Location: The Deadwood Forest

No POV

As we start this story off at the dangerous forest known as the Deadwood Forest, where we see Y/n, Mario and Luigi in the woods after taking a wrong turn that led them into this part of the woods due to a faulty GPS that they've purchased from a vending machine, which is a very bad idea.

Luigi: M-Mario, we took a wrong turn I'm telling you!

Y/n: Well, that's what you get for buying a GPS from a vending machine. Those things never work at all.

SNAP!

Mario: (Scared) Wah! What was that?

Luigi: Mario calm down. It's just a twig.

Y/n: Guys focus. We shouldn't be part of these woods at all. Everyone knows that anyone who enters these woods will either be traumatized for life or never seen again.

Luigi: I'm sure that's just a silly story.

Leave these woods or be lost forever....

Luigi: (Scared) Is someone there?

Mario: Luigi! Y/n told you this would happen. Now please shut and up and let Mario focus and think this through so we can find a way out of these woods. (Moment of silence) Luigi?

Then suddenly, Luigi was nowhere to be found as he suddenly disappeared without a trace, leaving both Y/n and Mario by themselves.

Y/n: Huh? Where did he go?

Mario: Luigi? Where are you?

Luigi: Maaarriiioooooooo! Y/nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!

Y/n: That's odd. That barely sounds like Luigi. It sounds a little deep for him to scream for help like that.

Mario: Yeah. Luigi! Stop goofing around with us! Are you taking a piss or something? Come on out and stop trying to scare us! This isn't funny!

Then there was silence as they got no response from Luigi at all.

Y/n: Maybe we should keep walking, Mario. There's no telling on what might happen to us if we stay here any longer.

Mario: Good idea, bro. Let's get a move on before a monster in these woods gets us.

So then, the Comedic Duo began walking down the woods to find a way out, unaware that they're both being watched by a mysterious figure lurking and running around, making the duo feel uncomfortable on what's going on right now.

Y/n: We should probably start running now.

Mario: Uh....um.....Yeah.

Then they both started running away (via Uncle AL Squidward running) from whatever is after them in the woods before they managed to get out through the trees until they found a cute pug dog barking in the woods.

Y/n: (Sighs in relief) Oh thank God. It's just a harmless pug dog.

Mario: (Whew!) That's a relief. I thought something scary was following us. You almost frightened us little doggy.

Then suddenly, the pug dog transformed into a businessman with a dog's head that wanted to know if the Comedic Duo is interested in purchasing income tax and real estate advice.

Pug Dog Man: May I interest you in some income tax and real estate advice?

Y/n/Mario: (Screams in terror)

Then they both began running away again before they stopped to hear the same deep voice of Luigi's screams again.

Luigi: Maaarriiooooooooo! Y/nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!

Y/n: Luigi! Where are you?!

Mario: LUIGI!!! Stop scaring us to death!

~Rustle, Rustle~

Then the Comedic Duo turned to the other side after hearing the sound of someone in the bushes, which revealed to be a cute little Mr. Peanut.

Little Peanut Man: Do you wanna eat me?

Y/n: No.

Little Peanut Man: But I wanna die!

Mario: (Screams) A talking peanut!!!

Then a scary looking shadow looked behind the duo as they both turned to see a weirdly shaped man that started glitching while talking, making the Comedic Duo scream in terror again.

Weirdly shaped man: Oh, you two look like a tasty snack. (Slurping)

Then the Comedic Duo ran away before the weirdly shaped man could get any closer to them and is about to eat the Little Peanut Man.

Little Peanut Man: Somebody kill me!

As the Comedic Duo continued running for their lives, they stopped running to catch their breath after encountering so many monsters in the woods.

Mario: Luigi...this is getting out of hand.

Y/n: Yeah, just stop hiding and come out already, Luigi! This isn't funny anymore!

Mario: How could this get any worse?

(Bird Squawking)

Then the Comedic Duo looked up to see a bunch of birds that are as big as a dog flying over them and squawking in a really scary fashion before they flew away when they heard a scary monster roar in the area.

Y/n: Well. That was idiotic.

Mario: I know, right? Where did those scary looking birds come from and what scared them away like that?

Y/n: I don't know, but this is getting ridiculous. Let's just think this through and find a way out of here.

Mario: Alright. Mario will put all of his brain power to good use.

So then, as the two of them try to figure out how to find the right way out of these woods before they both felt a hand on their shoulders, causing them to slowly turn around to face whoever is behind them as they were both shocked to see the infamous creature known as...

SIREN HEAD!

Siren Head: Your brother's soul is mine...

Y/n: Dear god...that is the scariest and ugliest creature that I've ever seen in my entire life.

Mario: Man, you are one ugly motherf***er.

Siren Head: (Roars like a T-Rex)

It was at this moment Y/n and Mario knew, they've f***ed up.

Y/n/Mario: (Runs away screaming)

Siren Head: Hey! Get back here!

Then the Comedic Duo soon began running away from Siren Head as fast as their lives depends on it as they both soon encountered the business pug dog and grabbed him before throwing him at Siren Head that landed on top of his head.

Pug Dog Man: Have you paid your taxes yet?

Siren Head: Get off of me!!!

Siren Head then pulled the Pug Dog Man off of him before he continues chasing after the Comedic Duo that jump into a Monty Mole Hole, where they see a Monty Mole hosting his own news show in his own home.

Monty Mole: Hello. This is Mole Man in the morning.

Mario: Oh hell no.

Y/n: Yeah, forget this noise. We're out of here.

Then they jumped out of the hole, leaving the Monty Mole by himself.

Monty Mole: Was it something I said?

Then as they got out of the hole, they both looked around to see if Siren Head is still around until they spotted a tree that is tall enough for them to climb on and keep an eye on Siren Head since he is a very tall monster and they might try to see if they can spot the right path to get back to Creation City.

Y/n: (Quietly) Quick, Mario. Let's climb that tree and let's see if we can find Creation City from the top before that Siren Head monster finds us.

Mario: (Quietly) Okie-Dokie.

Then the two of them began climbing up the tree like a monkey while keeping an eye out for Siren Head and staying quiet if they don't want Siren Head to find them. Then as soon as they make it to the top of the tree, they both looked around to see if they can spot Creation City from the top of the tree that they've climbed up to.

Y/n: (Quietly) I can't see Creation City anywhere from up here. I see trees, nothing but trees.

Mario: (Quietly) Same here. Let's calm down and keep quiet so that Siren Head guy doesn't find us.

Then suddenly, the heard the deep sound of Siren Head singing from down under the tree they've climbed on as they both kept their mouth shut until Siren Head is gone.

Siren Head: Come out, come out wherever you are.

Mario: (Quietly) Just ignore him and he'll go away.

Then Siren Head pulled out a doughnut, a bucket of KFC chicken and a Big Mac as his way of convincing the two of them to come down and get it, which is making them having a hard time on whether or not they should come down and get the food from Siren Head.

Y/n/Mario: (Thinking) I don't need it...I don't need it...I definitely don't need it.

Then Siren Head started shaking a life-sized Princess Peach doll, but they didn't want that.

Y/n/Mario: (Thinking) (Unamused) We definitely don't need that.

Then Siren Head threw the Peach doll away and pulled out a Super Ultimate Mega Rare Copy Limited Editon Deluxe Copy of Epic Mickey: Rebrushed for the PS5, which is making Y/n want that game so badly, but Mario tries his best not to let Y/n fall for Siren Head's tricks.

Y/n: (Thinking) I don't need it...I don't need it...I definitely don't need it....I don't need it...I don't need it...I don't need it...I don't need it...

But then as the tension and stress was too much for Y/n as he soon gave into temptation and finally snaps.

Y/n: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTT!!!

Then he charged at Siren Head and took the game from his hands as he is glad that he got the game that is still in the wrapper.

Y/n: I got it! I got the game! My precious!

Mario: Y/N! BEHIND YOU!!!

Y/n then realized that he goofed up and turned around to face Siren Head himself.

Siren Head: Get in my belly!

Y/n then screamed so loud, it sounds exactly like an actual siren, that make Siren Head stop attacking Y/n and did a meme air horn sound that made Y/n stop screaming.

This intrigues Mario as he climbed down to Y/n and the two of them screamed loudly again with Siren Head did the same air horn noise.

Eventually, they managed to speak Siren Head language through screams, thus turning him from an enemy to a friend.

Y/n: Wow. I think we just spoke his language.

Mario: Yes! Finally! Someone else who talks through screams!

They all began screaming again and again until they finally stopped.

Y/n: I guess he just wanted a friend.

Mario: Exactly. You weren't trying to steal souls, Siren Head. You were trying to find a friend. Am I right?

Siren Head: Yeah boy.

Y/n: Well, since we became friends, we should hang out like bros.

Mario: I got an idea. Let's go for Ice cream!

Siren Head: Yeah! I scream for Ice cream!

Y/n: And how!

So then, Y/n decided to teleport to the nearest ice cream stand in this neck of the woods, but they need to know what flavor of ice cream does Siren Head like to have?

Y/n: Alright, since we're here. What kind of Ice Cream do you like?

Siren Head: Strawberry. Vanilla is fine, but I'm allergic to chocolate ice cream.

Y/n: Ok then. One strawberry ice cream for me, Mario and one for our new friend.

Ice Cream Man: Okie-Dokie.

He then hands them the ice cream and began eating it and started hanging out like bros as a friendly montage started with Y/n, Mario and Siren Head hanging out, playing video games, watching a movie and going to the beach before they began walking down the woods again to get back home.

Y/n: Wow. That was a lot of fun.

Mario: Yeah, it feels great to have new friends like Siren Head, but how do we get back home.

Siren Head: Follow me. I know the right path to Creation City.

Y/n: Ok then. Lead the way buddy.

Then the Comedic Duo followed Siren Head to the location of the path back to Creation City until they spotted a campsite with a trailer and an open fire cooking something inside a pot.

Y/n: Huh? That's odd. There's a campsite here and there's nobody here. Did you do all of this Siren Head?

Siren Head: Nope.

Mario: (Eating what's in the pot) Well...maybe it might be another monster lurking in the area that killed them here.

Y/n: I see. Well, that's what you get for camping out here in these woods. Can't people just listen the warnings for once. It's not that hard to avoid the Deadwood Forest to not get killed at nighttime. I mean, what kind of monster would do such a thing like that?

Then suddenly, they heard something in the distance that sounded like a radio that is broadcasting an emergency broadcast announcement.

???: Breaking news, a couple of young adults by the name of Y/n and Mario aka the Comedic Duo were both seen hanging with a monster known as Siren Head along with Luigi that has gone missing for some reason at Deadwood Forest. They're currently finding a way out of those dangerous woods at the dead of night, not realizing that a more dangerous Siren Head is after them. If you see the soon-to-be-dead victims, call 911 immediately. And remember to never camp out in Deadwood Forest.

Y/n and Mario were completely shocked to hear that out of nowhere and that there's another Siren Head on the loose.

Siren Head: Ok, I swear to God that was not me at all.

Y/n: It's all good, buddy. We believe you.

Mario: Yeah, and I bet that eviler and dangerous Siren Head is the one that killed my brother. We need to get out of here right now.

Y/n: But where do we go? That other Siren Head could be anywhere here, and he can perfectly hide in those tall trees.

Siren Head: Go over to that Ranger Station Tower and see if you radio for help. There should be loaded Sniper Rifle in that tower to defend yourself with.

Y/n: That's perfect. Let's go over there right now before that other Siren Head shows up.

Then they immediately ran all the way over to the Ranger Station to call for help and they soon heard a wide variety of noises that is coming from the Other Siren Head, but Y/n believes that it's just normal forest sounds or the mating call of a wombat.

Y/n: That's clearly the mating call of a wombat, these are normal forest sounds.

Mario: Are you sure it's not the Other Siren Head making those noises?

Y/n: Yeah, I guess he's trying to trick us with such a variety of noises to scare us.

Then as soon as they climbed up the steps of the Ranger Station, they managed to find the Sniper Rifle and the radio that they can call for help.

But as soon as Y/n tried to turn on the Radio to call for help, but it doesn't seem to be working at all.

Y/n: (Banging on the radio) HELLO! DING DONG!! WE'RE LOST IN THE WOODS!!! MARIO'S GOT NO PANTS!!! LUIGI IS DEAD!!! HELP US!!! THE CAMPERS HERE ARE ALSO DEAD AND WE DON'T CARE!

Mario: Great! We're lost in the woods, Luigi is dead, we can't call for help and we got a deadly Siren Head chasing after us!

Y/n: I think we should find a way to power this station up. But how?

Siren Head: (Points to the nearest power source) Head on over there and you should be able to send some power to the Radio Station to get the radio working again.

Y/n: Ok, but I think one of us should stay here until we can get the radio working again.

Mario: I'm staying here. I don't want to get hurt.

Y/n: Ok. (Grabs the Sniper Rifle) I'll go over there since I can get over there with my super speed. Thank God Sonic gave me some Speed shoes to be just as fast as the hedgehog himself.

Siren Head: Ok, but be careful out there. If you see that other Siren Head heading towards you, just shot him with only one bullet, that will scare him off for a short while. I'll stay here with Mario until you get back.

Y/n: Got it.

So then, Y/n immediately ran out of the Ranger Station to get to the power station to bring some power to the Ranger Station to call for help to get out of Deadwood Forest with the radio, which didn't take too long for Y/n to run all the way over to the power station and went inside and turned on the valve, thus sending power to the Ranger Station as the red light from the tower that is connected to the Ranger Station turned green, meaning that Y/n managed to bring some power to the Ranger Station before hearing the same radio voice thar sounded very close.

???: Officials have said that after a month of searching, the campers that decided to camp out here in Deadwood Forest are never found and presumed dead. It is ruled out that the Comedic Duo along with Luigi made some bad direction that led them to the dangerous forest area and are trapped like mice by the bloodthirsty Siren Head. That's right, Y/n. If you're listening to this right now. We all know what you and your mustached friend are doing here at this time of night. Never buy a GPS from a vending machine or you'll get lost in a place like this. We will come for you.

Y/n: I like to see you try.

Then as Y/n slowly got out of the Power Station, he used his new cyborg eyes to locate the Other Siren head and found him hiding in some trees, waiting for Y/n to come out for him to strike until he got shot in the chest by the Sniper Rifle as he screeched in pain and ran off, giving Y/n the chance to run back to the Ranger Station at full speed to meet back with Mario and Siren Head to use the radio to call for help.

Mario: Oh, thank God, you're back, Y/n.

Y/n: Yep. Let's go ahead and call for help.

Y/n then turned on the radio and called for help, which took at least a couple of minutes for someone to pick up the signal.

Officer Brooklyn Guy: Hello? This is Officer Brooklyn T. Guy, what's your emergency?

Y/n: Brookie! It's me and Mario! We're trapped in Deadwood Forest after some bad directions from a faulty GPS and we need help dealing with a Deadly Siren Head!

Officer Brooklyn Guy: Dear God! That's not good! We'll get there as soon as we can with tanks! We should be able to track you down with the Ranger Station signal. Just get to the bridge that is not too far away from the Ranger Station you're both in right away to get to safety.

Y/n: Ok thanks man. Over and out (Turns off Radio) Brookie sending us help and all we have to do is get to the bridge and we're home free.

Mario: Yeah, but what about Siren Head, they're gonna think that he's the Siren Head that tried to kill us.

Siren Head: Don't worry, guys. As soon as we get to the bridge, I will get out of there as far as I can and let the authorities handle with the other me.

Y/n: Ok, but I hope we can hang out again in a different forest area.

Mario: Yeah, me too.

Other Siren Head: The Comedic Duo clearly doesn't know when to give up. They think they can save themselves from danger. Get a load of those two idiots. If I were either one of those two, I was just lay down on my back and wait. Wait for what you say? (Deep Voice) Do it and you'll find out!

Yeah. They're not gonna be fooled by that trick cause that's just taking the easy way out.

Siren Head: How about no?!

Y/n: I think we should start running to the bridge right away.

Mario: Good idea. RUN BITCH! RUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!

So then, they began running to the bridge as fast as they could while keeping an eye out for the Other Siren before they heard the sound of his alarm, which made Y/n shoot at him at a 360 no scope attack method that made the Other Siren Head flinch from the impact of the sniper bullet.

However, that didn't stop the Other Siren head as he continued chasing after them, which made Y/n shoot at the Other Siren Head again and again until he ran out of bullet in the sniper rifle.

Y/n: Aw crap! I ran out of ammo!

Mario: Oh no! What do we do now?

Then Siren Head then grabbed the Comedic Duo and threw them so far, they actually landed over to the other side of the bridge due to how strong Siren Head threw them both to safety.

Y/n: Wowie-Zowie! We actually made it!

Mario: Yeah! But what about Siren Head?

Then they both looked back to see the Other Siren Head about to take down the Siren Head that helped out the Comedic Duo before a shot from a tank managed to shoot down the Other Siren Head's "Siren head" killing him in the process, allowing the helpful Siren Head to escape.

Y/n: (Whew!) That was a close one.

Mario: Yeah, and our buddy managed to escape, but who managed to shoot down the other Siren Head?

Brooklyn Guy: Hey! Are you guys alright?

Then they both looked back to see Brooklyn T. Guy come out of the tank as he managed to take down the Siren Head that attacked them.

Y/n: Brookie! You took that shot?

Brooklyn Guy: Yeah, I did. It was a perfect shot. I literally aced those lessons on controlling a tank. It's too bad the other one ran away.

Mario: Don't worry, he's not our enemy. He's our new friend and he actually got here just in time before you showed up here with the tank.

Brooklyn Guy: Well then, since he did help you guys out and he's your friend after all, we don't have to hunt him down. We better get you two out of here and back home safe and sound. I'm gonna call for some backup, some paramedics and a fast-food delivery service cause there's a lot of dead bodies in the campsite. Geez, this is messed up.

Y/n: You're telling me.

Mario: I just hope Luigi is still okay and not dead.

Y/n: I sure hope so, Mario. But if he's not dead, then where did he actually go if he's still alive.

-Meanwhile somewhere in the Woods-

After all the trouble that Y/n and Mario went through with Siren Head, we see that Luigi is actually still alive and he only ran off to take a really long piss in the woods and he didn't even realize that Y/n and Mario ran off by the sound of a Siren Head nearby.

Luigi: Sorry if I took so long guys. I had to take a really long piss after drinking too much of that Red Mushroom Soda in a Mega Sized Cup. (Looks Around) Guys? Where did you two ran off to?

Pug Dog Man: (Appeared from the darkness) Excuse me, green man? May I interest you in some income tax and real estate advice?

Luigi: (Screams loudly)

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK!!!

END OF EPISODE 20

TO BE CONTINUED IN EPISODE 21