Location: Peach's Castle - The Mushroom Kingdom

No POV

As the next chapter in this book takes places at Peach's Castle, we see Y/n, Jeffy and Mario is watching a Korean drama while Car and Luigi play with dolls as nothing interesting seems to be happening today.

Until someone decided to crash in to give the gang a very dangerous mission today.

Y/n: My God you're greasy.

Jeffy: (Sighs) This is boring as shit.

Then we see Toadsworth enter the room and on the phone with someone very important.

Toadsworth: (On the phone) What don't you understand about no witnesses? Well, did you at least hide the bodies?

Then Toadsworth's watch started beeping as he doesn't have time to deal with this situation and needs someone to help him with whatever kind of problem he's dealing with right now.

Toadsworth: Crap, I don't have time for this!

Toadsworth runs over to where the gang are right now.

Toadsworth: Boys, I have a favor to ask all of you, can yo-

Mario: (Annoyed) Will you shut up? We're trying to watch TV!

The TV displays a funny and Jeffy and Mario start laughing on what's on TV right now.

Toadsworth: God damn it...lazy fatass...Luigi, what about you?

Luigi: Awh ye...now kiss...hehe...Huh? Wuzzat toadworth? Did you uh...heh.

Toadsworth: (Annoyed) God damn it, you two are useless! (Toadsworth throws his phone at Mario's TV)

Y/n: I'm not paying for that TV.

Mario: (Pissed) Grrrgh, hey stinky!

Jeffy: HEY! Why would you do that!? Are you f***ing high?!

Toadsworth throws Luigi's dolls away in a fit of rage, making Luigi cry.

Luigi: (Crying)

Car: What a baby.

Toadsworth: Gentlemen, my grandson needs to be picked up from school. Do you think you boys can help me?

Y/n: Well, you could've asked me instead of breaking that TV.

Mario: (Angry) Yeah! Screw you dude, you broke my TV!

Luigi: (Still crying like a baby)

Toadsworth: C'mon, even a couple of simpletons like you three can do this! Well, except for Y/n, who is the more responsible one here and uh...(Turns to Car) I don't even know what this thing is.

Car: I am Car.

Toadsworth: Oh....ok then....can you boys please do this one favor for me.

Mario: NO! >:(

Toadsworth: Fine, guess I'll go lock the fridge then...

Mario: (Pulls out shotgun) Don't even think about it!

Toadsworth: (Scared) Whoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoa!!!! Ok! Ok! I won't lock the fridge then. Just do this one thing for me and I'll give you boys some spaghetti, beefaroni and....uh.....

Jeffy: Chocolate Cake?

Toadsworth: YES! Chocolate Cake! Do we have a deal?

Y/n: We got it! C'mon you guys. Let's go pick up his grandson from school.

Mario: Okie Dokie.

Y/n: Hold up! I gotta have someone watch over Car while we go pick up Toadsworth's grandson.

Luigi: Oh! Why don't you have Teddy watch over Car, I bet the two of them would be great friends.

Y/n: Good idea. (Blows Whistle) Teddy, here boy!

Then Teddy appeared in the castle to meet up with the gang for him to watch over Car while they go pick up Toadsworth's grandson from school.

Y/n: Teddy, I want you to meet our new friend, Car. I want you to watch over Car while we go pick up Toadsworth's grandson from school, so don't get too crazy with Car, okay?

Teddy: (Stares at Car)

Mario: Alrighty then. (Grabs Y/n, Luigi and Jeffy and heads out of the castle, kick starting the plot) Let's-a-go!

Then after the gang left, leaving both Teddy and Car alone, Teddy offered Car to shake his car, which he grabbed his hand with his paw and the two of them began shaking their hands, but they both started to slowly hatred each other through jealously as we listen in to what they're both thinking right now.

Car: (Thinking) He's nothing but a lying, boneless, rainbow squirting, big hug obsessed phony!

Teddy: (Thinking) Look at that big happy, corn-fed cat smile, you can't trust him as far as you throw him!

Car: As soon as he stops shaking my hand...

Teddy: I'm gonna (Ancient indescribable Langauge)

Then as soon as they both stopped shaking, they soon both started fighting each other like that gas station fight scene from the movie Toy Story as Teddy kicked Car to the wall, which really made him mad.

Car: (Woody Voice) Ok! Come on! You wanna piece of me!

Teddy: (Joe Swanson Voice) BRING IT OOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!

Then Car charged at him before Teddy punched Car in the face, resulting him in getting sent into one of the castle rooms until Car charged at him again, tackling Teddy to the floor and punching him in the face. Then as Car began punching him in the face, making squeaking sounds before Teddy bit Car's hand, making car scream like Mike Wasowski.

Car: (Screams)

Then Car headbutted Teddy in the gut, making various sound effects before Teddy grabbed Car by the neck and slammed him to the floor, causing an all-out brawl inside the castle.

Location: Creation City Elementary School

Time: 2:59 PM

As we cut over to the school in Creation City, we see a white colored Shy Guy walking down the school grounds.

Shy Guy: Gee, it sure is boring around here...

Then the Shy Guy got run over by the gang on an ATV as they arrived just in time before the bell rang for the kids to come out of school.

School Bell: ring ring ring, ring ring ring

Then all the kids run out of the school building now that class is over, and the gang waited for the kid to pick him up and take him back home.

Y/n: Alright, we made it just in time to take Toadsworth's grandson back home. We just need to know what he looks like. I mean, it's not hard to see a mushroom midget like Toad.

Luigi: Hmm, let's see...

Then we see Luigi holding a picture of Frankie, who is the kid that they're supposed to take back home.

Luigi: Ok...this should be easy enough!

Jeffy: Yeah, this job doesn't seem too hard to pull off.

Mario: Yeah. How hard is it to find this kid?

Then as Luigi pulls down the picture of Frankie, it turns out that there are MANY kids that look exactly like Frankie.

Nerd Toads: (Singing)

Y/n: Wowie-Zowie!

Jeffy: Jesus Christ!

Luigi: Mama-mia...they all look the same...

Y/n: How is that even possible?! Which one of these Toads is the real Frankie?

Mario: Don't worry, bro. Mario knows how to call for stupid children like Frankie watch and learn. (Calls out) FRANKUUU! FRANKUUU! FRANKUUU!

Then suddenly, one of the Toad kids jumps over to the gnag, revealing himself to be the real Frankie, crashing into the ATV.

Mario: Oh yeah. There we go! :D

Y/n: Well, that was easy.

Luigi: Wait...the kart only has room for 4 people. How are we going to bring Frankie along?

Jeffy: I got an idea, Uncle Loogi!

Frankie: HA! Loogie! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Luigi: (Enraged) IT'S LUUUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

Jeffy then bitch slaps Luigi as he ties Frankie to the front of the ATV as cut quickly cut over to Mario driving the ATV at an extremely high speed.

Luigi: MARIO! SLOW DOWN! Frankie is going to get hurt!!!

Y/n: Yeah! Slow the hell down bro!!!

Mario: What? Why? Frankie is fine! Aren't you Frankie!

Jeffy: Yeah, he's having so much fun and it's PEEPEE!!!

Frankie is not fine, because Mario's dumbass keeps crashing him into random things...

Mario: There! You see? :D

An ice cream truck sounds and begins driving towards the ATV.

Y/n: Huh? Do you guys hear an ice cream truck?

Frankie: Ice cream? ICE CREAM! Oh, I WANT ICE CREAM!

Mario: HEY! Stop shaking the kart!!!

Y/n: Calm down, Frankie! Settle down!!!

Franke: I WANT ICE CREAM!!!

Y/n/Mario/Jeffy/Luigi: (Annoyed Sigh)

Mario heads towards the ice cream truck and throws money at the ice cream man.

Mario: (Throws money at the ice cream truck driver) Give me something to make the kid quiet pls.

Jeffy: Can I get a Fudge bar with extra chocolate?

Y/n: I'll have a (Favorite Ice Cream), please.

Mario: Ohh, we better not have missed our awesome TV shows for this.

Luigi: I know bro, but what's the worst that could happen.

Then without warning, Mario turns back to see that Frankie is gone after getting ...which prompts a shocked reaction from Luigi and Y/n.

Mario: Shittttttttttttttt.

Jeffy: Pumpernickel F***!

The gang begin frantically searching for the retarded mushroom child, but they can't find him anywhere until they all turn to find Frankie taking a ride atop the ice cream truck...which is moving away from them.

Frankie: Ice cream...yea ice cream...

The gang then started screaming before hopping back into the ATV and chasing after the kid riding the ice cream truck.

Mario: HEY! GET BACK HERE!!!

Y/n: STAP RIGHT THERE!!!

Then we see another Toad kid in another car, who is watching the situation unfold

Toad: oooh, Daddy, Daddy! Can we get some ice-cream!

Mario: OH NO YOU DON'T. THAT TRUCK IS OURS!

Mario crashes the ATV into the SUV where the Toad kid was riding in, sending it rolling into the forest.

Luigi: HOLY SHET!!!

Y/n: I hope we don't get blamed for this mess.

The ATV pulls up to the driver's window of the ice cream truck, where Mario begins to flip the ice cream man off as Luigi tries to get his attention)

Luigi: Stop!!! Stop!!! Stop!!!

Jeffy: HEY! HEY! HEY, YOU PULL OVER THE TRUCK RIGHT NOW!!! YOU GIVE US BACK THAT MUSHROOM KID YOU ASSHOLE!!!

Ice Cream Man: HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Mario: OH, HELL NAH! No one thinks they're too good for Mario!!!

Y/n: Get him Mario! I'll take the wheel!

Mario: You got it, buddy!

Mario jumps over to the ice cream truck and lands on the front window.

Mario: Guess who, Fat boy!?!

Ice Cream Man: (Retarded noises)

The ice cream truck starts swerving and eventually crashes into a police car with Officer Simmons in it.

Officer Brooklyn Guy: Simmons?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Police Officer: Oh, the inhumanity!!!

Frankie: THAT WAS TOTALLY WICKED!!!

Frankie turns to see the police officers who isn't too happy with what Frankie supposedly did...yeah, you can probably see where this is going....

Police Officer: Ah, hell naw...

Officer Brooklyn Guy: You monster! Thought you could get away and kill my friend, would you?! Oh, you're going to jail for a long time.

Then we took a quick jumpcut to Frankie is a prison cell, somehow happy despite the fact that he got arrested.

Mario: Mario wants to DIE.

Y/n: Well, that was idiotic.

Jeffy: Well, that's skibidi toliet.

Luigi: Guys! WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO!?

Mario: (On a laptop) Ohoh...according to Ebay...we can buy a child for just 20 coins! However, we're not gonna do that cause that's very illegal.

Y/n: Good point, Mario.

Luigi: Guys! We have to get Franke out! Or Toadsworth is going to kill us!

Jeffy: And that means no Chocolate Cake!

Mario: Calm your spaghetti, Luigi. We can figure this out...as long as Toadsworth doesn't know...

Y/n: Yeah, I'm sure we can get him out before-

Then without warning, Mario's phone starts ringing, showing that Toadsworth is calling...wow, what a strange ringtone...

Mario: Ah, sh*t!

Y/n: Are you f***ing serious right now?

Toadsworth: Hey boys. I don't know what's taking so long but I'm on my break now...so I'm just going to pick up Frankie myself. But don't worry, I left some of that spaghetti, Beefaroni and chocolate cake in the kitchen and it's fully protected from Peach getting into it. Bye. (Hangs up)

The gang then turn towards each other in shock as they were all doing this for nothing and Toadsworth should've just did that in the first place. Now they all need to think of a plan to get out of this situation.

Mario: Ok...you go distract Toadsworth. We're going to try and get the little crap out of that cell!

Luigi: Okay...

Luigi then runs out of the prison while Mario runs up to the security Teletubby and strips down to see if he can rizz up the Teletubby to get Frankie out.

Mario: Hey there sexy. Think you can let Mario's friend out?

Po: (Not impressed by Mario's rolls of fat) No.

Mario: OH COME ON!!!

Po: (Points towards the sign, which says that bailing somebody out would cost 50000 coins)

Y/n: 50000 Coins!? That's insane!!

Jeffy: This is bullshit!

Y/n: Ok! We need to think of a plan to get Frankie out and fast!

Mario: (Enters retard mode) How about I pay with this tic-tac and some rice Krispies?

Po still isn't impressed.

Y/n: Do you want to hang out with me, smoke weed and fill out bellies with diet soda and play Burnout Revenge for the PS2?

Po: (Spongebob Voice) No thank you please.

Y/n: T_T

Jeffy: You wanna smoke weed?

Po: Nah.

Jeffy: Aw screw you then!

Then we cut over to Toadsworth walking by an arts and crafts store before Luigi jumped in and does his best to stop Toadsworth to buy some time for Y/n, Mario and Jeffy to break Frankie out of prison.

Luigi: Eehh...h-hi Toadyworthy! Umm, you should take a rest, you work too hard!

Toadsworth: What? But I have to go get Frankie cause you bafoons are too slow.

Luigi: Oh...you don't need to because......we took him to that store over there!

Luigi runs into the arts n' crafts store and begins a Frankie decoy...or at least that's what it's SUPPOSED to be as he uses a bunch of stuff to create the decoy Frankie that would be enough to fool Toadsworth as Luigi then returns with the decoy.

Luigi: Hehe...h-here's your boy Frankie...

Toadsworth stares at the decoy thing for a while and suddenly, he actually fell for the Frankie decoy.

Toadsworth: Frankie, my boy! How's my favorite grandson been? :D

The decoy falls over, prompting Luigi to pick it up immediately.

Toadsworth: Ah...that's good to hear! C'mon boy, let's go get some lunch!

Luigi: Mama-mia...

Looks like Luigi is gonna have to stick around with the Frankie Decoy until Y/n, Mario and Jeffy come back with Frankie after they break out of prision.

Then as we cut back to the prison, Y/n, Mario and Jeffy are still trying to offer something to the security Teletubby to let Frankie out of his jail cell.

Mario: How about a...foot massage!?

Po: No.

Jeffy: Uh, free food?

Po: No.

Y/n: Grrrghhh, looks like I have no choice but to use...(Pulls out a card from his hat) MY TRAP CARD!!!

Y/n then whips out a Yu-Gi-Oh! card and slaps it do-wait, it's a Monopoly get out of jail free card.

Po: ...no.

Y/n: Grrrgh, F*CK!

Mario kicks down all the doors.

Mario: Oh yes! What are you gonna do now, big boy! You ain't gon done SHI-

The three of them soon gets kicked out of the prison. Po then places a sign that tells Y/n, Mario and Jeffy to stay out before heading back inside.

Y/n: Way to go dingus, now we can't get Frankie out of prison.

Jeffy: And we don't get any chocolate cake...(Cries)

Mario: Oh...HELL NO!!!

Then the gang heads up to the top of the prison with Mario holding a drill as they plan to sneak into the prison instead of trying to convince Po to let him go free.

Mario: (Holding something that's definitely NOT a blueprint...) Haha...according to my top-secret blueprints...the jail cells are right below us! Haha!!!

Y/n: Ok, but in case we run into Po, we're gonna kill him and Jeffy, you know what do to.

Jeffy: Got it, daddy!

Y/n: Alright, Mario. Start drilling!

Mario then drills down into the prison...where he lands right next to Po.

Y/n promptly shoots Po in the balls, causing him great pain and suffering...

Po: (suffering from immense pain) My sack...

Jeffy: (Cuts Po's head with an axe) Alright daddy! I got the f***ers head!

Mario: Alright, now that we took care of the bastard, let's leave the suicide note and let's sneak our way to Frankie and get the f*** out of here.

Y/n/Jeffy: Righto!

Then after they placed the note that says, "I got killed for juggling axes" next to Po's dead body, the three of them began stealthily sneaking through the prison, Metal Gear Solid style, before attacking a police officer with a light chop...as you'd expect, it doesn't do anything.

Officer: da fuq?

Y/n then kills the officer and disposes his body via black hole, before coming across an elevator with a sign that shows the location to the jail cells. They are excited that they are almost there, but then realizes that a security camera is nearby.

Mario then got an idea as they used some police officer's uniforms to cover up as a disguise to get into the elevator without getting caught and heads into the elevator, where there is other police, officers using the elevator.

Mario: Hoho, hello!

Y/n: Hiya doing?

Jeffy: What's up guys, what's popping at the gates.

(The elevator begins to go up)

Mario: I heard the lunchroom is serving free donuts.

Police Officer #1: OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH!!!

Police Officer #2: Hey hey hey. This I gotta see.

The elevator arrives at the destination as the three of them got out of the elevator to get to Frankie's cell to break him out of there while the officers go to the lunchroom for some free donuts.

Y/n: Good thinking of distracting the cops for the whole free donuts trick. Works everytime.

Jeffy: Yeah, that's very smart of you. You get the R Word Pass.

Mario: Oh yeah! And it looks like the coast is clear, so let's go find Frankie and go home.

Then they headed towards the cells to find Frankie's jail cell as they all call out for Frankie.

Mario: Frankie, you little crap. You still alive?

Frankie: Somebody kill me!

Jeffy: Yep, he's still alive.

Y/n: And stupider than usual.

Mario: Good, Mario and his friends are going to get your ass outta there!

Then they started using a bunch of random objects like kicking it, a hammer, a brick block, a crowbar, TNT and saying "Open Sesame" to try and break Frankie out, but none of those options actually work out as the jail cell is pretty much indestructible.

Jeffy: GAAHHH!!! This door won't open!

Y/n: Yeah, this is one tough nut to crack!

Mario: Grrr...c'mon, Mario think...what would SMG4 say in this situation...

Then Mario imagines SMG4 speaking to him to see if it would give Mario an idea on how to break Frankie out of prison.

Imaginary SMG4: You're such a dumbass, Mario! Why don't every actually think and use your head!

Mario: Ohh...that's it!! We'LL USE MY HEAD!

Y/n: Great idea, Mario. Jeffy! Let's use Mario's head to break down the door!

Jeffy: Ok!

Then Y/n, Jeffy and Mario LITERALLY uses Mario's head to break the door open, but it also doesn't appear to work either once they crashed into the door.

Frankie: Noice.

However, A small chunk of the bar gate falls off from the impact, as it's small enough for Frankie to fit through.

Frankie: Oooh!

Then Frankie slides out of the hole, thus freeing him from his jail cell.

Frankie: I DID IT!

Mario: Yahooooooo...

Y/n: Well, what do you know. It worked.

Then we cut over to Officer Brooklyn Guy and Officer Montior walking into the prison after finding out there are no free donuts in the lunchroom at all.

Officer Brooklyn Guy: Man, this sucks. I can't believe there were no free donuts in the lunchroom.

Officer Monitor: Yeah, and I got my hopes up for nothing.

Then they both saw Po's dead body and saw the note that he died after attempting to juggle axes, which they also fell for it as well.

Officer Brooklyn: Oh shit. Well, I did tell him he couldn't do it, but he died.

Then he saw that Frankie's cell has been breached.

Officer Brooklyn Guy: Holy shit! Frankie just escaped his cell; we better call for some backup.

Then he pressed the button that activated the alarm after Frankie managed to break out of his cell.

Mario: Ohhhh shit!

Y/n: Oh no! We're in so much trouble now!

Jeffy: What do we do now?!

Mario: I don't know, but where the hell is Luigi?! We could really use his help right now!

We quickly cut over to Luigi and Toadsworth at a restaurant as Luigi is still trying to

Toadsworth: So, Frankie, are you enjoying this food?

Luigi: (Toad impression) Ah!

Waitress: Excuse me, gentlemen. Here are your drinks.

Toadsworth: Ohoh! Frankie, what do we say to the nice lady?

Luigi: (Toad impression) Send nudes!

Toadsworth: That's my boy!!!

Then we cut back to outside the prison, where Y/n, Mario, Jeffy and Frankie are all trying to escape the prison to bring Frankie back to Toadsworth until they soon got caught by a bunch of cops that surrounded the prison.

A team of cops: STAHP RIGHT THERE!!!!!!

Mario: AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jeffy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

Y/n: RUN BITCH! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNN!!!

Mario then grabs Frankie and the three of them started running away as the police chase after them in their vehicles.

Then we cut back to Luigi at the restaurant as he is trying his best to play along until Y/n, Mario and Jeffy come back with Frankie.

Luigi: Don't worry, Luigi...Your friends are going to fix everything...(Sees the TV) WAAAAAHHH

Then the TV in the restaurant is showing a news report on Frankie's escape from prison.

BREAKING NEWS: FRANKIE THE FUGITIVE ON THE RUN AND HE'S HOLDING THREE HOSTAGES TO HELP HIM ESCAPE!!!

Toadsworth: What is it? What are you looking at?

Luigi: (Panicking) OHHHHHHHHHOHOHOHO!!!!

Luigi then throws the Frankie decoy at the TV, breaking it in the process.

Luigi: Hehe...just saw a fly...

Then Y/n, Mario and Jeffy can be seen outside, still running away from the cops as Luigi decided to send Toadsworth back home.

Luigi: OK LET'S GO HOME!!!

Then they to the road, where Luigi tries to take Toadsworth home as Y/n, Mario and Jeffy continues running from the cops

Luigi: AH! Other way! Other way! Oh! Let's go home by train! Away from everything...

Y/n, Mario and Jeffy ran towards the train station and jumps into the train to get away from the cops.

Mario: Oh man, I don't want to die...Mario's too sexy for that....

Y/n: I know, right? That was a close one.

Jeffy: My legs and my butthole hurts.

Y/n, Mario and Jeffy then turns around to see that Luigi is right next to them and they immediately swap out the decoy for the real Frankie as Mario plans to throw the decoy out the window of the train to get away from the cops.

Mario: (peeping out the train window) HERE'S YOUR DAMN PRISONER!

Mario throws the Frankie decoy out of the train and once again, the cops fell for it for the third time.

Police: Ah-hah! There's the suspect! Get him!

Officer Montior: You got nowhere to run now!

The police then pointed their guns towards "Frankie".

Officer Brooklyn Guy: Thought you could run away after you broke out of your cell, huh?

Po: Put your hands up in the air buddy, we've got you surrounded!

Then "Frankie" falls to the ground.

Officer Brooklyn Guy: Oh! Oh! He's showing resistance!!! He's not surrendering!!!

Po: That's it! We're calling in the military!

A tank just lands on "Frankie" out of nowhere and then the cops takes "Frankie" into the police car and arrests him, not knowing that it's just a decoy.

Then after that problem was solved, the train is now arriving at its final destination, and everyone walks out with Y/n, Mario, Jeffy and Luigi completely stressed out after what they had to deal with today.

Toadsworth: Oh, hello boys! You're here as well! You know what boys; you exceeded my expectations today. My grandson looks happy as every to have spent time with you guys...and so I'd like to ask if you'd like to pick him up again next wee-

Y/n/Mario/Luigi/Jeffy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Then they immediately got into the ATV and drove the hell out of there as they literally do not want to do something like that ever again.

Toadsworth: (Confused) What?

Location: Peach's Castle

After everything that they had to deal with today, the gang immediately went back to the castle to finally relax until they saw Teddy and Car playing Go Fish with the Lobby Room a complete mess and on fire with Peach's body ripped to shreds.

The four of them were shocked to see what just happened here while they were gone as Mario sang a song after he saw Peach dead.

Mario: (Singing in Homer's Voice) Ding-Dong, the witch is dead!

Jeffy: (Singing) Which old witch?

Mario: The Wicked Witch!

Y/n: What the hell happened here? Did you two start fighting each other?

Car: Ummmmmm....no....It was Peach...she ummm......uh....

Teddy: She died juggling chainsaws!

Car: Yeah! That's it! She tried juggling chainsaws that killed her and made a mess here!

Y/n: (Silent for a moment) Eh, close enough!

With that, the gang decided to relax in Y/n's room, eating their spaghetti, beefaroni and chocolate cake and watch a cheesy VHS horror movie made by Puppet Combo to relieve the stress from today.

Yep. Everything worked out in the end.

END OF EPISODE 12

TO BE CONTINUED IN EPISODE 13