Location: The Creation City Local School - Why U Dumb? Elementary School

No POV

As we arrive at a local public school in Creation City called Why U Dumb? Elementary School, where we hear Jeeves the Fancy Talking Fork screaming at a couple of guys at his school.

Jeeves: You are impossible! IMPOSSIBLE!

Then we see SMG4 walks up to Jeeves to ask him what's going on and why is he yelling so loud.

SMG4: What's wrong Jeeves?

Jeeves: It's . . . it's . . . THAT BAFOON!

Jeeves points to Mario, who is sitting next to Y/n and turns around and says hello to SMG4 and Jeeves.

SMG4: Didn't go so well I'm guessing?

Jeeves: NO! Well, the other actually passed with flying colors, but It's impossible to teach that nincompoop anything!!! I . . . QUIT!!!

Jeeves then leaves while kicking a TV on his way out.

Mario walks up to SMG4 with Y/n following him out the door to meet up with SMG4.

Mario: I guess Mario was too smart for him.

Y/n: Actually, you were too dumb for him to teach you on how to be smart. No offense.

SMG4: Dammit Mario!, this is the 5th teacher to quit on us today!

Y/n: Yeah and it looks like there's no one else left since the other four teachers that quit actually told the other teachers to avoid teaching Mario how to be smart.

Mario: Why does Mario have to learn math anyway? I already have a 200 IQ.

Y/n: ....

SMG4: Mario . . .

-Flashback-

Location: Peach's Castle - The Mushroom Kingdom

SMG4: You gave the pizza man $300,000 last week because you can't count!

Y/n: Yeah. Plus, you gave the guy that owned the pizzeria named Peppino that also delivered all of those pizzas a $500,000 tip, which is also why you can't count!

Mario looks over very large pile of money bags before handing the money over to Peppino that delivered the pizza to Mario.

-End Flashback-

Mario: Wait . . . that wasn't 5 bucks?

Y/n: No, Mario. It wasn't.

SMG4: *Sigh* You really need an education. Ugh, I guess you leave me no choice!

Y/n: What are you gonna do about it, SMG4?

SMG4: Trust me, Y/n. This will definetely work.

SMG4 pulls out the Yellow Pages: 1999 edition as he flips to a page that advertises Baldi's Basics in Education and Learning that is sure to help Mario learn math.

SMG4: I'm gonna need the best teacher in all of history!

Y/n: With a teacher like that from a popular indie game named Baldi from Baldi's Basics? I'm sure that might work to make Mario more smart to learn math the easy way,

We then cut to a phone booth, which starts to ring as we see Baldi's hand reaches to pick up the phone.

SMG4: Yes. Is that Baldi? We need your help. Someone needs to learn their basics!

We cut back to the hallway of the school, where we see the school bell ringing to start another day of school.

Bell: FUCKING RING RING RING!

We then alternate between Mario asleep with a book over his eyes, Y/n sitting normally and acting like a professional student to keep an eye on Mario to make sure that he doesn't do something stupid or destructive to the school as we see Baldi walking down the hallway towards the classroom where Y/n and Mario is in right now.

The book falls off Mario, who then wakes up and looks up in surprise to see Baldi in classroom as he introduces himself to both Y/n and Mario.

Baldi: Oh, hi. Welcome to my schoolhouse.

Y/n: Hello, Baldi. It's a pleasure to meet you here.

Mario: Uh . . . Did somebody leave their hobo here!!!?

Y/n: Mario. He's the teacher that SMG4 hired to teach us.

Mario: Oh. I see.

Baldi: Now it's time for everybody's favorite subject: Math.

Y/n: Okie-Dokie!

Mario: Oh. No thank you, Mr. Bald Hobo. Mario already knows his maths!

Y/n: His name is Baldi, Mario and you're still not good with math.

Baldi looks at Mario expressionless, then slams a clipboard on the desk.

Baldi: Answer the three questions correctly, and you might get something *in slow motion* speeeeciaaaaal.

Mario: . . . ok.

Y/n: Oooh...I wonder what kind of special prize he might give us if we answered 3 questions right.

Baldi: Problem 1: 8+2

Y/n: 10

Mario: Haha! That's-a easy for me. 21.

Baldi looks at Mario expressionless, then slaps Mario across the room.

Y/n: Holy crap!

Mario: HEY, WHAT THE FUCK!?

Baldi: Problem 2: 0-9 (while Baldi says this, he spins around on the floor with his hands in the air)

Y/n: -9

Mario: Oh you got-a Mario thinking now. (ding noise) 1.

Baldi looks at Mario expressionless and takes a step forward.

Assuming he was right, Mario starts to celebrate.

Mario: I DID IT! I DID IT! I DID IT! I DID IT!

Baldi: WRONG!!!

He launches the table at Mario, but Y/n kicked the tble out of the way before it could hit Mario.

Y/n: I'm pretty sure that's not how teachers would do to their students.

Baldi stares at Mario and Y/n for a moment before moving on to problem 3.

Baldi: Problem 3: *snaps neck* *garbled nonsense*

Y/n: Say what now? I didn't quite get that.

Mario: Hmmmm... I got it! (Reels middle finger at Baldi like a fishing rod, flipping him off) Oh boy, look at that. Mario getting good at this game.

Y/n: No, you just flipped him off, Mario.

Baldi's eyebrows slowly furrow and frowns at Mario and Y/n, then goes to his desk to get his ruler.

Y/n: Uh oh, I think we made him angry, Mario and he's getting the ruler!

Baldi grabs his ruler from his desk as starts to smack his ruler as a threat to the two.

Baldi: IIIIIIIIIIIIIII'm about to whip somebody's ass!

Y/n and Mario screamed in terror, then they both ran out the classroom.

Baldi looks out the door to go after Y/n and Mario for making him angry.

Baldi: I can't believe it! You're both fucked! You're both just fucked!

Y/n and Mario runs down the hallway, screaming in terror to get away from Baldi and getting their ass beat by his ruler.

Mario: SMG4!!!? YOUR CRAZY ASS TEACHER WANTS MARIO and Y/N'S ASSES!!!

Y/n: YEAH, AND WHEN WE GET OUT OF THIS SCHOOL, I'M GONNA KICK YOUR OWN ASS!!!!

Then Y/n and Mario approached a nearby door.

Mario: Ah crap . . . uhh . . . Aha!

Y/n: (Whispers to Mario) Let's get inside that classroom before Baldi finds us.

Mario: Good idea.

Mario tries to opens the door, but Baldi hears the sound of an open door as he smacks his ruler really fast, then approaches Mario and Y/n with a murderous glare in his eyes.

Baldi: Like a somebooooody.

Mario: Please dont-a hurt-a me desu-ka!!!!

Y/n: We didn't mean to make you mad! Please don't hit us with that deadly ruler of yours!

Then for some reason, Baldi was approaching both Y/n Mario slowly. Very, very slowly. This means that Baldi is coming at them in a very slow pace of speed, which will give the both of them the chance to run away to buy some time to find a way out of here.

Baldi: I'm gonna kick your ass, m'kay?

Mario: *stares* Uh . . . bye!

Y/n: Yeah, we're out of here! See ya!

Mario: Yeah, so long dumbass motherfucker!

Then the two ran down the hallway as fast as they can to get away from Baldi, making him even angrier than ever before.

Baldi: SHIT!!!

Y/n and Mario looked back at Baldi while running for a moment before turning back to keep running down the hall until they both spot someone in the hallway.

Playtime: WOW! THAT'S GREAT!

Y/n and Mario slows down, then trips over themselves as Playtime wants them to play with her.

Playtime: I WANNA PLAY WITH SOMEONE!

Mario: *Worrying wails* NO! Ain't nobody got time for that!

Y/n: Yeah, we're kind of in a hurry right now. So, we don't have time to play with you!

Playtime: (Looks at Mario and Y/n for a second) YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT!!!

Mario's head shrinks in surprise by her angry outburst, but Y/n was completely unfazed by her threat.

Mario: . . . okeydokey.

Y/n: (Groans) Fine but make it quick.

Mario starts to jump rope with Playtime while Y/n holds the other end of the jump rope.

Playtime: WOW! LET'S PLAY AGAIN!

Mario: Mama fucker!

Y/n: This is stupid.

Baldi then walks down the hallway trying to find the duo in the halls.

Baldi: (Grunts) Where are those juicy bois?

Baldi then turns to see Y/n, Mario and Playtime jump roping in the halls.

Y/n and Mario sees Baldi as Mario trips over the jump rope.

Playtime: OOPS! YOU MESSED UP!

Y/n: Oh, come on! That's not fair at all! He got distracted!

Baldi starts to approach Y/n, Mario and Playtime to smack them with his ruler.

Y/n and Mario began to panic, and they need to find a way out of this situation to escape from Baldi.

Playtime: LET'S TRY AGAIN! FROM THE TOP! READY!?

Playtime swings the jump rope, but Mario didn't jump, and Y/n didn't even bother moving the other end of the jump rope. She tries again, but Mario still didn't jump, and Y/n didn't even move a muscle.

Playtime: JUMP! JUMP!! DO IT YOU BITCH, DO IT!!

Mario and Y/n angrily turns to Playtime with murderous glares in their eyes.

Mario: How about you suck Mario's pingas!

Y/n and Mario then grab onto Playtime's jump rope and swings the rope which makes Playtime go in the air as the two of them started swinging Playtime around and around while spinning in lightning speeds.

Playtime: (Screams in Terror)

Playtime begins to scream in terror as Y/n and Mario continues to swing her around in the air while Baldi stands there and watches her screaming her head.

Y/n: Alright, Mario. Let's do it!

Mario: Okie-dokie!

Y/n and Mario finally flings Playtime down the hallway at Baldi to knock him out.

Mario: Take that, Baldi.

Baldi steps to the side as Playtime screams and flies across the hallway as she ends up hitting a trash bin, emptying its contents onto the floor. Baldi looks at this in terror, as he knows what will happen next when something like this happens at this school.

Baldi: Oh, shit...

Y/n: What? What is it?

Mario: Yeah? Why is the ground shaking?

Then suddenly, a mystery person is heard saying, "Hey, hey, hey...!" as he approaches the hallway to where Y/n, Mario and Baldi is at right now.

The person steps onto the hallway, revealing himself as Yoda, wearing a Krusty Krab hat.

Y/n: Master Yoda?!

Mario: Yoda!? You work here?

Yoda looks at Y/n, Mario and Baldi for a moment, then pulls out a giant broom to clean up the mess.

Yoda: (in Gotta Sweep's voice): LOOKS LIKE IT'S SWEEPIN' TIIIIIIIMME! GOTTA SWEEP, SWEEP, SWEEP! (x9001)

Yoda approaches the trio as they are frozen in terror of what is happening right now. Y/n and Mario then goes to hide next to a vending machine on the wall. Yoda then recklessly hits Baldi with the broom sweeping him away, screaming in terror. Y/n and Mario starts to celebrate, but is then approached by the Principal of a Thing.

Y/n: What the?

Principal: No being Italian in the halls!

Y/n: That's Racist!

The Principal grabs Y/n and Mario and takes them to detention.

Principal: Your parents will hear about this one.

Y/n: I ain't got no parents!

Mario: Yeah, don't be mean to my buddy here!

The Principal throws Y/n and Mario into the room.

Principal: Detention for you both. You two should know better.

Y/n: You do realize that you were being racist towards Mario right?

Mario: Yeah, you should be in jail.

Principal: Oh yeah, if they want me, they'll have to come and get me!

The Principal leaves the room only to hear the sound of the FBI coming in.

FBI: (Bangs on the Door) FBI! Open up!

Then the FBI troops burst in through the door and the Principal is now being dogpile by the FBI and is now being taken to jail for being racist.

Principal: AHH! GET OFF OF ME YOU BUNCH OF MONSTERS! WHAT'S THE WORLD COMING TO?!?

Y/n: Yeah, that's what you get! Man, that guy should have his license as a principal revoked.

Mario: Yeah...this school is coo coo crazy.

Y/n and Mario went to the door and tried to open it, but it appears to be locked.

Then they tried to break a window to get of Detention, but to no avail as it seems that they're stuck here until they can figure out how to get out of Detention before Baldi comes back to whip their butts with his ruler.

Mario: Hey!

Y/n: Let us out of here!!

Mario: Dammit! They can't stop us from escaping!!!

Y/n: Yeah, but it looks like we're gonna have to find another way out of here. Check that open window, Mario and see if anyone is out there that can get us out of this room.

Mario: Ok.

Then Mario sees a slightly open window. He looks through it to see It's a Bully and he wants something great in order to get them out of Detention.

Mario: Hey, can you open the door for us? Y/n and Mario needs to get out of here!

Bully: Give me something *echos* G R E A T.

Mario: (In agreement) Mmm-hmm!

Y/n: What did that guys say, Mario?

Mario: He says that he wants us to give him something "Great", so he can let us out.

Y/n: Ok then.

Then suddenly, Baldi, who's been freed from Yoda's broom, then appears down the hallway to catch up to Y/n and Mario.

Mario: YEOW! HOLY SHIT!!

Y/n: Oh crap! Baldi is catching up to us! We gotta hurry and finds something for the Bully, so he can let us out.

Y/n and Mario looks desperately across the classroom, looking for something to give to The Bully until they found an apple and gives it to him to see if he can accept the apple.

Mario: Please have-

Bully: What? I don't want that!

Y/n: Oh come on!

Mario: (Worried wails) Here, take my clothes! (Strips naked and gives clothes to The Bully)

Y/n: EW!

Bully: I don't want that! (Flings clothes back at Mario) I'm very hungry! Give me candy!

Y/n: You could've just said that before we had to gice something that you wanted!

Y/n and Mario then looks around the room panting as they are in a hurry to get out of here, until they both found a wad of gum under a desk.

Y/n: Let's hope he'll take it.

They slide towards the gum; Mario grabs it and gives it to The Bully, which he glady accepts it.

Bully: Thank you so much, you piece of shit!

The Bully eats the gum, spins around, and dies of contamination.

Y/n: Well, that was idiotic.

Mario worriedly tries the door again, but it's still locked.

Y/n: Oh great. Now what are we gonna do, Mario.

Mario: I don't know.

Mario starts to shake in fear, freaking out in the corner of the room while Y/n goes behind to try to defend himself and Mario from Baldi as he suddenly flies in through the window.

Baldi: Heh-heh-heeeeeeeh!

The two of them screams in terror and starts running around the room to get away from Baldi.

Y/n: Oh god! Somebody help us!

Mario: Yes, Please help us! I... I won't live to see my baby Marios!

Then they both crawled under the teacher's desk and finds Arts and Crafters underneath.

Mario: What are you doing? What's going on here?

Y/n: (Notices the Arts and Crafters) Is that a sock puppet?

Arts and Crafters: (Garbled Nonsense)

Y/n: Hmmm. (Turns to Mario) Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Mario thinks for a moment, then picks up Arts and Crafters and throws it at Baldi.

Mario: Take this!

Arts and Crafters flies through the air screaming as he manages to hit Baldi, but does nothing to deter him as Baldi continues to pursue Y/n and Mario.

Mario: D'oh! Game over!

Y/n: Man, If I had the chance to see SMG4 one last time, I just want to say to him that, "This is all your fault for hiring that teacher, you son of a bitch!"

Mario: Yeah, me too. (Notices something on the teacher's desk) Hmmmm . . .

Mario looks on the desk and finds two more rulers that he and Y/n can use to fight against Baldi.

Mario: Oh! (Grabs a Ruler) Touch! HERE WE GO!!

Y/n: Good idea, Mario! (Grabs the other ruler) We gotta fire with fire and by fire, I mean using those rulers to fight Baldi.

Then Y/n and Mario faces Baldi with their rulers in hand, ready for a ruler-wielding battle as the two of them started to fight Baldi to the death with their rulers.

Baldi: I'm gonna give you both five across the ass!

Y/n: No way! (Slaps Baldi in the face with his ruler) Take that!

Mario: Take this! (Punches Baldi in the face)

Baldi: (Face starts to reform) You fucking son of a bitch... YOU'RE BOTH GETTIN' SEVEN ACROSS THE ASS!!!

Baldi knocks both Y/n and Mario through the door and into a vending machine.

Y/n: Ow! My Ass!

Baldi: You're both gonna wish your motha wasn't scared of me!

Mario: Mama mia.

Y/n: We can't give up now, Mario! We need a new plan to take him out.

Then they both looked at vending machine, then hits it to make it do something to counterattack Baldi.

The machine releases two sodas that apparently tastes like dicks.

Y/n: Oh yeah that will work! (Grabs the two soda cans and he and Mario aimed it at Baldi.

Mario: Here we go!

Y/n: Take this, Baldi!

The two of them quickly shook up the soda cans and opened them to spray it into Baldi's eyes that caused him to be in incredible pain and was knocked back into the room.

Baldi: MY EYES! AAHHH!!!

Mario: Take that, BITCH!

Y/n: Yeah, you're no match for us! Let's get out of here, Mario!

Mario: You don't have to tell me twice!

The duo then ran down the hallway once more before Baldi got back up and exits the room to back at them.

Baldi: So help me god, I will slap you in the face so hard!

Baldi then hears both Y/n and Mario in a bathroom, freaking out.

Baldi: So, help me God! (Baldi approaches the door) Shut your mouth (Baldi opens the bathroom door) I'LL SHUT IT FOR YA!

Baldi finds a tape recorder on the floor with Y/n and Mario's recording playing.

Y/n: Holy crap! *rewind* Oh my God! *rewind* This is terrible! *rewind* This cannot be happening! *rewind* I don't wanna die!

Mario: Oh, no. *rewind* Mama mia. *rewind* Hey Baldi, f*** you!

Y/n: Yeah, Baldi! You can kiss my ass! *End tape*

Baldi: GODDAMMIT!!

Then Baldi turns around to see both Y/n and Mario running towards the exit.

Mario: OH! THERE IT IS!!!

Y/n: WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT!!!

But before they can reach the exit, Baldi gets ready to chase after them with his Quick Maths ability to run at supersonic speed.

They both screams in terror as Baldi runs them over and slams them both into the ground.

Baldi looks over them, getting ready to strike at both of them.

Y/n and Mario starts to panic as they are both goners.

Y/n: We were so close into getting out of here! Mario, think of something!

Mario tries to think of something to get out of this as he tried to do what he was supposed to do in the first place by solving a math equation.

Mario: UHHH . . . 3+2=5?! . . . . . .

Baldi looks at him for a moment and smiles that Mario actually managed to get a math problem right.

Baldi: Ha-ha! You got it! Great job! You both did great!

Y/n: Say what now?

Baldi hands both Y/n and Mario a ribbon that says "You Pass" on it.

Baldi waves at Y/n and Mario saying goodbye to them.

Baldi: You two are incredible. Later.

*Baldi leaves*

*SMG4 walks up to Mario, who is still on the ground in shock*

SMG4: Wow! . . . Looks like it worked! Do you feel smarter, Mario?

Mario could only muster up one response.

Mario: NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Y/n on the other hand is completely enraged at SMG4 for hiring Baldi that nearly killed them both as is about to throw some haymakers at SMG4.

Y/n: I'M GONNA KILL YOU STUPID BASTARD!!!

SMG4: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

END OF EPISODE 19

(JOJO ENDING THEME PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND)

TO BE CONTINUED IN EPISODE 20