Location: Mario's House - The Mushroom Kingdom

No POV

It was another day here at Mario's house as we see Y/n and Mario having some lunch today and Mario is really thirsty for some milk.

Mario: Hey im-a thirsty!

Mario walks up to the refrigerator.

Y/n: Hey, Mario. Think you can get me some milk as well?

Mario: Sure.

He then opened up the fridge to grab some milk, only to find the fridge completely empty

Mario: Uh oh! No more milky!

Y/n: What?! There's no milk?! What do we do now?

Mario: Not to worry, bro! Mario knows where's to get more milkies!

Then Y/n and Mario get in the truck to the grocery store, Dollar-Store Universe and the Comedic Duo smashed through the window and ran over Toadsworth in the process.

Y/n: Alright. (Gets out of the truck with Mario and locks it) Let's grab some milk and get out of here.

Mario: Okie-Dokie!

Looks around the store before seeing Shroomy as he is seen restocking food and Mario kicks the ladder Shroomy was on, and he falls down along with the ladder.

Shroomy: Oh, howdy there Mario and Y/n! What's up?

Mario: Hello Shroomy! We need some milk!

Y/n: Do you know where we can find it?

Shroomy: Oh! The milk section is right over there!

Shroomy then points to the milk he mentioned and there's only one carton of milk left as Y/n and Mario jumped up in joy.

Mario: MILK!!! HA HA YIPEE! ONE LEFT! It's our lucky day wahoo!

Y/n: C'mon! Let's grab it and get out of here!

Mario then grabs the milk until the Comedic Duo both encountered Toad who is also holding the milk and they started to fight each other for the carton of milk until they all fall down, and the milk goes in the air and launches right to Shroomy's head.

Shroomy: Uh guys, you dropped something. You might need to pick up-

Then the Milk exploded after that as Shroomy got caught in the crossfire as Shroomy is now engulfed in flames.

Shroomy: Oh, don't worry about it.

Y/n/Mario/Toad: Noooooooo!!!! (Launches guns at each other)

Y/n: (Hank Hill Voice) I'm gonna kick your ass!

Mario: I'm gonna kill you and keep on killing and err, cuz you will be-

Toad: Let's go right now! Bring it on-

Then suddenly, Donkey Kong appears menacingly at the three of them as he grabs them by the shirt until Teddy the Huggable appeared behind him with an angry glare in his eyes that glowed red with his cotton candy pink fur all pitch black as he growled angry at DK as he looked behind him to see Teddy behind him that made him go from angry to downright scared.

Teddy then ordered DK to put them down and get out while he still can as DK did what he asked and patted them on the head gently with an innocent smile on his face before running away screaming with Teddy running after him like a hungry wolf chasing after a bunny rabbit in the forest.

Mario: No! Grr! Great! Where's Mario and Y/n going to get milk now?!

Y/n: Yeah, I blame Toad for this!

Toad: Don't blame me! Toadette is gonna kill me if I don't return with any milk!

-FLASHBACK-

Toadette: Where's all the ******* milk man? Gimme my goddamn milk right now bitch! (Throws the fridge at Toad)

Toad: Ow my- (cuts back to reality) Im not OKaY.

Mario: Mama Mia!

Y/n: Geez. Why can't you just divorce that bitch!

Mario: Yeah, she's not good for you!

Toad: I tried doing that, but she wouldn't let meeeeeeeeee!!!

Then suddenly, they heard the sound of a milk truck nearby as we see Luigi driving the milk truck as he is now working at a local milk factory.

Y/n/Mario/Toad: OOOOOH!

Luigi was humming a tune while driving until he looked at the side mirror to see Toad screaming while he, Y/n and Mario run after the milk truck, freaking out Luigi as they are after the milk inside the milk truck.

Luigi: Wah!

He then pressed on the gas to speed up to get away from them, but they're not gonna be defeated that easily.

Mario/Y/n/Toad: Oh no you don't!

Y/n then grabbed some rope from a stand that is owned by an unnamed and lonely fish person.

Unnamed fish: I am lonely!

Mario: (Tying the rope onto Toad) Toad, stand still and hold on!

Then a red light appeared on a nearby traffic light as Luigi slammed the brakes when he saw the red light as he began freaking out and demanded the light to change so he can get out of here.

Luigi: OH MY GOD! AHHH!

Then Y/n and Mario spun around so fast with Toad screaming as he is thrown to the top of the milk truck.

Mario: Here we go!

Y/n: Gatcha b*tch!

Then the light changed to green as Luigi punched it and sped on out of here with Y/n and Mario holding onto the rope while Luigi is driving the milk truck and Toad screaming in terror before the Comedic Duo was flinged over to the front windshield of the milk truck.

Mario: Hey baby your lookin fine.

Y/n: (Scary Face) GUESS WHO FAT BOY?!

Luigi then screams while driving as he began swerving the milk truck until he crashed, causing all of the milk bottle to break and leaked all over the ground.

Luigi: Oh no... my milk...

Mario: Hey Luigi! Got milk??

Y/n: Yeah, we're really thirsty right now!

Luigi: N-no it's all gone now... What am I going to do? I just got this job... they're going to fire me for sure...

Y/n: I didn't know you had a job as a milkman, Luigi.

Mario: It's ok Luigi! Mario has a plan that'll make this all better!

Luigi: W-what's that?

Y/n: Yeah, Mario. What is it?

Mario: Why don't we go to that factory and take some?

Y/n: That's a really bad idea, Mario.

Luigi: What!? Didn't you hear me?? I just got a job there delivering milk!

Toad: Wait... that's actually not a bad idea...I have a plan.

Y/n: (Sarcastically) Sure, you do, Toad. Can't wait to hear everything about your genius plan. NOT.

Location: The Moo Moo Milk Factory - Downtown Creation City

Then the gang made their way over to the Moo Moo Milk Factory as Toad's plan is to disguise themselves as milkman to grab a crate of the good stuff without drawing any suspicion to any guards or factory workers inside the factory as they hid behind a bush to take a good look at the milk factory before Toad explains the Comedic Duo about his plan to get the milk.

Toad: Ok you two, so you know what to do right?

Mario: Yep! Mario is robbing them, right??

Y/n: Explain us to again on what the plan is again?

Toad: You two are going to go in there as the NEW milkmen and ask for a crate of milk!

Y/n: Is that why you made me dress up in this milkman outfit? Wow. How original.

Mario: So...no guns...?

Then the two of them make their way into the factory with their milkman disguises as they gaze upon the fancy factory equipment that the milk factory is using to make the milk and send them to the local stores in Creation City through the milk trucks.

Y/n/Mario: MILLLLLK!

Then the Comedic Duo approached one of the bottles of milk as they both gazed upon the bottle of milk they've been searching for all day.

Mario: OHH BANANA!

Y/n: This is why we came here. Grab it and let's get out of here before the guards show up.

Mario: Okie-dokie! (Grabs the milk bottle) Come here fishy fishy.

Then suddenly, upon grabbing the bottle of milk, they set off the alarm, alerting the guards that are all walking, talking milk cartons with guns.

Milk Guards: FBI open up drop your weapon, drop your weapon now!

Then the guards aimed their guns at the Comedic Duo

Mario: There goes Mario's boner.

Y/n: Holy cow! The factory is guarded by walking and talking milk cartons?! Oh my!

Luigi: (Looking out the doorway with Toad) Mario! Y/n!

Then suddenly...

Jeeves: What's all the ruckus!?

Then we see the owner of the Moo Moo Milk Factory himself, Jeeves, who came in to see what's going on around in his factory after Mario accidentally set off the alarm.

Y/n: Oh my god. It's Jeeves. I didn't expect him to own his own milk factory.

Mario: Jeeves? It's a-me, Mario and his best bud, Y/n! We're uhh here to get some milk to deliver!!

Y/n: Yeah, what he just said. (Chuckles Nervously)

Jeeves: Ah! Well of course, no milk man of mine will be left out of delicious nutritious milk.

Mario: Wow yippee

Y/n: Oh yeah. That's what I'm talking about!

Then suddenly, we see both Luigi and Toad thrown into the room with the Comedic Duo as the milk carton guards have caught them snooping around the factory.

Y/n: Ah geez. This ain't gonna be pretty.

Milky boi: Boss! We found these guys spying on you outside.

Jeeves: (Angry) What?!

Then the alarm went off again as the gang need to get out of the milk factory pronto!

Mario: Run!!!

Y/n then immediately grabbed the crate with the milk bottles from Jeeves as the gang make a run for the exit.

Y/n: SNATCH AND RUN YO!!!!

Jeeves: MILK THIEVES! CAPTURE THEM!!!

Then the gang started screaming while running as fast they can to get out of the factory before one of the milk guards managed to catch them in the act by running in their way.

Milk Boi: Stop right there!

Mario: OK LUIGI! I CHOOSE YOU!

Mario then kicks Luigi to the milk guards as he managed to knock him out from the impact before Luigi got himself trapped in the milk packaging machine as he started screaming in agonizing pain before coming back out as a Luigi shaped chest.

Y/n: Oh, that is gonna hurt tomorrow!

Then suddenly, Toad gets cornered by the milk guards until he grabs one of the milk bottles and threatens to throw it down to the ground if they don't back off.

Toad: Stay back! Or this baby milk gets it!!!

Then the milk guards looked at each other before Toad started laughing wickedly like an evil villain.

Toad: HAHAHA!

But unfortunately for him, Toad soon got shot in the face by the milk guard, proving that trick doesn't work on them at all.

What an idiot.

Then we cut back to Y/n and Mario, who are currently running as fast as they can until they found themselves stuck on the conveyor belt before a milk guard showed up and aimed his weapon at them.

Y/n: RUN BITCH!!! RUUUUUUUUUN!!!

Mario: Ha ha! YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!

Y/n: (Spots the milk guard and screams) Quick Mario! Get off the treadmill!!!

Mario: Ok!

Then they both jumped off the conveyor belt, but Y/n dropped the milk carton that landed on big button that caused all of the conveyor belts to go haywire, causing the Comedic Duo to get hurled over to the milk container they both crashed into as the impact caused the milk container to tip over and spilled all the factory's milk, thus making Jeeves furious.

Jeeves: Grrr!

Then Jeeves threw them into a van to take them somewhere to get them more milk for the factory as punishment for wasting all of that milk in his entire factory.

Jeeves: Time to show you youngsters what discipline is!

Location: Steve's Farm

After what happened at the factory, the gang are now forced to make more milk at Steve's farm as we see him sitting on a chair playing the banjo before he said hi to the gang.

Steve: Hi guys!

Y/n: Hi Steeeeeeeeeeve.

Mario: (Looks up) Ohh! hmm?

Cows: MOOO!

Y/n: Wow. I didn't know Steve owned a farm with a bunch of cows. Or the fact that he can play the banjo so well.

Mario: Me neither.

Jeeves: You have till nightfall to make back all that milk.. OR ELSE!

He then drove off and the gang have only till nightfall to make all the milk that they all wasted back at the factory until he comes back.

Y/n: Well, looks like we're gonna have to make the milk until nightfall, but I'm pretty sure it's gonna take more than a nightfall to give him a whole milk container of milk.

Luigi: You think?

???: Well. Well. Well. I didn't expect you guys to show up here.

Then the gang looked up to see Farmer Felix (From Playtime with Percy) as he, Steve and even Rowan owns this farm.

Y/n: Oh! Hey Felix. I didn't know you and Steve own this farm.

Felix: I know. I gotta make some money somehow and Jeeves provided this farm for us to make his milk. Speaking of which, why are you guys here?

Y/n: Well, it's a long story, me and Mario wanted to drink some milk, but we ran out of milk. So, we tried going to the store to get some more milk until we had a fight with Toad, chased after Luigi, who is driving a milk truck and we tried stealing some milk in the factory until we 'accidentally' tipped over the entire milk container they worked hard on and now we have to make all of the milk we wasted by nightfall or Jeeves is probably gonna kill us.

Felix: Is that so? Well, I'm pretty sure it's gonna take more than a nightfall to make an entire container of milk that the size of the barn here.

Y/n: That's what I'm saying.

Luigi/Mario: Yeah!

Toad: Screw that guy, I'm getting some milk and leaving.

Felix: Now hold on there, mushroom boy! You can't do that around these parts.

Y/n: Yeah, and I'm pretty sure Steve is not gonna let you get away with all of the milk you can carry.

Mario: I believe Rowan is thinking the exact same thing right now.

Luigi: They're right Toad! You can't do that! You heard Jeeves! We have to do what he says or he's going to be really mad.

Toad: Oh yeah? What's he going to do? Fork us to death? (Grabs ahold of the milk carton) Thanks for the milk, Steve.

But then, just before Toad is about to get out of the farm with the milk he's attempting to steal from, it didn't take too long for Rowan to show up with a shotgun along with Steve as they both aimed their guns at Toad as he is now shocked on how serious these two are right now about Toad stealing that milk carton filled with milk bottles.

Rowan: Don't even think about, mushroom head! Hands off the milk crate or we'll both shoot your head off!

Toad: (Scared) Huh, ok.

He then backed away from the milk crate as Steve went back to playing the banjo and Rowan decided to go back to sleep as he was napping by the side of the barn.

Rowan: Good. Now I better not catch any of you bozos from stealing all of that milk we worked hard on.

Felix: Easy there, tiger. These fellas are here for a good reason. Jeeves forced them to make them an entire container of milk by nightfall or else he's gonna be real mad if they don't do it.

Rowan: Really? How are they gonna make an entire container milk that big as this barn by nightfall. It's going to take at least a couple of days to make all of that milk.

Y/n: Exactly what I just said!

Rowan: Well, if you guys think you can pull it off, then go right ahead. I don't care. I'm going back to sleep.

Then Rowan went back to catch some Zs in his name as Toad is now traumatized by how Steve and Rowan were gonna shoot him if he tries to run off with the milk.

So, it looks like the gang will have to get milk the old-fashioned way.

Luigi: Looks like we're just gonna have to get milk the normal way!

Y/n: Fair enough. Let's get to it, but we better hurry because it won't be long before the sun goes down.

Then the gang went over to the pasture to milk the cows as Luigi comes over to the nearest cow named Bessie as he tries his best to get milk from the cow, he chosen.

Luigi: Hey Bessie, Luigi the farmer is here! Aren't you just the cutest little cow?

Then suddenly, the cow was smitten by Luigi's kindness as we cut over to Mario as he asks the cow for a glass of milk.

Mario: Hello, I'd like to order 1 glass of milk please!

However, the cow just stood and didn't even listen to a word that Mario's saying at all as the cow appears to not be the brightest bulb in the farmer's lightbulb supply.

Mario: Hey Stinky! Are you even listening?

Then Mario slapped the cow right across the face, causing him to throw up....a plate of spaghetti?!?! Mario couldn't believe what he just witnessed from the cow as he suddenly worships the cow like he's some sort of God.

Mario: THIS COW CAN CREATE SPAGHETTI!! (Bows down to the cow) I am not worthy!!!

Steve: (Saw what Mario is doing right now) That boy ain't right.

Then we cut over to Y/n, who approached the cow and brought out a stool and a bucket as he cracked his knuckles to start milking the cow.

Y/n: Well, let's get this over with.

Then Y/n began milking the cow like a pro as the cow is surprised how Y/n is so good at milking that caused the other cows to see what a badass Y/n is at milking the cows as they all lined up to get their next turn.

Y/n: Alright, who's next?

Cows: Me me me me me me me me me!/I'm next! I'm next!

Then we cut over to Toad, who slowly approached the cow with a plunger as he has no idea on how to properly milk a cow like Y/n is doing right now.

Toad: I'm going to milk you so hard.

Then suddenly, the cow police appeared out of nowhere as Toad had just committed a cow related crime. I mean, he is using a toilet plunger to milk a cow.

What an idiot.

Toad: Aw Crap! (Runs away from the cow cop while screaming)

Cow Cop: Why are you running?! Why are you running?!

Then we see Farmer Felix and Steve seeing Toad running away from the cow cops as they both knew what Toad just did that gotten him into some serious trouble due to him not knowing how to properly milk a cow.

Felix: I should've warned him about doing something so stupid like that.

Steve: I know. That boy, ain't right.

Luigi: Take your time Bessie, you did one drop of milk! That's great! I don't want to make you feel pressured.

Then as time went on, nightfall has arrived, and Luigi is still trying to get Bessie to give him some milk as he is starting to get worried its now nighttime.

Luigi: Hehe... ready yet, Bessie? Oh man... I haven't gotten much milk!!! Well, at least the other guys probably have me covered!

Luigi then looked around the pasture to see how the others are doing as he was shocked to see his own brother, Mario worshipping the cow he's supposed to milk and seeing Toad all locked up in a cage after he committed a cow related crime.

Mario: It's the real Mario, praise Jesus!

Police Cow: You should face up to the consequences of your poor decision.

Then Luigi looked at Y/n, who is actually doing a great job milking the cows as a bunch of cows are in a huge line to get properly milked by Y/n's the milk expert.

However, despite Y/n doing an excellent job on getting some milk other than Mario worshipping a cow that makes spaghetti and Toad locked up in jail by the cow police, the gang don't have enough milk to pay back Jeeves.

Luigi: Ok. besides Y/n doing a great job...WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH MILK!?

Then without warning, Jeeves came back to the farm like he promised that he would return to the farm by nightfall.

Jeeves: ALRIGHT, TIMES UP! I better see a full tank of milk!!!

Then he sees Luigi going on a date with Bessie, Mario worshipping the spaghetti making cow, Toad locked up in jail and Y/n doing his job as a bunch of cows that formed a line looked at Jeeves in confusion to why he's here at the farm.

Jeeves is not happy but what he is seeing right now.

Jeeves: Ok, I can see why Y/n is doing such a great job. But...Is this some sort of joke!?

Y/n: Run Luigi! HE CRAZY?!

Luigi then runs away from Jeeves in fear with the snazzy fork man began chasing after Luigi in a fit of rage.

Jeeves: Why are you running, why are you running?

Luigi: (Screams)

Then as Luigi tried to run away, Jeeves eventually caught him, and he is about to give him a spanking.

Jeeves: IT'S TIME FOR MY SIGNATURE SPANKING!

Luigi: NOOOO!!!

Y/n: Oh shit!

Mario: SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING!!!

Bessie: Luigi! Aw hell no!

Then suddenly, Bessie suddenly turned into a full-fledge demon cow, which surprised everyone what they just witnessed as Bessie was actually the leader of the cows as they had enough of Jeeves' shenanigans

Jeeves: Huh?

The Gang: What the hell?

Bessie (Demon Cow): First you milk us to death... and now you hurt people that show us love? We cows have had enough! It's time for an uprising!

Felix: Aw shit! It's happening again, Steve!

Steve: It's the end of days!

Y/n: This is insane! Why is this happening to us?!

Mario: All we wanted is a glass of milk!!! Is that too much to ask!?

Toad: What the f*** is going on here?!

Jeeves knew that he just f***ed up now as he immediately calls out his milk carton henchmen to back him up to defeat the army of vengeful cows.

Jeeves: Uh...some assistance please!

Then they came by and armed with guns as they are here to help out their boss to take down the army of cows as they are about to fire bullets at each other like they're all in some kind of war or something.

Steve: (To Farmer Felix) Get the truck and grab as much milk as you can. We're getting out of here with our friends.

Felix: Good idea. I better get going before this gets too intense.

Then as Felix ran off to get the milk and put it in his truck, Steve then started playing rock music with his banjo as the cows and milk cartons began firing their weapons at each other.

Milk Guards: Die Die Die!

One cow: LAUNCH THE CANONS!!!

Rowan: (Snoring before waking up) Huh? What's going on here?! What did I miss?! (Sees the chaos around the farm) Oh hell nah! I'm outta here!

Luigi: Oh My God! AHH!

Mario: Hey bro, I don't know if this is a good time, but I think we should get out of here before we all die!

Y/n: I agree with Mario! We gotta get out of here!

Felix: Hey fellas! Get to the truck! We're getting the hell out of here!

Steve: Yeah, c'mon! We got plenty of milk in the truck! Let's go!

Y/n/Mario/Luigi: Ok!

Y/n then kicks Toad out of the cage before they all ran over to the back of the truck as Rowan is trying to get the hunk of junk started to the gang out of here.

Rowan: C'mon ya hunk of junk! WORK!!!

Toad: (Sees coming after them) Oh...shit....

Jeeves: Kids gon' die tonight!

Then just before Jeeves could get to them, Bessy knocks out Jeeves as he is sent into the night sky.

Announcer: K.O.!

Then after a few tries, Rowan managed to get the truck up and running as the gang are gonna get out of the farm with all the milk that will last them for a good while.

Rowan: AHA! Got it working!

Felix: Step on it, Rowan! Get us out of here!

Rowan: You don't need to tell me twice!

Then with that, Rowan punched the gas pedal as the gang are making their escape with the milk, they all managed to snatch away with as Luigi looked back at Bessie as she managed to get the gang out of this situation.

Luigi: B-Bessie?

Bessie: (Changes back to her normal form and waves goodbye to Luigi) Bye!

Luigi: (Waves back to her) Ok, Bye bye.

Steve then looked back at the farm that is now engulfed in flames that was caused by the cows and the milk carton men.

Steve: War, war never changes.

Y/n: You can say that again, buddy.

Timeskip: 12:00 Midnight

After a long trip back to Mario's house, the gang managed to make it all the way back home with all of the milk they were trying to get all day as they all had one heck of an adventure just to get some milk, but it was all worth it in the end as the gang sat on the couch after all the trouble they went through.

Mario: So, who's up for some yummy milk?

Y/n: I am!

Felix/Steve/Rowan: Yeah!

Luigi and Toad starts crying after that traumatic experience they all went through today.

Luigi: (Screams) Oh, f***!! Ahh! Ahh!

Toad: (Sobs)

Steve: That boy ain't right.

END OF EPISODE 04

TO BE CONTINUED IN EPISODE 05