Episode 23 - Waluigi's Time

Location: Nintendo Headquarters

No POV

The Arc chapter begins at the headquarters of the famed video game company, Nintendo, where a certain purple and black wearing scammer has arrived at to see if he can finally be in Super Smash Bros.

Waluigi: (Excited noises)

-Flashback to Waluigi, Y/n, and Fishy Boopkins having an ice cream break-

We then see a flashback of Y/n, Waluigi and Fishy Boopkins having some ice cream on a hot summer day as Boopkins believes that Waluigi should definitely be in the Super Smash Bros. game.

Fishy Boopkins: Lalalalala... You know, Waluigi?

Waluigi: Wha?

Boopkins: If you really wanna be in Smash Brothers, you should just try! I believe in you. You can do it!

Y/n: Yeah, I'm sure you'll be a real big shot in being part of the Smash Bros. gang, you got the skills to prove it.

Waluigi: Waaaaaaaaaah ho!

-Flashback Ends-

Waluigi: WAAAAAAAAAA! Waluigi Time! Ha ha HA HA HA!

Waluigi enters the headquarters to go speak with the boss to see if he can earn a spot in the new Super Smash Bros. Game.

Waluigi: HEY!

The Teletubbies are working, making their usual retarded noises with their boss, Master Hand controlling them like a total slave driver.

Master Hand: CMON! WORK FASTER! NO SLACKING! I want Smash Ultimate to be FLAWLESS!!!

Waluigi: HEY! Floating hand! We need to talk.

Master Hand: Huh!? What?! Oh, it's just you...the assist trophy meeting is over there.

We then quickly cut over to the assist trophy meeting area, where a bunch of losers sit as they are not part of the Super Smash Bros. roster as the assist trophy group is where the least favorite and weaker characters are not fit to be in the big leagues.

Knuckles: I am lonely.

M. Hand: Now go away! I'm busy. Has anyone got a hold on that cool dude that keeps blocking my calls, emails and fax numbers, because he needs to contact back if wants to be a part of the roster.

Teletubby: Sorry sir, he hasn't respond back since you called him like over 9000 times and he still refused the offer to be a part of the roster.

M. Hand: Damn it! Well call him again and see if he will answer us this time!

Teletubby: Whatever.

Waluigi then begins to throw a temper tantrum, screaming all over the place.

M. Hand: AHHHHHHH IT BURNS!!!

Po's computer catches on fire and explodes, killing him instantly.

Waluigi: NO! Waluigi's not having this! Stop ignoring me!!!!

M. Hand: OK FINE! We'll talk...

M. Hand turns towards the Teletubbies that stopped working as the giant hand angrily yells at them to get back to work.

M. Hand: DID I SAY YOU COULD STOP WORKING!?

The Teletubbies resume working after being yelled at by their boss and continued working while Master Hand and Waluigi go into the Hand's own office to discuss about him being in the roster with the other popular characters.

Location: Master Hand's Office - Nintendo HQ

Inside the Master Hand's office, Waluigi started begging to the Master Hand to be in the roster for the new Smash Bros game, but the giant hand is not going to let him in no matter how much that Waluigi begged, pleaded and cried to get into the roster.

Waluigi: YOU GOT TO LET ME IN! PLEEEEEASE!

M. Hand: Ughh...how many times have you asked me this!?

-Starts Flashback-

We then get a flashback montage of Waluigi annoying Master Hand to let him in Smash Bros. Waluigi even popped in while M. Hand was taking a bath to bug him about it.

Master Hand: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

Waluigi rises up in the bath water acting like a creepy guy like in those horror films.

M. Hand: A THOUSAND F***CKING TIMES NO!!!

-Flashbacks Ends-

M. Hand: Look, if I were to put you in Smash, what would your special move even be, huh?

Waluigi begins thinking and eventually comes up with something as a special move that he can do to get him into Smash Bros.

Waluigi: ...wah!

M. Hand: Saying "wah" is not a special move, Waluigi.

Waluigi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Waluigi is so disappointed that he doesn't have a special move to get him into Smash Bros.

M. Hand: Every fighter has something unique about them that they can use...you have nothing...you are not unique.

Waluigi leaves, saddened by Master Hand's rejection of him to finally get a chance to be in Smash Bros.

M. Hand: Hey, if you could yell at the workers on your way out, that'd be great!

Waluigi leaves the Nintendo HQ and heads all the way back home, still saddened by the rejection.

Location: Wario and Waluigi's "Home" - Danger Zone City

Wario is digging into some fried chicken in his "house", which is really just a bunch of trash bags. Waluigi then approaches to ask Wario if he is unique to actually have a special within himself that is keeping him from achieving his ultimate goal of being a part of the roster in Smash Bros.

Wario: Hey bro, where'd you go? Your chicken got all eaten!

Waluigi: Bro...do you think...I'm unique?

Wario: What? Yeah, sure.

Waluigi: Really??? What do you think my special moves should be?

Wario: Your special moves?...uhh...

Wario then tries to think of what kind of special move that Waluigi has that is enough to get him into Smash Bros, but an entire day has passed as Wario tries to think of a special movie for Waluigi, but he could not think of a special move for Waluigi as he tried to find a way out of this situation, and he decided to go look for more chicken to eat as a way to get out of the conversation with Waluigi.

Wario: (Still thinking) Uhh.....................oh look...I'm out of chicken...I'll go get some more...GOOD LUCK! LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Waluigi: HEY!!!...

He then goes back to being depressed since Wario was no help at all as he holds up a mirror to look at himself to figure out what his special move really is.

Waluigi: Do I really not have anything exciting about me?...NO! I must have some special moves I can show off!

Waluigi heads to his "room", which consists of the aforementioned trash bags, and begins checking stuff to see if it's the key to his special move.

Waluigi: I gotta have something useful in here!

Waluigi picks up a swiss army knife.

Waluigi: Oh! Maybe this swiss army knife can be my special move!

Annoying Voice: kNoCK kNoCK!

Waluigi turns around to see Bob.

Bob: yOo WhAdUp NeIgHbOr! I wAs ThInKiNG iF I CoUlD bOrRoW sOmE sUgAr! I'M mAkInG sOmE hAsH bRoWnIeS!

Waluigi: Uhh...hey do you have any special moves, Bob?

Bob: sPeCiAl MoVeS...oH HeLl YaH i Do!!!

Bob does a back flips in slow motion as he is about to show Waluigi his own "special move".

Bob: yOu WoN'T bE aBlE tO hAnDlE tHiS shIt bItChEs!!!

Bob lands offscreen and begins making his "special moves".

Bob: cHeCk ThIs ShIt OuT

Bob does a 360.

Bob: 36o BiTcH!!! oH yEaH nInJa BaCkFlIp bItCh!!! cAnT sToP tHiS cAnT sToP tHiS nObOdY cAn StOp ThiS!

Waluigi looks at his swiss army knife before looking back at Bob with his sword hands as he is starting to believe that knives and swords are already taken and overrated for a special move that doesn't fit his style.

Bob: DAmN! iTs AcTuaLlY hArD tO fEnD oFf AlL tHe BiTcHeS tHeSe BaBiEs BrInG!!!

Waluigi: Dangit!! Knives are already taken!!!

Waluigi throws away his swiss army knife and leaves to find another way to know what his special move really is.

Bob: ...sO i GuEsS tHiS mEaNs No SuGaR!!!...dAmMiT!!!

Location: Uptown Creation City

Waluigi wanders into another part of Uptown Creation City to see if he can find anyone that can help him figure out what his special move would be, but he is too sad and depressed to have the determination to seek his special move due to the awful rejection from Master Hand.

Waluigi: Wah...everywhere I look, I see people with a special move.

Captain Falcon: (Humping) YES YES YES YES YES

Ness: I've got da powa!!!

Ness shocks himself and the tree that the Villager was chopping down falls on him.

Fox: I'm gona take a walk down the road, and if I ever stop singing, I will explode!!!

Peach pushes aside a random recolor whistling with her ass.

Peach: AH-CHA!

Recolor: Oh my God!

Luigi: (Flying) Oh ah ha ha! Go-Weegee! Go-Weegee! Woahhhhh- (Gets shot with water) -oOoH oh oh oh!

Mario: YEAAAH EH EH HEH!!!

Y/n: Nice shot, Mario! (Laughs)

Waluigi suddenly got an idea and that is to try out Mario's machine to see if it's good enough to be a special move.

Waluigi: Yes!

Mario: Hm?

Y/n: Huh? Waluigi?

Waluigi: Hey! Give me that machine! I want a special move!

Mario: Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmm...

Waluigi turns into anime.

Waluigi: (Anime noise)

Y/n: (Goes into Cringe Mode after seeing Waluigi going all anime) Dear God....

Mario then sprays Waluigi with FLUDD.

Waluigi: AHHHHWAAHAH

Mario: OHH HO HOH HO HO HO HO HA!!!

Y/n: Mario! Why did you do that for?

Waluigi: (Wahs angrily) U BITCH!!!

Waluigi continues to wah angrily before picking up a bomb and throwing it at Mario. Y/n manages to jump out of the way, earning the fat plumber karma.

Mario: (On fire) oooh...wow...nice special move, Waluigi.

Y/n: Yeah, that was pretty impressive of you throwing that bomb at Mario.

Waluigi: Wah? Special move?! Oh! This can be my special move!!!!

Mario: Yeah! You'll just be like those guys over there!

A bunch of idiots are shouting retarded gibberish.

Y/n: Ok that is not impressive to me.

Waluigi: (Angry) Grrrr...no no NO!

Luigi: (Recovering from being sprayed by FLUDD) Ohh...Waluigi, I don't think bombs should be your special move. I always pictured you as a dancer!

Waluigi: Dancing?...

Waluigi then imagines 4 of himself dancing around a disco ball on the dance floor like he's got the moves like Michael Jackson.

Waluigi: WATCH OUT OF ME I'M BAD!

Imagine spot ends.

Waluigi: Oh yeah! Wah ha ha wah! Ah HA MOVE! Ya! Waluigi!

Luigi: Oh! I wanna join in!

Luigi turns into his AlphaDream sprite.

Luigi: Go-Weegee! Go-Weegee! Go-Weegee! Go-Weegee!

Time begins to slow down around him as Luigi somehow has the ability to slow down time with his crazy dance skills.

Mario: Woah!

Y/n: What the fucking hell!

Waluigi: Sweet merciful crap!

King Dee Dee Dee: GOTTA DANCE!!!

Mario: Oh yeah, Luigi for some reason slows down time when he dances. Can you do that Waluigi?

Y/n: I wish I can do that.

Mario turns around to see that Waluigi has disappeared.

Mario: Waluigi?....

This is caused Y/n to feel worried and concerned for Waluigi as went out to go look for him to see what's on his mind about "Special Moves". Eventually, Y/n, Mario and Luigi finds Waluigi is sulking behind a building.

Mario: It's OK Waluigi. Everybody has a special! Y/n's special move is being creative while mine is being naked.

Luigi: Waluigi, your first game was tennis, right? You've hit basketballs, soccer balls, and tennis balls!

Mario: Your special move will be smacking balls!

Y/n: Or it could his badass sports skills that could be his special move!

Waluigi: (Angrily) WAAAH! No!!!!!! You don't understand!!!!.... I want my own UNIQUE move. I want something that says a lot about ME.

Mario: (Sitting on a couch alongside Luigi, holding popcorn) Woah, this is a losta fun!

Waluigi: I want it so when people see the move they're like, yeah, that's Waluigis move. You guys have been in all the sport games as well, there's nothing unique about that.

Y/n: Waluigi...if you want to know what your special move is...you need to channel your energy to figure out what that "Special move" of yours is. That way, you can be just as special as the rest of us!

Luigi starts crying while Mario, as typical for him, completely misses Waluigi's point.

Mario: I don't get it.

Waluigi: Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....

Mario: Great. This Waluigi broke.

Y/n: Guys...I think he's doing it...he's going to unlock his true special power! This could be interesting to see.

Waluigi: (Goes Super Sayian) Wahhhhhhhhhhh...

Luigi starts freaking out.

Waluigi: WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

With a massive burst of energy, Waluigi transforms into a powerful state, scaring his counterpart.

Y/n: He's done it! HE UNLOCKED HIS SPECIAL MOVE!!!!

Mario: WOW! Waluigi is Jesus?!

Y/n: Waluigi? How do you feel? Are you alright?

Waluigi: (Holding a wand) I feel great, Y/n! I've finally found out my special move.

Y/n: What is your special move? How does it work?!

Mario: Is it having a stroke?

Waluigi: No...it's the power of rejection.

Y/n: Rejection?

Waluigi uses the want to cast a ball of dark energy towards Mario, causing the fat plumber to start crying.

Mario: OOOooh...what is this pain. It makes Mario very sad...

Y/n: Holy cow! Mario! Are you alright?

Luigi: NO! Waluigi, what did you do!?

Waluigi: Why, I just made him feel the pain I've been feeling my entire life.

Waluigi casts a similar ball of energy towards his good-willed counterpart, causing Luigi great pain. Waluigi did the same thing to Y/n and then leaves, but as the ball of energy hit Y/n...the dark effects of the ball of energy didn't even affect him at all as if he was immune to Waluigi's own dark power of his special move.

Y/n: Huh...I guess it didn't work on me...still...why do I feel like something wicked is about to happen to this world? Could it be the cause of Waluigi's rejection or something more sinister that caused Waluigi to become who is now? I better go after to see what he's up to.

With that, our creative hero began following Waluigi to wherever he is heading to figure out what caused Waluigi to act so evil all of a sudden as he makes his way to the one place that Waluigi is heading over to after he finally achieved his Special Move.

Location: Nintendo HQ

Waluigi: Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh...

The newly transformed Waluigi enters the Nintendo HQ, to the horror of the Teletubbies.

Master Hand: Oh, help please! Roll your windows down!

Without warning, Waluigi breaks into Master Hand's office to show that giant hand that he finally found his special move.

Master Hand: What? You again? That's it I'm-

Waluigi: Quiet, Master Hand! I've found my special move!

Master Hand: You...have...?...well...how interesting! Let's see you test it out!

Master Hand snaps himself and Waluigi into the final stage of Melee.

Then after the two teleported to a Smash stage to test out Waluigi's special move, Y/n teleports himself inside the office of Nintendo HQ.

Y/n: Huh? So, this is why Waluigi was acting so negative of a sudden after he discovered his true power...Hmmm...I'm starting to think that Master Hand has something to do with this that Waluigi act this way...What did that hand do to you Waluigi?

Location: The Testing Stage

Master Hand: Alright, well, pitch it to me. If it's good enough, MAYBE I'll put you in Smash.

Waluigi begins charging an attack with his wand, and shoots it at Master Hand, but the living hand dodges it.

Master Hand: WOAH! Not at me you ass! I ain't gettin hit with that! Use it on this thing instead!

Master Hand summons Po to be the test subject of Waluigi's newfound power.

Po: da fuq?

Waluigi stares menacingly at the Teletubby as he is going to show Master Hand what he is really capable off.

Po: Ah piss.

Waluigi charges and hurls his energy ball towards Po, which causes him to cry.

Master Hand: Dear god...it's beautiful!

Po continues crying due to the effects of the dark energy of Rejection.

Master Hand: That is amazing! I guess I'll put you in Smash after all!

Waluigi: I got it! YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Unfortunately for him, Waluigi loses his power after he finally got what he wanted by the power of acceptance, as it seems that his special move is only fueled by the power of rejection.)

Master Hand: Uhh...Waluigi? You went back to normal...

Waluigi: ...WHAT!? WAH! My powers of rejection! Now that you've accepted me, they're gone!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Uhhh...I'm still in Smash though, right?

Master Hand: lol no, sorry kid. Looks like you're staying as an assist trophy...

Master Hand leaves as Waluigi enters a depression once again.

Waluigi: WAAAAHHHHHH!!!...NOOOOOOOO!!!!...WALUIGI!!!

Dark clouds of smoke begin to emit around Waluigi. This could be serious...

Waluigi: WAHAHAHA!!!

Then as Waluigi disappeared in the dark mist to plan his revenge on Nintendo for rejecting him one too many times to finally be in Super Smash Bros., Y/n appeared in the stage from his invisibility watch as he completely understood on how Waluigi got his special move from the power of Rejection, and it seems that Master Hand's own stubborn attitude and rejecting Waluigi so many times has caused him to become completely insane with power that made him want to get revenge on the people who wronged him.

Y/n does not like this at all as he will keep an eye out for Waluigi to see if he can find a way to cure his insanity from his special move.

Y/n: Now I understand why you wanted to find a special move, Waluigi and Master Hand has rejected you one too many times. I don't know what you're planning to do, but I will find out eventually before things go from bad to worse. This is why I never wanted to be in Super Smash Bros. and why I never liked Master Hand to begin with.

With that, Y/n teleported out of the stage are to get back home prepare for whatever Waluigi is planning to do with his power of rejection...

END OF EPISODE 23

TO BE CONTINUED IN EPISODE 24

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