Episode 20 - Mario and Y/n Battle Royale
Location: Currently Unknown
At beginning of this chapter, we see that a bunch of people including Y/n, mario, SMG4, Luigi, etc. inside of an air plane as they are going somewhere for some kind of event.
Mario: OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY! NEW SMASH GAME!! Y/n!! LUIGI, ARE YOU GUYS EXCITED!?
Y/n: I sure am!
Luigi: Gee, i dunno Mario. There was a lot of fighting in the last one. I hope this one is less violent...
Mario:(Idubbbz voice) What are you fucking gay?
Y/n: Hmmm...I wonder who is hosting this event?
Then suddenly, the TV screen on the plane turned itself on, revealing the Master Hand as he invited everyone including Y/n to be in the new Super Smash Bros. Event.
M. Hand: Greetings everyone, thank you all for coming for the new smash brothers game.
Y/n: Of course. It had to be him.
Mario being the only one that screams "Wooo!" as he is very excited for this event.
Mario: WOOOOOOO!!!! Woooooo! wooo...
M. Hand: Now some of you may have noticed the roster being a bigger...But thats because we're keeping up with the trends! Plus we have a very special guest here on this very plane!
Everyone was starting to speak each other on who this special guest is that is on the plane they're in. Y/n knew who this special guest was and he is not happy one bit.
Y/n: (Thinking) I know that he's talking about me. I had told him a million times that I don't want to be a part of these Smash Bros. Games, but he does not want to listen.
Y/n and Luigi gets a backpack and mario is confused, and he wants a backpack as wel.
Mario: What the fuck? Come here fishy fis-
A backpack then falls on top of him.
Mario: OW!!!
M. Hand: So basically you're all gonna kill each other battle royale style, Okay? Okay...
Y/n: Say what now?
Luigi: WHAT THE FUCK!?
Mario: Oh boy! Mario is going to kick all of your asses!!!
Then as the game starts, the plane opened up the back door and everyone started jumping out of the plane Fortnite Style.
Y/n then started diving his way down to the fighting area before unleashing his glider, The Needle Dropper that started playing the song from Fortnite Chapter 4 Season 2 called Future Dreams until he safely made it all the way down to the battlefield.
Mario on the other hand loses his backpack whilst parachuting into the arena.
Mario: Ooooh, Fuck.
Without his parachute, he then consequently starts screaming as he plummets into the arena.
Mario: Screams.
Then after Mario has fallen into the arena, he is dazed from the drop. He then notices one of his legs are deformed from the drop.
Mario: Oh no.
Y/n: Mario! Are you okay down there?!
Mario then looked up to see Y/n heading towards him on his Needle Dropper Glider before jumping safely down in front of him.
Mario: I'm fine, but one of my legs is deformed.
Y/n: Not to worry. I got this.
He then used his mind to create a healing arua that managed to heal his deformed leg back to normal.
Mario: Thank you so much. Let's-a-go!
Y/n: I'm way ahead of ya.
As Y/n and Mario walks around for a little bit on the battlefield, Mario is still excited for the new arena, but Y/n is still a bit upset that Master Hand tricked him into playing this kind of game that he didn't want to participate in.
Mario: Oh man... fighting each other in an arena? This is gonna be great!
Y/n: I know that it's exciting Mario, but we best be on high alert since we now entered the battlefield cause this is a fight to the death.
Then the two of them heard a gunshot as they both quickly hid behind a rock to avoid getting shot. Then they see King DeDeDe Struggling not to be killed by Kirby armed with a assault rifle.
M. Hand: Oh yeah, forgot to say. This island is littered with guns and crap to kill people with. Have fun you two!
Y/n: I freakin' hate that guy!
King DeDeDe continued running for his life from Kirby, but he is about to trip and is about to meet his own death by Kirby.
King DeDeDe: I GOTTA GET OUT OF THIS CRAZY- *trips* Oh my ass! NO! PLEASE! I DIDN'T MEAN NO HARM!
Kirby: You're dead to me... *POW POW POW*
Kirby then proceeds to kill DeDeDe off-screen, and a kill feed then appears on top of the screen.
Y/n: Oh shit! This is not fun at al.
Mario: I know! I don't wanna die, I didn't Sign up for this crap!
Y/n: Me either, dude! This is why I don't go to these kind of games! I kept telling that gloved bastard that I didn't want to be a part of this shit! We got to get out of here!
Then suddenly, the arena goes insane as both Y/n and Mario looks at everyone killing each other in the kill feed.
Mario: Crap we need a weapon right now!
Y/n: Quick! Let's go over to that house in the distance!
Mario: Great idea, Y/n! Let's get a move on before we get shot!
Y/n: You don't need to tell me twice!
Then Y/n and Mario slides into the house hoping to find a weapon to defend themselves with against everyone on the battlefield!
Mario: C'mon jesus... please let there be something that we can use to defend ourselves with!
Mario then found a helmet, a gun, a belt of ammo and potions while Y/n found some armor, ammo boxes, a shotgun, a elite pistol, a heath kit and some shield potions that they can use in this battle royale.
Y/n: Ah Sweet! We hit the jackpot!
Then as Y/n and Mario armed themselves up with the armor, ammo and guns, they saw a strange purple glow as they went to the other room to find a couple of Epic Style guns and as they were about to pick up the equipment, SMG4 then jumps at them with a SCAR-H.
SMG4: Bitch!
Y/n: Gah!
Mario: God damn it, just take my clothes we don't wanna die yet :(
SMG4: What!? I don't want your clothes I want to win!
Mario: Fine, i'll be a meat shield damn it!
Y/n: No! We're not gonna do that! We're gonna work together as a team and win this together, okay?!
Mario/SMG4: Fine!
Tom Nook attempts to snipe the trio, but narrowly missed the shots.
Y/n: Gah! Sniper Attack!
Mario: Holy shit!
Tom Nook: Shit! I missed!
SMG4: Crap dude, we're pinned. What are we gonna do!?
Mario: Don't worry dude, we got this...
Y/n: Yeah, this should be easy to take out a Tanooki like Tom Nook.
Mario: Fuck-a you!
Y/n then fires his Lock-On Pistol and shot Tom Nook with a Headshot.
SMG4: Nice shot man, I think we should work together!
Y/n: Now we're talking!
SMG4: We should move out before they found our asses.
Y/n: Good idea, let's move out, guys.
Mario: Awh man :( I don't want to walk. Let's just stay here and play monopoly :D
SMG4: There will probably be food on the way...
Y/n: With lots of spaghetti!
Mario: Let's get going!
Y/n: (Thinking) That's enough to convince him.
Then the three of them sneaked out of the house to find a other place to hide out when they spotted Luigi in the distance as he is happy to see his friends again.
Luigi: Oh, am I glad to see you guys! Do you wanna make a team?
Y/n, SMG4 and Mario look at each other and shoot at Luigi screaming and exploded, killing him instantly.
Y/n: Well, the moment has passed. Back to work.
So then, the three of them sneaked around the arena, keeping an eye out for any nearby enemies in the area.
SMG4: Oh crap! Y/n! Mario! Get your asses over here!
Y/n: On it.
SMG4: Ok... stay low and follow my lead...
Y/n: Gotcha. (Follows SMG4)
However, Mario is too busy trying to loot all of the dead players on the battlefield, hoping to find something good that he and his friends could use, but there was nothing useful that could find.
Mario: Dammit! NO loot!
But then, Mario discovered something cool and very useful that he can use for the team...a working vehicle.
Mario: Holy Shit! A Car! Just what we needed!
Meanwhile back with Y/n and SMG4, the two of them spotted a group of baddies that are trying to steal something from Toadette as she is guarding a loot box that fell from the sky.
Eggman: Now are we gonna do this the easy or the hard way?
Toadette: it's mine! I found it first!
Ganon: Oh Ok then. Then we can do this the hard way.
SMG4: Godammit... We better help her...
Y/n: Good idea. There could be something useful in that box she's guarding. (Aims his Lock-On Pistol at one of the baddies) Steady...Steady...What the?
Then they both see Mario driving a car as he is about to ram the baddies with the car he found.
Mario: YOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Y/n: Holy shit.
Mario then ran over Crash Bandicoot, shocking the baddies of what just happened. Toadette was happy that Mario saved her life, but was soon got ran over and died as Mario managed to steal the box she was guarding.
Mario: I got it! I got the box!
Then three remaining baddies grabbed their guns and started shooting at Mario as the Italian plumber drove off and crash at a nearby hill.
Y/n: Well, that was idiotic.
SMG4: God Damn it, Mario!
Then Y/n and SMG4 started shooting at the baddies with their weapons as the bad guys tried to hide behind Bowser's shell that used as a shield.
Mario: I can't feel my ass.
Then SMG4 and Y/n grabbed Mario and ran over to a nearby bush to hide in.
Y/n: God Damn it, Mario! You almost got killed out there!
Mario: What? Where's Mario's thank you?
SMG4: For what!? Almost getting us killed?!
Mario: No silly! I scored us some cool loot! :D
Y/n: Oh, well thanks for getting the loot box then.
Mario: Thank you so much, Y/n.
SMG4: We're screwed.
Then Mario kicked the loot box to see that it had a Rocket Launcher, a grenade and some throwing knives.
Y/n: Score!
Then as the enemies are closing in on them, Ganon was the first one to jump out at them, only find something else that lead to his demise.
Ganon: Gotcha Bitch!
A Grenade that is set to explode.
Ganon: Shit!
BOOM!
Eggman: NANI!
Then SMG4 appeared behind a tree and threw a knife at him, making him drop his weapon. Then Eggman was enraged as he brought out a machete and charged at SMG4, only for Mario and Y/n to jump out from behind and Y/n shot a bullet from a his shotgun to the crotch and Mario shot a rocket from his rocket launcher to his asshole, killing Eggman instantly.
Y/n: Oh yeah! We kick ass!
Bowser had enough of this nonsense as he charged at the trio before Mario shot some rockets at Bowser, only for Bowser to shoot a fireball at them that caused the rocket to turn back at the trio.
Mario: Uh... Why are they coming towards us? ...
SMG4: YOU IDIOT THEY'RE HEAT SEEKING MISSILES!
Y/n: Oh shit! We did not see that coming.
Mario: Oh, You got Mario confused?
Kaboom!
With Y/n, SMG4 and Mario on their last legs due to the explosion of the heat-seeking missiles, Bowser is about to deliver the final blow to the trio.
Bowser: Yeah boi, haha, what you gonna do? (Screams)
DED!
Suddenly, Bowser was instantly killed by some kind of force-field that is definitely not safe to touch.
Y/n: What the hell just happened?
M. Hand: Oh yeah, you don't want to touch this forcefield! You better move yo ass!
Y/n: Why didn't you explained that and all the other things before we had to jump off the plane?!
SMG4: Nevermind that! Let's just get out of here before we die!!!!
Without a second thought, the three of them ran as fast as they can before the instant-death force-field could get to them.
Mario:This is a lots of fun!
Y/n: It's not FUN for me!
Then as the trio are running for their lives, we see Kermit the Frog and Link fighting each other, not even realizing that they are about to die from the force-field.
Kermit The Frog: Guess where its goin!
Link: Gonna straight for your butt u froggy ass bitch
Kermit The Frog: Come at me I'll f*cking destroy u!
Link: U want a f*cking go kart?
Link and Kermit scream as they DIE from the force-field!
Then Mario stopped for a moment to see Yoshi still alive, even though that he is currently being burned alive and is about to die from not only third-degree burns, but also the insta-death force-field.
Yoshi: (Talking Nonsense)
Mario: AAAAAAWWWWWW NOOOO!
Mario was showing concerned for Yoshi, but he just came for the hammer that Yoshi managed to get before the force-field was about to hit him.
MARIO OBTAINED THE HAMMER!
Mario: YIPPEE! HAHA! TYSM!
Then Yoshi demanded Mario to get him some water to put out the flames on his body.
Yoshi: Give me some f*cking water!!!
Mario: OKIE DOKIE!
Then we see Mario humming while carrying Yoshi to a nearby lake before throwing him into the water.
Mario: Lets a go!
Yoshi:HAHAHAHOOOOO!
At first, Yoshi was happy to finally get rid of the burning flames on his body until is about to die from the force-field.
Yoshi: AH SHIT!
With that, Yoshi was instantly killed after he touched the incoming force-field. Then we see Toadsworth was about to eat his submarine sandwich before he is about to die by another opponent.
Toadsworth:I cannot wait to eat this- OH GOD THAT IS A MISSILE!
Then Toadsworth was blown up by Shroomy with a tank that he managed to get as he can't wait to win the battle and earn a badge for world domination.
Shroomy: Woohoo! Oh Boy! Can't wait to get my World Domination Badge!
Then suddenly, Shroomy felt some gun shots nearby that hit the back of his tank.
Shroomy: What was that?
It was actually both Wario and Waluigi that managed to grab themselves a combat bot as they both started laughing evilly, thinking that they're both unstoppable as long as they keep using the combat bot to kill everyone and win the battle.'
However, their fun was ruined as they saw that Iggy Koopa managed to grab himself a giant robot suit, but then they soon found Toad that got himself a much bigger robot as he managed to take out Shroomy, Iggy, Wario and Waluigi all at once.
Luckily, Y/n, SMG4 and Mario managed to get some distance away from the deadly force-field, but it looks Mario can't go any further at this rate as he is about to pass out from so much running.
Mario: Oh Mama... Mia! I can't go on, my fat is burning...
Y/n: Don't give up yet, Mario. We'll get out of this as long as we keep going until the game is over.
SMG4: Whoa! Look at this!
Y/n: What? What is it? (Notices what SMG4 just saw) Holy Shit!
It was another working vehicle for them to use.
Mario: Sweet another car!
Y/n: Ok, but this time, I'm driving! I can drive better at this kind of place.
Mario: Alrighty then.
SMG4: Sounds good to me!
But before they can get in the car, they were being shot at by Bob and Boopkins as they are attempting to steal the car first.
Bob: Out of the way bitches I spotted that car first. Hell Yeah! Hell Yeah!
Fishy Boopkins: Oh sorry guys.
Bob: Hahahahahahahaha!
Y/n: HEY YOU GET BACK HERE!!!
Mario: YEAH!! GIVE US BACK OUR CAR!!!
SMG4: YOU TWO ARE GONNA PAY FOR THIS!!!
Then the trio started chasing them down to get the car back before something bad happens or the force-field comes back to kill them instantly.
But then suddenly, someone else has appeared out of nowhere as they recognized that mysterious figure is actually Saiko, Boopkin's former waifu and girlfriend that was brought into the real world from Kamek's magic wand. It also looks like she joined this battle to get revenge on the gang for what they did to her before she ran off in tears.
Saiko: Hey!
Y/n: (Gasps) Saiko!
Saiko: Hey, Nani Nani. You boys ready to die?
She then unleashed some sentry guns that are set to fire at the trio.
Y/n: This isn't good. Saiko, I know that we hurt you're feelings, but there's still a chance for you to redeem yourself and..
Saiko: DON'T THINK I FORGOT WHAT YOU BOYS DID!
She didn't listen to what Y/n is saying and she started firing at the trio as started running around in circles to avoid getting hit by the barrage of bullets.
Then back with Bob and Boopkins that were still riding the car, Bob started driving the car up the mountain.
Fishy Boopkins: Oh Bob! I think you and i are gonna win! Yaaay!
Bob: There can only be one.
Without warning, Bob kicks Boopkins out of the car as he decided to be the only winner in this battle while Boopkins is rolling down the hill until he grabbed a branch hanging on the cliff as Boopkins managed to grab the branch before he fell to his death.
Fishy Boopkins: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Oh No!
Then Bob started driving away after he kicked Boopkins out of the car like the traitorous scumbag he really is.
Bob: LOL Get Recked bitches Bob can be the only winner of this game!
Unfortunately for him, he suddenly crashed the car into toad's robot.
Bob: The fuck is this?
After that, Bob was instantly killed by both karma and Toad's robot.
Then we cut back to the trio still being under attack by Saiko with her sentry gun.
Fishy Boopkins: Ahhh! Somebody help me!!
Suddenly, Saiko somehow heard Boopkins holding onto his life with the support of the branch as he trying his best not to let go and not fall to his death.
Fishy Boopkins: I haven't watched all my anime yet! I don't wanna die!
Saiko is trying to decide to either save Boopkins or kill Y/n and his two friends.
Fishy Boopkins: Ahhh! This is it! This is it. Can't hold on much longer!
Then without warning, Saiko managed to grab Boopkins before he fell to his demise.
Fishy Boopkins: Ahhhhhhh! What? Saiko?
Saiko: What? I'm only saving you so i can kick your ass later...
Mario: Oh, Thats-a-so-nice!
Y/n: (Sighs) I'm so sorry, you two, but this is for your own good.
Y/n kicks Saiko off the cliff, causing her and Boopkins to fall to their deaths.
Fishy Boopkins: MY ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Y/n: I'm sorry Saiko. I hope you can forgive me. I blame Master Hand for this kind of stupid game.
SMG4: Somehow I had to agree with him on this one.
Mario: Ditto.
After that moment, Y/n, Mario and SMG4 started shooting the remaining contestants left on the battlefield that trying to fight for their lives with FM using X as a meat shield to prevent himself from getting shot at!
FM: Take him! Not Me!!!
They kept running backwards before they both died from the deadly force-field that managed to catch up to them.
SMG4: Ah Crap! How did the forcefield already catch up with us?!
Y/n: This game just keeps getting worse and worse at every minute.
M. Hand: Things are getting intense! There seems to be not many contestants left and the forcefield is closing in fast!
The three of them started running away from the force-field as they head their way to a nearby base, only to be blocked off by a tall fence.
SMG4: Nooo! We're blocked! ...Umm can you two stand still for a second?
Y/n: Huh?
Mario: What?!
Then without a second thought, SMG4 jumped on Mario's head giving him a boost to get over the fence, leaving both Y/n and Mario at the other side.
Y/n: Hey! What are you doing, SMG4? Don't leave us here!
Mario: YEAH!!! What about us!?
SMG4 looks around to see how many more contestants there are, which is no more, and tells both Y/n and Mario that they're screwed.
Smg4: You're screwed, yeah you're both totally screwed.
As SMG4 is mocking at both of them, the two of get angry that SMG4 would betray them like this just to win a battle royale as they both looked at each other and nodded that they're gonna work together to get back at SMG4.
Mario then remembers the hammer he collected from Yoshi, and then proceeds to get on Y/n's back and he did a very high jump over the fence and landed right behind SMG4 to deliver some payback.
SMG4: Shit!
(Play this for some Epic Battle Music)
Then SMG4 started shooting both at Y/n and Mario, only for them to dodge them by doing the limbo before shooting back at him with Double SMGs.
SMG4 kept running around to avoid getting by the bullets before doing a leap across the duo to pull out a shot gun to shoot behind their back, only to fail when Mario knocked the shotgun off of SMG4's hands with the hammer.
Then Mario tried to attack SMG4 with the hammer, only for SMG4 to tackle them both before the three of them pulled out their pistols and aimed at each other before taking the shot.
Y/n & Mario Vs. SMG4 - Sudden Death
Mario then tried to fire his pistol at SMG4 only for it be out of ammo causing SMG4 to laugh, which made Y/n quickly ran up to SMG4 close to him in lighting speed.
SMG4 was shocked to see Y/n move so fast as he tried to punch at Y/n only to him to create an afterimage before appearing behind SMG4 to unleash his kill move to take out SMG4.
SMG4: (Gasp!) ....No way...
Y/n: This is for betraying us like that, SMG4. Prepare to die...Killer Move: Serious Series..
SERIOUS PUNCH!
Without warning, SMG4 didn't have time to react as he felt the impact of Y/n's punch that made him cough up blood and knocked him back before he was killed by the insta-death force-field behind him. Then suddenly the impact of Y/n's Serious Punch somehow shattered the force-field into nothing, but sparks of energy.
Mario was both shocked and impressed by Y/n's raw energy and strength after he delivered that killer move to SMG4, thus making him and Y/n the only ones left in the battle.
But then, just as they were about to decided who should be the winner, Master Hand decided to end the battle to make Y/n and Mario the winner of the Battle Royale.
M. Hand: And FINISH! Alright Folks, Games over. See this flag I stole it from Game and Watch's corpse? It means it's over. And the winner is...
(Drum Roll)
Y/N AND MARIO!
M. Hand: Woohoo. Winner Winner, here's some chicken dinner as your prize, I think that's what these battle royales do at the end.
Y/n: No!! That's not how that works, Master Hand!
Mario: Yeah, you made us murder all our friends and family..... for some chicken dinner?!?!?! This is an outrage!
M. Hand: Hooray, we all had fun. Yeah? Great. Ok, who's ready for another round?
Mario: No way! We're done playing this sick game! We're both out of here!
Y/n: Yeah, good luck getting away from the Police coming this way! Later and stop inviting me to these games! I kept telling you that I'm not joining smash bros and that's final!
Then Y/n used his powers to teleport him and Mario back home, leaving Master Hand all by himself.
Master Hand: Whatever. I don't care how much Y/n declines my offer. I will make him a part of the Smash Bros. gang if it's the last thing I'll do and nobody's gonna stop me!
Then without warning, Master Hand was soon surrounded by a huge horde of the Police, FBI and the Marines that are placing Master Hand under arrest for kidnapping innocent people and forcing them to fight without a warrant cause he forgot to ask his boss Miyamoto for permission to do so.
Police: ATTENTION! WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED!! COME UP WITH YOUR ONLY HAND UP OR YOU WILL BE SHOT!!
FBI: THERE IS NO ESCAPE MASTER HAND!!! GIVE UP OR BE SHOT!!
M. Hand: Shit!
END OF EPISODE 20
TO BE CONTINUED IN EPISODE 21
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