Episode 28 - Y/n the Scam Artist
Location: Somewhere in Downtown Creation City
No POV
Somewhere in Downtown Creation City, we see Wario and Shroomy with Wario behind a stand, with a deck of cards and a crystal ball on his desk as he is doing another scam without Waluigi, who is currently on his evil plan for revenge.
Wario: (to Shroomy) And now, the cards will tell your fate! (Begins chanting)
Shroomy: Ooohooh!
Wario: (Groaning) oooh yeeahhh... (Suddenly) Abracadabra!
Wario then flips over a card, revealing a Pokémon card of Cory Baxter.
Wario: [Very Loud Gasp] Oh no!
Shroomy: What? What does it mean!?
Wario: NOT THE CORY IN THE HOUSE CARD! That's a ba-jillion years of bad luck!..
Shroomy: (Screaming and turning head skywards) NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Then suddenly, a cart falls out of nowhere, containing random items such as a Super Bell, a copy of Super Mario 64, a Yoshi egg, and a skull.]
Wario: Luckily, I have a whole bunch of crazy charms just for you! Need a rabbit's paw? Why not just take the whole rabbit! (
Wario pulls Demoman (Team Fortress 2) in a rabbit costume from out of the cart.
Wario: Or this live lucky cat!
The cat falls over and does not get up, presumably dead.
Wario: Uhh...THIS COULD ALL BE YOURS! Just for the low price of 1,000,000 gold coins!
Shroomy: Hmm....
Wario then begins to worry that this might fail and hopes that Shroomy is not as smart as he thinks he might be as Shroomy brings out 1 million coins out of his pocket.
Shroomy: I don't want to be unlucky so...I'll buy it all!
What an idiot.
Wario: (Gasping in Excitement)
Wario then proceeds to grab the cash until Shroomy notices a garden gnome walking all about, talking like a leprechaun and minding his own business that managed to get Shroomy's attention.
Shroomy: Huh? What's that? Oooo! A leprechaun! (Runs after the leprechaun) Hey, Mr. Leprechaun! Come here, I need to rub you all over my body.
Dear god! Somebody call the police!
Shroomy: No! Wait! Please come back! I don't want to be unlucky!
Wario: God-dammit!!!
With his latest scheme another total failure, Wario then decides to take a walk down the street to think about what he did wrong on his latest scam to get rich quick.
Wario: (Growls) Ever since Waluigi left it's been harder and harder to scam people.
Then for some reason, Wario then started to think about Waluigi and is starting to worry about him since he disappeared out of nowhere, not noticing that he started his evil plan that involves with his new powerful form, powered with rejection and using the infamous T-Pose Shrooms to start a T-Pose Zombie Apocalypse. Then he looked to see a couple of bank robbers that managed to rob the bank and setting the building on fire at the same time, imagining him and Waluigi robbing the bank in place of the two robbers.
Wario: Ugh, what am I saying, that idiot brother of mine was a...useless...pathetic...good for nothing...
???: GRAAAAAHHHH!!! LET ME OUT OF THIS CHAIR!!! NOW!!! AAHHH!!!
Wario: Huh? What was that?
Wario then looked at the completely abandoned building that was used for Waluigi's SAW games, not realizing that Y/n is in there, still in his dark form and trying to struggle his way out of the chair he's trapped in.
Dark Y/n: (Growls) What is this chair even made of anyway?! If someone can hear me...GET ME OUT OF HEEEEEERRRREEEE!!!
Then suddenly, Y/n heard a door opening up and hears Wario coming inside the warehouse to see what's going on before seeing Y/n in his current form.
Wario: Have a Rotten Day! What??! Y/n!? What are you doing here and what's with the new getup?
Dark Y/n: Wario?? Is that you?? Get your fat ass over here and help me!!!
Wario: Hmmmm....Nah, I'm gonna rob you instead!
Dark Y/n: You better not or you're gonna regret it!
Wario: I like to see you try!
Wario then tries to rob Y/n by taking his wallet, only to be stopped by a Shadowy gloved hand that gripped Wario's wrist, causing Wario to look up to see a Shadowy version of Mario before he was kicked out of the way by a Shadow version of Luigi.
Wario: What the hell was that?!
Soon Wario was surrounded by a bunch of Shadow clones of Y/n's friends that are about to attack Wario with their faces filled with rage.
Wario: OH MY GAWD!!!
Then without warning, a Shadow clone of Wario appeared from the ceiling and did a body slam on Wario and started beating the literal absolute crap out of Wario.
Dark Y/n: You gonna give up or what?!
Wario: Alright! I give up!!! Make him stop!!!
Dark Y/n: Very well. Ok guys, you can stop now.
Shadow Clones: Yes, boss!
With that, the Shadow clones vanished into thin air and Wario picked himself up from the ground after getting pummeled to death by his shadowy twin.
Wario: Geez, Y/n! Your new power is crazy! What the hell are you doing in here anyway?
Dark Y/n: If you must know, your brother, Waluigi has gone completely bonkers! He tried to kill me, Mario and Luigi! Master Hand went way too far on Waluigi because he wanted to be in Smash Bros, which resulted in him becoming a rejection-powered demon and now since I rejected him, he's now even more powerful than ever and now, I'M STRAPPED TO THIS STUPID CHAIR!!!
Wario: I see...well that's none of my business and...(Realizes something)....WAIT...You saw Waluigi!?!?
Dark Y/n: Did I stutter? He went all power-hungry and out for revenge in his new final form that is powered by rejection, and he left me in here strapped into this chair that I'm trying to get out of!! HE also betrayed me by disguising himself as a Masked Man before revealing himself as your brother! Now that I felt betrayed by your own brother, I suddenly became this dark version of myself that I can suddenly create anything with the dark shadows like those clones that beat the shit out of ya! Now I am going to get back at Waluigi and kill him before he causes more damage to everyone including my own friends with the T-Pose Virus.
Wario: (Thinking) Geez, I never thought I would see this side of Y/n before and that shadow version of me did beat me the shit out of me. So, what he said is true, then I better find a way to stop my brother before he does something stupid. I hate to do this, but this has to work.
Wario: (Clears Throat) Well, not that I care about that idiot anyway...but I just need someone to help me with my scams! So, how about this? If you can help me with my scams, I'll help you stop Waluigi with his so-called evil plan. Do we have a deal or what?
Dark Y/n: (Growls) Why should I help you? You're probably gonna betray me like your brother did, are you? (Dark Power Intensifies)
Wario: Aah! No! I'm not gonna do that! If you can help me with my scams, I can share some of the cash with you and find a way to stop whatever Waluigi is up to!
Dark Y/n: If you're telling the truth than you better get me out of this chair, and I'll help you out! But you better not stab me in the back, or I'll bury you deeper than the Queen of England! UNDERSTAND??!?!?
Wario: (Gulps) Ok....will you excuse me for a moment.
Wario leaves the room for a moment, leaving Y/n all alone again, still strapped on the chair.
Dark Y/n: Hey!!! Don't leave me here!! Get your ass back here and get me out of this chair!!! HELLO?!
Then suddenly, Wario came back with a tow truck as he attached the hook to the chair before getting back in the truck to get Y/n out of the chair.
Wario: Hang on tight, Y/n!! This is gonna be a bumpy ride from here!!
Dark Y/n: Like I have a choice!!
Wario then floored it, and the chair was pulled away from the floor with Y/n still attached to as he hangs on his life with Wario driving his way to the first spot to start the next scam with him driving up to a nearby ramp that sends them to a nearby parking lot and landed on top of somebody's car.
Thankfully, Y/n was completely unharmed from all of the driving as his dark form must've given him enhanced durability and seems to be unaffected by the harmful rays of the sun since Shadow people can be harmed by the light.
Wario: You ok back there.
Dark Y/n: I'm fine. I didn't get any scrapes or bruises, but at least I'm out of that stupid chair!
Wario: Great. Now listen here, Y/n. If we're gonna work together to Waluigi, you have to help me scam people! Deal?
Dark Y/n: (Sighs) Fine. You got a deal.
Then suddenly, after Y/n calmed down a little, his whole body is going back to normal, only leaving his outfit in shades of black colors.
Wario: What the heck just happened?
Y/n: I don't know, but let's get to work before Waluigi starts his evil plan.
Wario: Excellent! Let's get to work!
Y/n: Alright then, what's the plan, Wario?
Wario: Just follow my lead, I think I heard someone!
Y/n: Alright.
So Y/n followed Wario to another location, where they see Boopkins just relaxing at the park with a Hatsune Miku body pillow.
Y/n: Sounds like Boopkins is hanging out with his body pillows again. What do we do now, Wario?
Wario: Simple. Here's what we gotta do...(Whispers the plan to Y/n)
Wario then whispers the plan on how to scam Boopkins for Money while Boopkins is enjoying his "romantic date" with his Hatsune Miku body pillow.
Boopkins: Oh, Miku. Isn't this romantic?
Then suddenly, Wario appeared from under the bench that Boopkins is sitting on.
Boopkins: Oh, hey Wario! What are you doing under my bench?
Wario: Hey! How would you like your uhh....friend here come to life!
Boopkins: Oh, really!? You can make her come alive?! Oooh, do it! I'll pay you anything!!!
Wario: Oh boy! One transformation coming right up!
He then grabbed the Miku body pillow and placed it on the ground to perform the transformation ritual.
Wario: We can't do this without the most important anime of all. (Pulls out some Cory in the House DVD and placed them in the form of a pentagram along with some lit candles) Now...for the forbidden chant...Abra-ka...(Quickly picks up and throws it over to the top of the nearest building) F*CK OFF!
Boopkins: Oh no! Miku!
Wario: Don't worry...your girl should come alive....NOW!!!
(POOF!)
Suddenly, appearing from the roof was an actual Hatsune Miku that was actually brought to life thanks to Y/n's power of bringing any inanimate object like a body pillow into an actual living being as she jumped off the roof to meet her boyfriend, Boopkins.
Miku: Kon'nichiwa, Senpai~
Wario: Ayo WHAT?!?!
Boopkins: Oh, yay! She is alive! Come here, Miku~
Wario: Holy cow! It actually worked!
Y/n: Pssst!
Wario: (Looks up) Huh?
Y/n then gave Wario a thumbs up that he used his powers to bring the body pillow to life instead of actually trying to dress up as Miku to make it believable and Wario is impressed with the results as his scam actually worked.
Wario: OOH YEAH!!!
Boopkins: Thanks for bring my Miku, Wario! (Hands Wario a bunch of Gold Coins) Come on, Miku! Let's go to the movies!
Miku: Ok, Senpai~
Wario: Wow, Y/n! I can't believe that actually worked out better than I expected!
Y/n: Yeah, I figured using my powers to bring Miku to life would be easier than for me to dress up as Miku. Cause that's both gay and too creepy for me to handle. Major Cringe right there.
Wario: Oh yeah, I get what you mean by that. Let's move on to the next scam.
Y/n: Alright then, lead the way.
So then, the two of them head onto the next part of town to find a Koopa Troopa on a wheelchair as the next part of their scam and they already managed to plan this one to make it work like the last one.
Wario: Ok, remember the plan!
Y/n: Got it! Let's do it!
Then as the Koopa Troopa rolled by, Wario appeared from the wall and asks the Koopa Troopa if he wants to see a magic trick.
Wario: Hey! Wanna see a magic trick?
Koopa: Aww yeah! I love magic tricks! Show me, show me!!!
Wario: Well, I can make your wheelchair disappear and give you the ability to walk again!
Koopa: No Way! You Can make my wheelchair disappear and I can walk again?!
Wario: That's right...just close your eyes and count to three!
Koopa: Ok! 1...2...3!
After Koopa counted to 3, Y/n snapped his fingers, making the Koopa's wheelchair disappear and gave him the ability to walk again.
Koopa: (Opens Eyes)
Wario: Ta-Da!
Koopa: Woooah! That's awesome!!!!
Then suddenly, he accidently fell from the bench and then suddenly, he got on the ground with his feet and was surprised to finally regained the ability to walk again.
Koopa: It's a miracle! I can walk again!
Wario: That's great! Now pay up. Magic is expensive stuff.
Koopa: Ok! I was saving this for charity, but you deserve it! (Gives Wario the Gold coins he saved) Also can you make my wheelchair appear again?
Wario: Ugh...fine. Close your eyes.
The Koopa Troopa then closed his eyes, counted to three and opened them back up to see his Wheelchair back to where Wario is standing.
Koopa: Wow! That's amazing! Show me more!
Wario: Uhh....Buzz look an alien!
Koopa: Where?!
Wario: Y/n! Get me out of here!
Y/n: (Snaps Fingers)
Wario then got teleported back to Y/n on the roof, who managed to rig the wheelchair with explosives and pressed a button on the remote to make it explode in a cyro-freeze.
Koopa: You can't trick me! This is still part of the show, isn't it? :D
(BOOM!)
With the bomb exploded, the Koopa Troopa is now frozen solid, but at least he's still alive and his legs still work.
Wario: Whew! That was close! Why did you place a cyro-bomb with an explosive?
Y/n: Cause his real wheelchair fell off the roof and got ran over by a Moving Truck, a police car and Thomas the Tank Engine and I figured creating another wheelchair rigged with a cyro-bomb will shut him up due to his love for magic instead of using real explosives.
Wario: Ah, I see. Won't he remember what happened after he thaws out of there?
Y/n: Don't worry, he'll be out of there in about 2 hours and won't remember how this all went down.
Wario: Nice. Ok. Let's do one last job and we'll think of a plan to stop my brother, Waluigi from taking over the world.
Y/n: (Dark Power Intensifies) Yeah...We'll think of something....(Laughs Evilly)
Wario: THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE IN KILLING HIM!!!
Dark Y/n: (Growls) FINE! This plan better work or I'm gonna lose it!!
Wario: Trust me, Y/n. It will all work out and it's sure to calm Waluigi down from his evil actions.
Dark Y/n: And what would that be, Wario?
Wario: You'll find out soon or later. Now let's get going! Time's-a-wastin'!
Dark Y/n: (Groans) Alright then, this better work in the meantime once we're done with this last job.
Timeskip - 3 Hours Later
As three hours passed, Y/n and Wario are off to find another person to scam on for today before Wario can use the money for something that he planned to do for Waluigi that will stop him from causing any more damage to the people of Creation City. Right now, Wario is searching for who to scam next while Y/n is busy practicing his newfound dark powers by constructing things out of the dark shadow energy as well as teaching his shadow clones to do what they can do to use against Waluigi and his army of T-Pose Zombies.
Wario: Hmm...who to scam next....(Sees a man laying on top of storage box) Too sexy...(Sees Ronald McDonald and Barney the Purple Dinosaur) Too crazy...(Sees Mario and Luigi floating in the water) Perfect! We can scam Mario and Luigi!
Dark Y/n: Huh?! Mario and Luigi?! Where!? (Sees Mario and Luigi) MARIO!!! LUIGI!!!
Mario: (Sees Y/n with Wario) Luigi!! Y/n is still alive!!
Luigi: He is?! Y/n! HELP US!!!
Mario: Yeah! Save us! Luigi can't swim!!!
Y/n then suddenly flew over to them as he can suddenly gain the ability to fly in the air in his dark from and created a shadow rope tied to a shadowy life-preserver and threw it over to them to grab a hold on.
Dark Y/n: Mario! Luigi! Grab on! I'll pull you guys up!
Mario: Ok, but why are you all dark and evil like?
Dark Y/n: I'll explain later! Just grab on so I can pull you up!
Luigi: Do what he says Mario before we're swimming with the fishes!
Mario: Okie-Dokie!
They both grabbed onto the shadowy life-preserver and Y/n began to pull but seems to have a hard time pulling due to Mario's weight. Then he suddenly remembered that he could create shadowy clones with his dark powers. So, he created shadow copies of Mario, Luigi and the rest of Y/n's friends and helped him pull Mario and Luigi out of the water with such powerful force.
Then as soon as Mario and Luigi made it out of the water, the two of them got up to thank Y/n for helping them out, only to see Y/n look completely different as he is in his dark form along with seeing many shadowy versions of themselves and their friends before they all disappeared into thin air.
After that, Y/n took a deep breath and exhaled, turning him back to his normal self again as he is happy to see his two best buddies again.
Y/n: Guys! I'm so glad that you're both okay!
Luigi: Thanks, but who were those guys that just vanished?
Mario: And why do they look like us and our friends? Cause my shadow clone looks more sexier than the other one from the Super Mario Sunshine game.
Y/n: (Sighs) Those were my shadow clones that came from this new form I gained after I found out that Waluigi tricked me into rejecting him to gain his final form...and it hurt me a lot that filled me with such betrayal.
Wario: I just called the ambulance and they have come here just in time! Good job on saving them, Y/n, but don't get used to me being nice to you guys.
Y/n: Whatever. (Summons a Huge Chest full of coins as payment) Here. You can have these gold coins as payment since you called for an ambulance and I'm retiring as your partner/scam artist.
Wario: Deal! Now to fill my end of the bargain! (Gives Y/n 500 coins) Here's your payment as promise and now we can work together to stop Waluigi.
Y/n: You better or there's gonna be some serious trouble if we don't stop your brother!
Wario nods in agreement, but he soon felt sad about what his brother, Waluigi is planning to do right now to the world as he walks back home with the chest full of gold coins to start counting his earnings and eat his bucket of fried chicken.
Wario: (Sighs) What a day...stupid Mario Bros....I don't need them...I don't need Y/n to help me with my scams anymore and I don't need anyone! I got chicken!
Wario then started eating his bucket of fried chicken, but he soon stopped for a moment to think about his brother if he wanted some chicken to eat.
Wario: Waluigi would've wanted this chicken...and I would've told him no, piss off. I don't need him!!!! (Kicks his bucket of chicken) I DON'T NEED HIM!
Then as the bucket of chicken rolled off after Wario kicked it away in anger, the bucket soon bumped into...Waluigi's hat. Wario walked over to it and picked it up as he started to remember the good times that he and Waluigi had before the whole incident happened at the Nintendo HQ!
Wario then began to cry as he actually missed his brother, and he knew that Y/n was right about him taking over the world in his evil form after being rejected by Master Hand and everyone else that made him this way. But one day, he will help out Y/n and his friends stop his brother from going too far and he knows exactly what to do along with the money he got from Y/n.
Location: Y/n's House
After the three of them got back to Y/n's house, Y/n fully explained what happened after Mario and Luigi went through the drainpipe and how he got his new dark from after Waluigi tricked him to give him what he wants to achieve his final form.
Y/n: And that's what happened.
Luigi: Oh geez! I can't believe that Waluigi would do something like that. This is not good at all.
Y/n: Don't worry, Luigi. We'll stop him and his evil plan. As long as we work together as a team, we can stop him. I just hope that I don't go too far in my new form. I somehow felt more powerful due to negative energy around me as if any form of negative energy like bad mojo or bad emotion made my dark stronger and make me more aggressive. I got to be more careful when that happens.
Luigi: It's all good, Y/n. We'll be there for you if that happens.
Y/n: Thanks, Luigi.
Mario: HEY! GUYS! COME LOOK AT THIS!!! SOMETHING AMAZING IS HAPPENING ON TV! THE CARNIVAL IS IN TOWN!!!
Y/n: The carnival is in town! Awesome!
Luigi: Wow! I would love to go with you guys, but I think it's best if I stay here with the others while you two go to the carnival by yourselves.
Y/n: Ok but be careful though. If Waluigi ever comes by, don't let him in under any circumstances. I already installed an Anti-Waluigi and T-Pose Zombie defense system ever since we survived the attack at Peach's castle. We won't be long at the carnival, ok?
Luigi: Got it! Have fun you two.
Y/n: We will! Come on, Mario! Let's go to the Carnival!
Mario: Oh yeah! We're gonna win tons of prizes!
And so, Y/n and Mario head their way to the Carnival while Luigi stays put at Y/n's house with the others in case Waluigi decides to pay a visit. Meanwhile, back with Wario, we see him packing up his stuff, along with the gold coins he managed to earn as he is ready to get his brother back before he takes over the world with the T-Pose Virus.
Wario: I'm going to bring you home, Brother. Don't you worry of what Y/n's dark form has in store for you. His own hatred and betrayal is not to be mess with...especially how negative your "special move" is that will be your own downfall.
END OF EPISODE 28
TO BE CONTINUED IN EPISODE 29
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