Location: Mario's House - The Mushroom Kingdom

No POV

It was another beautiful day here at the mushroom kingdom as we see Mario walking into his home while humming the Super Mario Bros overworld theme song.

But as soon as he entered his home, he slams the door shut, only to feel a jolt of agonizing pain right at his pingas as it got stuck in the door frame. 

Mario: (Screams) (Door's stuck! Door's STUCK!) AH! MY PINGAS!

He tries to free himself from the door frame, but to no avail, he's still stuck in the door frame with his PINGAS trapped within that door frame.

Mario: Crap! It's jammed. OK, OK, breathe, Mario, you can get out of this.

Then Mario frantically searches for items to unjam himself from the door. He reaches into a nearby drawer and pulls out a BlockBuster card (Which doesn't work anymore), a hammer (Still nothing), and a knife, which made Mario think about if he should use that to free himself from the door frame.

Mario: Hmmm... Yeah, maybe not.

Then Mario continues to try to get out as we quickly cut to outside the house to see a Koopa walking by and heard Mario being loud, not even knowing what's even going on here.

Koopa: KNOCK OFF THAT RACKET!

Then without warning, Koopa kicks the door very hard and then Mario groans out from the pain from the Koopa Troopa kicking the door very hard.

Mario: Oooooh my peeeenis...

Koopa: You stupid jackass...

He then walks off only for his face to get shot by Y/n, who just arrived to visit Mario and he can already tell something's up when he heard Mario screaming in pain.

Y/n: That's what you get ya stupid Koopa. (Hears Mario screaming in pain) Mario?

He then looked through the window to see Mario stuck in the door frame.

Y/n: Mario?! Are you okay?!

Mario: (Sees Y/n from the window) Y/N! HELP ME!!!

Y/n: What's wrong, Mario!?

Mario: Mario's pingas is stuck in the door!

Y/n: You got your pingas stuck in the door? Ouch. That can't feel good!

Mario: PLEASE GET ME OUT AND USE THE BACK DOOR TO GET IN!

Y/n: Ok ok! I'll get you out of there, Mario! Just hang tight!

Then Y/n went through the back door to enter the house to help out Mario, but as Y/n entered the house through the back door and slammed the door shut...

Y/n: (Screams) (Door's stuck! Door's STUCK!) AH! MY PINGAS!

Mario: Oh no! You got your Pingas stuck in the back door now!

Y/n: Holy Crap! This hurts so much! MARIO! We gotta call for help!

Mario: Don't worry, bro! Mario's got this!

He then calls his brother, Luigi, who is at the castle with Tails Doll and Luigi as he got a call from Mario as he answered the phone to hear his cry for help.

Luigi: Hello?

Mario: LUIGI HELP US!!!

Luigi: What's wrong Mario!?

Mario: Mario and Y/n's pingas are stuck in both the front door and the back door!!!!

Luigi: Wait....What?!

Mario: JUST GO BRING SOME HELP NOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!! AND GET INTO THE HOUSE THROUGH THE WINDOW OR THE ROOF!!!

Y/n: AND HURRY!!! MY PINGAS IS IN SO MUCH PAAAAAAAAAAINNNN!!!!

Mario then hangs up the phone and Luigi can already tell that this is not good for the comedic duo as he needs to go find some help to save them and their pingases. 

Luigi: Mama-mia...this can't be good. (To Tails Doll and Jeffy) Alright boys. Let's go help out Y/n and Mario!

Tails Doll/Jeffy: Ok Uncle Loogi!

Luigi: (Angry) IT'S LUIGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!

Then suddenly, Heavy Weapon grabbed the three of them and put them in the back of his truck with Teddy in the passenger's seat all buckled up as Heavy drove them to Mario's house to save Y/n and Mario as well as their Pingases from the door frame.

Mario: (To Y/n) Alright, bro! Help is on the way! 

Y/n: Alright but what do we do in the meantime. I mean we're both stuck here and in so much pain. 

Mario: OK. There's no reason to freak out. We just need to ignore the pain until they get here.

Y/n: You're right, Mario! We can do this. Let's just imagine ourselves somewhere happy to ingore the pain.

Mario: Okie-Dokie! 

Then they both started to imagine themselves on a couple of floaties in the fountain in the castle's courtyard. When Suddenly, a couple of meteors landed on both Y/n and Mario's dong, causing the Comedic Duo to snap out of their thoughts.

Mario: AHHHHHHHHHH! LUIGI! WHERE ARE YOU!? COME ALREADY!

Y/n: GAAAAAAHHHHH!!! PLEASE HURRY UP!!!! I CAN'T MUCH MORE OF THIS PAIN!!!!

Then suddenly, the window to the house opened up as Luigi and the others made it here to get the Comedic Duo out of this situation.

Luigi: Hey, guys! I brought professionals to help.

These "professionals" are Tails Doll, Ember, Jeffy, Heavy Weapon, Brooklyn T. Guy, Dr. Healer, Shroomy, Bob, and SMG4.

Jeffy: I'm here F***ers!

Tails Doll: Hi Daddy! Hi Uncle Mario!

Teddy: Wazzzzup!

Heavy Weapon: Heavy is here to help! Who is man up to stand with me!

Brooklyn Guy: Hey somebody call a doctor....or a locksmith? I don't know which one I'm supposed to be for this job.

Ember: Don't worry guys, your friends are here to help!

Dr. Healer: The doctor is in the house!

Shroomy: Hey howdy hey, we're here to help!

Bob: I heard both your d!cks got nicked! LOL!

SMG4: How's Y/n and Mario Jr. feeling?

Luigi: We're here to help, br- (Mario grabs him.)

Mario: WE ARE BOTH IN EXCRUCIATING PAIN!

Y/n: GET US OUT OF THESE DOORS!!! NOOOOOW!!!

Luigi: Oh. Well, don't worry, guys. I brought the best minds to help with this!

Bob: Have you tried opening the door?

Brooklyn T. Guy: Or try prying yourselves out with a spatula?

Y/n is angry at Bob and Brooklyn Guy for asking those kinds of questions while Mario briefly looks dumbfounded before they both began flailing their arms in panic again.

Y/n/Mario: WE'RE DOOMED!!

SMG4: (Pulls out a crowbar) Alright, alright, stand aside. Leave it to me and Heavy Weapon!

Heavy Weapon: (Pulls out a crowbar) Dah!

SMG4 and Heavy tried to pry both the front door and the back door open with all of their strength that they have within them to get the Comedic Duo out of the door frame, but it didn't work out like it planned as both of the crowbars that both Heavy Weapon and SMG4's crowbars snapped half. 

Heavy Weapon: (Angry!) Gaaaaaah! 

SMG4: Guys, maybe help pull these two at the same time. I'll go with Mario and Ember you do the same with Y/n.

Ember: Gotcha!

Then they all connected with each other at both sides to pull Y/n and Mario out of the door frame as SMG4 and Ember gave everyone the signal to start pulling them out of the.

SMG4: OK, on 3, pull.

Y/n/Mario: NO WAIT!

SMG4/Ember: 3!

Then they started pulling them really hard, causing the two of them to scream really loud that is so loud that it is enough to damage everyone's eardrums and make them deaf. Then in space, a spaceship hears Y/n and Mario's pained screams from miles above planet Earth.

Ship: Daf*q is dat?

Then we cut back to Earth see both Y/n and Mario in incredible pain after they all tried to pull them out of the doors their pingases are stuck in.

SMG4: Well, I've done all I can do.

Y/n then grabbed SMG4's face and ripped it off in anger for pulling that kind of stunt that send him and Mario in intense pain.

Ember: Karma's a bitch and I didn't even want to do that to them. It just makes it even worse.

Brooklyn Guy: Yeah, I guess we didn't think this through

Dr. Healer: I'm on it. (Uses his Medi-gun to heal Y/n and Mario's wieners)

Mario: (Defeated) My poor wiener...

Y/n: I think I'm getting lightheaded...

Jeffy: Uh, I think Daddy and Uncle Mario is losing a lot of blood in their PPs.

Then Bob got a dangerously stupid idea that will not go well for the Comedic Duo.

Bob: Stand aside. Let me try and just yank it out. (He raises one of his arm-knives.) Come here.

Mario screams as he continuously avoids Bob from getting his Pingas cut off by Bob's arm-knives.

Bob: Hey, stop! Stop squirming, you little bitch! Let me dingle your dongle! (Giving up) Welp, I can't apply my extra smart strategy cuz Mario's being a little bitch.

Then without warning, Tails Doll stabbed Bob in the ovaries with his razor-sharp claws for trying to harm Mario and his Pingas with his sword hands.

Bob: OW! MY OVARIES!!!

Teddy: Karma's a bitch!

Luigi: Oh no, guys! What do we do?

Heavy Weapon: Heavy got nothing.

Brooklyn Guy: Yeah, and these doors are pretty tough, and I don't think some gel, slime or even peanut butter is gonna get them out.

Then Shroomy got a fantastic idea that might work.

Shroomy: ...Guys, I got it!

Bob: What the hell could you possibly do, Shroomy? Give his egg roll a badge?

Tails Doll: (Demonic Voice) Want me to stab you in the ovaries again?

Bob: NO!

Shroomy: Oh heavens, no. I'm gonna call some help.

Ember: You know someone that can help us get Y/n and Mario's Pingas out of the door frame?

Shroomy: Of course. My big brothers in the boy scout camp, ALSO KNOWN AS THE MILITARY!

Jeffy: AYO WHAT?!

Brooklyn Guy: WAIT WHAT?!

Then suddenly, two military tanks barges into Mario's House as everyone started screaming as the tanks aims at both Y/n, Mario and their nards.

Y/n: Nonononononononononononononono! DON'T SHOOT AT MY NARDS!!! PLEASE!!!

Mario: DON'T TOUCH MY BABY MARIOS!

Then we see Swag pops out from one of the tanks as he is unhappy that they didn't want to get shot in the nards with a tank.

Swag: Wot? How else am I supposed to get both of your hams unjammed?

SMG4: Swag? You guys are in the military now?

Brooklyn Guy: Wait a minute. Didn't you two used to work at the prison for locking up these two for no reason?

Chris: (Pops out) Yeah. We decided to take a different career direction for 2020.

Jeffy: But it's 2024.

Chris: Whatever Jeffy. We managed to get a job in the military.

Swag: Ya. Swag 'n Chris. Soldier of the Mushroom Kingdom! Protectors of the people! Saviors of the world! Collectors of women! Now hold still while we blow your dicks off.

Chris: Huh?

Then Swag and other tank aimed at the Comedic Duo as Y/n and Mario screams in terror.

Swag: Say cheese.

Mario: (Cries)

Y/n: Please have mercy on us?!

Everyone: (Trying to convince them not to shoot)

Then suddenly, just as they are about to fire, Chris spotted something in the distance.

Chris: Uh, Swag? We may have a problem...

Swag: What? I was about to push the button.

Then suddenly, some alien UFOs have arrived on Earth to begin their invasion upon the Mushroom Kingdom.

Jeffy: What the f*** is that?!

Alien: KIDS GON DIE TONIGHT!

Swag: HOLY TITS! ALIENS!

Brooklyn Guy: Holy shit! (Calls the police on his intercom) Dispatch! Dispatch! This is officer Brooklyn T. Guy, and the military just spotted an alien invasion. I repeat! Aliens are invading Earth as we speak!

Chris: MEN! BATTLE STATIONS!

Bob: (Sarcastically) Oh wow. Aliens. Great story, NeoDracunyan.

NeoDracunyan: Yo, leave me out it!

Ember: Enough fooling around you guys! We gotta get out of here!

Y/n: Quick guys! Get into the basement! It's the only safe place left that can protect you!

Mario: And hurry before it's too late!

Ember: But we can't just leave you here!

Y/n: It's fine, Ember. I can use my shields to protect us from whatever these aliens throw at us. NOW GO!

Brooklyn Guy: You heard him! Get in the basement!

Luigi: RUN BITCH!!! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!

Then everyone quickly went inside the basement as the aliens are about to attack with their UFO lasers.

Alien: You must die!

The alien then presses a laser button, and his UFO shoots out weak lasers that didn't do any damage to the army whatsoever.

Y/n/Mario: T_T Really?

Swag: Lawl, is that all you got?

But then, the alien soon realized that he pressed the wrong button for the correct type of laser to fire at the military

Alien: Aw, I hit the wrong button.

He presses a "Death" button, which shoots out a larger laser beam and turns a tank into a bucket of chicken.

Colonel Sanders: Mmmmm. So good!

Y/n/Mario: O_o Nevermind.

Swag: Y'know, I miss working at McDonald's. Let's go do that instead!

Chris: Shut up and shoot!

Then a war has begun as tanks and UFOs begin firing at each other for Mother Earth.

Mario: Mama-Mia! This ain't good!

Y/n: (Spots the giant laser) AAAAHHH! The Death laser is about to hit us!

Mario: Y/n! Use the shield! USE THE SHIELD!!!

Y/n: OK!!!

Then Y/n used his powers to create an energy shield to protect them from the laser, which actually managed to save them from certain death, but the laser managed to destroy the entire house as Y/n and Mario opened their eyes to see that the house has been completely destroyed.

Mario: OH! WE'RE FREE!?

Y/n: WAIT?! REALLY?!

Except for both the front door and the back door that remained untouched.

Y/n: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!

Mario: (Teary-eyed) Mario's gonna die with his wiener in the front door...

Y/n: Same here. I can't believe this is happening to both of us.

The war of the worlds continues, but Swag has enough of this nonsense as he got an idea that will take out the aliens.

Swag: Goddammit. OK, you know what? That's it. (Places a Tank Yu-Ji-Oh card on the tank) I put my tank into defense mode.

Then suddenly, multiple cannons pop out of the tank for maximum power.

Chris: When the hell could our tanks do this?

Swag: Shhh. You ask too many questions.

The tank rotates at a rapid-fire pace as it blasts everything in sight, including a tree, Toad, and another tank, before finally shooting down a few UFOs. It stops spinning after Swag managed to take down the alien UFOs.

Y/n: Wow. That was something you don't see every day.

Swag: HAH! TAKE THAT, ALIEN SCUM!

The UFOs leave as Chris starts to puke after his stomach couldn't take much more of the .

Swag: HEY! THEY'RE RETREATING! THAT'S RIGHT! GET OFF MY PROPERTY!

(Meanwhile, Mario is writing on his gravestone.)

Mario: Here lies Super Mario and his stuck pingas...(Looks at Y/n for a moment before resuming writing on the tombstone) And here lies Y/n, best friend in the whole wide world and his stuck pingas.

Swag: Oh. Y/n and Mario's alive. Damn, I must've missed.

Mario: Hey, stinky! We need some help!

Y/n: Yeah, get you asses over here and get us out of these doors!

Swag: Nah, you know what? I think you two look better with those doors on your little swaggies.

Y/n: We're suing you for that.

Mario: And for destroying my house!

Then suddenly, a loud rumbling sound occurred nearby.

Swag: Huh? What the-?

Suddenly, another UFO arrives in the area, and it started to abduct both Y/n and Mario, who had their pingas still jammed in those doors.

Y/n: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! HELP!!!! ALIENS!!!!

Chris: That's not good...

Swag: Neat. (He takes a picture.)

Y/n: Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!!!

Mario: I smell tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssssst!!!

Then suddenly, Tails Doll suddenly sensed that Y/n and Mario both got abducted by aliens as he immediately teleported out of the basement and chased after the UFO that took the Comedic Duo before the universe flies off.

Tails Doll: GIMMIE THEM BACK! GIVE THEM BACK! GIVE THEM BACK!!! GIVE THEM BAAAAAAAAACK!!! HE'S MIIIIINNNEEEE!!!! DADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDY!!!!

Location: Inside the Mothership

As we cut over to the inside of the Alien Mother Ship, the Comedic Duo were scared of what's about to happen to them of whatever these aliens are planning to do to them.

Y/n: This is bad! This is very bad! I'm too young to get my ass probed! I got so much to live for! 

Mario: W-What do these guys want with us anyway? (An alien walks up.) Mario is just a humble plumber with his ravioli stuck in a door and Y/n is a really good friend and cool guy with his literal Italian sausage stuck to the back door of my house! Please let us be!

Then the alien presses a button, and a scanner appears to scan the Comedic Duo along with the doors stuck to their pingases.

Y/n: A scanner?

Mario: Uhhh, what's that for? (He gets scanned.) AHHH! MY WIENER IS FUNNY!

Y/n: (Laughing) That tickles!

Then as the Data is collected as the aliens begin to speak their native tongue that they have just received what they wanted.

Mario: Wait! What are you doing now!?

Y/n: Are they gonna probe us?

Then Another button is pressed as Y/n and Mario along with their genitals-in-a-door are dropped onto a conveyor belt. They both undergo more inspections (Including Spider-Man taking pictures for some reason) until the ride stops as a brand-new weapon has been created.

NEW WEAPON COMPLETED!

Y/n: New weapon?

Alien: A weapon to surpass Metal Gear...

Y/n: (Dumbfounded) Ok?

Then Y/n and Mario and their problem are both dropped back to Earth.

Y/n/Mario: (Screaming)

Location: Back on Earth

Swag: Hey, Chris. Look! (He jams the tank's cannon between two rocks.) I'm Mario lololol!

Chris: Ugh, very mature...

Swag: You're just jealous of my comedy, Chris.

Tails Doll: (Appears in front of Swag) YOU!!!!

Swag: (Turns to Tails Doll) Me?

Tails Doll: Yeah you! You insulted my daddy and Uncle Mario! You're gonna pay for your own soul for your actions.

Swag: Oh yeah?! What are you gonna do it about it, you stupid doll?!

Tails Doll: (Angry) (Grows out his sharp claws) I'M GONNA CUT YOUR SWAGGIE OFF!!!

Swag: (Screams) NO! NOT MY SWAGGIE!!!

Then suddenly, at that moment, Y/n and Mario landed back on the ground.

Swag: Oh, crap! The sky had an ugly baby!

Chris: No, it's just Y/n and Mario and the two doors.

Tails Doll: DADDY!!!

He then flew over to Y/n and gave him a bug hug while purring happily to see his dad and uncle return home.

Chris: Y/n? Mario? What did the aliens do to you two?

Mario: A-Aliens... They scanned our... pingas...

Swag: Wot?

Tails Doll: Say what now?

Then they heard something nearby as the alien UFOs have returned to start another invasion on Earth.

Swag: BATTLE STATIONS, EVERYONE!

Y/n: Quick, Tails Doll! Hide under my hat! This could get ugly!

Tails Doll: OK!

He then went under Y/n's hat as he knew what the aliens are planning to do since they all got a new weapon that can take down the military as the tanks prepare to fight as a UFO gets a launcher out.

Chris: Huh? Is that a new weapon?

The UFO then shoots a door out that is headed towards Swag.

Chris: It's... a door?

Swag: HAHAHA! YOU STUPID FOOLS! YO'RE FIRING DOORS AT US? IS THIS THE BEST THE ALIEN RACE HAS GOT?

But the fun stops there as the door slams itself onto his family jewels.

Swag: (Pained scream) CHRIS, MY LITTLE SWAG WILLY IS STUCK IN A DOOR!

Chris: Oh, don't be so overdramatic.

Chris Jr. gets the same treatment as Chris screamed in agonizing pain.

Mario: WHAT THE F*** IS GOING ON!?!?

Y/n: OH MY GOD!!! THE ALIENS ARE ATTACKING THE ARMY WITH DOORS TO THEIR PINGASES!!! WE'RE ALL DOOMED!!!

Everywhere, people are getting their groins jammed in doors before the gang lifted up the door to the basement to see what's going on as SMG4 got up from the basement to see what's up, unaware of what's about to happen to him and his Pingas.

SMG4: Alright, alright, what's going on- (Slam!) AND IIIIIIIII HOLY S***!

Jeffy: Uh-oh! Uncle 4 got his PP stuck in a door now!

Brooklyn Guy: OH MY GOD!!! THE ALIENS HAS DOORS FOR WEAPONS NOW!!! OH, THE INHUMANITY!!!

Heavy Weapon: Back down Everyone! Back Down!

Then everyone went back down into the basement as we see Eggman in the army as well and he didn't expect the alien to perform such an interesting attack method to deal with the army with doors to their groins.

Eggman: I guess you were expecting to touch my pingas! (He hides in his tank.) You bothersome fool!

Then a door jams itself onto the tank's cannon and the tank explodes.

Guess the aliens are smarter than we thought.

Solid Snake: Why are we still here...? Just to suffer...? The body I've lost... The comrades I've lost... Won't stop hurting... (Gets run over by a tank)

Swag: ABANDON SHIP! ABANDON SHIP!

With the army's groins crushed by the alien's new door weapon, they had no other choice but to 

(Meanwhile...)

Bob: (To SMG4) Bro, are you alright?

SMG4: My dick fell off!

Ember: Yeah, he's fine.

Brooklyn Guy: Well, at least we didn't get our dicks in those doors. Well, except for SMG4. Should've stayed in the basement!

Luigi: Guys! Look! The military is fleeing!

Indeed, the military have abandoned them after they all couldn't take any more of the pain and suffering from .

Teddy: Uh-oh! Spagheti-Os!

Heavy: (Angry) Come on! Get back here at fight like a man!

Dr. Healer: AH! Incoming!

Then the gang looked to see the Mother Ship UFO fly over Y/n and Mario as they both don't know what these aliens are gonna do to them.

Mario: Please don't hurt me desu!

Y/n: Don't kill us! We're both too young to die!

The gang minus SMG4, went behind the Comedic Duo with their weapons to defend them from whatever these aliens are about to do them.

Until...

UFO: Thank you so much, you piece of s***!

Everyone: (Confused) Huh?!

Then UFO vaporizes both of the doors, finally freeing both Y/n and Mario and their wieners from their door frame prison and leaves Earth.

Y/n/Mario: WE'RE FREEEEEE!!!!

Bob: Well, would you look at that? Those aliens fixed both of your pingas problem!

Teddy/Tails Doll: YAY!

Heavy Weapon: (Laughing) Very Good!

Mario: (To the leaving UFOs) Thank you so much! Mario's penis is real hard!

Y/n: And thanks for not taking over Earth! God! The pain is gone! Whew!

Luigi: Thank goodness both of your, uhh... belongings are okay!

Shroomy: So, guys, what are you gonna do now, now that you're both free?

Mario: (With a giant ice cube) I think we're gonna need to go to the hospital.

Y/n: (With a giant ice cube) Yeah, this is some serious business after the whole Pingas stuck in the door thing.

Dr. Healer: I can help you with that. TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM!

And so, Y/n, Mario, Dr. Healer, Teddy, Tails Doll, Heavy Weapon, Bob, and Shroomy leave to get to the hospital while, Jeffy, SMG4 Ember, Brooklyn Guy and Luigi stayed behind as they watch them run into the sunset.

Shroomy: Well golly gee, that sounds like a lot of fun!

Bob: Bro, let me show you my special technique for that!

Tails Doll: Don't even think about it!

Teddy: YAY ADVENTURE!

SMG4: I wonder why those aliens didn't take over the Earth, though? They managed to defeat our military...

Luigi: Maybe they had a different reason?

Ember: What do you think, Jeffy?

Jeffy: I don't even know.

Brooklyn Guy: Well whatever made those aliens do all of this is probably Swag's fault. I can already tell that he and Chris are gonna get fired when they head base to the military base. 

Flashback: 1 DAY AGO

To answer their question of why the aliens didn't bother taking over Earth as we two of the aliens eating some ice cream on the docks when Swag runs up and kicks them from behind like a jackass.

Swag: (Runs off) Lololololololololololol! Chris, did you see that???

So it turns out that Swag was responsible for the whole alien invasion thanks to Swag's stupid shenanigans, thus causing the aliens to vow revenge against Swag for his stupid actions. 

What an idiot.

END OF EPISODE 1

TO BE CONTINUED IN EPISODE 2