Location: Y/n's Room - Peach's Castle - The Mushroom Kingdom

No POV

It was another beautiful day here at the Mushroom Kingdom as we go over to Y/n's Room in Peach's Castle, where the Comedic Duo was watching some TV and saw a commercial for a brand-new online game that is the new fututre for obstacle courses and battle royales.

Kermit the Frog: Hi ho! Kermit the Frog here! (Dodges some blocky obstacles) You ain't gonna do-

His victory was short-lived when a wrecking ball pushed him off the platform and exploded.

FALL GUYS
AVAILABLE NOW!

Y/n: Wow! That was amazing, I think!

Mario: Man...fall down....funny...

Y/n: Yeah...funny.

(Knock! Knock! Knock!)

Y/n: The Pizza's here!

Mario: Oh boy! Pizza time!

Meanwhile in Another Room in the Castle.

As Y/n and Mario went to the door of Y/n's room to get the pizza, we see Toadsworth take Peach's crown for a monthly cleaning and polishing as he went outside before saying to the other toads that he is going to get the crown polished and clean for the Princess.

Toadsworth: Boys, I'm off to get Peach's crown cleaned and polished, so I need you to watch over the castle while I'm gone.

Toad #1: Sure thing.

Toad #2: You got it.

Toadsworth: Alrighty then.

Toadsworth then left the castle to get Peach's crown cleaned and polished until Wario and Waluigi came in and kicked Toadsworth into the sun, killing them instantly.

Wario/Waluigi: (Laughing Evilly)

Wario: Oh Yeah! We're gonna be rich!

Waluigi: Yeah, we're gonna be swimming in gold when we sell this crown to the black market.

Then when they both touched the crown, another pair of hands touch the crown as well as we see 2 green raccoons by the name of Lifty and Shifty who are also planning to steal the crown and sell it for a fortune at the black market.

Wario: Hey! We stole this crown first!

Waluigi: Yeah! Go steal Zelda's crown or some other princesses' crown!

Lifty/Shifty: NEVER!!!

Then they began fighting over it, until Waluigi was kicked in the weenie by Lifty and Wario gets punched in the face by Shifty as the two raccoon brothers drove off and they're planning to sell Peach's crown for billions of dollars

But Wario and Waluigi gets up and runs after the crown because they want the money for themselves as they began chasing after them before the cops soon followed them after they seen the thieves running off with Peach's crown.

Then the Toads saw what happened and they both knew that they're screwed.

Toad #1: They're screwed.

Toad #2: Yeah, but will happen if Peach finds out that her crown is stolen?

Toad #1: I'm sure she'll understand what's going on and the police will get it back to her in no time.

Toad #3: I wouldn't get your hopes up, guys. You know how Peach reacts when someone steals her stuff, especially her own crown.

Toad #2: Oh yeah, I forgot about that.

Toad #1: I think she's going to blame it on Y/n and Mario for no reason...again.

Toad #3: You know, I think we should secretly form a protest group to overthrown Peach from being the ruler of the Mushroom Kingdom.

Toad #2: Yeah, and people are definitely gonna agree to join this group.

Toad #1: Then let's go to City Hall and see if the Mayor of Creation City will help us out with that protest.

Toad #2 & 3: Agreed.

Then as the Toads go to Creation City to talk to the mayor about overthrowing Peach from the throne, we cut back to Y/n and Mario opening the door to pay for the pizza as DK got a job as a pizza delivery man and demands the Comedic Duo for some money to pay for the pizza.

Y/n: Mario, get me some rocks to pay for the pizza.

Mario: Okie-Dokie!

Then Mario goes to the box of rocks to give it to Y/n to transform the rock into a gemstone to give it to DK to pay for the pizza, but the box was empty as he began searching all over the room for a rock until he found a coconut, which Mario doesn't know if Y/n can also turn coconuts into something valuable.

Mario: Sorry, bro. I couldn't find any rocks in here, but all I got is this coconut. You think you can turn it into something valuable.

Y/n: Hmm...I think I do that. Give it here.

Mario hands Y/n over the coconut and used his powers to transform the coconut into....

The Crystal Coconut!

DK: (Amazed by what Y/n just did)

Y/n: Will you take this as payment?

DK then took the crystalized coconut from Y/n as he accepts the payment and gave the Comedic Duo all of the pizzas that he was supposed to deliver as he ran out of the castle and is now rich and wealthy.

Y/n: I'll take that as a yes.

Mario: And we hit the pizza jackpot!

Y/n: Yep. The perfect day to play this new game, Fall Guys that we saw on TV with all the pizzas we can eat.

Mario: Nothing can ruin this day.

That it until Peach came in and is furious as ever as she couldn't find her crown anywhere, not even bothering to realize that Toadsworth took it for its monthly cleaning and polishing and got stolen by the Wario Bros and the Raccoon Brothers.

Peach: ALRIGHT WHERE IS IT?!

Y/n: Where is what?!

Mario: Mario didn't take anything from you, Peach! Honest!

Peach: WHERE'S MY CROWN?!

Y/n: We didn't steal your crown, Peach!

Mario: Yeah, wasn't Toadsworth supposed to take it for a monthly cleaning and polishing today?

Peach: I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT! YOU TWO BETTER FIND ME A NEW CROWN AT ONCE!!! THEN I WILL LET YOU TWO PLAY YOUR GAMES AND EAT YOUR PIZZA!!!

Y/n: Ugh, fine! If it's enough for to leave us alone then we'll get it over with!

Mario: Y/n! Where are we gonna get a new crown at this time of day?!

Then their questions have been answered as the Jellybean Fall Guy named John Fall Guy announced about winning a golden crown in the new Fall Guys game.

John Fallguy: Are you looking for a new crown? Then sign up for the world's wackiest obstacle course, with all your favorites like:

Egg Scramble

Fruit Chute

Spinning Doors

And many, many more!

Peach: There's your answer! Go win that obstacle course and get me that crown!

Mario: How about you act like a responsible woman and not a little bitch baby all the time!

Peach: The f*** did you say to me, ya little shit?!

Mario: You heard what I said, you stupid bitch!

Y/n: Damn.

Peach: Mario! I swear to God, I will have your head over my-

Mario: Well, maybe if you got rid of that old ye ass haircut you got you get some hair on your PU$$Y!!!

Y/n: DAAAAAMNNN!!!!

Peach: (Stammering) But you can't say to me, I'm the princess!

Mario: Are you? Cause you're pretty much act more like a Karen than a Princess to me and my bro! C'mon Y/n. Let's go get that crown and hang out at my place after we get the job done.

Y/n: Ok.

Y/n was rather impressed by Mario's determination and bravery as he showed Peach whose boss as the Comedic Duo got into a cannon and shot themselves to the Fall Guys World to get that crown for Peach, so they can continue hanging out, playing games and eat their pizza.

Peach: (Sobbing) That hurt my feelings!

Jeffy: Shut the fuck up bitch!

Peach: (Runs away crying)

Location: The World of Fall Guys

As the Comedic Duo make their way over to the Fall Guys Universe, a whole bunch of contestants came by to participate in winning that crown and Y/n and Mario are the last ones to enter the competition as they both landed on the first part of the obstacle course next to the Red Fall Guy wearing a cactus costume.

Y/n: Wow, Mario. I was impressed by how you showed Peach what a badass you are, but how did you earn the courage to do that.

Mario: I joined an empowerment group with Heavy Weapons, Agent Blood, Jeffy, Ember and Brooklyn Guy.

Y/n: Ah I see.

Then the Comedic Duo gazed upon the obstacle course that they have to go through to win that crown and give it to Peach, which they need to work together to make it to the end of the obstacle course to win that crown.

Y/n/Mario: SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP!!!

Then the Cactus Fall Guy walked over to the Comedic Duo to tell them that he's going to win the competition.

Cactus Fall Guy: I see you two have come to die.

Y/n: Oh yeah? Well, you're gonna eat our dust!

Mario: Yeah! We're winning this game and get that crown!

Cactus Fall Guy: We'll see about that!

Then the game starts at 3...2...1...GO!

Then the Comedic Duo are about to make a head start towards the many obstacle courses to get to the end and win the crown, only to get trampled by all of the contestants as they go through the first obstacle course with some of them falling to the pit, eliminating from the competition.

Then we see Robotnik kick a female online game character from an online game before we see Vegeta and Lanky Kong slapping each other before they got ran over by Whomp.

Y/n: HERE WE COME TO WIN THAT CROWN!!!

Mario: YEAH! Y/N AND MARIO ARE GONNA KILL SOME BITCHES!!!

Then the Comedic Duo are ready to crush the competition as Mario kicked a Green Fall Guy to a whole group of those weird jellybean guys like they're a bunch of bowling pins.

STRIKE!!!

Then they ran as fast as they can until they crashed into the same Cactus wearing Fall Guy as he turned to face the Comedic Duo.

Mario: MOVE IT FAT ASS!!!

Y/n: YEAH!!! GET OUT OF THE WAY FAY BOY!!!

Then the Cactus Fall Guy suddenly hugged Mario, surprising the Comedic Duo of the Cactus Fall Guy's kind gesture.

Y/n: What the heck is he doing?

Mario: Awww, he just wants to be friends with us.

Cactus Fall Guy: Just kidding, BITCH!

Then without warning, the Cactus Fall Guy threw Mario off the ledge until Y/n managed to catch Mario using his Scorpion Spear wrist gauntlet to get him back up to Y/n as the Cactus Fall Guy just played a dirty trick on them.

Mario: Ah hell nah!

Y/n: Let's go get that son of a bitch!

Mario: Yeah! Let's-a-go!

Then the Comedic Duo chased after the Cactus Fall Guy, until they realized that some of the competitors are getting crushed to death by giant beach balls as they both reached the next part of the obstacle course.

Y/n: Holy Cow! Quick, Mario! Let's Crouch Jump our way to the end of this area!

Mario: You got it, bro!

Then they both did the Quick Crouch Jump technique to get to the other side of this part of the obstacle course before another one of the Giant Beach balls was heading towards them, but Mario managed to grab an Orange Fall guy next to him and throw him to the Giant Beach Ball, causing it to explode.

Then a yellow Fall Guy suddenly saw the Orange Fall Guy burning into a crisp as he is suddenly getting PTSD from what's really going on here.

Yellow Fall Guy: Why are we still here? Just to suffer?

Then the Yellow Fall Guy got angry and suddenly went super Saiyan and kicked the Comedic Duo at the end of this course, which has 4 giant doors and only one of them will lead them to the next part of the Obstacle Course.

Then we see Marge Simpson go through the first door and asked if she can come in, only for her to get grabbed by a giant hand and get forced into the room, which is not the right door to go through.

Then a lime-colored Fall Guy tried going through the second door, only to be stopped by Scott the W.O.Z. as he refused to let him through the door.

Scott: Stop! Oh, why?! This is sickening!

And then there's Chunky...(3rd Door slammed down on him) He's dead.

Y/n/Mario: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Then it looks like the last door is the right door to go through to get to the next area as Y/n tries pulling the door as hard as he can to get him and Mario to the next part of the obstacle course.

Y/n: Let me in! LET ME IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNN!!!!

Then Mario transformed into MX, grabbed Y/n and bursts through the door, which knocked out a young woman that tried doing a pose for a Tic-Tok video, which led the Comedic Duo to the next part of the course.

However, those propellers are spinning way too fast to walk through.

Y/n: Mario! I don't think we can go through that; those propellers are spinning way too fast walk on right now.

Mario: You're right, but how do we get across!

Ronald McDonald: I have an idea!

The Comedic Duo looked to see Ronald McDonald appear as he brought out a happy meal with something inside that can help get through the propellers.

And inside the happy meal is...

A Stick!

Y/n: (Gasp!) I got a stick!

Then Y/n got the idea from Ronald as he threw the stick to the Propellers, which they all got stuck in place because of the stick, allowing them to pass on through until a grenade was thrown over to them, which made Ronald push the Comedic Duo out of the way before the grenade blew up, causing the Comedic Duo to be hurled over to the winner's circle after Ronald's noble sacrifice.

QUALIFIED!

ROUND 2!

As the Comedic Duo make it to the next round, they have to win this game called "Fruit Chute" as the contestants are being plowed by a bunch of fruit and the Comedic Duo are trying to think of a way to get through this challenge.

Then Y/n got an idea as he pulled out an item block from his hat and punched it, releasing a Yoshi egg that just hatched and fed it a large mango that was headed toward them and became a Giant Obese Yoshi.

Mario: That's a huge bitch!

Then a Fall Guy wearing a dino outfit thought that the Giant Obese Yoshi was his mom.

Dino Fall Guy: Mom? Mom is that you?

Of course, the Giant Obese Yoshi ate the Dino Fall Guy, eliminating him from the competition.

Then we cut over to the Egg Scramble round, where we see a Red Scout throwing eggs into his colored bucket that is filled with so many eggs that were thrown into.

Scout: You seeing this?

Y/n: Oh yeah!

Mario: You bet!

Scout: We got them! We got them!

Then suddenly, the number count for 30 eggs in the Red Team was changed to 0 after that same Cactus Fall Guy cooked up all the eggs.

Scout: What the hell was that crap!

Y/n: Are you shitting me right now?!

Mario: MOTHERF***ER!!!

Cactus Fall Guy: (Flipping the bird) Kiss my ass!!!

Then Y/n retaliated by summoning over 9000 eggs onto the red bucket, smothering him with all of those eggs as Y/n, Mario, and Scout began laughing at him for his own karma.

Finally, we make it to the final round, where the crown is waiting for the winner at the top of the bouncy castle and all Y/n and Mario has to do is to make it to the top of the obstacle course to win that crown, so they can give it to Peach and go back to hanging out eat pizza and play video games.

Y/n: This is it, Mario. The final round. One more win and we'll get that crown!

Mario: Oh yeah! That crown is ours!

With that, the cannons began firing the Giant Beach Balls while the contestants began running to the top of the obstacle course to win that crown. Y/n and Mario are already ahead of the Cactus Fall Guy until both of their heads got knocked off by the giant swinging hammers as the Cactus Guy jumped over them and laughed his ass off at Y/n and Mario's misfortune.

Then they picked up their heads and placed them back on their bodies as they both instantly hold a grudge against that Cactus Fall Guy.

Y/n: I am going to skin that Red Prickly Jellybean alive!

Mario: Me too! Mario's had enough of that guy already!

Then Mario got an idea as he grabbed Y/n and jump into one of the hammers as they are both being spun around and around so fast, they were launched off like a slingshot as they both went passed the Cactus Fall Guy and are this close to winning that crown.

Y/n: MARIO! WE'RE ALMOST TO THE FINISH LINE!

Mario: YEAH! WE'RE THE BEST!

The Comedic Duo are about to run over to the crown, only to be stopped by a couple of Chicken suit wearing Fall Guys screaming, "Mine" like those Finding Nemo seagulls.

Mario: HEY! LET GO OF US!!!

Y/n: YEAH! LET GO!!!

Then they both started struggling their way out of those chicken's grasps, leaving the Cactus Fall Guy to win the crown.

ROUND OVER!!!

Y/n: AWWW!!! COME ON!!!

Mario: ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?! THIS IS A BUNCH OF BULLCRAP!!! YOU UGLY JELLYBEANS CHEATED!!!

Y/n: YEAH! WE WON THAT CROWN FAIR AND SQAURE!!!

ELIMINATED!!!

With that, Y/n and Mario were both eliminated along with the other contestants that made it to the final round and lost as they all fall into a deep dark pit, where the Comedic Duo are now trapped with the other contestants that lost the game.

Y/n: Where the hell are we!?

Mario: Yeah, what the hell is this place!?

Ronald: We don't know, but there isn't any way out of this.

Y/n: I see. Thanks for helping us out in the first round, Ronald.

Ronald: My pleasure. We heard that you and Mario tried to win that crown to give it to Peach like the little bitch she really is.

Y/n: Yeah, but it looks like we lost the competition and it's all that Cactus Fall Guy's fault.

Everyone: YEAH!

Then everyone tried their best to get out of this dark pit that they're all trapped in right now.

Mario: This is insane! We need to find a way to get out of here and fast!

Y/n: Yeah! We need that crown to give it to Peach, even though Toadsworth is supposed to get it clean and polished that he does every month.

???: I can help you boys get that crown back...

Y/n: Huh? Who said that?

Then everyone turned to see another Fall Guy in an astronaut outfit rolled his wheelchair over to them.

Y/n: Who are you?

Mario: How can you help us get the crown back from that Cactus Guy?!

Fall Guy: Please take a seat, as I tell you a long tale of-

Tinky Winky: SHUT UP AND GET TO THE POINT!!!

Fall Guy: OK! OK!

Then the Fall Guy began explaining to them in a flashback on what really happen to the Fall Guy as he was actually the true King of the Fall Guys named Bert.

Bert: My name is King Bert, and I am the true King of the Fall Guys. I used to rule the Fall Guy Kingdom in peace and harmony.

The people of the Fall Guy Kingdom began cheering for King Bert until the same Cactus Guy looked to see King Bert get all the fame and glory as the true King of the Fall Guys.

Bert: But one day, my evil jealous Brother, Ernie broke my legs and took my crown! And now that Ernie is King...he's exploiting the Fall Guys and hosting these tournaments to harvest the bodies of the losers to make costumes for...microtransactions.

Y/n: So, let me get this straight, that same Cactus Guy named Ernie that cheated his way to win that crown, broke your legs, took your role as king of the Fall Guys...

Mario: And he's harvesting bodies to make costumes of the losers that lost the game?!

Y/n: My god! He's just as worse as Peach.

Mario: I know. And using the losers as costumes for money as microtransactions is super ultra mega illegal.

Y/n: Everyone! We need to stand up and get back at that guy and help Bert regain his title as King of the Fall Guys! Who's with me?!

Everyone: YEAH!

(Alarm Blaring)

Then suddenly, an alarm began blaring as everyone soon realized that they are all standing on a conveyor belt as Scout is about to be transformed into a costume.

Scout: (Screaming in terror) HELP! I'm dying here!

Y/n: I got your back homie!

Y/n then used his powers to teleport Scout back to the Mushroom King, which he crash landed inside Y/n's house.

Scout: (In pain) Medic.

Agent Blood: (Sees Scout in the room he's in) Jeremy?

Scout: (Looks up to Agent Blood) Dad?

Agent Blood: Jeremy? Is that you?

Scout: Yes, that's right and it's Scout, Dad!

Agent Blood: No Jeremy. I named you.

Scout: No! You ruined my life!

Agent Blood: How can I ruin your life?! I wasn't even there! Your Mother abandoned you remember?

Scout: Oh yeah. I forgot.

Back with Y/n, Mario and the others...

Bert: If I help you guys get out, you must get the crown off of Ernie to stop all of this!

Y/n/Mario: DEAL!

Then Bert shook hands with Y/n and Mario before Bert grabbed a metal pipe and threw it an unsuspecting Fall Guy that died and fell into the incinerator that reads. "No Fall Guys in Incinerators", causing the incinerator to blow up, stopping Ernie's costume making operation.

Mario: Yeah, that's the way you do it.

Y/n: Yeah! (Hears screaming) Huh?

Y/n suddenly hears the scream coming from a cat who is on a conveyor belt screaming for help because they don't want to be a costume, so Y/n teleports to the conveyor belt and grabs the cat and safely brings them and the others out of the conveyor belt as Car thanked Y/n for saving him from being turned into a costume.

Car: Hi, thank you for saving me, I am Car!

Everyone gasped in shock and amazement that Y/n just rescued the legendary cat named Car.

Bert: (Gasps) It's him! The legend! The god! CAR!

Y/n: Wait! You're Car!? The Car?!

Car: Yes, I am car! (Sees Mario)

Mario: Hello!

Car: (Screams and stays back) HELP! The mean man is back and wants to eat me!

Y/n: Huh? What are you talking about?

Car: The red hat man wants to cook me and eat me alive!

Y/n: Mario? What is he talking about? Have you met Car before?

Mario: Ummmmmm.....

-Flashback-

Timeskip: A Few Weeks Ago...

Location: Somewhere in the Mushroom Kingdom

Somewhere the sky above the Mushroom Kingdom, SMG3 was seen reading a book in a Koopa Clown Car until a plane came by, causing SMG3 turns the clown car around and accidentally dropped the book he was reading and falls down to Mario that is just walking down the road while singing a catchy tune.

Mario: It's a lovely day to walk down the road and if I ever stop singing, I will explode! (Book hits on his head, causing him to stop singing) What have you done!

BOOM!

Mario: (Gets up) Ow! Who dropped something on my head?! (Looks at the book and grabs it) What's that? (Opens it and reads it) Hm...Granular...Ice cream...-What!

On the page Mario was reading, it had a picture of people dancing around and worshipping a cat like a god, and it shows instructions on how to summon them.

Mario: Hmmmm....?

Then the scene cuts to Mario, who brings a pot and pours SMG4's memes in it and a living cat and a heart of love for a God, and places few of potions and a 1-up mushroom and began chanting the words to say the words to summon the cat God, after that, the pot disappears and shows a cat in its place named Car.

Car: Hi! I am Car.

Mario: WOOOOW!!!! Hello, I am Mario.

Car: Hello, Mario.

Then Mario gets an idea in his head and grabs Car and takes him to Peach's bedroom and places car in the bed with Peach with Mario running out of the bedroom before Peach wakes up from her name and sees Car on her bed.

Car: Hello, I am Car.

Peach: (Screams and panics like a little girl)

She then ran out of her bedroom and goes outside and immediately calls a taxi, which arrived really fast, and Peach went inside and demanded the driver to go somewhere far away from Car.

Car: What a weirdo.

Mario: (Laughs) Looks like Mario is gonna be a great owner- (Hears his stomach growling) Oh boy. I'ma hungry! (Looks at Car) Have you got any food?

Then Mario suddenly smiled evilly before pulls out a fork and a knife and plans to eat Car alive like a pizza bagel.

Mario: C'mere! I'm gonna eat ya!

Car: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! (Runs away)

Mario: GIMME DAT BUTT!!!

Car: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! (Still Running away)

Mario: GIMME DAT BUTT!

Car: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! (Still Running away)

Mario: GIMME DAT BUTT!

Car: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! (Still Running away)

Mario: GIMME DAT BUTT!

Car: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! (Jumps out of the window and ran away)

Mario: GIMMIE DAT BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTT!!!

-Flashback Ends-

After Mario explained the whole story, Y/n, Bert and everyone else was confused to why he would do that Car like that?

Mario: What?! I was hungry! Okay?!

Y/n: Whatever. Just say you're sorry to Car and promise you'll never try to eat Car again. Okay?

Mario: Ok.

Y/n: Ok?

Mario: Ok.

Y/n: Alright, now tell Car you're sorry.

Mario: (To Car) Mario's sorry for trying to eat you, Car.

Car: That's alright. Car forgives you.

Mario: Yay.

Y/n: Alright, now let's get that crown back from Ernie!

Everyone: YEAH!

Then as we cut over to Ernie and two other Fall Guys are at Ernie's hideout as a Toad's Mushroom head along with Eggman's mustache and glasses came out of the costume maker through a conveyor belt and the two Fall Guy wore them as their own outfits.

Ernie: Excellent! This game's harvest was successful! Lads. Put this all on the item shop. I'm going back to my office because I left my crown there and I don't want to anyone to take it.

(Alarm Blaring)

Then we see the gang come out of the Conveyor Belt as they're all here to teach Ernie a lesson for his evil action and get the crown back to Bert.

Ernie: Brother...long time no see.

Bert: I'm here to take my crown back, brother.

Ernie: Haha, sorry bro. If I'm not mistaken, I own the crown. Therefore-

Y/n: So long suckers!

Fall Guy Worker: Uhh, boss...Y/n, Mario, the other contestants that lost the game and that weird looking cat named Car are all running off to steal the crown.

Ernie: WHAT?!

Then Ernie turned to see them running off to Ernie's office to get the crown back to Bert that rightfully belongs to him.

Ernie: OH HELL NO! STOP THEM!!!

Fall Guy Workers: Yes boss.

Then the Fall Guy Workers chased after the gang that have to go through a whole new obstacle course as they all went through the spinning blades like cake walk and didn't cut up into pieces.

The Gang: YOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Then two black Fall Guys came in with grenade launchers, but the gang managed to dodge them before Y/n used his telekinesis to throw the grenades back at them, which blew them both up.

Then they stopped when Y/n, Mario and Car all got smashed by a giant hammer that is being controlled by another Fall Guy Worker.

Fall Guy Worker: HEY! I'm trying to work here!!!

Then Ernie made a run for it, which angered the other contestants as Tinky winky grabbed the Koopa in his shell and throws it at Ernie to make him trip, before Ronald would distract Ernie by offering Free McDonald's food.

Ronald: You just won some free McDonald's!

Ernie: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH~

Then Ernie started eating the food, letting a squashed-up Y/n, Mario and Car pass on through before they make it to another gauntlet until Y/n and Mario flapped their arms so fast, they began flying to the other side of the gauntlet with Car on top of Y/n's head.

Y/n: Hey I'm flying!

Ernie then came by full of McDonald and too fat to run, he pressed a button that make the giant spinning blade spin very fast, but it didn't work as Y/n used his powers to short-circuit the fan, but Ernie had a backup plan by dressing up as a hamburger to distract the Duo and Car, to which they are not impressed and think it's gay for him to do something like that.

Car: That is gay.

Y/n: Yeah, why are you gay?

Mario: Yeah, you f***ing gay or what?!

Ernie: NO!!! F*** YOOOOUUU!!!

Then Ernie activated another button on his remote, summoning another cannon with a bullet Fall Guy and aimed it at the trio as he began laughing evilly before he heard the sound of Scout charging at him and hit him in the head with a baseball bat. Then he grabbed Ernie and used him as a shield for the Bullet Fall Guy to hit him.

Ernie: NO WAIT! DON'T SHOOT!!!

Too Late. The cannon fired the Bullet Fall Guy and hit Ernie, causing them to fall over to the nearest pit.

Y/n: Thanks for the assist Scout!

Scout: No problem!

Mario: No time to celebrate just now! We got to get that crown!

Y/n: You're right, let's go!

Car: This is fun.

Then the gang ran over to the last area, where the crown is waiting inside Ernie's office as the gang are about to make that jump until the same Chicken Fall Guys grabbed them from going any further.

Y/n: OH, COME ON! AGAIN?!?!

Mario: YOU'RE CHEATING AGAIN?!

Car: Car is not amused.

Scout: You're all terrible!

Then Ernie started making his way to the top of the building to get the crown, while a bunch of Fall Guys began dogpiling on them before Bert came in and offered the Fall Guys a super rare skin, which they fell for it, only for Bert to get dogpiled by the Fall Guys as he begs the gang to get the crown back before Ernie does.

Bert: Y/n...Mario...Car....Scout...get...the...crown...back!

Then with a burst of powerful energy from Car, Mario got back up and grabbed Y/n, Scout and Car before doing an intense BLJ to chase after Ernie at lightning speed and grabbed the crown before Ernie could grab it.

ROUND OVER!!!

Ernie: YOU GUYS CHEATED! GIVE THAT BACK!

Then Mario changed into MX as he loomed over Ernie as he just peed in his own costume before he kicked Ernie off the building.

Scout: You got anything smart to say now, dummy!

Y/n: Yeah, that's what you get when you mess with the good guys!

Mario (As MX): YEAH! You don't f*** with Mario and his best buds!

Car: Yeah! We kicked his butt!

Then Y/n got an idea as he placed the crown on Car's head and Car speaks to the Fall Guys to kick Ernie's ass and send him to the Dark Zone as punishment for his own evil actions.

Car: (In Sukuna's Japanese Dub Voice) YOU THERE! KICK ERNIE'S BUTT AND SEND HIM TO THE DARK ZONE!

The Fall Guys didn't think twice and did what King Car ordered them to do and kicked Ernie's ass along with the other contestants that were in the game before Y/n opened a portal with Car's help to the Dark Zone and they all threw him into the Dark Zone, where he landed in a scary version of the Fall Guys Kingdom, where Ernie is now facing off against the scary Fall Guys were actual monsters inside the cute Jelly Bean bodies as they all wanted revenge against Ernie for all the things he did to him and King Bert.

Monster Fall Guy: Hi how are ya?

Ernie: (Screaming in Terror)

Then the demonic Fall Guys went all in on Ernie as they started devouring him like crazy as the gang managed to help Bert reclaimed his title as the true King of the Fall Guys.

Bert: Good job everyone. You all did it.

Mario then took the crown from Car and gave it back to Bert.

Mario: You dropped this, King Bert.

Bert was bursting with joy as Mario hands Bert back his crown and to make it even better Y/n and Car used their powers to heal Bert's legs back to normal as he can now walk again.

Bert: OMG! It's a miracle! I can walk again!!

Everyone then cheered for the heroes and got their beloved king back as they are all forever in their debt for the Comedic Duo and their newest pal, Car.

And to thank them for stopping Ernie and getting Bert back his crown, they all started a celebrated a job well done and even started throwing trash at the Ernie statue for fun.

Bert: Boys. It makes me so happy to see peace has been restored to my kingdom. We thank you for helping us and we are all forever in your debt.

Y/n: It's no big deal. We're just happy to help out. Right, Mario?

Mario: Oh yeah! Today's been a fun day!

Car: I am happy.

Scout: This party is awesome. Nothing can ruin this day.

Then without warning, guess who showed up to crash in and ruin the party.

Peach: Y/n! Mario! have you got my crown back- (Sees Car)

Car: Hello. I am Car.

Peach: (Screams) ITS BACK!

Gets back on the taxi and drives, only to hit Terrance the Angry Bird's police car as the police were just going to return Peach's crown that they got back from Wario, Waluigi and the Raccoon brothers, only for Peach to realize the whole truth of really happen to her crown as Toadworth was supposed to get it cleaned until those thieves tried to steal it.

Peach: Uh...I can explain.

But then, Peach was soon restrained to a try by Car and everyone including the cops started throwing rotten fruit and veggies as the princess for fun, which everything turned out great in the end.

THE END

TO BE CONTINUED IN EPISODE 06

BONUS SCENE:

Location: SMG3's Super-Duper Evil Liar

As we cut over to SMG3's super-duper evil liar, and he is making something and holding a book-wait! That's SMG3's book Mario found and used to summon car, what is SMG3 doing?

SMG3: Finally, after I finally found my book that I lost weeks ago, and now I can use it to be funny then SMG4! (Places a Living black and white cat and a 1-up mushroom and some of his own created memes) Now, I'll summon! (Takes a deep breathe) TOTALLY GARNULAR!!!

Then the pot glows white and black, with SMG3 smiling looking at the pot, then the pot disappears and poofs a black and white cat that looks exactly like Car.

???: Who are you?

SMG3: I'm SMG3! (Reads book to see what's the name of the cat he summoned) Carr! I am your master, SMG4 and Y/n and Mario are your enemies! (Shows pictures of them) Obey me! SMG3! And destroy them!

Carr: Nah! (Leaves)

SMG3: Wait, come back, I was almost getting to the good part, I was about to tell you we can rule the world together and be a team! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

THE END?