Location: Creative University - Downtown Creation City

No POV

Today at the Creative University in Downtown Creation City, the gang are here to enroll at this university to achieve their wildest dreams as SMG4 began delivering his speech to the students of this university.

SMG4: and with a little hard work, even you guys can have a great job like me! I wouldn't be where I am now without my degree in Memeology!

Y/n: Is that a real thing?

Ember: I don't think so.

Mario: Ooh...So all Mario has-a had to do...is get that piece of paper to get all deh bitches? :D

Y/n: Yeah, that's how universities and colleges work, Mario? I don't know if you get bitches for getting a diploma here.

Toad: This is so stupid! I have better things to do!

Bendy: Sure you do, Toad. I'm pretty sure that you're gonna be in a dead-end job flipping burgers at Burger King or end up homeless.

Toad: Shut up, ya stupid Mickey Rip-off!

Bendy: (Growing Angry) WHAT DID YOU SAY, PUNK?!

Toad: (Scared) Nothing!!

Bendy: That didn't sound like nothing, but I got my eye on you! (Calms Down)

SMG4: So consider going to college, boys and girls!!!

(Long silence....)

SMG4: Did I mention it can get you lotsa money.

Mario: HOLY SHIT!

Y/n: No Way! Really?!

Bowser: OOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!!

Toad: Well, now.

Bendy: Really then?

Dr. Healer: FREE MONEY!!!

Bob: Money! I like money!

Wario/Waluigi: MONEY!!!!

Then after SMG4 convinced everyone that they can get paid for going into college, Y/n Mario, Ember, Bowser, Luigi, Bob, Fishy Boopkins, Peach, Shroomy and the to others go to the university to get started and earn some cold hard cash.

Meggy: Hmm...maybe I should pursue my dream career...

SMG4: Ah, yes!

Bell: Ring ring ring!

First Class: Computer Science Class

In Computer Science class, Luigi is nervous about doing this kind of subject because it seems to be very difficult for him to pass through to get his diploma.

Luigi: Ohhh noo....Oh man...I heard this course is hard....I really hope I can handle it....

Y/n: Don't worry, Luigi. I'm sure this will be easy for you if you learn the basics of Computer Science.

Mugman: Yeah, we just got to study real hard in order to pass this subject.

Luigi: Ok then. I'll do my best to pass this class.

Y/n: That's the spirit, Luigi.

Mugman: Oh! Get to your seats! Here comes the teacher.

Kamek: Howdy class! Today we're going to look at the semester. Please boot up your computers so we can get started.

Luigi: OH GOD THIS COURSE IS GOING TOO FAST!!!

Y/n: Luigi. You just need to turn on the computer. It's so simple. Even your brother, Mario can do it.

Luigi: OH MAN....UH...HOW DO I "BOOT UP" THIS THING?!

Mugman: You just press the power button to turn it on.

Luigi was so scared and stressed out that he sees the computer as a very complicated device to work with as he tries his best to boot it up and shakily pressed on of the keys on the keyboard that booted up the computer he's using.

Luigi was surprised that he managed to turn on the computer that easily.

Y/n: See? That wasn't so hard now was it?

Then Luigi started dancing around like he's a real expert in computers as HACKERMAN as he started bragging it to the other students after he just turned on the computer.

Mugman: (Turns to Y/n) Do you always have to deal with something like this?

Y/n: Ah, let him brag about it? You'll get use it to it.

Second Class: Law Class

In Law Class, Kermit is wearing a wig and is holding King Dedede's hammer, indicating he's the judge and Mario is being accused of raiding and trashing the cafeteria earlier today.

Kermit: Alright, alright. Shut the hell up, bitches. Court is now in session.

Mario is the defendant in the trial with Meggy as the lawyer of this court session.

Kermit: Mario, you're accused of raiding and trashing this college's cafeteria earlier today.

On the camera screen is the trashed cafeteria

Kermit: How do you plead?

Mario: No! It wasn't me!

Waluigi: (Wahahaha! Let's go! Ho ho!) BAH! He's LYING! The accused is guilty!

Meggy is dressed in a lawyer uniform with Y/n and Ember in the same outfits as her two assistants.

Meggy: There is no clear evidence that the accused did the crime!

Mario: Yeah, what kind of proof do you have that Mario did raid and trashed the cafeteria?

Ember: YEs, theres gotta be some evidence of him doing it to prove he's guilty.

Waluigi objects them for not believing that Mario is the one who did the crime at the cafeteria.

Waluigi: (WALUIGI! HAHA!) That's BS! CAUSE I GOT VIDEO EVIDENCE RIGHT HERE, BOI!

Meggy, Y/n, Ember and Mario are shocked.

Kermit: Oh shit! Really?

The video footage shows what appears to be Mario raiding the cafeteria.

Waluigi: That Mario-shaped man is clearly the accused!!!

Kermit: Order order! Shut the fuck up, everybody! Thank you.

Mario: OOOooo, Order??? I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 la--

Kermit: Shut up, you fat piece of shit!

Waluigi: So as you can clearly see, the suspect is obviously-

Meggy objects that there's a slight flaw to the evidence that Waluigi showed to the judge.

Meggy: There is a clear flaw with this evidence!!!!

Waluigi: WHAAAATTT?

During the video, the culprit tosses aside a plate of spaghetti.

Meggy: If this is really the accused...why would he throw aside a plate of his favorite food?

Y/n: Yeah. Mario would never reject a delicious plate of spaghetti!

Mario: It's true

Waluigi: N-Nani??? (wha- what?)

Meggy: In fact the only other mario-looking person today on campus was...YOU!

Meggy points to SMG4, who is munching on a lot of food that proves that he looks exactly like Mario and framed Mario for the crime.

Y/n: SMG4! It was you who raided and trashed the cafeteria!

Ember: You are definitely gonna go to jail and lose your diploma in memeology! What do you have to say for yourself?

SMG4: You're never gonna take me alive!

SMG4 then runs away and crashes through the door to get away from the cops as he doesn't want to lose his diploma if he gets arrested.

Kermit: Huh. Well, good job you three. You three passed your first practical exam.

Meggy: Thank you.

Y/n: Thanks, Kermit.

Ember: Yeah, yeah, thanks.

Kermit: And now can someone go get that asshole?!?!

Y/n: Ok! BITCH WANTS TO DIE!!!! (Chases after SMG4) AAAAHHHH!!! YOU'RE NOT GONNA GET AWAY THIS TIME SMG4!!!!

Third Class: Medicine Class

In the third class, we get to learn how to use medicine the proper and professional way as Dr. Healer is going to teach the gang how to learn how to become a doctor like him since he is the only TF2 doctor that still has his medical license.

Dr. Healer: Alright students, here we are at the hospital.

Mario: Oh boy! Mario always wanted to become a doctor.

Y/n: Yeah, I guess I can learn a thing or two about medicine.

Dr. Healer: Well you two came to the right place and I'm gonna teach you how to do it. Ok class, hopefully this excursion will help show the profession in action!!!

Then Y/n and Mario looked inside one of the rooms to see a Red teletubby in incredible pain as she just gave birth to a baby.

Y/n: (I have PTSD from Teletubbies)

Then in another room, they both see a random doctor telling the patient that he has an incurable disease.

Random Doctor: You have Terminal 7 Brain Cancer. I don't even know what that means, but it's bad...

That literally made the patient feel really bad and depressed that he's got brain cancer.

(Brain Cancer is not a joke, and we do not to make a joke of it...)

Y/n: That's really sad to hear.

Mario: Sounds like a hard life.

Soldier: No! I do not have permission to die!

He then started singing a song about how he's going to survive and not die of brain cancer, but sadly, his head fell off and dies of Brain Cancer.

R.I.P. Soldier (1963-2017) Died of Brain Cancer.

Y/n: Well, that did not go well for him.

Dr. Healer: Yes, that was cancer does to you and it's nothing to laugh about.

Later that Day...

Dr. Healer: Remember students, this field puts you in charge of other people's lives so it's a very important--

Suddenly, Dr. Healer got a stoke and fell down to the floor.

Man: OH GOD! He's having a stroke! Someone call a doctor!

Y/n: DUDE! We're in a freaking hospital! Get a nearby doctor in this hospital and help Dr. Healer!

Mario: OOOH! It's-a Mario's time to prove himself!!! Y/n! I'm gonna need you to help me save Dr. Healer so I don't mess up.

Y/n: Good idea, Mario.

Then Mario and Y/n puts on their doctor outfits and they make an attempt to save Dr. Healer's life.

Dr. Mario: Pills fix Mario all the time when he's sick!

Dr. Y/n: Lucky for us, I created these pills to cure a stroke in an instant, so let's just pop one of these pills to his mouth and that's should help him out.

Dr. Mario: I'm way ahead of ya!

Dr. Mario then shoves the pill in Dr. Healer's mouth.

Then after a few minutes, Dr. Healer was instantly cured from his stroke and feels a whole lot better.

Dr. Healer: (Gasp!) OH MY GOD! I'm saved! Thanks you boys for saving my life!

Dr. Y/n: Phew! The pills worked and nothing bad happened to him.

Dr. Mario: OOohoh! Y/n and Mario saved the day! That means we can be real doctors! :D

Dr. Y/n: As long as we do a good job on it and we should be fine.

Dr. Mario: Oh ok.

Dr. Healer: Well, since you guys saved my life. You just passed the first exam of saving a man's life, which means you two get to be my assistants.

Y/n/Mario: OH YEAH!

Fourth Class: Education Class

In educational class, we see some students in the class room acting like delinquents, except for Cuphead, Bendy, Ms. Chalice and Tails Doll, who are acting like good and responsible kids as the teacher came in and shouted at the kids to stop goofing around and asks Peach and Shroomy to teach the kids their education and punish those who misbehave or not pay attention in the classroom.

Teacher: Shut Up! Okay, for your practical exam all you need to do is teach these kids.

Shroomy: Oh, that doesn't sound too bad...I love working with kids.

He then looks at the classroom to see the carnage and can see Y/n's friends, Cuphead, Ms. Chalice, Bendy and his adopted son, Tails Doll in the same classroom acting like good kids.

Shroomy: Look at that. Isn't that sweet? They're murdering each other. (He is strong though, he defeated Waluigi and Wario twice.) Oh? That must be Y/n's adopted son, Tails Doll sitting next to Bendy. Man, Y/n must be a great father to that fox.

Then as Peach and Shroomy are in charge of teaching the kids, the teacher was happy that she's finally from teaching those kids.

Teacher: YEAH! I'M FINALLY FREE FROM THOSE DAMN KIDS!

Shroomy: Don't worry, Peach, I got his under control! (Blows Whistle)

The sound of the whistle did managed to stop a Monty Mole from beating up a Koopa Troopa as Shroomy is ready to teach the classroom like a proper teacher should be.

Shroomy: Oh golly gee! Okay, who's ready to learn, kids?

Then one of the students threw a chair at Shroomy, but he managed to dodge the chair by ducking at the right time.

Shroomy: Oh hey now! That's no way to behave in the classroom!

Then a Buzzy Beetle threw a grenade at Shroomy that landed between his feet.

Shroomy: Oh boy, look. A grenade. I can't have that in my classroom.

He then kicks the grenade out of the classroom through the window and landed near the same teacher that left Peach and Shroomy to teach the kids in her classroom and I think we should all agree that she deserved it. It's probably for the best cause she's a real bad teacher to teach in a kid's classroom.

Teacher: Oh, fu- (BOOM!) DED!

Tails Doll: Wow. He's good.

Bendy: Yeah, it's a good thing that we decided to behave in class or else we'll get a harsh punishment.

Cuphead: I hear ya. It's best to stay good until the end of class. I don't want to be used as Peach's coffee mug.

Ms. Chalice: Me neither. Better stay on our toes or things will go from bad to worse.

Shroomy: Oh, Peach. I can't handle all these kids. What are we gonna do?

Peach: I GOT THIS!

Bendy: Uh oh. Peach is about to go into full Karen mode. Plug your ears up before she goes berserk!

Cuphead/Tails Doll/Ms. Chalice: Got it!

They quickly plugged up their ears with ear plugs before Peach unleashes her Full-blown Karen mode on these students.

Peach: Shut your mouth! I'm gonna give you 5 across the ass!

Then a goomba started headbutting against Peach's butt, which is a bad sign for him for messing with Peach.

Peach: You fucking son of a bitch. (TRIGGERED) You're getting seven across the ass! So help me God, I'll slap you in the face!

Then in an instant, the entire classroom, minus Cuphead, Bendy, Tails Doll and Ms. Chalice instantly went from bad kid mode to normal good kid mode to avoid getting punished by Peach. After that, Cuphead, Bendy, Tails Doll and Ms. Chalice unplugged their ears and gets ready to learn from Peach.

Peach: Now everyone, turn to page #67.

Shroomy: Wow. She's good at teaching these kids and those 4 kids over there are not like the other students in this class, so we're gonna give them extra credit after class.

Fifth Class: Business Class

In the business class, we see Bowser, Wario and Ember listening to whatever the professor in this class about learning about business education, except that the professor started speaking in gibberish and Ember seems to be the only one in the class that is able to listen to whatever the professor is talking about.

However, Wario does not have the patience in this classroom and clearly doesn't want to listen to the professor's constant gibberish

Wario: Oh my god!!! Kill me now!

Professor: Hey! Shut your goddamn mouth!

Wario did not like that at all as he threw a chair at the professor.

Professor: If you think you're so good at business, why don't you teach the class?

Ember: Oh no. This is not gonna go well.

With both Bowser and Wario agreeing what the professor said about teaching the class about business, Bowser punched the professor and Wario takes over the classroom as the new professor.

Wario: Let me show you the real way to make coins!!!!

Bowser then turns on the boombox and Wario starts teaching the classroom about business the Wario way.

Wario: Making money is all about hustling for money!!!

He then shows an example of him robbing a bank and stealing all the money at the bank, which made everyone except Ember do exactly what Wario taught them to do. But that was short-lived as Ember called 911 on them and was arrested for attempting to steal a local bank and assaulted the professor, giving Ember extra credit and a pass on his practical exam by the professor for not being on Wario's side.

Sixth Class: Garbology (Study of Garbology)

Note: I got nothing to add that speaks for itself about this subject.

Teacher: Welcome Students to your first lecture in garbology!

Bob: YeAh BiTcHeS, I cAn'T wAiT!

Teacher: Today we'll go over the different types of garbage. First we have your regular old garbage, this is very common! Next we have the recyclables, these kills dolphins and stuff! Lastly, we have a special type of garbage. I've only seen it once myself...It's very rare!

Bob: LoL, tHaT kInDa LoOks LiKe Me. #rElAtAbLe

Then the teacher saw Bob and was fascinated to see Bob in his classroom.

Teacher: Oh my god, are you bob!?

Bob: Um...YeAh!

Teacher: Dude! You're like a legend! Please teach us the way of garbage!

Bob: WoW rEaLlY? YeAh, I cAn ShOw U gUyS!

Then he started doing his own MTV Cribs show about garbage (Yeah you all probably knew this was going to happen.)

Bob: WhAt'S uP, bItChEs! WeLcOmE 2 MTV JuNk. LeT's Go! (Shows the Recyclable Section at the local dump) ThIs Is ThE rEcYcLaBlE sEcTiOn. ThEsE aRe ThE oNeS tHaT kIlL dOlPhInS. AwEsOmE, rIgHt?

Dolphin: Please! Please bring amber lamps!

Bob: ShUt Up, JoN! (Shows the Regular Trash Section) OvEr HeRe, We JuSt HaVe ReGuLaR tRaSh. U gUyS mAy NoT lIkE iT bUt I dO sOm sCrEw U! (Lastly, shows his own house made of trash) LaSt, We HaVe My HoUsE. ThIs Is WhErE I sTaY aLl DaY eVeRyDaY aNd Um, YeA!

Yep, Bob lives in a house filled with trash.

THE MORE AD LESS YOU KNOW!

Seventh Class: Robotics Class

In the robotics class, the students get to learn how to create their own robotic creations as Toadsworth was walking around in school grounds and jaw dropped to see Toad in the body of a giant robot.

Toad: Hey there. How ya doing?

Toadsworth then started walking backwards to get away of what he just saw.

Toad: Ok bye.

Eighth and Final Class: Geology Class

In the world of Geology, the students get to learn about the exciting world of rocks as the teacher gives the students an assignment to inspect some big rocks that the teacher brought in.

Teacher: Ok class. For today's lesson, we're going to be inspecting some rocks I brought in. Makes sure you look slowly because it may have some AIDS within the rocks.

Then we see Boopkins eating his rock, which we have no idea of why is he eating a huge rock in the classroom that is a part of his assignment.

Boopkins: Ms. Hoover.

Ms. Hoover: What is it?

Boopkins: I ate my rock! Can I have a new one?

Ms Hoover: Eating rocks? OK, that's a bit strange, but that's okay...I'll get you a new one...(Grabs Rock and gives it to Boopkins) Here you go!

After she gave Boopkins a new rock, but ends up eating it again. (Why Boopkins? Why?)

Boopkins: Ms. Hoover? I ate my rock again!

Ms. Hoover: Oh my fucking god!

Timeskip: 354 Rocks Later

After Boopkins ate over 354 rocks in one day (Which I'm surprised to see Boopkins eat rocks that big) Ms. Hoover is not happy at the moment as she gave him one last rock for him to inspect or else he fails.

Ms. Hoover: ALRIGHT, YOU LISTEN UP YOU LITTLE SHIT! THIS IS YOUR LAST ROCK! OKAY?! SO DON'T, OR ELSE ANOTHER ONE!!!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?!?!?!

Boopkins: But it looks so yummy!

(You can not be serious Boopkins.)

SLAP!

Ms Hoover: Are you deaf in the ears, you little shit!

Boopkins tried to eat it, but Ms. Hoover tells him not to eat it.

Ms Hoover: Don't do that- don't. DON'T TOUCH IT! Am I speaking Chinese or something? DON'T DONT TOUCH IT!!!

But Boopkins couldn't take it anymore as he began devouring the rock, causing Ms Hoover to lose her mind.

Ms Hoover: FOR FUCKS SAKE I TOLD YOU NOT TO EAT IT!!!!!

She then started going crazy as she started spazzing on the floor due to Boopkins' constant rock eating.

Boopkins notices the Villager next to him still has a rock and asks him if he can eat it.

Boopkins: Hey, you're going to eat that?

Graduation Time!

Location: The Gym

After all of the classes that the whole group have attended, it was time for the students to graduate to earn their diplomas as Kermit the Frog announced the Class of 2017 Students and give them their diplomas.

Kermit: Congratulations, Class of 2017! You all managed to graduate within this chapter of this book. Some of you did exceptionally well in your courses, while most of you failed so badly that we just want you to get out of this college already! It's my honor to day that you've all officially graduated!

All: YAY!

Wario: YEAAAH! Now we can get some CASH!!!

Then everyone started doing the hustle as they all managed to graduate the university and hope to earn some cash like SMG4 said that they would when they go into college.

Bob: WaIt...BiTcH hOlD uP....WhErE tHe HeLl Is ThE mOnEy?!

Then everyone began to understand what bob meant as they all turn to SMG4 as he did promise that everyone would get money if they go into college.

SMG4: Oh....hehe, did I forget to mention you need to get jobs now?

Bob: WhAt? MoRe WoRk?! ThAt WaSn'T pArT oF tHe DeAl!

Mario: Oh you got to be f*cking with me!

Y/n: You promised us that we get money if we go into college!

Ember: So we all went into college for nothing?!

Bendy: This is bullshit!

Cuphead: He lied to us!

Mugman: He promised us money and he lied to our faces!

Ms. Chalice: I'm going to break his legs!

Dr. Healer: I'm going to saw through your bones and sell your organs to the black market!

Wario: We can help you with that, doc!

Waluigi: Yeah, we know a bunch of people that can buy his organs for a good price!

Bowser: He owe us money, so we're gonna get it from him by force!

Meggy: Yeah, let's start a riot against him!

Shroomy: Now you guys are speaking my language.

Peach: Yeah, it's time we teach this jerk a lesson for lying to our faces!

Tails Doll: I'm gonna use your head for a bowling ball, SMG4!

Y/n: Everyone! Let's get him!

Mario: YEAH! GET THAT MOTHER FUCKER!!!!

SMG4: Uh wait wait wait!

Without warning, everyone dogpiled on him and started throwing haymakers on SMG4 for lying to his faces about them getting money when they graduate college.

SMG4: (Screaming) Get off of me ya bunch of monsters! What's the world coming to?!

But then, Kermit has something else to say as the gang started throwing haymakers on SMG4 as they are going to get their graduation picture taken.

Kermit: Ok everyone, look this way! Everybody say cheese for their graduation photo!

As Kermit snapped the photo as everyone got their photo taken while SMG4 is getting pummeled to death by everyone that he lied to.

END OF EPISODE 10

TO BE CONTINUED IN EPISODE 11