Location: Peach's Castle - The Mushroom Kingdom

It starts with SMG4 and Y/n standing in front of the castle, looking at each other furiously with the TF2 song "Dreams of Cruelty started playing in the background as they are about to fight to the death.

Y/n and SMG4 both yell and run toward each other to start fighting. It suddenly looks like a fighting game screen, as there are health meters in both upper corners, as well as a timer with an 8-bit rendition of Guile's theme playing in the background. It pans out to reveal that they are, indeed, playing a fighting game: Super Smash each other in the ass Bros. SMG4 knocks out Y/n and is made the winner.

While SMG4 celebrates, Y/n throws his controller in anger that he lost to SMG4 again.

Mario: OH **** YOU NERVE HURTING PIECE OF ****!

Y/n: WHAT THE F***ING HELL!!! 

SMG4: Woo, too easy!

Mario: WHAT THE HELL!? THIS IS THE 20TH TIME THAT WE BOTH LOST TO YOU NOW!

SMG4: You just both just suck at video games! (Laughs at them)

Y/n: YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!!

Mario: YOU KNOW WHAT! WE'RE GONNA GO TRAIN AND BECOME THE BEST!!!!

Y/n: YEAH!!!!

SMG4: (Laughing) Train? Mario, you've never trained in anything... ...EVER! And I'm pretty sure Y/n is not gonna be any better then me! (Continues Laughing)

Mario: Screw you! We're gonna be stronger than anyone you've ever seen! We're gonna train until our arms come off! JUST YOU WATCH!

Y/n: I highly doubt that my arms will fall off, but we're gonna do it! YOU'LL SEE!!

We then cut to Mario "training" by playing video games all day and they finished their training by eating some ice cream at the mall.

Mario: Man, training sure is hard.

Y/n: I know, right? But it's probably gonna take some serious gaming to defeat SMG4. We're gonna need a special video game trainer if we're gonna be expert gamers. But who?

Mario: Hmmmm....yes...who?

Then they both heard some cheering going on in a local game store. They both go in and tries to see past the crowd.

Mario: I can't see anywhere!

Y/n: C'mon! We need to see what's going on.

The competition is Bob vs. a blue-haired girl in a game of Super Smash each other in the ass Bros.

Y/n: Huh. I wonder who's going to win this game tournament. 

Mario: Hmmm... (Sees Boopkins) Oh hey Boopkins...

Fishy Boopkins: Oh, hey Mario! Hey, Y/n!

Y/n: Hey, Boopkins? What's going on here?

Mario: And why are there so many people here?

Fishy Boopkins: Oh, it's Bob! He challenged the blue-haired girl to Super Smash each other in the ass Bros! Apparently, she's one of the best in the world at this game!

Y/n: She is? Maybe she can help us with our gaming problem, Mario.

Mario: Good idea, Y/n.

Back with the gaming tournament between Bob and the blue haired girl, Bob is starting to believe that he's gonna wina and not the girl since he thinks that girls are stupid at playing video games, not realizing that he's about to get his butt kicked.

Bob: Oof! A girl gamer? Don't make me laugh! Girls are stupid! LAWL! Leave video games to manly men like me!

Blue-Haired Girl: Hmph!

In-game Announcer: 3!

Mario: Let's-a go!

Y/n: Let's do it!

In-game Announcer: 2!

Bob: Time to smash!

In-game Announcer: 1!

The girl just looks down at her controller before the In-game Announcer starts the fight.

In-game Announcer: FIGHT!

The match begins with Bob playing as Dr. Eggman and the girl playing as Yoshi.

Bob: You will never beat Dr. Eggman! Dr. Eggman is the shit!

The girl, controlling Yoshi, starts beating Eggman up, shocking Bob in the process that he is getting his ass kicked by the girl's impressive gaming skills.

Bob: What the shit!? How did she do that!?

The girl continues to have Yoshi pummel Eggman until the latter is knocked out, ending the match. The crowd starts cheering for the girl as she defeated Bob with such gaming style.

Girl: Oh... Thanks guys...

She then walks out of the store while Y/n, Mario and Fishy Boopkins stare in amazement. Y/n is also having that same hearts in eyes kind of stare again as he is starting to have another crush on another girl like her.

Bob: Hey, where are you going? I was just going easy on you that time! I want a rematch! I will call up my father Sakurai and tell him to ban you for hacking!

Then without warning, Bob gets hit by a large object by Y/n as he threw it at him for insulting the girl that just beat Bob's ass in the game.

Bob: Ow my ovaries! 

Y/n: Yeah, that what you get, asshole!

Mario: Hey, stinky! Enough of that love-sick puppy stuff and let's go after that girl, so she can teach us how to get back at SMG4!

Y/n: Oh, right! Let's go!

Y/n and Mario then ran out of the store to catch up with the girl. They both spotted her and they ran after her. Then the two of them suddenly appears in front of her, flat-faced.

Y/n: Hi! How are ya?

Mario: How ya doin'?

This startles the girl for a moment before Y/n and Mario introduced themselves.

Y/n: Sorry for the jumpscare, but allow me to introduce ourselves. My name is Y/n, and this is my friend, Mario.

Mario: Nice to meet you, Blue smurf lady! Mario and Y/n want to ask you a question!

Girl: Uh... n-no. Sorry. (She walks away in fear until she bumps into a vending machine. Mario's head emerges out.)

Mario: 'Scuse me!

The girl is so frightened she gets sent flying back into another dispenser, which Y/n managed to appear behind it and catch Tari, which made him bump into the machine that causes two free bags of chips to come out. The girl looked at Y/n for a moment before the two of them began to blush after that before Y/n let goo f her and the girl got back on her feet.

Girl: (Laughs Nervously) *Blushes* Thanks.

Y/n: (Laughs Nervously) *Blushes* No problem...heh...Oh hey! Free chips! (He picks up the chips and gives one to her, which she gladly takes.)

Mario: Hey! You're good at games! What's your name?

Y/n: Yeah, tell us. What is your name?

Tari: Uh...T-Thanks. My name's...Tari.

Y/n: Tari? That's a pretty name.

Mario: Well Tari...Can you teach us how to not suck at video games...(Best cry ever.)

Y/n: Yeah, we always get our butt kicked by our friend, SMG4 and we need your help in teaching us on becoming as good as you. Can you help us, Tari?

Tari: I'm...I'm not that good. I just play for a living.

Mario: Ooooh, very funny joke! I saw you smash Bob's ass! He didn't stand a chance!

Y/n: Yeah, you were awesome back there.

Bob: (Walking in the background behind them.) Suck a dick!'

Y/n: (Shoots Bob in the Ovaries in retaliation) Shut up, Bob!

Bob: Ow my Ovaries!

Mario: Please teach us, Tari! We need to beat our friend and feel accomplished in our lives!

Tari then looked at them as they both pleaded and begged for her to teach them on how to 

Tari: Uh...ok. I'll try... (Okie dokie!)

Mario yells in excitement as he kept yelling, even after he takes off all of his clothes, grossing both Y/n and Tari. Then a Goomba walks by as sees Mario streaking in the mall.

Tari: (To a Goomba, who is looking disgusted at the sight of a naked, fat Mario.) Uh...hehe..I don't know this man.

Y/n: Yeah...we were here before you did.

Then we cut to Y/n, Mario and Tari walking down the mall to talk about how what Tari will teach them about video gaming.

Mario: Okie dokie! What super-secret techniques will you teach us? :D

Y/n: Yeah, we're ready for whatever you got for us to learn, Tari.

Tari ponders, then see an arcade behind her.

Tari: (How about... Try this!) Uh...Let me see your skills first...

Y/n: Ah...a local arcade. That's the perfect place to show you, our skills. Let's go in and get started.

They all entered the arcade and go up to a screen with Smash on it. Tari and Mario pick up controllers.

Mario: Let us begin...

Y/n and Mario holds up their NES controller with Y/n holding it normally while Mario starts holding like a Wii remote.

Y/n: I'm ready.

Mario: Let us begin.

Tari: Say whaaaaaaat?

Y/n: It's a Mario thing. You'll get used it.

Mario: Kid's gonna die tonight!

The game begins, but Mario just presses buttons while his in-game character just fumbles around like an idiot. A grinning Tari knocks him out with just a single tap of a button, and the match ends.

Mario: Well, that was a load of shit! (Tari laughs.)

Y/n: Let me give it try.

As Y/n takes his turn, Y/n and Tari begin fighting as Y/n starts concentrating on whatever Tari throws at him as he begins dodging her attacks before unleashing one his special In-Game moves, Consecutive Normal Punches.

Y/n: Try blocking this.

Y/n then unleashed his move on Yoshi, but Tari managed to dodge him and tries to do a counterattack until Y/n did a perfect dodge before hitting Yoshi with a metal bat, sending him out of the battlefield with a home run.

Y/n: Enjoy your trip!

GAME OVER! Y/N WINS!

Tari: Hey, that's pretty good.

Y/n: Thanks, Tari. You're pretty good as well. What's next on our training?

Tari: (Blushing from Y/n's Uh...Come over here. I think I have an idea.

Mario flips her off before Y/n smacks it down, and they go over to a Whack-a-Luigi game.

Whack-a-Luigi: Gotchie gotchie! You look ridiculous!

Mario: How is this crappy game supposed to help me!?

Y/n: Yeah, how is this Whack-a-Mole type of game a part of our training?

Tari: Uhh...you're both going to need more than just "button mashing" skills...which is why... You both must learn to focus!!!!

Mario: What!? Focus?! Mario brain is always focused!!

Not really, as his brain shows Baldi dancing to Fortnite music in front of spaghetti.

Y/n: I'm not sure if there's anything in that brain of yours will make you focus, but let's give it a go.

Tari: Ok...Let's try. She presses a button, and Luigis start bobbing up. Mario grabs a hammer.

Mario: Time to die...

He then starts whacking all over the place, not even once hitting a Luigi, confusing Y/n to see how Mario is not even hitting one of them, no matter how much he is trying to hit them.

Y/n: You cannot be serious right now. He's not even hitting one of them.

Tari: Uh...Mario... yoohoo! Mario???

She ponders, then goes over and steals some ice from an Ice Climber.

Popo: In Dota, basically you pick one character okay, and then you...

She then throws the ice at Mario, who freezes in place and caused Y/n to back away after Mario became frozen solid into a block of ice. Predictably, the score Mario got is 0.

Whack-a-Luigi: Yay! That's-a pretty SHET.

Y/n: Well, that was idiotic.

Tari: Mario...Remember what I told you?... Focus!!!

Y/n: She's right, Mario. In order to defeat your opponent, you must focus on your opponent 

Mario: Fine! Hmm.

Mario: Focusing...Focusing...Focusing...

He tries to focus more, and eventually manages to get Baldi, spaghetti, and dancing out of his mind.

Mario: I... See... Everything!

He then actually hits a Luigi.

Mario: Oh... I did it! I did it!

Tari: See! Now you're getting it! (Mario smacks her with the hammer.) Ow.

Mario: Oops...sorry.

Y/n: Tari! Are you okay?

Tari: I'm good. Want to give it a go, Y/n.

Y/n: Sure. I was the current all-time whack-a-mole champion.

Mario: Oh yeah! He can beat anyone even me in a game of whack-a-mole.

Tari: Ok. (Starts the game again.)

Y/n: (Grabs a hammer) Alright, I just gotta focus...focus......focus..........focus.....

As Y/n began to focus on the game, he stared at the Luigis for a moment before they suddenly shifted into pink bears in Barbershop Quartet outfits as he suddenly began to remember the fight between him, and a group of Huggables in Barbershop Quartet outfits known as the Bearbershop Quartet.

Y/n then soon started to remember how he encountered the Bearbershop Quartet with Mario and Oliver from Battle Bears as he can still hear the song that those singing Huggables did about stealing his liver and eating it with steak sauce.

Bearbershop Quartet #1: Your Liver!

Bearbershop Quartet #2: Looks delicious!

Bearbershop Quartet #3: We're gonna take it!

Bearbershop Quartet #4: And Eat it!

Bearbershop Quartet #5: And try it with Steak Sauce!

Y/n's Mind: Urge to kill...rising...

Tari and Mario are suddenly confused and worried about Y/n's acting a bit strange and weird when he kept staring at the Luigis for at least 3 minutes.

Tari: Uhh....Mario? Is he okay? He's been staring at that game for almost 3 minutes.

Mario: I don't know...I think he's lost his mind and gone coo-coo crazy.

Y/n: DIE BITCH!!!

Y/n then unleashed his fury with the hammer in his hand and started hitting the Luigi's with such brutal force until the game is completely broken. Tari and Mario were in complete shock to see Y/n completely demolish the arcade machine with such powerful force from his Whack-a-Mole skills.

Y/n: (Panting) That's what you get you stupid singing Barbershop bears.

Mario: Oh boy...Mario knew that this was gonna happen to him.

Tari: Ummm...Let's move on, shall we?

Mario: Good idea.

Next, they go over to a crane game as their next challenge.

Tari: OOOH! This next one is my favorite! Crane games!!! Perfect for hand eye coordination! Accuracy and agility... and most importantly... a chronic gambling addiction disguised as a childs game (ooooh) (so cute) (i need it) (i must cuddle it to death) (so cute) (i will own you)

Y/n: I bet I can win as many prizes as possible in this game. It may take a few tries, but I'm sure that I will get the hang of it.

Mario: Mama-mia. This game looks stupid as hel- (He notices a half-eaten slice of pizza.) OOOH! FREE PIZZA! (He pushes Tari and Y/n out of the way and begins to play the game. He grabs a robot with Thomas the Tank Engine's face on it, a Shy Guy, and a Pengaz.)

Tari: Uh Mario...I think someone threw their food in there...

Y/n: Yeah, that pizza might be moldy or stale after being in there for a long time. Somebody should've put that pizza slice in the trash can instead of shoving it into the machine.

Mario: I don't care!

Tari: Don't forget Mario! Focus! Then aim carefully.

Y/n: Yeah, you don't want to mess this up.

Mario grabs the stick and jumps backwards, with the crane coming out of the game and sticking itself to Toad.

Mario: OOH! I GOT ONE!

Y/n: Whoa! I didn't expect that to happen!

The crane pulls Toad toward him, but Toad grabs onto another game as he is holding onto his own life.

Tari: Oh no! We need to help him!

Y/n: I'm way ahead of ya, Tari!

Y/n and Tari then started up two more crane machines and used the claws to grab onto Toad to help out Mario.

Toad: The f**k?

Then Toad is forcefully pulled toward them by three claws controlled by Y/n, Tari and Mario.

Y/n: (Thumbs up.) Wowie-Zowie! We caught ourselves a big one!

Tari: (Thumbs up.) Noice!

Mario: (Thumbs up.) A-yeeeeeeees!

Tari: I have one final lesson for you two...

Y/n: Oh yeah! We're ready, Tari!

Mario: OOOH! Is it a super-secret special move?!

Tari: Even better!

We then cut to Y/n and Mario watching Tari feed ducks.

Mario: WHAT?!

Y/n: I don't get it.

Duck: Swiggity swooggity, I am coming, for the booty.

Tari: Cmon! Relax! Being calm before a match is really important!... Isn't that right, lil duckies?

Y/n: Ah I see what you mean by that, Tari.

She turns to see that a duck has bitten onto her hand. She screams in pain as she tries to get the duck off.

Y/n: Hey, you ducks! Let go of her hand! (Pulls out a Baseball Bat) I'm gonna mess you up!

Y/n then proceeds to hit the ducks with a baseball bat to make them let go of Tari's hand, which actually managed to work as Tari is exhausted from getting the duck off her hand and thanked Y/n for helping her out.

Mario: Hey, this IS pretty relaxing. :D

Tari: (Tired out.) Ok training over...

Y/n: That's it? Alright then, I think me, and Mario are ready to challenge SMG4 to a rematch. You ready, Mario?

Mario: OOH YEAH! OMario's feeling ready to fight! >:D Let's go kick SMG4's ass, Y/n! You in, Tari?

Tari: H-huh...? Me?... Uh...y-you two go on. I'm still....feeding these duckies...

Y/n: Oh...ok then. 

Mario: Okie dokie! (He shakes her hand.) Thank you so much! You such a good player! (He runs off with Y/n.) COME ON, Y/N! TIME TO DIE, SMG4!

Y/n: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

Tari: Oh, thank gosh... Almost had to meet new people.... I'm happy right where I am!

She feels two ducks bitten on both her hands as she then started in pain, causing Y/n to quickly come back and hit the ducks with the baseball bat again.

We then cut back to the castle, where Y/n and Mario walked to the room where they and SMG4 played Smash at. Then we see SMG4 is sitting in a chair, back turned to the comedic duo as he then turns around to face them both, holding a Yoshi plush.

SMG4: Welcome. I've been expecting you two...

Mario: Fight us SMG4!

Y/n: Yeah, we're not gonna lose to you this time.

SMG4 throws his plush to the side and pulls out a controller, as does Mario and Y/n. as they all stared at each other dramatically.

Mario: Here we go again...!

Y/n: Let's do this...!

They both jumped up, then it cuts to the start of the match as they all start mashing buttons until SMG4 manages to hit both Y/n and Mario.

Mario: OH NO!!!

Y/n: Ah Shit!

SMG4: Both of your feeble skills have no match for the meme side. Ha, ha, ha. I can see you two have gotten better. But you two are still no match for me!!!

Then as luck would have it, Y/n and Mario remembers Tari telling them to focus. But it then shows that Tari is actually outside the window.

Tari: FOCUS!

Y/n/Mario: Tari???

She waves nervously at them, but the wooden ledge she's standing on gives way, and she screams as she falls. Y/n quickly used his telekinetic powers to save Tari from falling and rebuilds the wooden ledge to make it sturdier as she gave them the thumbs up.

Y/n and Mario got more determined as the match resumes and they both then successfully managed to land a couple of hits on SMG4.

SMG4: OHH MAH ASS! GRRRRRRR! (He hits Y/n and Mario again.) THIS... ..IS... ...OVER!

It really did end up being over, as both Y/n and Mario hits SMG4 one last time, draining him of all his health, and thus ending the match. SMG4 gasps in surprise.

KO!

Y/N AND MARIO WINS!

Y/n: Whoo! We finally won! Whooo-hooo! (Does a victory dance)

Mario: Get wrecked, bitch! Looks like-a Mario and Y/n win this time! You got what you asked for! (He starts going crazy over his victory.) Hahaha... we won! Haha! We won! Boing! We won! Game over! Want to play again, mamaf***?

Y/n: Ok, Mario. Let's not get too cocky now.

SMG4: (Walks away in tears.) Beaten...by Y/n....and....Mario?? They'll never let this go...

He goes to the door and sees Tari peeking from the other side.

SMG4: Huh?

Tari: S-sorry... (She hides behind the door.)

Mario: (Runs after her.) Hey! Come back here! (She brings her into the room.) HEY TARI! WE BEAT SMG4 AND IT'S ALL THANKS TO YOU! CELEBRATE WITH US!!!

Y/n: Yeah, you did a great job teaching us the ways of video gaming.

Tari notices SMG4 on the ground crying.

Tari: Wanna play me for fun?

SMG4: (Looks up at her.) Hey! Sure!

Y/n: Hey, SMG4? Sorry for all that. We just wanted to beat you in a match that's all. Can we forget this ever happened?

SMG4: Sure, pal. It's just a game after all. Why don't we all play together in 3 Player match?

Y/n: Sounds like a plan to me.

Then after all of that, Y/n, Tari and SMG4 start playing another match, but they're playing the game just for fun instead of making it a challenge. Everything turned out great in the end, well almost everything as Mario continues to celebrate his and Y/n's victory of defeating SMG4 in a match.

Mario: (Still celebrating.) Wahaaaa! Wahaaaa! Get wrecked! Suck mah penis! Haha! Haha! (Suddenly appears naked and humping an NES controller.) My wiener is so happy!

END OF EPISODE 26

TO BE CONTINUED IN EPISODE 27