Location: Peach's Castle - The Mushroom Kingdom

It was another beautiful day here in the Mushroom Kingdom as our two heroes, Y/n L/n and Mario are helping out Peach and Toadsworth paint the walls in the castle since the paint on all of the walls of the castle are starting to fade and need a fresh new coat of paint.

Luckily, Y/n was able to bring in Ember to help them out since it's going to be a long day to paint every single wall of the castle and they could use some extra hands to get the job done as both Peach and Toadsworth are doing so well painting on their side of the wall.

Peach: So how's your side of the wall going, boys?

Then we cut to the trio as Mario has written Ass on the wall while Y/n and Ember are painting normally on the walls. However, Ember is not having a good time as he is bored out of his mind since he is not allowed to use his Inkling weapons to paint on the walls to make the job go a lot more faster because he might make a huge mess and Peach is not wrong about that.

Mario: That's-a so nice!

Y/n: (Gives them a thumbs up) I'm doing ok on my end.

Ember: (Groans) This is so boring. It would be much more faster if Peach would let me use my weapons to make this go a lot more faster.

Y/n: I know, Ember, but we can't risk getting in big trouble, especially with Peach the one in charge. She would be furious if you use your own weapons to paint the walls and I don't want to get kicked out of my own room here in the castle.

Ember: I understand, bro. I may be bored as hell, but I would never let my friends down just to paint these walls like a normal person.

Toadsworth: hmm...Excuse me, boys! We could use more orange paint! Could you three go fetch some more?

Mario: No problem!

Y/n: Yeah, that's should be a problem since we got plenty of paint cans to use to paint the walls in the castle.

Then the boys went over to the other side of the area that they're painting on and grabbed a couple paint cans of orange paint as Mario removes the lid from his can of orange paint...but he discovers that it's moving. He looks at the paint can in order to investigate.

Y/n: Huh? What the heck is wrong with that paint can?

Mario: I don't know.

Then suddenly, an Inkling pops out of the paint can.

Inkling: Freedom!!

Y/n: What the hell?! Did that just came out of that paint can?

Mario: Hey! Orange squid! Come back here!

Y/n: Let's get it before it makes a big mess in here.

Mario: Yeah, let's get it!

Y/n: Ember! Get over here! We got a here problem and a orange squid just came out of a paint can!

Ember: Really? Finally! Time for some real action.

The trio then chased after the orange inkling as it was headed over to a nearby drain pipe and Mario managed to grab ahold of the creature, but was soon dragged into the pipe, taking him somewhere to who knows where.

Y/n: Oh no! Mario fell into the pipe! What do we do now?

Ember: I got an idea. Grab onto my arm and don't let go.

Y/n: Ok.

Y/n did what Ember told him to do and changed into his squid form as he and Y/n went onto the pipe and they are on their way to a whole new adventure with meeting new friends, new enemies and of course, brand new adventures to explore as they're both heading their way over to a place called Inkopolis.

Legend of SMG5: Season 2

New Faces, New Enemies and More Adventures

Episode 01: If Y/n and Mario was in Splatoon

After a long travel through the drain pipe, Y/n and Ember made it to the other side of the pipe and found themselves in a whole new world known as Inkopolis, a city that the home to a race of human/squid hybrid species known as Inklings and both Y/n and Mario are in complete awe to be in a place like this.

Mario: HORY SHITOO!

Y/n: You're telling me, Mario. What is this amazing place.

Ember: Well, you guys are in my hometown known as Inkopolis. I grew up here before I was brought into your world and got cursed by the Dark Star.

Y/n: Oh yeah, I was wondering where you came from and now we're here in your world. This is way more better than painting the walls in the castle.

Ember: I'm glad we both agree on something.

Y/n: Ain't that the truth.

Mario: Hey! There's that crazy squid that dragged me here!

Then they both looked to find the same squid that dragged Mario through the pipe to Inkopolis, the squid suddenly transforms into an orange Inkling girl.

Then for some reason after the squid turned into a female inkling, Y/n was somehow smitten by the appearance of the female inkling as both Mario and Ember can tell that Y/n had hearts in his eyes before Ember decided to slap Y/n right across his face to wake up him up from his newly lovestruck look on his face.

Ember: (Slaps Y/n) Snap out of it, Bro! What's the matter ya freaking stupid or what?

Y/n: (Still lovestruck over the female inkling) Man I'm dead.

Mario: Oh no. Y/n has now gone kookoo crazy!

Inkling: Stay back ya freaks! You guys are probably the ones who trapped me in that can yesterday!

Ember: No, I do believe we didn't not trap you in that paint can! I swear!

Y/n: She's really pretty you guys.

Mario: A talking squid? Am I in Bikini Bottom? :D

Ember: You watch too many episodes of SpongeBob, Mario.

Mario gets shot.

Y/n/Ember: Holy Shit!

Meggy: You just got REKT by the upcoming Star, Meggy!

Suddenly, her phone vibrates from her pocket as she soon found out that she's late for her training for the upcoming Splatfest games.

Meggy: Ah crap! I'm late for training!

She then runs off with Mario flipping her off.

Mario: Mama-mia. What the heck is up with this place anyway...

Ember: I don't know, but I think we should stick around here for a bit. It's a long time since I've been in Inkopolis.

Y/n: Ok. I guess we can stay a little while longer while Peach and Toadsworth are working back at the castle. This is place is already interesting to me anyways.

Mario: Okay...so me and Y/n just gotta blend in.

Y/n: You may be right, Mario. We just need to act natural and we should be ok. I mean, what can go wrong anyway.

Then as a way to act natural to blend in with the Inklings, Y/n and Mario both start running around, whoop whooping the entire time with Ember following them and sees a male Inkling watching them running around in the city.

Ember: They're both new to this place.

Male Inkling: Ah, I see.

Then Y/n and Mario stopped for a moment to realize that they need to find a way back home to the castle.

Mario: Hmm...Howsa we gonna get out of here...

Y/n: I don't know, Mario. Guess I haven't thought this through.

Cap'n Cuttlefish: Hi there young people, nice day today!

Y/n: Maybe we should ask that guy for directions on how to get back home.

Mario: Okie dokie. Hey old guy! You look wise! Do you know how to get ba-

Cap'n Cuttlefish: WHA WHO ARE YOU? WHO'S THAT?

Y/n/Mario: It's-a me, Ma-/My name is Y/-

Cap'n Cuttlefish: Ever heard that Korean song with that guy and he's like a horse, Gagam (I think) Style?

Y/n: I think I saw a video with that title before. I really like that video.

Mario: Look...we just want to go home...

Cap'n Cuttlefish: I'm gonna tell you the one thing that I remember...I've shit my pants.

Y/n: Gross.

Mario: As I was saying, I could-

Cap'n Cuttlefish: Have you heard that song with the-

Then Mario kicks poor old Cuttlefish after he can not deal with his own brand of elderly stupidity.

Y/n: That was a bit cruel don't you think.

Mario: He was more annoying than me.

Ember: Mario?! You kicked Captain Cuttlefish! Why would you do that to him?!

Mario: Because he was annoying as f***!!

Then suddenly, the trio noticed Spyke in an alley as they sneak their way over to them with the Pink Panther theme song playing in the background and the three of them are wearing trenchcoats, some shades and fedoras to conceal their identities from the public.

Mario: Psst...Is this where we deal some spaghetti?...

Y/n: And some interesting trinkets from the multiverse?...

Spyke: No...But I do sell deadly powers if you want sum.

Mario: Boring!

Y/n: I could probably use some deadly powers.

Mario: I'll just have these weird looking mushrooms.

Ember: I wouldn't eat those if I were you.

Mario eats one, and transforms into Gary the snail.

Mario: Holy shit!

Y/n: You don't see that everyday.

Mario: Welp. Looks like Mario gonna be living like a squid forever.

Y/n: I don't think we're both gonna last long around here, Mario.

Ember: Don't give up now, guys. I'm sure we'll find a way back home.

The trio then notices a studio nearby as the Squid Sisters, Callie and Marie as they start talking about the next upcoming Splatfest games.

Callie: Make sure to stay tuned for tomorrow's tournament!

Marie: Sweet.

Callie: Until next time...

Callie & Marie: Staaaay fresh!

Mario: (muffled)Hey stinky!

Marie: ???

Marie freaks out upon noticing Mario, whose head has inflated like a balloo while both Y/n and Ember are standing in front of the window as they need to get inside the studio to see if they can try to attend the next Splatfest Tournament.

Mario: Can-a we come inside? :D

Y/n: Yeah, we don't bite.

(Mario is inside Callie and Marie's recording studio)

Callie: Marie, did you order pizza or something or invite some kind of celebrity?

Marie: What?! No!

Callie: Then what in seashells is that?!

Marie: Your relative? Or maybe that cool guy's your boyfriend?

(Callie looks annoyed by what Marie just said.

Mario: HEY SQUIDWARDS! I heard you talking about a tournament? Mario likes-a games! :D

Y/n: Yeah! I wanna play some games!

Callie: uhh...well anyone can join!...except you need one more person to be on your team...

Y/n: Oh ok. But who would want to join our team?

Mario: hmmmmm...WANT TO JOIN TEAM MARIO!? :D

Then without warning, Mario gets thrown out of the studio after asking Callie and Marie if they want to join their team and landed back on the street with Y/n and Ember teleporting over to him with Y/n's powers.

Cap'n Cuttlefish: Hello again asshole.

Ember: Hey, Captain Cuttlefish.

Mario: Great. How is Mario gonna find a member to join our team now?

Ember: Well, we're gonna have to find one fast or else we're not gonna be in the next Splatfest games.

Then Mario notices Meggy going to the training grounds.

Mario: Hey, let's ask her to be on her team.

Ember: Good idea, Mario. Are you up for the challenge, Y/n? (moment of silence) Y/n?

Y/n: (Daydreaming of Meggy again) Uhhhhhh........

Mario: And I thought I was an idiot.

Ember: Tell me about it. (Grabs Y/n) Come on, ya love-sick puppy.

Then we cut to Meggy, who is practicing shooting targets to get ready for the Splatfest Games, before accidentally hitting Mario, mistakenly thinking that his face looked like a target.

Meggy: Woops! Sorry, Red! Your face looked like a target!

Mario: Can-a we join your team?

Ember: Yeah can we?

Y/n: (Still Lovestruck) Yeah....uh...what they just said.

Meggy: (Laughs)

Mario/Y/n/Ember: (Laughs with Meggy)

Meggy: How about no?

Mario: D'oh sh*t!

Y/n: (Heartbroken) Aww...

Ember: C'mon. Why can't we join your team?

Meggy: Sorry, but the SplatsSquad is already full!.

Mario: Your fourth guy doesn't even look like a squid! >:(

Y/n: Yeah, he looks like a freak!

Heavy Squid: Keep crying baby!

Meggy: Sorry, but you guys just ain't got the skills.

Mario: OH YES WE DO!

Then suddenly, with Y/n's heart now broken, he then dropped the love act and returned to his more serious side of himself as he summons two miniguns for him and Mario to use and gave Ember his own weapons as they try their best to convince Meggy to make the trio members of her team to join the next Splatfest Tournament.

Y/n: Alright. No more acting like a love-sick puppy. It's time to grow up and get serious.

So, Meggy continues her training as she shoots down a can, while Mario and Y/n pulls out a Minigun. Mario manages to shoot one Inkling away, but blames it on Cap'n Cuttlefish.

Y/n: It was his idea.

Cap'n Cuttlefish: Wha? Who's that!

Red Male Inkling: We'll show you old man!

Other Inklings attack C.C. while Mario and Y/n slides away with troll faces and Ember following them. Just after that, Meggy and Heavy Squid jump into ink transforming into squids, followed by Y/n and Mario swimming in the ink while Ember started swimming in his own ink.

Mario: Yeaa. Movin' on the ground, movin' on the ground..

Y/n: This is going to be tougher than we thought.

Ember: We'll no one says that this was going to be easy you know.

Then an orange Inkling lands on a Spawn Point, then transforms into squid form and jumps across the map next to Meggy, who cheers him. Mario pulls out a cannon and he and Y/n jumped in and launches themselves, hitting Heavy Squid that cushioned their fall, but killed him in the process.

Y/n: Whoops. I guess we added a bit too much gunpowder to the cannon.

Meggy: Oh no! Heavy Squid, are you alright?

Heavy Squid: I am dead. Not big surprise.

Inkling Teammate: Oh Great! Now who's going to replace the big guy?

Mario: OOOOH! Hey! Hey! Hey!....

Meggy gets more and more annoyed by Mario until she finally decides to let them join her team.

Meggy: Fine! You guys can join... BUT YOU BOYS BETTER NOT SCREW THIS UP!

Y/n: Don't worry, we won't let you down. We'll win this tournament for you as long as we work together like a team. Right Mario?

Mario: Yeah! (Dances in the background)

Meggy: Oh, this is going to be a long day...

Ember: Don't worry, you'll get used to it eventually.

So with Meggy's approval of letting the trio join the team, they started training for the tournament as both Y/n and Mario looked at an orange Inkling using a Splat Roller and the two of them began struggling with theirs one since they can produce ink like actual inklings, to which Meggy and Ember responds with a headshake. Mario then resorts to a miniature paint roller while Y/n continues trying to use the Splat Roller.

Then a squid swims through a puddle of ink, then Mario tries to imitate that with a squid hat, at which Meggy looks in slight shock. Y/n tries his method of using his powers to melt his entire body into a ball of orange ink, which surprisingly works and swam to the other side of the pool of ink and jumps out of it and reverts back to normal, leaving Meggy both shocked and impressed by what Y/n just did.

Ember: Impressive right? He's very talented.

Then Mario started spinning on a chair with Meggy come in hot with a Splat Bomb as a test for Mario to dodge any in coming attacks from any enemy inklings.

Meggy: Hey, Red! Dodge quickly! (throws a Splat Bomb towards Mario)

Mario: OOOH! New Doritos!

Y/n: Mario, wait! That's not Doritos, It's a bomb!

But it was too late as Mario ate the Splat Bomb, which predictably blows his head up.

Y/n: Wow. That just blew my mind after that.

Then the gang started practicing shooting targets and it looks like Y/n seems to be getting the hang of it after using a sniper rifle and other weapons to hit the targets and Ember and Meggy was impressed that Y/n is getting better at using the ink weapons.

However, Mario decided to take things up a notch by using a Bamboozler 14 and act like he's the terminator.

Mario: Hasta la vista, baby.

He blasts himself off with a Bamboozler 14, hoping that might be enough to impress Meggy.

Mario: I did it. (Thumbs up)

Meggy, Ember and Y/n looked at Mario in disapproval.

Meggy: *Sighs*

Y/n: I know what you mean, but he's trying his best to learn the basic of Splatfest Training. He'll get better. But I just wish he would push his stupidity aside and be serious for once in case there's some kind of global threat or events like this.

Mario soon realizes what Y/n meant of why Mario should be more serious of this training for the Splatfest Tournament tomorrow and he understands it completely as he starts to act a bit more serious this time and grabs a Splattergun and is ready to do some "real" training.

Mario: (Deep Breaths) Let's-a-go!

Mario then leaps up, and hits two Inklings and one target. Meggy and Ember laughs at it and Y/n smiles at Mario and gives him a thumbs up. Mario gives a thumbs up to them and then an Inkling hits him with a crowbar in retaliation.

Y/n: Hey! That was my friend you just hit! (Brings out a Metal Bat) I'm gonna mess you up!

Inkling: Oh Shit!

The inkling runs away screaming in terror with Y/n chasing after him in anger as he tries to hit him with the metal bat.

Y/n: Don't you f***ing run away from me!!!

The Following Day...

As the sun sets over Inkoplis, Mario, Y/n, Ember, Meggy had finished up their training for the tournament tomorrow and the four of them are sitting together on a rooftop.

Meggy: Hey guys, you all are actually alright, today.

Y/n: Yeah, it was a fun experience learning how to compete for the Splatfest tournament tomorrow.

Ember: Same here. It's been a while since I've been here and it's good to be back here.

Mario: Yeah! And I only lost 100 brain cells today!

Meggy: Well...the big day is tomorrow...

Meggy: Hey guys...do you think...we can make it?...

Y/n: I think so as long as we work together like a team. What do you think, Mario?

Mario: I HAVE NO IDEA!

Timeskip - The Next Day

The next day, it's Turf War Tournament Day here in Inkopolis, we see both teams fighting, Y/n seems to understand the rules of the Turf War game while Mario and...just manically shoots around himself while screaming "YOLOOO".

Callie: The SplatSquad and InkBrigade team are off to a heated start!

A blue Inkling runs in front of Meggy to take her out.

Blue Inkling: STAHP RIGHT THERE!

But Meggy blasts him off with a Wilhelm scream.

Meggy turns to her team mates.

Meggy: Kenji, Ember, Sam...Try and flank them!

Kenji&Sam: Oki doki!

Ember: Yeah, gotcha!

Meggy: Y/n! Red!...I want you two to...

Then Mario running with a Splattershot, only to be shot by a blue Inkling reading a newspaper, but she was soon taken out by Y/n with a Sniper Rifle.

Y/n: Not today, bitch!

Ember: Nice one, bro!

Mario then respawns after getting shot.

Mario: SHET!

Meggy: RED, You idiot! Follow my lead!

A blue Inkling them aims at Meggy. She then proceeds to transform into a squid and swim in the ink, to the other Inkling's surprise. Y/n and Mario got tackled too, only to crazily run through the ink from a Minigun, rending them unaffected since they are not inklings. Meanwhile, Meggy appears in front of the enemy Inkling, to kick herself from a wall and do a 360° behind the other inkling and shoot him.

Mario: Whoa!

Y/n: Man, she's one feisty, badass girl and I like it!

Mario: I'm gonna try that move!

Y/n: No wait, Mario!

Mario tries to replicate this but fails just running up the wall. His burning self is seen flying above the Squid Sisters, while Marie pulls out a 10/10 sign.

Then a 1:00 timer is seen as they only got one minute before time's runs out.

Callie: Ohh! Looks like there's only a minute left!

Meggy: Guys! Stop messing around! Theres no time left!

Ember: Yeah, we gotta hurry before time runs out!

Mario: Ok, That's it! Time to do things the MARIO way!!! Y/n! Think you can give me a hand? I have an idea. (Brings out two golf clubs)

Y/n: If it's enough to help out Meggy, I'm in.

So, with the two both agree to work together to help Meggy and Ember win the tournament in their own way as an enemy Inkling throws a Splat Bomb at Mario, who however flings it back with a golf club and then spins around with Y/n used his powers to create multiple Splat Bombs.

Mario: Fore!

Y/n: Get out of here!

Blue Inkling: OH WHAT THE FU-*boom*

Mario/Y/n: Special ink attack, activate!!!

Mario splats Y/n and himself with some ink, then they both grabbed their hands together and spun around as fast as they can as they are flying around the arena like a helicopter to spray ink everywhere.

Y/n: LOOK I'M A!!!

Mario: HELICOPTER!!!

Then a couple of enemy Inklings transforms into squid form and charges at Mario, only for him to jump on the squid, Super Mario-style. They both get 300 points.

Y/n: *Clicks Tongue* Nice.

The timer shows the last 10 seconds with Mario wielding a huge paint tube which shoots ink and Y/n firing an ink minigun and sentry guns that also shoots ink surrounding the two of them, the timer shows :00, which means that they all ran out of time and it's time to show the results.

Callie: It's time for the results!

Callie: and the winner is...

Ember and Meggy turns their heads, while everyone else waits for the results.

Callie: The Inkbrigade!

The blue team celebrates, while Meggy dejectedly drops to the ground.

Meggy: ...we...lost? But how?... I've trained so hard... (a tear seems to be forming under her eye)

Mario: Oh no!

Ember: Geez. I never thought we lost on the first round. I think we should try to comfort her after we lost the tournament.

Y/n: Yeah, let's go cheer her up.

Mario: Ok then.

The trio then came up to her to cheer her up after she lost the tournament even after all the effort that the gang had to put into to win the tournament.

Mario: Hey, it's okay, don't cry.

Y/n: Yeah, there's no reason to cry. You did great out there in the battlefield. (Sits next to Meggy along with Mario and Ember)

Mario: Hey, you know what my bro, Luigi always tells me? No matter how much spaghetti you eat...There will always be meatballs left over." Mmmm...Spaghetti...

Y/n: Well, what Mario is trying to say is that no matter how hard we try to win, and we lost the battle, there's always another chance to try harder and you will achieve your goal someday. The important thing is, even though we lost, we had a fun time. Plus, I just wanted to say that...you were a badass back there and I respect that.

Ember: You have a crush on her don't you?

Y/n: NO! What would you think that?

Ember: C'mon bro! You definitely have a crush on her. Me and Mario saw you laying eyes on her, and you had hearts on your eyes.

Mario: Yeah, you look like you want that big...fishy...ASS! Wait? What are we talking about again?

Meggy: Oh Red, you're such an idiot. You make me laugh sometimes.

Y/n: Yeah, he may be stupid, but his own brand of stupidity always makes me laugh with a smile on my face.

Mario: Thank you!

Meggy: Well...this only means I need to try harder next year! But thanks for cheering me up, guys, that actually made me feel a lot better.

Ember: No problem, Meggy. We may have lost, but we can do better next year.

Y/n: Don't worry, I know that you can win the tournament next year. You need some help with some training, we'll be there to help you out.

Mario: A-yes!

Ember: Well, I think we should head back before Peach finds out that we skipped out on painting the castle.

Y/n: Yeah, we better get going.

Meggy: You guys can just take the pipe to get back home. That always works for me.

The trio Meggy waved at each other before going back into the pipe back to the castle, but just as Y/n was about to follow Ember and Mario back to the castle, Meggy stopped him for a moment to tell him something.

Meggy: Hey, Y/n. I know this may sound weird, but I knew that you had a crush on me and to be honest, I actually felt the same way.

Y/n: Wait? Really?

Meggy: Yeah, the inklings heard about this cool guy that's been saving the world from dangerous threat and I recently found out that you, Red and Ember defeated the infamous Dark Star that turned Ember into a wolf hybrid. That was amazing. I always wanted to meet someone like you, and you were also a real badass on the battlefield too.

Y/n: (Blushes) Oh, thanks. I never thought I would meet a fan such as yourself. That just made my day. Say, if you're not busy, do you wanna maybe hang out sometime.

Meggy: (Blushes) Ummm....sure. I would like that. I think you better get back with your friends cause I think something bad is going to happen back at the castle.

Y/n: Oh, right! I better get going then. See you later, Meggy.

Meggy: See you again sometime.

With that, Y/n quickly got into the pipe to get back to the castle to meet back with his friends and Meggy was happy that she got to meet someone like Y/n and hopes to meet him again someday.

Meggy: (Thinking): Man, that guy is such a cool, sweet person. I hope I get to go on an adventure with him someday.

-Back at the Castle-

After a long day at Inkopolis, Mario and Ember made it back to the castle and a great time.

Mario: Well, that was sure fun, we had a great- (Toadsworth punches him and Ember)

Toadsworth: GOD DAMN IT YOU GOT PAINT IN THE GOD DAMN HOUSE!

BANG!

Toadsworth: (Screams in Pain)

Y/n was the last one to come out of the pipe and shot Toadsworth with a revolver after punching his friends in the face due to the orange paint on the floor.

Y/n: That's what you get for punching my friends. (Groans) I hope Peach will hear about what really happened and don't think of it as an excuse.

True, but it turns out that Peach believed everything of what Y/n was talking about as the Mushroom Kingdom get their paint from Inkopolis and understands that they were going to give them the orange paint and didn't realize that Meggy was trapped in the can of orange paint that led the three of them to Inkopolis.

So, after Y/n told the truth to Peach, they gave him, Mario and Ember the rest of the week off and leave Toadsworth to deal with the chores since she found out that he's been wearing her own clothes for his own desires.

END OF EPISODE 01

TO BE CONTINUED IN EPISODE 02