT: Are we free?! FINALLY FREE?!

Basketball NFT: Yeah, I'm pretty sure.

Then we cut back to Y/n that is now in the 2nd train car filled with so many cat NFTs as Y/n is now valuable as them aka the Cuddle Kittens.

Cat NFT: Congratulations, Y/n. You've managed to move up the train because you are now as valuable as us, the Cuddle Kittens.

Y/n: The Cuddle Kittens? Have you guys seen a weird looking cat with a Sims diamond shaped earring named Car in here?

Cat NFT #2: Nope. Sorry.

Y/n: That's alright. But how did I end up here?

Cat NFT Leader: Because you killed another NFT. What you call mindless slaughter, crypto-bros call "disruption," and then pour cash into it.

Y/n: I see. So, to rescue my friends, I need to kill a bunch of you guys. (Pulls out his sword) I hate to do this to you guys, but I guess I got to do it to save my friends. Nothing personal.

Then Y/n killed the Cat NFT Leader by slicing her head off with his sword, thus sending her out of the block train and into the real world before the rest of the Cuddle Kittens started attacking Y/n, but Y/n is just as nimble and agile than a cheetah and a panther combined.

Y/n: (Hammers and shoots each Cat NFT one by one) Hope. You. All. Can't. Feel. Pain.

Then with every Cuddle Kitten NFT killed and sent to the real world, Y/n's price is now $25,750.69 as he is now headed to the next block train car before we cut back to the real world at Y/n's House to see Agent Blood having a French style dinner banquet with a French Cuddle Kitten and the Egg Frenchman.

French Cuddle Kitten: (Purring in French) (Translating) So this is the real world?

Agent Blood: Yes.

French Cuddle Kitten: (Purring in French) (Translating): It's beautiful here.

Agent Blood: (Chuckles)

French Cuddle Kitten: (Purring in French) (Translating) Your mother...

Agent Blood: What about my MOTHER!?

French Cuddle Kitten: (Purring in French) (Translating): She's beautiful too.

Agent Blood: Oh, that's right! Ha-Ha-Ha.

French Cuddle Kitten: (Purring in French) (Translating): I like the way they set the table.

Agent Blood: Of course.

Egg Frenchman: Wow. This fine and cheese is amazing. Where did you get these?

Agent Blood: My friend, Y/n has his own wine and cheese cellar.

Egg Frenchman: Really then? Well, I must admit. I was wrong about that cool kid after he killed me and free me from that accursed block train as an NFT.

Agent Blood: Well, you can blame it all on Peach since she is one that started that fad in the first place.

Egg Frenchman: Of course. I never liked her at all.

French Cuddle Kitten: (Purring in French) (Translating) Me too. She's a total bitch.

Agent Blood/Egg Frenchman: Agreed.

Then a montage happened in the block train as Y/n is killing NFT left and right while freeing them and bringing them into the real world after killing them as Y/n's NFT prince is skyrocketing after each NFT kill, allowing Y/n to create more disruption to the block train for Y/n to travel further to his goal to save his friends.

SMG4: Guys! Y/n's price is skyrocketing! Look at the Fomo! It's decreasing, but now everyone's gonna want human NFTs after Y/n managed to kill so many NFTs.

Mr. Ribbones: It's only a matter of time for Y/n to put an end to this fade before more innocent lives get trapped in the block train, but because of this disruption in the block train, human NFTs will soon become completely corrupted and unstable.

FangtheOwl: Then we should make sure that no one tries to use this only digitizer in this town to create more NFTs.

sonicaTHedgehog: I already got Officer Montior and Officer Brooklyn to get here as soon as possible with some backup to prevent that from happening.

But then suddenly, we see Milhouse and his father, Kirk Van Houten enters the museum to turn his own son into a Human NFT after he tricked Milhouse into thinking that he's taking him to go do some bumper boats.

Milhouse: Dad, you said you were taking me to bumper boats.

Kirk: I am. (Hands Milhouse a bottle of Kahlua Coffee) Uh, have some more chocolate milk.

Then suddenly, Chief Wiggum came into the museum with a gun as he is not going to let Kirk put his son into the scanner/digitizer, which is his excuse to put his son in there first to become an NFT.

Chief Wiggum: No one is putting another child into that scanner... (Brings in Ralph Wiggum) Before mine.

Then the two of them started fighting each other to put both Milhouse and Ralph into the scanner, before Kirk accidentally pressed the Digitize button, turning them not only an NFT, but a hybrid NFT at that.

Just then, the cops have arrived holding the two at gunpoint.

Officer Simmons: FREEZE! Stop right there!

Officer Brooklyn Guy: Get on the ground you two!

Officer Montior: You're both under arrest for child endangerment to become Human NFTs that is now illegal!

Then as Y/n killed the last remaining NFTS in the current train car next to the front of the train, he needs to gain more currency to make to the front of the final car as his current price status is now $1,600,000 before the hybrid NFT known as Ralph-house as Y/n turned to them in horror at the sight of them and they're both in constant pain and they both want to die right now.

Y/n: HOLY SHIT!!!

Ralph-house: Y/n! Please kill Ralph-house.

Y/n: (DK Voice) Ok!

Then Y/n used his Coconut Gun and shoot at Ralph-house, killing him as they both went to heaven after that.

https://youtu.be/FyUG0eglv_M

Y/n: (DK Dance Meme) Not Funny. Didn't Laugh.

That NFT kill is the pickup that Y/n needed as Y/n finally has enough money to get to the front of the train with his NFT price at $10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000!

Y/n: The front of the train. I made it!

Mario: Y/n! You finally made it!

Tails Doll: Daddy's here to save us!

Car: (Spins around happily) Yippie!

Y/n then sees them trapped in a glass case as Y/n ran up to them to get them and the other NFTs out of their NFT-like prison.

Y/n: Don't worry, guys. I'm gonna get you and everyone one out of here!

But then, just as Y/n is about to free his friends out of the glass case, he was soon confronted by the mastermind of the NFTs himself, the Painter (From Castle Crashers) as he is not going to let Y/n ruin his plans to continue making more NFTs for his block train after making a deal with Peach to make NFTs the only source of art in the world forever.

The Painter: You're in my Block-Train! I shall paint you into an NFT permanently and sell you to the black cypto-market! My NFTs will be the world's only source of art forever for my NFT creations will be your ultimate demise!

The Painter
THE EVIL ARTIST AND CEO OF ALL NFTS EVERYWHERE

Y/n: Of course, there had to be a final boss on this digital train. Alright, let's get this over with.

READY! (This match will get red hot!)

FIGHT!!! (And Begin!)

https://youtu.be/1m9kiY7s1uI

With the battle commencing, the Painter used his art skills to create hostile NFT to attack Y/n until just killed them instantly before The Painter immediately started painting multiple NFTs to level the playing field.

The Painter: I will paint you into a corner!

Y/n: Oh yeah, two can play that game, you no-good, non-creative, washed up, dime a dozen a day painter wannabe! My own creativity is much more superior to your own NFT Creations!

The Painter: Bring it on, cool cat! For my artistic brush is mightier than your sword of creativity!

Y/n: We'll see about that!

Then Y/n pulled out a paint brush and a pencil and he started creating creative and funny memes and powerful OCs to help him to go up against the Painter's NFTs as the Painter continued creating more NFTs to fight Y/n while Mario, Tails Doll and Car as well as the trapped NFTs cheered on for Y/n and his battle against the Painter.

The Painter: Give it up, cool kid! You don't have a chance against my masterpieces! My art will be your ultimate demise!

Y/n: NO! I will never give up! Let's see if you still make NFTs without your paint brush!

Then Y/n used his laser eyes to destroy the paint brush, thus rendering The Painter from creating any more NFTs as he has no other choice but to run away and call out his original NFTs, the monkey as a last resort to stop Y/n.

The Painter: ABORT! HELP! (Summons his Monkey NFT Army) My Minions! Destroy the Cool kid!

NFT Monkeys: Yes Boss!

Then the NFT Monkeys charged at Y/n while they hoot and hollering like monkey before Y/n got an idea on how to stop them by creating a treasure chest with his pencil and paint brush as the chest opened up, shooting a massive number of bananas that is enough to convince all of the NFT Monkey's to immediately switch sides with Y/n since the Painter forced them to work for him without paying them any bananas as their own form of proper payment.

The Painter: You gotta be f***ing with me right now.

Mario: Oh, what are you gonna do now, big boy?

Tails Doll: Looks like your NFT crypto-currency plan just went down the toliet!

Car: And you just out-creatived by Y/n himself.

Y/n: Ok, you crazy NFT monkeys, just kick that NFT Painter's ass and all of these bananas are all yours.

NFT Monkeys: Kay Boss!

It was at this moment that the Painter knew, he f***ed up.

Then the NFT Monkeys soon beat the crap out of the Painter for his own mistreatment of his own creation until he is all battered and bruised as karma finally caught up to him.

KNOCKOUT!!!!

The Painter: OW! How could my plan have been foiled by a cool dude that is more creative than me?! I only did this to get enough money for the Castle Crashers DLC, but now my art career and the NFT fad is over forever!

Then the Painter soon started barfing up a bunch of fruit before Y/n blew his body up with his Coconut Gun, leaving only his lunch box head.

https://youtu.be/FyUG0eglv_M

Y/n: (As DK Meme) Not Funny.

NFT Monkeys: Didn't Laugh.

With the Painter defeated, the NFT Monkeys released Mario, Tails Doll, Car and all of the NFTs from their prisons.

Mario: We're free!

Tails Doll/Car: Yippie!

Y/n: Now to get you guys and these NFTs out of here!

Then with Y/n inserting the key/flash drive into the block train's control panel, everyone but the Painter went back to the real world.

SMG4: Y/n! You did it!

Y/n: Yeah! I did it! I save the world and its creative world of art without the NFT ruining it!

Mario: And nothing of value was lost.

Peach: YOU IDIOTS!!! YOU RUINED MY NFT PLAN!!!

Then everyone looked back to see a very angry Peach after she found out that Y/n ruined her NFT plan, and she is on the verge of killing the cool dude that took on the NFTs.

Y/n: (To the NFT Monkeys) Can you monkeys do one more thing for me?

NFT Monkeys: Yes boss.

Then the NFT Monkeys grabbed Peach and threw her into the scanner and pressed the button to send her to the front of the block train with what's left of the Painter.

Peach: Damn it! Oh well, at least I can spend eternity on this part of this train since I am the Princess after all.

But then, just as Peach was about to live the rest of her life as an NFT in the block-train, the whole train soon stopped after all the Fomo is depleted since Y/n killed and freed all the NFTs from the block-train, meaning that with no NFTs means no Fomo and with no Fomo means no more money from NFTs as the NFT fad is closed forver!

Peach: Wait! Why did the train stop?!

The Painter: Because all of the Fomo is gone. you stupid bitch. Without my magic paint brush to create more NFTs to create more Fomo to power up the block train, the NFT craze is over forever. Which means, you're trapped forever in the block train, you stupid bitch!

And with his last words, he died, leaving Peach all alone in the block-train without the power of Fomo to keep the train rolling.

Peach: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

With her loud screams, an avalanche covered up the train with Peach in it.

That's what you get for closing up the art museum just to replace it with useless, worthless and stupid NFTs, ya dumb idiot of a Princess.

END OF EPISODE 21

TO BE CONTINUED IN EPISODE 22