Episode 27 - Y/n SAW
Location: ???
No POV
The story starts with Y/n and Mario waking up in an unknown area...
Y/n: (Groans) What the hell happened?
Mario: Yeah man, what happened...did we party yesterday?
They both looked around to find Luigi sleeping on the floor...
Y/n: Luigi's here too?
Mario: Oh yeah, there's Luigi. He probably ate too much.
Then they both found out than a couple of Pirahna Plants has been affixed to their heads...
Y/n: AHH!!! WHAT THE HELL!!! WHY IS THERE A PIRAHNA PLANT ON MY HEAD!!
Mario: WAH!!! WHAT'S GOING ON HERE??? WHO DID THIS TO US?!?!
They both got up to see what's going on right now and how they both ended up in a strange room with Luigi.
Mario: Oh man, I bought a hat? It looks like ass!
Y/n: Mario! That's a pirahna plant and I think we're in some kind of SAW movie or something!
Then they both heard a strange noise and they both look down to see their leg chained to the metal poles taht keeping them from escaping the room they're trapped in.
Mario: Oh boy, Mario must have been into some pretty weird crap yesterday.
Y/n: Or maybe somebody drugged us and chained us up in this room.
Luigi: M-mario?!...Y-y/n?!
Mario: Oh! Luigi. Did you save any food for me?
Y/n: This is no time to think about food, Mario!
Luigi: I'M SCARED GUYS! ARE WE GOING TO DIE?!
Y/n: I don't know, but I don't want to become plant food with this piranha plant on my head!
Mario: Calm down you two! This is probably one of our fans. They kidnap us all the ti-
Then they heard a strange noise, which is then revealed to be a TV screen in the room as an image of a man wearing the Majora's Mask...
Y/n: Something tells me that isn't jigsaw.
Masked Man: I want to play a game...
Y/n: Yep. That's not jigsaw.
Luigi begins to freak out by what's happening right now.
Mario: Games!? Oh boy! :D Can we play Super Smash Each Other In The Ass Bros!?
Y/n: He's not talking about that kind of game, Mario.
Masked Man: The cool guy is right, Mario. In 30 seconds, those Piranha Plants will close, killing-
Mario: AWW C'MOOOON! I WANNA PLAY SOMETHING ELSE!!!
Masked Man: (ignores Mario) In 30 seconds, those-
Mario: Booooriiiiiing!!!!
Masked Man: (ignores Mario again) In-
CDI Link Mario: Gee, it sure is boring around here!
Masked Man: (pissed) Okay, you know what?! I'm starting the timer! Try to get out or you DIE! Goodbye.
TV screen switches to a timer starting at 30 seconds.
Mario: ...well, shit.
Y/n: Oh, nice one, Mario. Now we're gonna die in 30 seconds without the guy giving us the info of how to get these Pirahna Plants off our heads. (Pulls out a Blowtorch and starts using it on the Piranha Plant on his head) We gotta get these plants off our heads before time runs out!
Luigi: NO! I CAN'T DIE! I LEFT THE OVEN ON AT HOME! MARIO! Y/N! HEEELP!
Y/n: I'm working as fast as I can, Luigi!
Mario: (Banging his face against the wall) Don't worry guys! Mario's figuring it out!
Timer: 20 SECONDS
Luigi: UH UH...BEING NICE ALWAYS WORKS! Oh, vicious plants. Will you PRETTY please let go of our heads?
The plant doesn't give a shit and chomps down Luigi's head as he started screaming in pain.
Luigi: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH F**************!!!
Y/n: Well, that didn't work!
Timer: 10 SECONDS
Mario: (Using his hand as a saw) Grrrgh, come on!
Luigi: Nooooooooo...
Y/n: (Continues to Torch the Piranha Plant on his head) Come on! Come on!
Timer: 5...4...3...
Mario: NOO! Mario can't die like this!
Y/n: Well, we're fucked.
Then suddenly, the three Pirahna Plants notice each other
Pirhana Plant #1: Hey there, you seem new here...baby, you are sexy. Hoho!
Piranha Plant #2: Really...? <3
Piranha Plant #3: Seriously?
Pirhana Plant #1: YES. LET US MAKE BABIES.
Pirhana Plant #2: Okie dokie!
Pirhana Plant #3: Oh, hell no! I'm outta here!
And so, the plants got off of their heads and left the room.
Masked Man: ...what da hell?
Y/n and Luigi looks on, shocked at what the fuck just happened.
Y/n: Well, that was idiotic.
Mario: How come spaghetti doesn't talk to me like that :(
Y/n: It doesn't talk to you at all, Mario.
Masked Man: Whatever! Let's just go to the next room!
Then the chains are released from their legs, letting them go to move on to the next room.
Y/n: Whoa!
Luigi: Waah!
Mario: YIPEEEEEEEEEE, SUK MARIOS PINGAS!!!
Looks like Mario celebrated too early, because some fresh new chains are attached to the three of them.
Mario: ...shit.
Y/n: I hate to say that we all saw this coming.
Then they all are being dragged through the underground complex to move on to the next game.
Mario: So, Luigi, how's your Saturday going?
Y/n: Yeah, do you remember what happened before you got chained up in that room with us?
Luigi: MARIO! Y/N! WATCH OUT!
Y/n: (Sees what Luigi is talking about) Holy Shit!
They all see fire, bob-ombs, and a whomp await in the bros path...this won't be good for them at this rate.
Masked Man: It's the Tunnel of Doom, BABYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
Y/n: This isn't good.
Luigi: Waaah!
A screaming Luigi manages to dodge all of the objects as well as Y/n, not wanting to be killed by whatever is in this tunnel that could kill him.
Mario: (also dodging) Ooh. Tunnel of Doom. Very sca-(Gets hit over and over again by bob-ombs)
Luigi: MARIO! Are you okay!?
Y/n: Yeah, you alright, buddy?
A beheaded Mario gives Y/n and Luigi a thumb up.
Mario's body: Mario's always okie-dokie!
Y/n: Well, that's one way to get a-head in life.
(Rim Shot + Laugh Track)
Then they are about to get closer to the Whomp that is going to squish them all flat as a pancake.
Whomp: (whomp noises)
Y/n: Whomp Attack! Incoming!
Luigi: Waah! Here we goooooo!
Y/n and Luigi slides under the whomp and they are safe and sound from there.
Mario: It's-a Mario time!
On the other hand, Mario tries to slide under the whomp...but due to being a fat sack of shit, this doesn't work at all.
Mario: Ah, piss.
Masked Man: Hey! Heyheyhey! No stopping the pain train!
The Masked Man started presses a "go faster" button lik a whole bunch of times, causing Mario and the whomp to start moving. The whomp's back catches Y/n, Luigi and all of the enemies in the Tunnel of Doom too.
Masked Man: Whoopsie-doodles!- (Starts pressing a "2 fast" button)
Then suddenly, the whomp and everyone else slow to a halt and the Whomp is now in incredible pain in his scrotum.
Whomp: My scrotums...
Luigi: (trying to get up) Ohhhh...mama-mia...
Y/n: (Groans, gets up) You guys ok?
Luigi: I'm good.
Mario: YEAH! That was-a lots of fun!
Masked Man: Ahahahahahahahahahahah!
Y/n: That sounds like the Masked Man is coming.
The Masked man comes in, riding a motorcycle. Definitely not Jigsaw.
Man: Ho-ho-ho! Aren't you guys having fun? I know I am!
Y/n: No! We're not having fun at all!
Mario: Grrrgh, mama f*cker! Get over here!
Mario tries to run over to attack the Masked Man but is stopped by the chain.
Luigi: Waah!
Y/n: Oh geez!
Man: Uh-uh-uh! You're breaking the rules, Mario! Hahahahahahahahahahha!
Y/n: Mario! You better follow the rules or else he'll kill us all!
Mario: Oh, hell no!
Mario then grabs and throws a Monty Mole at the Masked Man, knocking him off the motorcycle.
Y/n: Mario! What the hell?!
Masked Man: (bob mode) oW, mY oVaRiEs!
Mario laughs as Y/n and Luigi are both shocked at what Mario did to the Masked Man like that.
Masked Man: ...BIG MISTAKE!
Y/n: That's not a good sign.
Luigi: Eeeeeee...Mariooooooo?
Masked Man: (Angry) You REALLY shouldn't have done that! You've just earned yourself...the PUNISHMENT ROUND!
Y/n: Oh shit! Mario! This is all your fault!
Luigi: Ohhhh no........
Y/n, Mario and Luigi are then dragged into an area filled with lava, where they are left dangling to their doom...
Y/n: Uh oh, we're all dangling over a pit of lava!
Mario: Oh boy...it's a bit too spicy in here!
Luigi: L-LAVA! WHAT THE HECK IS HAPPENING!?
Masked Man: Welcome to "The Floor is Lava". Each one of you have a button by your feet. Pressing the button will release your shackle, dropping you or two of you into the lava. Whoever drops into the lava DIES but makes it so the last person is free to go.
Mario: OH SHIT!!!
Y/n: THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!!!
Luigi: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
Man: Time for the true test! Oh, and the lava is rising! So, if you don't make a choice soon...you'll all DIE! Have fun!
Luigi: S-sacrifice!? Guys! What do we do!?
Mario: (throwing shit at the chains) Mama f*cker!!! Piece of shit...
Y/n: Geez! What are these chains made of? Titanium or something?
Luigi: UH...T-TRY SWINGING TO ME!
Mario: Oh! Good idea!
Y/n: Ok! Mario you go first!
Mario: Okie-Dokie!
Mario tries to swing over to Luigi, but to no avail...probably due to all that fat...Y/n even tried to do the same, but he's too far away to grab Luigi.
Mario: SHIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!
Y/n: Oh, it's not use. Mario is too heavy to grab you and I'm too far away to reach over to you either. We got to think of something.
Mario and Luigi looked down at the lava, before they looked at each other as they both decided that there is something they must do to let Y/n go and survive this situation.
Luigi: Y/n...
Y/n: Hm?
Luigi: Mario and I are going to press the button.
Y/n: (Shocked) WHAT?! B-but-
Luigi: I...I know Y/n...but...if my brother, Mario agrees to this, and you get to live...then I'm okay with that.
Mario: And so am I. You were always a great friend to me, Y/n.
Y/n: (crying) GUYS WAIT! DON'T YOU DARE! We can figure this out! I just need more time to-
Luigi: Make sure Peach, Toad, and the others don't forget about us, ok?
Mario: And please tell Tails Doll that me and brother are in a better place.
Y/n: MARIO! LUIGI! STOP! PLEASE!
Luigi: Stay safe, bro.
Mario: We'll never forget you, Y/n. Thanks for being my best bud.
Mario and Luigi then pressed the button, releasing them to be sacrified for Y/n's safety.
Y/n: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Then a splash is heard. It appears that both Mario Luigi is no more...............Y/n looks on in despair before shedding a tear that Mario and Luigi are now dead.
Y/n: No.....
But then...
Luigi: Hey...this is some weird tasting lava....
Mario: Yeah, and it tastes terrible.
Y/n: Huh? Mario? Luigi?
We then cut down to see that Mario and Luigi are both still alive, but how?
Luigi: This isn't lava...it's just really warm Kool-Aid!
Mario: Whew. And I thought we're gonna die in warm kool-aid that isn't lava.
Y/n: WHAT!? YOU GUYS ARE STILL ALIVE!!! WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON HERE?!?!?
Then suddenly, a TV monitor dangles down in front of Y/n, clapping with amusement of what just happened.
Masked Man: (clapping) Ahahahahahah! Good show! Good show, everyone!
Y/n: (extremely pissed) YOU MASKED ASSHOLE! WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU...
Luigi: (tasting the "lava") Mmm! Watermelon flavoured!
Mario: It still tasted terrible though.
Masked Man: Mario and Luigi, for both of your kindness, generosity, and devout love for your friend...you're both free to go! I wish my brother loved me that much...
Y/n: Huh? Brother? What do you mean by that?
Luigi/Mario: Wait...brother?
Masked Man: Uh, anyway, you're both free to go! I'm gonna send you both to the sewers now.
Mario: Ew! No! Mario hates the sewers!
Luigi: W-wait! I don't want to leave here without our friend!
Mario: Yeah, let Y/n go right this instant!
Masked Man: (Reading a newspaper) Yeah, well, it's non-negoitable. (Press a button)
Then with the press of a button, the lava begins to drain, taking Mario and Luigi with it.
Y/n: NO!! DON'T LEAVE ME HERE, GUYS!
Mario/Luigi: (Getting sucked into a pipe) Y/NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
Masked Man: As for YOU, my cool looking friend...you get to go...to the BONUS ROUND!
Y/n: Bonus round?!
Y/n then gets dragged into a very dark room, where he lands in a chair, which then locks him up tight!
Y/n: (frustrated) GRAAH!! Let me out of this chair!
TV turns on revealing the Masked Man once again.
Masked Man: I want to play a game...
Y/n: I'M DONE PLAYING YOUR STUPID GAMES!!! LET ME OUT OF THIS CHAIR SO I CAN GO HOME!!!
Masked Man: All you have to do is answer this question truthfully...
Y/n: Fine, but you better let me out of this chair if I do it!
Masked Man: Will you be my friend?
Y/n: What? What kind of question is that? HELL NO!!! THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN!!!
Masked Man: What if I said please?
Y/n: NO! YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE! I THOUGHT THAT MY FRIENDS WERE DEAD AND YOU TRICKED ME! I'LL NEVER EVER BE YOUR FRIEND!!! YOU SICK!!! TWISTED!!! FUCK!!!
Masked Man: ...hahahaha...hahahahah....
Y/n: What's so funny?
The Masked Man begins to laugh harder and harder as a dark smoke begins to surround him...the man is then revealed to be...Waluigi?!!!!!!
Waluigi: WAH-HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Y/n: WHAT!?!? WALUIGI!?!?
Waluigi: Thank you Y/n...FOR REJECTING ME!!!
Lasers begin to eject from Waluigi's eyes...Waluigi then transformers into his stronger form, the form that he obtains when he amasses the power of rejection...
Waluigi: W A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A!!!
The TV cuts off, and Waluigi appears in front of him...let's call this form Walu-Rambo....
Y/n: WALUIGI!? HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?!? WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!
Waluigi: I sent 1 thousand emails out to the people of the Mushroom Kingdom...
-Flashback Starts-
We then go to a flashback, where Waluigi started emailing people on the computer to be their friend.
Waluigi: And every person I sent it to, rejected the invitation...
The flashback shows Waluigi on a site called "SMG4BOOK, he's set up an invitation...
SMG4BOOK Waluigi's Birthday :) "Hey guys please come to my birthday party and celebrate good memes with me <3")
The replies to the invitation are all negative...
SMG4: Lol ya memes are weak, see you not there!
Wario: Sorry bro, I got a date with KFC drumsticks.
Meggy: Are you kidding me??? After the T-Pose Virus do you really expect ANYONE to go!?!?!?!?
Bob: LOL no!
Waluigi: And for every person that rejected me, I got stronger and stronger...I was reaching my final form...until...
He then sees that in Waluigi's invitation updates, showing "1" as going...that person turns out to be Y/n.
Y/n: Sure, I'll come Waluigi! I'm sure that your birthday will be a blast! :D
Flashback Waluigi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
-Flashback End-
Waluigi: You were the only one to accept my invitation...UNTIL NOW!
Y/n: So...you set all this up and made me think Mario and Luigi died...so I wouldn't like you?
Waluigi: Exactly!
Y/n: Dude....that's cold...and you just betrayed me....right in my face!
Waluigi: WAH! You wouldn't understand! You'll never understand!...but now...NOW I'VE REACHED MY FINAL FORM!!!...WAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!...thank you, Y/n...
Waluigi begins to exit via portal...
Waluigi: We will meet again...
He then disappears, leaving Y/n all alone in the dark room by himself, still strapped in the chair feeling betrayed by Waluigi in his final form of rejection.
But then suddenly, a strange dark aura hovered around Y/n as his anger is going up to the max, unleashing a strange new power mixed in the power of Jealously and Hate known as....
The Power of Betrayal!!!
With this new dark power unlocked, Y/n's body is now pitched black, and he let out a loud roar of anger, vowing to get revenge on Waluigi for betraying him and he will not stop until he is finished with him in his final form in order to save his friends and all of the innocent people in Creation City with his dreaded T-Pose Virus!
Y/n then tried to struggle his way out of the chair in his new dark form, which for some reason that the dark aura is creating some sort of shadowy hands that are trying to help Y/n get the bindings attached to the chair to free Y/n from his prison.
Dark Y/n: THIS ISN'T OVER WALUIGI!!! WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU!!! YOU'RE DEAD!!! YOU HEAR ME!!! YOU'RE DEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADD!!!
END OF EPISODE 27
TO BE CONTINUED IN EPIOSDE 28
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