Location: Bob's Carnival - Creation City Fairgrounds

No POV

After Y/n's day of helping Wario with his scams as a professional scam artist, Y/n and Mario decided to go over to the Creation City Fairgrounds to take their mind of what's happening with Waluigi still up to his evil schemes that he is about to unfold and Wario is mysteriously gonna go look for his own brother to get him back home before his own reputation or worse, his own life as he knew how dangerous Y/n's own Dark form can be when it reaches to its breaking point when he collects enough dark, negative energy from Waluigi's rejection.

Right now, we see Bob announcing to the people at the fair that he is showing off the amazing prizes

Bob: Step right up! Step right up! Look at all the amazing gifts you can win at Bob's Carnival! It'll knock your tits off!

Mario: Oooooooh...

Y/n: Wooooooow...

Then we cut to Eggman football and the Mint-Conditioned, Limited-Edition, Platinum, Mega-Ultimate Deluxe Hello Kitty PS5 console with a heavenly choir playing in the background.

Mario: HOLY SHITO!

Y/n: OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!

Then we move the camera to reveal a sign to both prizes that said that it both costs "100,000 tickets" each.

Mario: WHAT?! Why is it so expensive?!

Y/n: I think it's because of how valuable those prizes are. The more valuable and special the prizes are, the more tickets it costs to get it.

Bob: Ah, I see you two had laid your eyes on the mystical football artifact and the very special Hello-Kitty PS5 system. Two of the rarest items to offer at Bob's Carnival.

Mario: How does Mario and Y/n even get tickets?

Y/n: You got any cash to buy some tickets, Mario? I still got 500 gold coins from Wario and think tickets are at least cost a penny for 1 ticket each.

Mario: All I have is this crappy cash from Princess peach's savings.

Y/n: You stole her savings?! She's gonna flip out if she finds out that you stole it from her bank account!

Mario: She's not gonna notice.

As the two of the began arguing, Bob was too focused on the bags of cash as he plans to get his hands on their money.

Bob: Sweet baby Jesus! Don't worry, you'll soon be mine.

Mario: Uh...what did you just say?

Y/n: Yeah, what were you talking about, Bob?

Bob: Uhm, nothing. Anyway, so you two want a prize huh? Well, Bob's Carnival has a bunch of crazy games you two can play to earn some BOB tickets. Look at all these rigged-I mean, fun attractions! And if you're lucky enough, you can win some BOB tickets.

Mario: WOW! Mario and Y/n can play games and win prizes?!

Y/n: Well, let's go win some BOB tickets, so we can get those prizes?! I want that Hello Kitty PS5!!!

So then, Y/n and Mario ran off to play some games at Bob's Carnival as Bob shouts to them to not to forget to spend more money before he goes to the nearby dumpster to restock on more prizes.

Bob: Don't forget to spend all your money. Well, time to restock. (Dives into dumpster) Oh, these will make great prizes! He he he, the scamming business has been so easy since Waluigi went crazy, and Wario disappeared. Good thing, that Hello Kitty PS5 still in mint-condition and works as normal since I got it out of that mysterious, Golden Dumpster out back. Who knew that those things would contain valuable stuff like that Hello-Kitty PS5 system. I always thought they were a bunch of bologna, but I was wrong.

Then we see Y/n and Mario run over to the Ring Toss game, where SMG4 and Bob are present at the time.

SMG4: AHHHHHH!

Bob: Ah, so close! Come on! That one just missed! Wow, you throw like a little bitch!

Mario: What? Bob? How'd you get here so fast!

Y/n: Yeah, that was weird.

Bob: I am omnipotent!

Mario: ok...

Y/n: Makes sense.

SMG4: ARGH! I NEED THOSE TICKETS! (Places bag of cash on the counter) GIVE ME ANOTHER 700!!

Bob: With pleasure! Try not to be so pathetic this time.

SMG4 loads the rings into a Minigun and fires a round, all of them predictably miss and none of those rings, which means he just wasted his money on a game that he lost once again because he couldn't get a ring on one of those bottles.

Bob: Holy shit, you shoot like a bitch as well!

Y/n: Ha! Weak! (Laughs)

Mario: I know, right? (Laughs)

SMG4: WHAT THE HELL?! HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?! (Screams)

Y/n: Hey, you guys feel a breeze or something? Cause I'm feeling a breeze right here.

Mario: I think that fan there is blowing away all the rings...

SMG4 stops screaming after Mario pointed out the problem why SMG4 keeps failing in this game.

SMG4: ...What...A FAN?!?!

Bob: Oh crap.

Then a flame background appears as SMG4 grows larger than Bob as SMG4 is now very angry that he suddenly started to realize that the game he wasted his hard-earned money on playing the game was rigged.

SMG4: ...Bob...this game isn't rigged...IS IT!?!?

Y/n: Ooooooh....SMG4 is not happy about this....Bob is in big trouble.

Bob: Hum. Hum. Hey look, because you tried so hard, you've won ten whole BOB tickets!

Y/n: Seriously?

SMG4: OH!! REALLY?! YIPEEEEE!!! I'm one step closer to winning that Eggman football!

(Cut to Mario, with a shocked stare.)

Mario: Did...you...just...say...EGGMAN FOOTBALL!?!?

SMG4: Yeah! I'm gonna have so much fun with it once it's mine!

Mario: But...Mario was gonna get it...

Y/n: Yeah, and I already called for the Hello Kitty PS5, so I'm gonna get it cause its mine once I have enough tickets for it!

SMG4: Ha! You wanted that stupid thing! Good luck on getting it! Hello Kitty is stupid! Ha Ha Ha!

Y/n: What did you say?

Then they stared at each other, while the view slowly letterboxes that this chapter in this book has become a WOTFI: Carnival Edition chapter as we see Bob looking at them holding popcorn.

Bob: Oh shit! War of The Fat Italians, where you at?

(view gets back to normal)

SMG4: No, that's coming out later!

Y/n: Yeah, just be patient everyone. Don't worry.

(SMG4 and Mario resume staring at each other.)

SMG4: Tickets here I come! (Runs away)

Mario: Come back here, you big piece of SHET!

Y/n: Come on, Mario! Let's show SMG4, who can win the most tickets in one night to get that Eggman Football and Hello-Kitty PS5!

Mario: Yeah! Let's-a-Go!

Then we cut over to the Balloon Poppers stand. Where we see Y/n and Mario pull out few bags of cash, which Bob promptly takes before the two of them start the game with two darts.

Y/n/Mario: One....Two...Three!

Y/n and Mario threw their darts, which Y/n's dart manages to hit a really big balloon, however Mario's dart stabs the carnival worker in the neck, who promptly collapses. Mario then takes the shelf with the balloons and puts it on a forklift, which Y/n then drives down a cliff before jumping off the forklift that fell straight down to the ground with an explosion. This has caused the two of them to win so many tickets after that.

Then we cut over to SMG4 hitting a strength tester so hard, he blasts the bell off into space, where it hits a NASA satellite, which manages to land just on SMG4 after he won so many tickets. Meanwhile, Y/n and Mario tries out a ball toss game run by Monty Mole. Y/n managed to hit all of the bottles with his amazing strength that caused Monty Mole to quickly duck down as Y/n threw the ball like a pitcher that caused his whole stand to be destroyed, only for it to be quickly fully repaired with his powers. Mario on the hole throws away the provided ball and pulls out some kind of amethyst encrusted baseball bat which manages to call up a Gustnado. One can pyramid has collapsed.

Luckily, Y/n managed to teleport everyone back into their homes when the Gustnado appeared out of nowhere and repaired everything back to normal before the two of them managed to earn a lot more BOB tickets for winning the game.

Mario: Yeah, ha ha ha!

Y/n: WHOOOO! Whooo!

Then we see both Y/n and SMG4 walking by a pond filled with ducks.

SMG4: AWW YEAH, FISHING! Too easy! Prepare to die ducks!

Y/n: (Pulls out Fishing Rod) Not on my watch!

???: Dangit!...Aww, c'mon!...

Y/n and SMG4 looked to see Tari, who is trying to fish in the same pond.

SMG4: Hey Tari-

Y/n: Hi, Tari~

Tari gets startled and accidentally hits SMG4 with her fishing rod.

Y/n: SMG4, are you okay?

Tari: OH MY GOSH, I'm so sorry...

SMG4: Ugh...it's okay....What are you doing here?

Y/n: Yeah, what bring you here, Tari?

Tari: Oh! Um, I'm just here chilling...wasting my money and trying to get cute duckies.

She pulls out cash while Bob promptly takes it.

Bob: Thank you come again.

Y/n: I can see how much you love ducks that much. It's adorable.

SMG4: Ohhh! You're really good at games, right? Can you help me get some tickets?

Y/n: Don't use her to get yourself some tickets!

SMG4: I don't care! I want that Eggman football!!

Tari: Oh, I'm not really good at carnival games. Plus...I have to get up and do things.

Y/n: Like what, Tari? Does the prize corner have a duck? I can try to help you win one since I am trying to get enough tickets to win a Hello-Kitty PS5.

Tari: Oh! That sounds amazing! Maybe I can help you...after I catch a duck!

Then as Tari went back to catch a duck, Y/n looked at one of them and used his fishing rod to catch it and gives it to Tari as a gift.

Y/n: Here you go, Tari. This is for helping me and Mario with the training you gave us.

Tari: Oooh! I got a duck! It's so cute! Thanks, Y/n.

Y/n: No problem, Tari. It's the least I can do for my friends.

Meanwhile, we see Y/n again with Mario as they both decided to shoot some Target ducks at a nearby shooting gallery, Y/n seems to be doing well in shooting down the targets, but Mario is a lousy shot in this kind of game.

Bob: Keep going! Damn you're hopeless! Man, everyone's shooting like a little bitch today!

Mario shoots Bob in retaliation.

Bob: I deserved that.

Y/n: Yep, you did deserve that, Bob!

Mario: Dangit! I'm gonna lose! Why can't I be good at aiming!?...

Y/n: You just need to focus on the target in order to shoot it to knock the target down.

???: Someone call?

Then we pan over to...Fishy Boopkins?

Fishy: Oh that wasn't me, you wanna look over there.

Oh ok. We then pan over to reveal Meggy and Ember.

Meggy: Hey Mario! Hey Y/n!

Ember: Hey Guys!

Y/n: What's up, guys! Good to see you again!

Mario: Ember! Meggy! Oh, thank god, Mario can't aim for crap! Can you help?

Y/n: Yeah, we're trying to win some BOB tickets to get some prizes!

Ember: Sweet! I'm in!

Meggy: Me too! Oh, you know we love a challenge.

Ember and Meggy then grabbed Two Zappers after throwing it in the air, both of them managed to rack up 53216 points.

Bob: Well, tickle my ass, you both did it. Here you go.

Meggy: (blows a puff of smoke from the Zapper) Woomy!

Ember: (Blows a puff of smoke from the Zapper) *Clicks Tongue* Nice!

Mario: THANK YOU! :D

Y/n: THAT WAS TOTALLY WICKED!!!

Meggy: Hehee...Kid's stuff!

Ember: Yeah, this game is too easy for the both of us!

SMG4: STAHP RIGHT THERE!

Then suddenly, SMG4, with Tari and Y/n for some reason hiding behind him.

SMG4: It's over Mario...because Tari is helping me!

Y/n #2: No, she is not. Cause I already told you that you will not use her for your own gain to win more tickets!

SMG4: Don't question me!!!

Tari: Uh...H-Hi....

Meggy: Tari...Huh?...I'd like to see what you got!

Tari: Oh...umm...I have played Time Crisis before...I guess.

Y/n #2: OH! I played that game before!

Y/n #1: Me too!

Ember: Wait a minute! Why are there two Y/ns here?

SMG4: Yeah? How is that even possible?

Mario: Y/n has the ability to create clones of himself!

Y/n #1: Yeah, I figure making clones of myself would make collecting more tickets much faster!

SMG4: Oh I see! Bob! Turn up the difficulty. I need more tickets!

Bob: Money pls. (Then SMG4 threw a Money Bag that hit his face) Here we go!

Bob then sets the difficulty from Normal to HARD as the ducks starts moving faster and faster.

Bob: Good luck money-I mean, customers.

Y/n #1: I don't like the way; Bob is acting all suspicious like that.

Y/n #2: Me either. Let's work together and get those tickets!

Y/n #1: Right! I'll team up with Ember and Meggy while you work with Tari. She's gonna need the extra help she needs to win.

Y/n #2: Okie-Dokie!

SMG4: Don't be shy! Focus, Tari!

Tari: Ah man...so much pressure......

Y/n #2: You can do it, Tari! I know you can!

She hits one duck, which makes her calmer and more focused on the game.

Y/n #2: That's it, Tari! You got this in the bag! Stay calm and focused and you'll win this for sure!

Tari hums the Super Mario theme while everyone else stares with their mouths open. She manages to score 70458 over Meggy and Ember's high score.

Bob: What. What the hell!

Ember and Meggy stares with their mouth agape as Tari managed to beat their high score.

Mario: What!? No way! She's better than you guys??

Y/n #1: Yeah, what are you two gonna do now?

Ember and Meggy then grab two guns with Ember's eyes glowing red with anger and started growling like a wild animal as his wolf side of himself is taking over him.

Meggy: Bob...Activate our guns!

Bob: Money pls-

Ember: (With a pissed off face) ACTIVATE IT NOOOW!

Bob: yessir...

Then Ember and Meggy managed to shoot a few more ducks, after which Tari and Y/n #2 joins them. They all manage to drive the score high up, while Y/n #1, Mario and SMG4 are overjoyed at the count of tickets. Y/n is gonna be so happy that he's going to get that Hello-Kitty PS5 with that many tickets as well as that Eggman football for Mario.

Bob: Crap. At this rate they're going to clean me out of my tickets. Luckily, I have a little trick up my sleeve.

Suddenly, Bob then changes the difficulty to POWER DRIVE. Ember and Meggy are shocked at the speed of ducks, while Tari activates a holographic display from her cyborg arm and plays with it. Suddenly, her eyes turn blue for a while, and she starts firing with unbelievable speed and accuracy. Y/n suddenly did the same as his eyes turned a bright E/c color as he began shooting like a pro with the same amount of speed and accuracy that Tari is doing with her gun.

KILLER MOVE SERIOUS SERIES

SERIES CRACK SHOT!!!

The others stare in disbelief, and Mario's head blows up. Y/n #2 and Tari then manages to score up infinity points while Ember and Meggy had 190562.

Tari: Hehe....that was fun...

Y/n #2: And crazy after how fast they were going...

Meggy: We lost.....you...you...YOU TWO WERE AMAZING! :D

She runs over to hug Tari while Ember bro hugs Y/n as he is impressed by Y/n's gun slinging skills.

Ember: Bro! You were awesome man!

Meggy: PLEASE TEACH US HOW TO DO THAT!!!

Ember: YES!! TEACH US YOUR AMAZING SKILLS!!!

Tari: Ack...my spine!

Y/n #2: AGH! My back!

Meggy: WE NEED TO LEARN FROM YOU! HOW'D YOU GET SO GOOD?

Ember: YES!! TELL US!!

Tari: Uh...I'm a cyborg?

Y/n #2: Um...I'm just a guy who's a hero for fun?

Meggy: (Grabs Tari) C'mon! Let's get started right away!

Tari: But I wanted to go catch some toy ducks...

Ember: We'll catch you guys later. Bye.

Y/n: Well, that was interesting.

Mario: HOLY CRAP! I JUST REALISED WE HAVE ENOUGH TICKETS!!!

Y/n: OH YEAH! WE DO HAVE ENOUGH TICKETS!

SMG4: ...HEY! ME TOO!

Bob: Well, look's like it's time to teleport again.

Then Bob teleported back to the prize corner with Y/n (with his clone gone after the event with the shooting gallery) bringing his hard-earned tickets to the Prize Corner with Mario and SMG4 fighting their way to get to the Prize Corner, after Mario knocks down SMG4 he gets to the stand first. Y/n already made it first before Mario and SMG4 caught up as they put down their tickets on the counter to redeem their prizes.

Bob: 'Sup bro?

Mario: ONE PRIZE PLE-

SMG4: NO! GIVE IT TO ME BOB!

Y/n: I JUST WANT THE HELLO KITTY PS5!!! GIVE IT TO ME!!! PLEASE!!!!

Bob: Oh, sorry! Neither of you have enough tickets for this beautiful prizes!

Y/n/Mario/SMG4: WHAT?!

Bob then blows away some dust to reveal the Eggman football and Hello-Kitty PS5 both cost in fact, 100,000,000 tickets each.

Bob: Yeah sorry about that. This shelf is hella dusty lol.

Mario: No...No prize for us?

Y/n: Are fucking serious right now?

Bob: Don't worry, you still win this cool plastic toy comb. You can use it for combing your hair. Like mine.

Y/n: I don't want that stupid thing!!!

Bob: Yo check this bad boy out.

Bob then takes of his hood to reveal his tall hair, which we (thankfully) see only in silhouette.

Y/n: O_o What the hell?!

Bob: Oh yeah, I'm a very hairy boy. Gotta comb that shit.

He puts his hood back on.

What we just witnessed will scar us for the rest of our lives.

SMG4: Damn it! We were so close...

Y/n: We did all of this for nothing!!! (Saitama Scream) DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN IIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!

Y/n, Mario and SMG4 then broke down crying as they all lost their chance to win their own prize that they wanted.

Meggy: Hey boys!

Then we see Tari, Meggy and Ember holding a massive pile of tickets that is enough to redeem both prizes that they wanted.

Meggy: Don't worry, We won a few more tickets.

Ember: It's enough to get those prizes you guys wanted.

Tari collapses under the amount of tickets.

Tari: I'm ok.

Bob: Holy crap. You actually did it.

SMG4: Are... are those tickets for US!?

Y/n: Can we get our prizes now?!

Meggy: Yeah, but you better share that prize with us! And play some games with me, Ember and our new friend, Tari on that cute looking Playstation.

Tari gives a thumbs-up.

Y/n: DEAL!!

Mario: TAKE IT! x10 Come to papa!

MARIO AND SMG4 GOT THE EGGMAN FOOTBALL!

Y/N GOT THE LIMITED/ULTIMATE EDITION HELLO KITTY PLAYSTATION 5!!!

Y/n: Sugoiiiii!

Mario, Meggy and SMG4 run off to play with the football while Ember, Y/n and Tari decided to play some games on Y/n's brand new PS5.

Y/n: Everything turned out great in the end.

Ember: And nothing of value was lost.

Tari: I'm glad everyones happy...But sports...? I don't wanna excercise...but I'm up for a few rounds of gaming on your new PS5, Y/n. It's so cute and adorable looking. I just love cats as much as ducks!

Y/n: That I agree with you Tari. I got tons of video games back in my room at the castle.

Ember: Well, let's go and play some games then.

But before they leave the Carnival, Bob has one last prize to give it to the gang with the leftover tickets they have left.

Bob: Oh, there seems to be enough leftover tickets for...this contextually convenient rubber duck.

Y/n: We'll take it as a gift for Tari for her amazing gaming skills.

TARI GOT THE RUBBER DUCKY!

Tari: Yay!

After that, Y/n, Tari and Ember catch up with the other with Y/n's new special PS5 and Tari's newly gained duck.

AND NOTHING OF VALUE WAS LOST

END OF EPISODE 29

TO BE CONTINUED IN EPISODE 30