Location: ???

No POV

Song Play - Sugar Sugar - The Archies

Y/n/Mario: (Singing) Sugar~ Do do do do do do do! Ah honey honey! Do do do do do do do! You are my candy gi--

Location: Somewhere in the Dry Bones Desert

No POV

As we start of this chapter of Season 4, we see Y/n, Mario and Tails Doll sleeping in a two-person go-kart with a kiddie seat for Tails Doll while dreaming dancing around with walking and talking candy, ice cream and spaghetti with Homer Simpsons dancing along with them, until something blue was passing right through, crashing through the kart and the three of them woke up from the impact.

Mario: YOU DARE RUIN OUR ALONE TIME?!

Y/n: YOU MUST DIE!!!!

Tails Doll: GET THAT VARMIT!!!

Then they raced after the mysterious blue colored speed demon with their kart, but it appeared to be very fast and they're gonna need an extra speed boost to catch up to it.

Mario: LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GONNA NEED A BOOST!

Y/n: THEN GRAB THAT ITEM BLOCK AND LET'S GET THAT BLUE DEVIL!!!

Tails Doll: DEATH TO THE BLUE DEVIL!!!!

Mario then grabs an item block on the road and summons a fighter jet as they board on it and chase after the mysterious figure until it enters a cave. Then they crashed the jet right in front the cave and observes the cave to see that the Blue Devil was living in this cave for quite a long time. They see a bunch of used red running shoes, some crates, a bounce pad, a green couch with a submarine sandwich and a chocolate bar and a ball pit until the three of them noticed the so-called Blue Devil turn out to be none other than Sonic the Hedgehog.

Sonic: Uh, meow?

Tails Doll: (GASPS IN SHOCK) SONIC!

Then suddenly, Tails Doll threw himself over to Sonic as he seems to be happy to see the one and only Sonic the Hedgehog himself.

Tails Doll: SONIC ADVENTURE 2! SONIC ADVENTURE 2!

Sonic: What the hell was that for?! And what's up with this doll?!

Y/n: Sorry about that, Tails Doll is a huge Sonic the Hedgehog fan, and it looks like he is excited to meet you in person!

Tails Doll: SONIC ADVENTURE 2! SONIC ADVENTURE 2!

Sonic: I can see why.

Mario: BLUE DEVIL!!! YOU DISTURBED MY SEXY SPAGHETTI DREAM AND Y/N'S CANDYLAND DREAM!!!

Y/n: YEAH! WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA, SONIC?!

Sonic: BRO, I WAS RUNNING AWAY FROM SOMETHING!

Y/n: Running away? From what?

Then without warning, Mario and Sonic started fighting each other, which made Y/n and Tails Doll face palm from their pathetic fight until a tank enters Sonic's lair.

Swagmaster69696969696: WAKEY WAKEY CHEESE AND BAKEY!

Y/n: Oh great! Not these jerks again! Haven't you done enough messing with us already?!

Mario: Yeah! Our pingas aren't stuck in doors anymore! You guys don't need to be here!

Y/n: Yeah, so get lost!!!

Swagmaster69696969696: Oh, is that Y/n and Mario? Hiya, Y/n and Mario!

Y/n/Mario: (Flips at Swag) FUCK YOU!!!!

Chris Gordman: Hey you two, don't worry. We're not here for you this time. We're here for that blue cat.

Y/n: He's a hedgehog! Not a cat!

Chris: Whatever.

Swagmaster69696969696: Yeah, if you could move a little to the side, so you don't get blown up, that'd be dandy.

Y/n/Mario: No Wait!!

Swagmaster immediately fires at the Comedic Duo until Tails Doll summoned a giant cork in the tank, causing it to blow up.

Swagmaster: NO! YOU STUPID DOLL! YOU RUINED MY PRECIOUS TANK!

Tails Doll: Deal with it, bruh!

Chris Gordman: Uhh...Where's Sonic?

Then after they tried to attack Sonic, he was nowhere to be found.

Swagmaster69696969696: Crap, where'd he go?!

Sonic: Lookin' for me fellas?

Then Swagmaster and Chris turned their backs seeing Sonic right behind them as he is much faster than expected.

Sonic: Better luck next time, I guess.

Sonic takes out Chris and Swag with a spin-dash attack, knocking them out for a brief moment.

Y/n: Wow! He's really fast!

Mario: No kidding, those two didn't even stand a chance!

Sonic grabs both Y/n and Mario as they all escape out of the cave with Tails Doll follwing behind them.

Tails Doll: SONIC ADVENTURE 2! SONIC ADVENTURE 2! WHOOOO! WHOOOOOOOO!

Swagmaster69696969696: Dammit! We need to get that blue enchilada!

Chris Gordman: Echidna...

Swagmaster69696969696: Eskimo!

Y/n/Tails Doll: HEDGEHOG!!!

Swag/Chris: Whatever!

Then as they began running away from the military that is targeting Sonic, they went to someplace where they won't find them for Sonic to explain why the military is after them.

Mario: Say, Sonic. Why is the military after you?

Y/n: Yeah. I think it might be a major problem for the army to chase after you like that to live in a cave.

Sonic: Oh, I might have caused a teensie issue..

Y/n/Mario: Which is...

-Flashback to Sonic's Problem-

We cut back to a flashback to see Sonic in his cave hideout and decided to go for a walk today.

Sonic: I think I'm going to go for a walk.

He then runs around the world at supersonic speed, causing a massive blackout on the entire planet, which explains why Sonic is wanted by the military.

-End of Flashback-

Y/n: So that's why you're wanted by the military. That explains a lot.

Mario: Noice... And where are we going now?

Sonic: We need to lay low for a while. So, we're gonna hide at a place no one goes to.

Y/n: I got an idea! You can stay at my house. It's built to block off all contact on anything that can spy on us. Like that time that military accused us of being Chinese over an I Spy book and eating Panda Express and how they think my house is a foreign country and they nuked the entire neighborhood, but our house.

Mario: Yeah, they're just as bad as Swag and Chris but 10 times worse than both of them put together!

Sonic: Wow! Sounds like you two had to deal with a lot of danger there.

Y/n: So, you want to stay at my place or what?

Sonic: Sure, why not. I got nothing better to do and I need to place to hide from the military anyway.

Tails Doll: YAY! SONIC ADVENTURE 2! SONIC ADVENTURE 2!

Mario: Gee, I never thought I'd seen Tails Doll to act so excited to finally meet Sonic.

Y/n: Yeah, but the way he acts so happy and excited to meet his hero makes me and my heart smile.

Sonic: So, you guys wanna go rent a movie or something while we hide from the military?

Y/n/Mario/Tails Doll: Sure!

So then, they took Mario's kart to head over to a local Blockbuster that is still open in Downtown Creation City, but as they left the area, they didn't even notice a certain black and red colored hedgehog with a gun was watching them head their way to Blockbuster as the hedgehog called the military through a walkie-talkie to let them know that they found the target.

???: General. I found the blue hedgehog and he's going with a man with a mustache and a red hat along with a cool kid and a demon fox doll. Permission to hunt them down.

General: (Through Walkie-Talkie) Permission granted but keep them alive and don't let Swag and Chris get to them first. The rest of the troops are still in incredible pain after the door in the groin incident from those aliens that Swag caused them to start an alien invasion in the first place.

???: Very well then. I shall hunt them down and bring them to justice.

General: Roger that. Good Luck, Agent Shadow. Over and out.

Shadow: I'm coming for you, Hedgehog.

Location: Blockbuster - Downtown Creation City

After making a trip to a local Blockbuster (One of the only Blockbusters left in the world that is still open to the public) while hiding from the military that is on the lookout for Sonic, the gang entered the store to rent a few movies before they head back to Y/n's house to hide Sonic from the military until they can find a way to clear his name from ever getting hunted down by the armed forces.

Mario: Ooooo they have Chef (2014) on Betamax here!

Y/n: Hey! They got the Postal Dude movie on DVD! The guy who played as the Postal Dude also played as Scut Farkus from a Christmas Story?

Mario: Chris Pratt?

Y/n: No! Zack Ward!

Mario: Oh, that makes more sense. Let's get that movie!

Y/n: Ok then!

Then as the gang started searching all over the store to find some movies to rent for tonight, we cut over to the checkout counter to see Dr. Eggman working at Blockbuster as a cashier as he seems to be retired from villiany to work at a part-time job.

Dr. Eggman: That'll be $10 please...

Then we see a baby hands over a $10 bill, Eggman sternly observes the money and hands over the game the baby wanted to buy as the baby reaches out for the game, right until Swag pushes the baby aside him and Chris.

Swagmaster69696969696: Outta the way! Also, your taste in games suck ass.

Chris Gordman: Dr. Eggman, we have strict orders from the president to catch Sonic the Hedgehog and we've been told we could get your help.

Uh oh. Looks like Swag and Chris are planning to hire Dr. Eggman to help them capture Sonic the Hedgehog by order from the President of the United Sates.

Unfortunately for them, Eggman doesn't want to go back to villainy due to the many responsibilities that he had to do as an adult like how he managed to get a job at Blockbuster as a cashier due through manual labor.

Dr. Eggman: Sorry guys. I don't have the time anymore. The burdens and responsibilities of adult life have bound me to manual labor.

Swagmaster69696969696: What?

Dr. Eggman: I'm poor as hell is what I'm saying...

Then Chris is about to tell him that the government will pay him if he captures Sonic the Hedgehog that is about to change the doctor's mind about taking the job from the president.

Chris Gordman: The Government will pay you.

Dr. Eggman: How much we talking?

Swagmaster69696969696: One Bajillion dollars.

Dr. Eggman: (Paused for a moment) ...Excuse me for a sec.

Then we see Eggman going around the back and celebrates of doing this kind of job for one bajillion dollars before cutting over to the gang looking at the many video games and movies on the shelves.

Mario: Ooooooh.

Y/n: Fascinating.

Tails Doll: Amazing.

They are looking at a copy of the Postal Dude Movie with Zack Ward as the Postal Dude before Sonic overhears the music playing in the background.

Sonic: Where's that music coming from?

Y/n: Hmmm....(Hears the music in the background) Yeah, he's right. Why am I hearing Terraria music just now?

They then decided to see what's behind the other side of the aisle they're in to see who's making that music from Terraria as Dr. Eggman finishing his celebration and goes back to the counter.

Y/n: I think something bad is about to happen.

Mario: No shit, sherlock.

Dr. Eggman: OK, I accept your offer!

Chris Gordman: Good. You'll be paid after you capture the hedgehog. Now get to work!

Dr. Eggman: Oh Boy, Oh Boy. HIS ASS IS GRASS!

Sonic: Oh No, Eggman AND the military? There's no way I can escape that!

Y/n: And of course, Chris and Swag are both involved in this.

Tails Doll: Yeah, I hate those guys!

Mario: Guys, all we need is for the military to hate Sonic's ass.

Sonic: And how do you suppose we do that?

Mario: Don't worry, Mario has a big brain idea.

Y/n: Well, if it's enough to stop them and Eggman, then let's all hope this plan will work. Let's get our movies through the self-checkout and get back home quick before that Egghead and those two boneheads find us.

Mario/Sonic: Righto!

Tails Doll: Okie-Dokie.

Then they grabbed the movies that they wanted to rent out and went through the self-checkout before Tails Doll used his ruby to teleport them back home, unaware that they're being followed by the same hedgehog, Shadow that is enraged that Swag and Chris have hired Eggman to capture Sonic.

Shadow: (Growls) Great. This ain't good. Those two Knuckleheads hired Eggman to capture Sonic. I better keep a close eye on that cool kid and his mustached friend of his at all costs.

Timeskip: THE NEXT DAY

Location: Creation City Community Mall - Downtown Creation City

(Toilet flushes)

As the next day rolled by at the Creation City Community Mall, we see Swag exiting the bathroom to get back to work to find Sonic as he started singing an off-putting song with some really crappy lyrics to go with it.

Swagmaster69696969696: Yo Mofos, I'm here with a song, now sit-down cause this'll be pretty long. I just took a crap, and it was pretty lit. Nothing feels better than taking a s**t. Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

Then at a local Starbucks, we see Steve looking up some Minecraft Crafting recipes such as learning how to craft naked ladies, which is actually pretty easy for him to craft.

Steve: How to Craft naked girl... that's really easy.

Then we see Y/n and Mario rising up from the table that Steve is sitting at as they're both about to go with Mario's plan to distract Swag.

Mario: HEY STINKY! YOU S U C K!

It didn't work at all as Swag didn't hear Mario's insult.

Y/n: Hmmm...it didn't work. Let me try. (Inhales) HEY BONEHEAD!!! YOU'RE UGLY!!!

Still nothing.

Mario: Hmmm...Maybe we need to make it more personal.

Y/n: Good idea.

Mario: MY, PENIS, IS, BIGGER, THAN, YOURS!

Y/n: AND! I! BANGED! YOUR! MOTHER! L+RATIO!

Mario: (Snorts) Good one, bro!

That actually got Swag's attention as he charged at Steve and pinned him to the wall as he thought that Steve said all of those things to him.

Swagmaster69696969696: WHAT THE HELL YOU SAY TO ME?!!

Steve: Why you have to be mad?

Swagmaster69696969696: I'll have you know I was called "Big dicc boi" in high school and all the dudes respected me. If you want challenge that fact, go right ahead bro. I'll slap U-

[Smack]

As a form of retaliation, Steve kicked Swag so hard that it hit Sonic wearing a wig in the process.

Swagmaster69696969696: (Squidward scream) Yo watch where your'e standing you stupid-...

Then suddenly, Swag actually fell in love with the poorly disguised Sonic as some sort of romance song started playing in the background.

Sonic: Uh... heheh...

Mario: Yes! He fell right into trap!

Y/n: Are you sure this would work, Mario?

Mario: Of course, bro. This will definitely work out.

Y/n: But what if Swag finds out that he's dating Sonic wearing a wig.

Mario: Uh....that's the thing, Y/n. Sonic is actually....uh....uhhhhhhh....

Y/n: Sonic is what Mario?

Mario: I don't think you wanna know after what Sonic told me when he agreed to dress up like a woman.

Y/n: Say what?

Mario: Nevermind. Just stick with the plan.

Y/n: Whatever.

Swagmaster69696969696: Oh uh, Sorry ma'am. I wasn't looking where I was going.

Sonic: Uh... it's fine. I don't think you broke anythi-

Swagmaster69696969696: YOU GOT A FAT ASS!

Sonic: What?

Swagmaster69696969696: What?... Uh ma'am. Do you want to get a coffee... or something?

Sonic: (Shivering)

Mario: Okeli-dokeli...

Y/n: Come on, Sonic... Make with the romance...

Sonic: (Long sigh) Ughh... sure.

Swagmaster69696969696: BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEE...

Y/n: This should be interesting.

Mario: Yeah, I guess maybe this plan worked out a little too well. Hmm....I wonder how Tails Doll is doing right now.

Y/n: Not to worry, Mario. Tails Doll is keeping an eye out on Dr. Egghead to make sure that he doesn't find Sonic, but if he is getting closer to him, he'll let us know.

Mario: Ah, I see.

Then as Y/n and Mario are tasked in keeping an eye out on Sonic and Swag, Shadow was hiding at a local stand as he clenched his fist in anger seeing Swag about to go on a date with Sonic as his urge to kill rises up to near maximum levels of hatred and murder.

Meanwhile with Dr. Eggman.

Location: Sonic's Hideout - Dry Bones Desert

As the Comedic Duo are busying keeping an eye on Swag and Sonic, we see Eggman arriving at Sonic's hideout in his Robot mech suit to capture the Blue Blur and bring him back to the military, but unfortunately for him, Sonic was already long gone after Y/n, Mario, and Tails Doll found him first before he could.

Dr. Eggman: (Manic Laughter) Let's see what you can do against THIS-

[Cricket chirping]

Dr. Eggman was shocked to see Sonic not at his hideout as he began searching around the area, looking for Sonic like he's on some sort of wild goose chase, not even noticing that Tails Doll was following him to make sure that in case he's just this close to finding Sonic, he will let his father and uncle know that Eggman is coming to get Sonic.

Dr. Eggman: (Searching around for Sonic) Sonic? Sonic? SOOOOOONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC! SOOOOOONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC!

Then after searching everywhere in the entire world for Sonic, he is starting to get frustrated that he couldn't be able to find Sonic at this rate.

Dr. Eggman: Where the hell is he!?

Then Dr. Eggman heard a loud crash as he looked to see Swag telling his story about his adventure with the aliens that attacked Swag and the army with doors (From the Episode Y/n and Mario Gets Their Pingas Stuck in a Door) and said about saving the Mushroom Kingdom which is a total lie since he was the one who made the aliens start an invasion as he kicked them into the water at the docks while eating ice cream.

Swagmaster69696969696: ...And then aliens attacked my penis with a DOOR!!! But I shot their ships down and the saved the kingdom!!!!

Sonic: Uh....

Swagmaster69696969696: Y'know... I feel like there's a connection between us bby...

Sonic: (Screams of disapproval as earrape fades in)

Then without warning, Eggman tackles Sonic as he can see through his disguise, prompting Tails Doll to contact his father that Eggman has capture Sonic as we cut over to Y/n and Mario looking at some funny videos on his phone when he got the alarm from Tails Doll that Eggman is here and Sonic needs to be rescued immediately.

Y/n: Oh shit! Sonic's in trouble! Let's go!

Mario: Yeah Gotcha!

Then after Eggman successfully captured Sonic, he then aimed his laser gun at the Blur Blur.

Dr. Eggman: (Laughter) GOTCHA BITCH!

But then suddenly, a laser dot landed on Eggman, confusing him for a brief moment.

Dr. Eggman: d a f # # k i s t h a t ?

Then he got shot by Swag that is armed with a rocket launcher as he protected Sonic from Eggman as he is just too stupid to realize that so-called pretty lady is just Sonic wearing a wig.

Swagmaster69696969696: Bro, hands off my girl. err... I mean innocent lady.

Dr. Eggman: B-But Swag! That's Sonic! The enemy that we're trying to capture!

Swag took a brief moment to look at Sonic wearing a wig before he started singing about Eggman lying about the lady that he sees is not Sonic, showing just how brainless he really is.

In all honesty, he's just as stupid as Mario in my opinion.

Swagmaster69696969696: ♪Why da f*** you lyin'? why you always lyin'? mmmmmmmm... oohh mmyyy goooooddddd... STOP F***IN' LYIN'♪

Then Swag kicked Eggman out of the mall

Swagmaster69696969696: Keep ur hands off her. Mkay?

Y/n, Mario and Tails Doll are completely shocked and dumbfounded that Swag is the only person who only sees as a woman instead of the same hedgehog the military is after.

Mario: Is that guy serious?!

Y/n: I know right? He's the only one who sees Sonic as a woman and not in a disguise.

Tails Doll: He's so stupid!

Even though that Swag kicked him out, the evil doctor is not going to be defeat that easily as he is determined to expose Sonic from his disguise no matter what it takes.

Dr. Eggman: RRGH! Look like I have no choice but EXPOSE THAT IT'S SONIC! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...

Mario: OHHHHHH HELL NAW!

Y/n: Ain't no way we're gonna let him expose Sonic from his disguise on our watch. We got to stop him before it's too late!

Tails Doll: Time to take out the trash!

So then, the gang decided to follow them to wherever they go and keep Dr. Eggman from getting to Sonic, not to mention that Shadow is also following them as well as we see Sonic and Swag riding on boat in a lake and pretended that they're in France, which Swag made it even more cringe-worthy and disturbing to say the least.

Swagmaster69696969696: Swagmaster. (French accent) Swagmaster. Hue hue hue, pls let me put my baguette in ur croissant.

Sonic: I want to die.

Then we see Y/n, Mario and Tails Doll rise up from the lake in Scuba Gear to avoid getting caught by Sonic and Swag until they spotted Eggman on a bridge with a fishing pole as he plans to use the fishing pole to get the wig off of Sonic.

Dr. Eggman: HEE HEE HEEHEEHEE. Go go go!

Mario: (Joseph Joestar voice) OHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Y/n: OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!

Tails Doll: (Daffy Duck Voice) Oh no you don't!

Tails Doll then used his ruby to move the boat away from the fishing line, which shocked Eggman that it didn't work as he tried it again and again till Sonic got dizzy from the moving back and forth so fast.

Dr. Eggman: OH HELL NOOOOOOOOOOAOAOOOOHWAAAAAAAAA...

Swagmaster69696969696: You enjoying the ride bb?

Sonic: (Dizzy as F##k)

Swagmaster69696969696: Oh, you're enjoying it so much you're throwing up. That makes so happy.

Sonic: (Vomits)

Mario: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH...

Y/n: Why I oughta...

Tails Doll: (Demonic Voice) Urge to kill Rising....

Dr. Eggman: Oh, what are you gonna do now big boi?

Then suddenly, Eggman got shot in the nuts by a sniper in the woods that shocked the trio of whoever shot that bullet as Dr. Eggman stumbled back in pain before he tripped over the bridge and fell into the lake.

Y/n: What the hell is that?

Mario: I don't even know.

Then we cut over to the edge of the woods to see Shadow holding the sniper rifle as he did the trio a favor in stopping Eggman momentarily.

Shadow: If anyone's gonna capture that hedgehog, it's gonna be me.

After Eggman fell into the lake, he soon got surrounded by a bunch of sharks with Mario heads as they are all gonna attack Eggman because they want to.

Mario Sharks: (Imitating Jaws theme in Peter Griffin Voice) I'm half shark and half Mario. Don't come near me. I will eat you. (Imitating Jaws theme)

Eggman: Mother....

Y/n: Well...that was idiotic.

Location: The Filmstrip Movie Theater

As we cut over to the Filmstrip Movie Theater, we see Sonic and Swag watching a movie together like couple usually goes to as the movie shows a commercial for Jones BBQ and Foot Massage.

Movie Screen: And now a word from our sponsors... Jones BBQ & Foot Massage, Jones BBQ & Foot Massage!

Then suddenly, Eggman sneaks up behind them from the seats behind them

Dr. Eggman: Hehehe...

Bob-omb: MAH MAIN GOAL IS TAH BLOW UP!!!

Then the trio saw what Eggman is planning as they went away for a moment to get rid of the bomb as Sonic and Swag are about to grab some popcorn from the bucket, their hands are touching, which triggered Sonic's anger before Tails Doll quickly snatched the popcorn bucket at full speed.

Tails Doll: SNATCH AND RUN YO!!!

Swag: Wow people can be so rude.

Eggman: (Growls) Dang it!

Then Tails Doll quickly placed the bomb on Eggman's lap, and it blew up and to make matters worse, the guards kicked him out of the theater for bring a bomb in the theater and not buying a ticket to the movie. However, Shadow managed to pay the guards to kick Eggman out with a fat stack of cash before moving onto the next scene at a local park.

Location: The Local Park - Uptown Creation City

As we cut over to the park to see Sonic pushing Swag on the swings, we see Eggman in a van as he is spying on Sonic and Swag until Y/n, Mario and Tails Doll brought out some spray paint and wrote "FREE CANDY" on the side of the van to make it look suspicious to ride in a van that says "FREE CANDY" on it as the trio made a run for it before Officer Guy and Officer Monitor showed up in their police car after they saw the van that says "FREE CANDY" on it.

Then Officer Monitor and Officer Guy popped up to the window to confront Eggman for riding a van that says "FREE CANDY" on it.

Officer Monitor: Excuse me sir? You are reaching illegal levels that no one should ever go, my friend.

Brooklyn Guy: That's right, you sick freak. Step out of the van and put your hands behind your back! You're under arrest!

Eggman: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, COPPERS!

Then Eggman tried to escape from the cops, only to find out that his tires were taken away by Shadow as he used his speed to get rid of them to prevent him from escaping.

Eggman: Ah shit!

Then Eggman got himself arrested by the cops as Y/n, Mario and Tails Doll started laughing at Eggman for his misfortune while Sonic continued pushing Swag on the swings as we move on to the last date at a local Pizzeria called, Peppino's Pizzeria.

Y/n: Ok, this should be the last date, Sonic. After this date, we will make sure that Swag will never remember all of this with this memory wipe dart to forget all about this ever happening.

Mario: I know you don't like him, Sonic, but I promise this is the last one. Just go in there and do you're thing.

Tails Doll: You can do it, Sonic! We believe in you!

Sonic: Yeah yeah, ask him to tell the military to stop hunting me!

Y/n: That's the spirit, my good friend.

Mario: Yeah, now go in there and show this guy who's boss! Also, save us some food for us too, buddy.

Tails Doll: SONIC ADVENTURE 2! SONIC ADVENTURE 2!

Sonic: Uh....does he always say that every time I appear?

Y/n: Nah, it's just his way of supporting you since he is a big fan of you.

Sonic: Oh ok. That makes sense.

So, Sonic went inside the restaurant as the trio wished them luck, but as the Blue Blur went inside to meet up with Swag, Eggman lurked behind the side of a building to see Y/n, Mario and Tails Doll in front of the restaurant as he is not gonna be fooled by the trio this time.

Eggman: You're not getting away this time...

Then as Eggman sneaked into the restaurant to follow the trio inside the Pizzeria to finally catch Sonic so he can get paid by the government, Shadow wasn't too far behind from them as he is going to put an end to this once and for all.

Shadow: Time to stop this foolish nonsense once and for all.

Inside the Pizzeria...

Sonic: Uh Swag...so there's something I need to ask of you.

Then Swag started to think about what Sonic is about to say to him as he believes that he is going to pop the question to him.

Swag: (Thinking) Come on Swag, this is it. You've been working so hard to get to this point. Now it's time to ask her to be your girlfriend.

DATNG START!!!

Then suddenly, this part of this chapter is now become a realy short Dating Sim game as Swag has four choices to pick to say to Sonic.

Which are:

1. buying gf

2. nice ass

3. Pls give me the succ

4. godammit chris

And he chooses number 3.

Yuck.

Swag: pls give me the succ.

Sonic: What?!

AYO WHAT?! PERVERT ALERT EVERYONE!!!

+5 Friendship

Swag: Swag, you smooth mofo.

Then we see the trio looking over through the kitchen entrance to see how the date is going, and Y/n can tell that Sonic is getting really uncomfortable after Swag asked him to give him the succ. Then we Shadow at one of the tables near Swag and Sonic's drinking some coffee as is watching the whole thing as he is about to give Swag the worst amount of pain, he's going to receive from the Ultimate Lifeform.

Y/n: Are you sure Sonic can handle this situation? He looks very uncomfortable right now.

Mario: Oh yeah, Y/n! We got this in the bag!

Then suddenly, the trio suddenly got grabbed by Eggman that snuck into the kitchen and brought them over to him and he is not happy at all as he is not gonna be stop by the trio that easily.

Eggman: Not anymore, Motherf***as!!

Y/n: Ah shit!

Mario: Piss!

Tails Doll: Uh-oh!

Then Eggman threw them into the kitchen fridge and locked it up tight with so many locks to keep them from escaping.

Eggman: (Laughing Evilly)

Red Teletubby: (Saw what Eggman did) Hey what the F***?

Eggman then turn to the Teletubby and shot him in the face, catching Shadow's attention of the sound of gunshot as he quickly went over to the kitchen to see what's going on in there while Swag and Sonic continue on with their date.

Swag: lemme smash.

Sonic: Look Swag. I really need to talk about someth-

Swag: (Repeats) lemme smash.

Sonic: (Groans) I'm going to the bathroom...

So then, Sonic went into the bathroom, leaving Swag alone at the table.

Swag: She likes me.

As we see Sonic in the bathroom, he tries his best to calm down and man up so he can ask Swag to call off the troops of the army and get out with Y/n, Mario and Tails Doll.

Sonic: UGH....YOU CAN DO THIS SONIC! JUST ASK HIM AND GET OUT!!! (Tries to think of a way) (Sighs) What would Tails or that doll of him say in a time like this?

Flashback Tails: I have brain damage.

Flashback Tails Doll: SONIC ADVENTURE 2! SONIC ADVENTURE 2!

Then suddenly, Sonic got the confidence to ask Swag to leave him alone and get his name cleared once and for all.

Sonic: YES! I SHOULDN'T GIVE UP! Thanks Tails and uh....Tails Doll? Yeah! Thank you as well, Tails Doll!

Then as Sonic is about to leave the bathroom, Eggman was already standing at the bathroom entrance and he done playing around.

Eggman: I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!

Sonic: Oh no.

Eggman: AND THEN KILL YOU AGAIN!!!

Sonic: (Womanly Scream)

Then Eggman pins Sonic to the bathroom wall as he is about to punch the hedgehog's lights out.

Eggman: (Laughing Maniacally) HAHAHA! YOU'RE FINISHED, SONIC!

Then without warning, Eggman got kicked in the face by Shadow, causing him to let go of Sonic as he fell to the floor and Eggman hit his head to the wall.

Sonic: What the?! Shadow?!

Shadow: Long time no see....Hedgehog.

Eggman: Grrr....Damn it, Shadow! How did you find me so easily?!

Shadow: I've been following you, Sonic and those three guys that lead me right where I want you and by order of the president, you're fired from your position to capture Sonic and you're under arrest!

Eggman: (Growls) Damn you hedgehog!

(ROARS!)

Then the three of them heard a loud roar as we see Mario, Y/n and Tails Doll burst into the bathroom into their demonic forms (Mario as MX, Y/n in an Indie Cross Nightmare form and Tails Doll in his true demon form) as they all managed to break free from the locks on the fridge if it weren't for shadow help them get out and stop Eggman.

MX Mario: (Shrek Roar)

Eggman: (Screams in Terror) PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!!! I'M A VIRGIN!

MX Mario: YOU PICK THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL!!!

Y/n: I'M GONNA CRACK YOUR HEAD LIKE AN EGG!!!

Tails Doll: (Demonic Voice) I'M GONNA DRINK YOUR BLOOD FROM YOUR SKULL AND FEAST ON YOUR FLESH!

Everyone just stood there for a moment before resuming beating the crap out of Eggman as they cracked their knuckles before bringing out the absolute pain on Eggman.

Eggman: (Screaming in Pain)

Then after 15 minutes of getting beaten up to a bloody pulp, he was thrown out of the bathroom and back into the dining area as he is defeated by the SMG5 crew.

Y/n: Looks like you've scrambled, Egghead!

Mario/Tails Doll: (Laughing)

Shadow: I don't get it.

Sonic: Hah! Now if you excuse me, I've got an important date-

Then without warning, Eggman knocked off Sonic's wig off, thus exposing him of his disguise.

Y/n: Well shit.

Swag: "!" Sonic?!

Eggman: (Laughing Evilly)

Y/n: Oh, we're busted now, guys.

Mario: Ah piss!

Sonic: This ain't good guys.

Tails Doll: Uh-oh, SpaghettiOs's!

Eggman: (Points to Sonic) HAH! YA SEE, IT'S SONIC! I'VE BEEN TELLING YOU, SWAG!!! COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT!

Swag: So what?

(Record scratch)

Y/n/Mario/Tails Doll/Sonic: Huh?

Swag: Bro, it doens't matter. It's not about what's on the outside...But what's on the inside...you feel me dawg?

Mario: What are you gay?!

Y/n: Oh, give me a break.

Shadow: I think I'm gonna hurl from his sappy speech.

Tails Doll: Same here.

Swag: And if I say no homo it's fine. No homo.

Mario: Why are you gay?!

Eggman: B-BUT I CAUGHT SONIC!!!!

Swag: Yeah well, the military doesn't want Sonic anymore. He's my waifu. No homo

Shadow: No he's not!

Everyone: Huh?

Shadow: You don't get to decide Sonic to your waifu...because....(Sighs) we're a couple...no homo.

Y/n/Tails Doll/Mario: (Gasps in shock)

Everyone: (Gasps in shock)

Eggman: (Confused) Say what now?

Sonic: It's true...I'm gay and so it's shadow. No homo and the reason why are simple....We just can't take any more of Amy and Rouge constantly bothering us all the time. They're both obsessed with us and that's why we're together. Come on, Shadow. Let's get out of here.

Shadow: I'm way ahead of you, hedgehog.

Sonic: (To Y/n, Mario and Tails Doll) Thanks for the help, guys. I'll see you back at home.

Y/n: Ok then. Don't get too crazy.

So then, the two hedgehogs speed their way out of the restaurant, leaving the trio to deal with Eggman, who is completely confused to what just happened as Y/n, Mario and Tails Doll are gonna teach Eggman a lesson for his misdeeds.

Y/n: I think it's time we teach you a lesson, Egghead!

Mario: Yeah, prepare yourself. Y/n and Mario are about to do some very illegal to you.

Eggman: You boys don't scare me. What are you gonna do? Shit on me?

Y/n: Ew no!

Mario: Tails Doll is going to maul you like you're a juicy tender, steak.

Eggman: Wait what?!

Then suddenly, Tails Doll transformed into his demon form as he growled at Eggman with his eyes glowing blood red as he is about to tear Eggman apart.

Eggman: Ugh....(Brings out a squeaky toy) Do you like squeaky toys?

Then without warning, Tails Doll started ripping Eggman to shreds as a ton of blood is splattering all over the walls with Eggman screaming in agonizing pain right now as everyone in the pizzeria is watching the action as if was part of some sort of entertainment to him.

And with the military not wanting Sonic any longer thanks to Shadow, the two of them speed their way to a local chilidog stand as a date while Swag is now heartbroken after Sonic dumped him for Shadow after all of the things they spent together was all for nothing.

Swag: God...I have a question....WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!

END OF EPISODE 2

TO BE CONTINUED IN EPISODE 3