Location: Peach's Castle - The Mushroom Kingdom

No POV

Once upon a time, in a castle far far away in the Mushroom Kingdom, we see the Comedic Duo, Y/n and Mario bringing Princess Peach back to the castle after yet another rescue mission as they both threw her to the stairs for her to fall down to the bottom floor, knocking her unconscious in the process.

Mario: Oh boy! All this princess saving has made Mario hungry...

Y/n: Me too. I think we could use a break.

Mario: Great! Let's grab some grub and watch some TV! Lets-a go!

Then the Comedic Duo went to the fridge to grab some food and watch some TV before SMG4 came out of his room, looking all coo-coo crazy.

SMG4: I've done it...I've finally figured it out...

Y/n: Huh? (Turns to SMG4) What are you talking about now, SMG4?

Mario: (Mouth stuffed with Spaghetti) Yeah? Have you gone coo-coo crazy again?

Y/n: Don't talk with your mouth full, Mario.

SMG4: I've found out the best method...to get a bajillion views on Youtube! (Laughs Evilly)

Y/n: What? Pfft. No way! How can this somewhat crazy idea of yours get you that many views on your YouTube Channel.

Mario: Yeah! We tried a bunch of stuff like reacting to memes and doing lots of crazy stuff in that book that NeoDracunyan posted and that should have gotten millions of views on your channel and a lot of followers for NeoDracunyan as well.

NeoDracunyan: He's got that right.

SMG4: (Crazy smile) Come with me....

Y/n: (Sighs) Let's just hope this is not something insane that can get us killed or arrested just for SMG4 to get views on his channel.

Mario: (Sighs) Whatever SMG4 has in store for us, I will literally shoot him in the head if that happens.

Y/n: I'd say go for it. C'mon. Let's just get this over with so we can take our break.

Mario: Ok then.

Then the Comedic Duo walked out of the castle to meet up with SMG4 that has a van that has the words, "Free Candy" on the side.

I'm pretty sure that is literally illegal to have a van like that.

SMG4: Hop in you two.

Y/n: In that thing....no way!

Mario: Yeah, that van looks pretty illegal. Besides, we're too tire for this crap you're planning for us. We just busted our asses trying to save the princess and now you want us to-

SMG4 then holds up a gun at them, which they both brought out a rocket launcher and a shotgun minigun at SMG4.

SMG4: Just get in the van, please...

Y/n/Mario: (Groans) Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnneeeee.....

Then they got in the van, and they see Luigi and Car in the van as well.

Car: Hi! I am Car!

Luigi: Oh, hey Y/n and Mario! I see you're both being kidnapped against your will too, huh?

Jeffy: (Outside to see them getting kidnapped against their will) I think I'm calling the cops.

Then SMG4 drives away in his illegal looking van out of the castle grounds as the gang don't even know where SMG4 is taking them in his illegal van that can get him seriously arrested.

Luigi: Hmm....I wonder where we're going...

Car: I don't like this.

Y/n: Neither do me or Mario, Car.

Mario: SMG4? Where the hell are you taking us?

SMG4: Oh, you'll see...you'll all see...

Y/n: I don't like where this is going.

Luigi/Car: Ditto.

Mario: SMG4...has your perpetual lack of human interaction and crippling social anxiety resulting from severely unethical work hours finally made you go coo-coo crazy? I'm just saying...

SMG4: O_o... (Slowly pulls out his gun)

Mario: (Pulls out his shotgun) Don't even think about it!

Amber Alert: Issued 4:20 PM at the Mushroom Kingdom

BREAKING NEWS!!! SMG4 KIDNAPS Y/N, MARIO, LUIGI AND THE GREAT CAR FOR YOUTUBER VIEWS!!!

Goodwill: Breaking News, m'kay! There's a crazy lunatic named SMG4 that just kidnapped Mario and Luigi, the two faces of Nintendo, Y/n and the one and only Car for some kind of project to get more views on his YouTube channel. He was last seen driving out of the van that said "Free Candy" on the side of the van, which is very illegal to drive a van like that. If you have seen this man pictured to the left of the screen, call 911 immediately to get him arrested cause he is now extremely dangerous to the community.

Location: Vectors Fortress Statues: Retarded and Abandoned

Y/n: What the heck is this place?

Cat: Looks all crappy and abandoned.

Luigi: Uh...you're not gonna make us starve and torture us for views are you?

SMG4: No! Even better!

Mario: I don't know how this is even better than getting tortured and starved to death.

Then they all got inside the warehouse, which is completely dark the moment they all went inside.

Luigi: It's so dark!

Cat: I'm scared!

Mario: Mario is not okie-dokie right now.

Y/n: Can somebody turn on the lights?

SMG4: Wait...here's the switch!

Then after SMG4 turned on the lights, revealing it to be some sort of theater known as the Meme Theater as SMg4's idea to get views on his YouTube Channel.

SMG4: Welcome to the Meme Theater!

Y/n is not happy nor impressed by SMG4's idea.

Y/n: That's it?! This is your plan to get you more views on your channel?! A Meme theater?!?! That's so stupid!!!

SMG4: EXACTLY!!!

Car: I think we had enough of this nonsense!

Mario: You know what? I think Car and Y/n are both right. This idea is both stupid and pointless. I think that whole starving and torture idea sounds a lot better now. It will be a lot easier than to go through with this situation than star in this idea that SMG4 dragged us all into this mess.

SMG4: (Pushes the four to the changing room) MOVE!

Then with the curtain down, Y/n, Mario and Luigi are now wearing different outfits that are based on the old Mario TV Show, The Super Mario Bros Super Show.

Except for Car as he looks better without a costume.

SMG4: Aaand...here's your costumes!!! I worked hard on them! :D

Y/n: I look ridiculous in this outfit.

Mario: Yeah, I liked it better in your OG outfit rather than wearing overalls like us.

Luigi: Yeah, plus you just inverted the colors on our outfits.

SMG4: Shut up before I stab you!!!

Luigi: Ok sheesh.

Then the gang got onto the stage to get things rolling for the Meme Theater.

SMG4: Alright, let's begin.

Luigi: Ooh! Is this where we'll be performing?

SMG4: Oh, no. The Paisano Brothers and their trusty sidekicks Cool Cat and Van the Dog will be performing here.

Y/n/Mario/Luigi/Car: WHAT?!

Paisano Brother Luigi: Hey there SMG4, is it showtime yet?

Paisano Brother Mario: Luigi, do you see any cameras on yet, ya idiota?

Paisano Brother Luigi: Hey! Why ya gotta be mean, Mario? Wassa matta you?

Paisano Brother Mario: Wassa matta me? Wassa matta you?!

Car: Hey, Dog me. What's his name?

Van: His name is David.

David (Other Y/n): (Markiplier Voice) Hello, I'm David!

Y/n: Cool. But I don't think I've seen these guys before.

Mario: Yeah, is that fatter version of me from another dimension or was he one of the clones during the 3D All Stars Episode in Season 3?

Paisano Brother Luigi: SMG4, who the heck are these guys?

SMG4: These are the Mario Bros., and this is Y/n and Car. They will be doing the cartoon segments.

Paisano Brother Mario: What? Cartoon segments? I thought we were gonna be on for the whole show!

SMG4: Oh...uh....yeah...you guys...are only in the intro and outro...but for these two...uh...I'm not sure what to put them in for the show.

Paisano Brother Mario: You serious? Is that all? Why I oughta-

Paisano Brother Luigi: Hey Paisano, let's not fight! We haven't got an acting gig in months. Baby Mario needs-a feeding!

Paisano Brother Luigi drops the baby to the floor.

Paisano Brother Mario: Fine! But don't get in my way, Other Mario!

Then the two Paisano Brothers walked out of the theater to get ready for the intro and the gang don't seem to like them at all, except for both Van and David.

Mario: Asshole!

Y/n: Jackass!

SMG4: Yeah, now that I think about it, I think you two are not perfect for this gig.

Van: That's ok. I think we talked enough. Let's go home, David.

David: Ok.

Then they both vanished out of the theater and now it's time to get the show up and rolling.

[Air Horn Sound Effect]

SMG4: Alright. SHOWTIME!!!

Then the scene changes to the Intro scene where the Paisano Brothers are ready for recording for the intro.

Paisano Brother Mario: What? What do we even do? You haven't given us a script!

SMG4: ALRIGHT SHUT UP! We're filming the intro! Start dancing!

Then without warning, the show's intro began playing behind the Paisano Brothers as it's their time to shine for the

Mario Head: HEY PASIANOS! ITS "TEH STOOPID MARIO BROZ STOOPID SHOW"

Paisano Brother Luigi: Uhh...let's just make it up, Mario!

Song Plays - The Super Mario Bros. Super Show Intro

Paisano Brothers: (Singing)

♪We're the Mario Brothers, and plumbing's our game♪ C'mon, let's dance, Mario!

♪We're the Mario Brothers, and plumbing's our game♪ Do the Mario!

♪We're not like the others who get all the fame♪ Yeah! Gimme...gimmie those hip thrusts!

♪If your sink is in trouble, you can call us on the double♪ Your dancing is amazing, Luigi. You're doing great!

♪We're faster than the others, you'll be hooked on the Brothers!♪ Oh you're doing it, Mario! You're looking...awesome!

♪You're in for a treat, so hang on to your seat!♪

♪Get ready for adventure and remarkable feats!♪

♪You'll meet Koopa, the Troopas, the Princess, and the others♪

♪Hangin' with the plumbers, you'll be hooked on the Brothers!♪

Then the gang started dancing behind the Paisano Brothers along with the original cast of the Super Mario Bros. Super Show while the theme continues to play until the end of the song with Y/n and Mario crashed the whole crew, ending the intro.

Y/n/Mario: WOOOOOOOOOO!!! Woooo! Woo...

SMG4: Good job you two. You kept it under 30 seconds. Now we won't get a copyright strike.

Y/n: Wait what?

And now we give you our feature presentation:

(Lights, Camera, Action)

Paisano Brother Mario: Hey Luigi, you know what I love?

Paisano Brother Luigi: What would that be, Mario?

Paisano Brother Mario: I love me some spaghetti!

Paisano Brother Luigi: Yeah! We can tell, Mario!

[Some douche bag laughing in the background]

Randi the Random Guy: Hey! You two should kiss!

Paisano Brother Mario: Hey! Who said that?!

SMG4: Get out of my Theater Randi!

NeoDracunyan: Who else but random guy.

Song Plays: "Who else but random guy. Randi the Random Guy Theme Song

[In the tune of Quagmire's theme song from Family Guy]

🎵He's Randi! Randi! He pops at random spots that you'd never expect! He's Randi! Randi!🎵

Randi: 🎵Hey hey hey! You two should kiss!🎵

Paisano Brother Mario: Oh hey, Luigi. Look! A pipe bomb.

[Homer laughs]

Paisano Brother Luigi: Oh no, Mario! What are we gonna do?

Paisano Brother Mario: We gonna do what we plumbers do best, Luigi!

Paisano Brother Luigi: Oh no! Mario!

Paisano Brother Mario: What?! What?! I'm hammerin' here!

[Retarded laughter]

Paisano Brother Luigi: Uh, I don't think that's a good idea, Mario...

Paisano Brother Mario: Ahh, whadda you know about teaching that random guy for putting his nose where it doesn't belong?

Paisano Brother Luigi: Oh. Well alright then, Mario! Hammer away!

Paisano Brother Mario: You got it! FORE!

He then hit the pipe bomb with the hammer like a golf club and Randi the Random Guy as he blew up in bloody chunks.

[Laugh Track]

[Knocking Sound Effect]

Paisano Brother Mario: Wha? What was that?

Paisano Brother Luigi: Uh...I think that came from the upstairs set.

SMG4: Uhhh...Don't worry about that. Keep going!

Paisano Brother Mario: Can you guys...PIPE down up there? Hahaha!

[Laughter]

Looks like there's nobody here to watch the show from here, except for the dead Random Guy and a Monty Mole that are the only ones in the theater to watch the performance.

Paisano Brother Mario: Hey! This guy gets it!

[More Door Knocking]

Paisano Brother Mario: HEY! CAN YOU KEEP IT DOWN UP THERE?! WE'RE FILMIN' IN HERE!

[Giggle attack]

Paisano Brother Mario: SHUT UP!

Then Y/n and Mario popped up from the ceiling as that was the source of the noise.

Mario: Ooooo, so this is where it leads!

Y/n: Hey! Did somebody order a pizza and some breadsticks?

Mario: Whoa! We didn't know our sets where on top of each other! :D

Paisano Brother Luigi: Hey! You two up there! You both should wait your turn! Don't be rude!

Mario: YOU Don't be rude! >:(

Y/n: Yeah! Eat Dirt ya Green Goober!

Paisano Brother Mario: Don't make me come up there!

Mario: YEET! (Throws rock at him)

Paisano Brother Mario: OW, Shit!

Y/n/Mario: (Laughs)

Y/n: Get a haircut hippie!

Mario: Yeah! You look like a girl with that ye ass haircut of yours!

[Laugh Track]

Paisano Brother Mario: Alright! That's it!

Then he threw another pipe at the ceiling, which Luigi got caught in the explosion.

Cat: Oh...

[Laughter]

Paisano Brother Luigi: You see those guys? You see those douche bags?

[Crowds Boos]

Paisano Brother Luigi: Oh, come on! It was funny!

SMG4: Okay that's a wrap! Now let's move on to the cartoon segments.

Paisano Brother Luigi: Wait, what?! But we haven't finished our-

SMG4: NEXT!! COME ON!!!

On with the Cartoon Show!

YIPPY YO-YO

♪It's the Mario Brothers and plumbin's their game♪

Then in the cartoon scene, the gang are now facing off against the Cartoon version of Bowser named King Koopa as he managed to capture Peach and took her to his castle.

Cartoon King Koopa: Raaaaaaaaaaaaawr!

Peach: [Scream] Help me, Mario! Help meeeeee!

Mario: Peach? I just rescued her ass this morning damn it!

Y/n: Yeah, I did not sign up for this!

Luigi: I think that's an actor guys.

Car: Or they're from another universe like this.

Y/n/Mario/Luigi: (Agreeing with Car)

King Koopa: Mwahaha! You'll never get up here ya pesky plumbers! Not even your pet cat can stop me and save the princess!

Y/n: We'll see about that, King Koopa!

Mario: You big, fat, stinky green jerk!

King Koopa: Hey! That's my physical appearance! That hurts really bad...

Car: You look ugly!

King Koopa: Whatever. Anyway, I've set up a bunch of traps for you guys so good luck! Mwahahaha!

Then we see a bunch of traps from the Chain Chomps and bear traps that are blocking the entrance to the castle.

Chain Chomps: [Barking and noises]

King Koopa: Now you'll never be able to get up here and Peach will be mine! Bwahaha!

Then King Koopa took Peach away until the gang made it to the top of the castle.

MARIO: Hey! Hello, Little Koopa.

Y/n: Surprised to see us?

Car: Hello! I am Car!

King Koopa: [Girl scream] (Drops Peach)

Peach: [Screams]

Luigi: Ah crap! (Runs to the edge of the castle) Oh nooooo...

King Koopa: What the hell?! How the hell did you get up here so fast?

Y/n: We took the pipe that leaded to your castle.

Mario: Yeah, that's one of the oldest tricks in the Cartoon book.

King Koopa: Well, whatever! I can get of you pesky plumbers myself now!

Mario: Take-a this!

Y/n/Mario: Double Jump Kick!

Then they both did a Double Jump Kick attack on King Koopa as he fell off the castle and crushed Peach in the process.

Car: Welp. She's dead.

-Meanwhile back at the Main Stage of the Meme Theater-

Paisano Brother Mario: You know, Luigi, there's nothing betta than a cup of joe to calm me down!

Paisano Brother Luigi: You said it, Mario!

Then suddenly, the ceiling of the theater soon began crumbling down as the Paisano Brothers got crushed by King Koopa and Peach.

NeoDracunyan: Uh Oh! London Bridge is falling!

Paisano Brother Mario: What the hell? Get this fat thing off of me!

Paisano Brother Luigi: Oh! I can't feel my toes, Mario!

Mario: (Looking Down) S--t!

Y/n: Uh oh...this ain't gonna go well.

Car: Tell me about it.

Paisano Brothers: YOU?!

Luigi: Guys? I think we better scram.

Y/n/Mario/Car: Okie-Dokie!

[Exit Stage Right]

Paisano Brother Mario: Alright! That's it! That's the last straw! Let's get 'em, Luigi!

Paisano Brother Luigi: Yeah! Let's get 'em!

Mario: Wow. After all of that acting! We are all acting gods here!

Y/n: We're gonna be rolling in the dough from here!

Luigi: You said it, bro!

Car: Yeah! This was so fun! I even took the time to write my own song!

Y/n: Really? Why don't you sing it for us, Car?

Mario: Yeah, let's listen to your song!

Luigi: Yeah! Let's hear it!

Paisano Brother Mario: Hey! Mario Dopes!

Then the gang saw the Paisano Brothers come in through the Back Stage Door as they both had enough of the OG Mario Brothers, Y/n and Car from ruining the show

Paisano Brother Mario: We've just about had it with you morons!

Paisano Brother Luigi: This is our show, and you guys are ruining it!

Car: So what? You aaaaaainnn't gonna do sssshhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttt! You ain't gonnnna do sssshhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttttt!!!!

Y/n/Mario/Luigi: (Dancing) You ain't do shit! You can't do ain't!

Paisano Brother Luigi: OH, YOU GUYS ARE DEAD MEAT!

Mario: Let's-a go, f---er!

Y/n: (Joe Swanson Voice) BRING IT OOOOOOOOOOON!!!

[Fight for the death]

Then they began fighting each other to the death as Paisano Brother Mario grabbed both Y/n and Mario as Paisano Brother Luigi is going to beat the crap out of Mario.

Paisano Brother Mario: Gotcha, bitch!

Paisano Brother Luigi: Oh, I'm gonna enjoy this!

Y/n/Mario: Ah shit!

Luigi: Mariooooooo!

Car: Y/nnnnnnnnnnnn!!!

Then they both got mad as they charged at the Paisano Brothers, and they got knocked onto the Main Stage with a Double Ultimate Tornado Slam!

Paisano Brother Mario: Oh, my spaghetti & meatballs...

Mario: You sons of-a bitches!

Y/n: I'm gonna gut you like a conish game hen!

Then they both began beating the crap out of Paisano Brother Mario while Luigi runs away with Paisano Brother Luigi chases after him as Car just watches the fight with a bag of popcorn.

Luigi: [Screams]

Paisano Brother Luigi: You green piece of shit! Come back here!

Mario: (Grabs a Bad Mushroom and throws it at Paisano Brother Mario) Take-a that!

Paisano Brother Mario: Wha? What the hell's going o-

His face got realistic after he got his face hit by the bad mushroom, making him even uglier than he was before.

Y/n: Wow. And I thought he was uglier than before.

Paisano Brother Mario: You're not getting away that easily! (Fires a bunch of fire balls with a Fire Flower) Kamehameha!

Mario: (Dodges the Fire balls) Mamma MIAAAAAAAAA!

Y/n: (Dodges the Fire balls) Holy crap! Ahh! Oh my God!

Then Y/n activated a P Button, thus turning the blocks into coins, causing Paisano Brother Mario to fall down, headfirst onto the main stage.

Mario: Defeated now, bitch!

Paisano Brother Mario: Oh yeah?! (Kicks Green Koopa Shell) Eat summa this!

Mario got his head stuck in a Koopa Shell.

Mario: [Muffled speech]

Y/n then pulls it out of Mario's head, leaving his face to look weird.

Mario: You bitch!

Y/n: You'll pay for that, fatso! (Grabs Yoshi Egg and YEETS it at Paisano Brother Mario)

Then as Paisano Brother Mario got knocked into the stage equipment, a TV landed on him as it started playing a scene where Mario warns the viewers on what will happen to them if they're not the Super Mario Bros. Super Show.

Mario on TV: And I'm telling ya, if you're not watching The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, you'll go to hell before you die!

Luigi continues to run away from Paisano Brother Luigi as he climbs up to the stage curtains to get away from his TV show doppelganger

Paisano Brother Luigi: Oh, whatta ya doing up there?! Get down from there!

He then tried to jump up to Luigi to get him down, but that made Luigi climb up to the curtains even higher before Car came in and kicked him in the nutcracker.

Paisano Brother Luigi: OW! My nutcracker!

Then Y/n and Mario walked up to the unconscious Paisano Brother Mario with a couple of bats to make sure he is still knocked out with the TV on his head as it played another scene on the TV.

Mario on TV: Do you know someone that owns a gun or a knife? Mario can kill!

Then Paisano Mario got back up, madder than ever as he lifted the TV off of him before he tackled both Y/n and Mario, causing them to knock down a spotlight that soon sent out sparks that made the stage curtains catch on fire as the flames that will burn the whole studio to the ground and adding on Luigi's holding on to the curtain is causing the ceiling to fall down on them.

Y/n: Is the curtain the support beam to this entire studio.

Mario: What's a support beam?

Y/n: This has been quite a day.

Car: Uh oh! (Ed Voice) London Bridge is falling!

Then the whole began crashing down upon them as they all screamed for their lives, destroying the entire studio in the process.

Everyone is dead, dying, or worse: having diabetes, but the good news is that Y/n, Mario, Luigi and Car are still alive.

SMG4: That...was...AWESOME!!! Thank you-a so much everyone! I got all of that!!! This is gonna get bajillion of views!!!

Officer Simmons: FREEZE YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!!!!

SMG4: Wha?

Brooklyn Guy: Freeze! Put your hands in the air, motherf***a!!! You're under arrest for kidnapping, arson and filming a TV Show without a liscense!!! You're going to jail for a long time!!!

Officer Monitor: GET HIM BOYS!!!!

Then the police officers dogpiled on SMG4, before he was thrown into the police van and being sent to prison.

Good riddance.

Y/n: Well, that went well.

Mario: You said it! This is the worst day of our lives.

Luigi: Yeah, I think it's time we head back home. I've had enough of myself for one day...

Car: Wait!

Y/n/Mario/Luigi: What?

Car: Can we end this chapter with my song, please? I didn't get to do it before those meanies ruined the moment.

Y/n: You know, what? Let's have Car have the spotlight this time since he did get interrupted by those two Paisano Brothers.

Mario: Okie-dokie! But first...(Kicks Paisano Mario in the nutsack)

Paisano Brother Mario: OW! My spaghetti Noodles!

Mario: Ok! Now we can listen to Car's song!

Luigi: We should record this to remember this moment!

Y/n: Way ahead of ya, Luigi! (Pulls out Smart Phone) Ok Car? You ready?

Car: Yep. I'm Ready!

Y/n: Ok! And....ACTION!

Car: Hello, my name is Car, and I made this song for everyone! Enjoy is please, hahehe!

Song Plays - Car's Little Song - FNF Single Hit Mod

https://youtu.be/atdO6YRg5Cw

Open all your eyes

See that my name... is

Car, car, car!

Tell me, you got it, right?

Let me say it one more time!

CAR

I once met a man

His name starts with a G!

Thanks to him...

I now have...

47 friends...

And you're one!

I'll always be here

Forever free

Look ahead...

Grow with me!

Open all your eyes

See that my name... is

Car, car, car!

Tell me, you got it, right?

Let me say it one more time!

CAR

Song Ends

Everyone Reading this part:

https://youtu.be/yrYa0TQuODs

END OF EPISODE 11

TO BE CONTINUED IN EPISODE 12