Episode 17 - Mario and Y/n's Road Trip
It all starts at the driveway with Y/n, Mario, SMG4, Ember, Bendy and Toad walking in slow motion, Mario got the keys, and the Mario Mobile makes an old fashion honk as the gang are going on a fantastic vacation after going through a lot of adventures in the Mushroom Kingdom.
Mario: OH BOY! Who's ready to go on a vacation to .... DIDNEY WORL!!!
Y/n: WHOOOOOO!!!
Ember/Bendy: OOOOOH YEEEEAAHHH!
SMG4 and Toad sarcastically cheers.
SMG4: Woohoo...
Toad: Yayyyy...
Mario: YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT!!!
Y/n: YEAH! LIVE A LITTLE YA LAZY PUNKS!!!!
Ember: Man, this is going to be an exciting vacation.
Bendy: I know, right? This is the best day of our lives!
Mario: Okey Dokey, Let'sa go!
So then, Y/n, Mario, Bendy and Ember head into the Mario Mobile to get the road trip going, before Toad pulls out a gun to kill himself and SMG4 to get out of this situation.
Toad: Quick, shoot me with this gun. Then I'll shoot you with it.
Mario: Come on let's go!
Toad: Wait....Mario is driving? Fuck. That. Shit.
Mario: Shut up! I have lotsa driving experience, Bitch.
A quick flashback shows Mario on a Cheep Cheep shaped kiddie ride at the local community mall in Downtown Creation City.
Mario: Weeeee, This-a make me so happy.
Flashback ends with SMG4 punches Mario out of the driver seat and into the .
Mario: Oof
SMG4: Just to avoid death, I should drive.
Y/n: Ok then and if you need to take a nap or something, I'll take the wheel.
SMG4: Fine, let's just get going.
The Mario Mobile does an old fashion honk as it leaves the driveway as the gang are on their way to DIDNEY WORL.
Mario starts humming the Super Mario Bros. theme with Y/n playing his 3DS with Ember on his own 3DS, Bendy watching Netflix on Y/n's phone as he sits on his own black ink colored infant car seat that is next to Toad in his pink infant car seat.
Y/n: Hey, SMG4? Do you even know where to find the DIDNEY WORL theme park?
SMG4: Nope, I have no idea where this place is. Do you have GPS, Mario?
Mario: Of course! I just bought a rare GPS from Ebay!!
Y/n: Yeah, we both looked to find an affordable GPS system that can help us get to where we need to go. Turn it on, Mario.
Mario: Okay.
Mario turns on the GPS system, which is the known to be the Wire GPS BOOPKINS.
GPS (Fishy Boopkins): Hi guys! It's Fishy Boopkins. And today I'll be you're GPS.
SMG4 gets mad at the sight of Fishy Boopkins.
Y/n: Oh no, this is not good. (Note to self, never buy a GPS on eBay that has Fishy Boopkins in it.)
GPS (Fishy Boopkins): I hope I could be friends cause I'm so lonely. Do you guys play any games? I got.. I got this new Hello Kitty phone. Please call me guys.
SMG4 stare at GPS in anger.
Y/n: Boopkins can you please give us the directions to DIDNEY WORL? You're gonna make SMG4 pop a blood vessel if you don't give him the directions to DIDNEY WORL.
GPS (Fishy Boopkins): Oh okay, okay. Uuuu... So uuu...might wanna...take a left?
SMG4 makes a hard left, causing the gang to topple over a bit until Fishy Boopkins stopped them because he made a mistake.
GPS (Fishy Boopkins): Wait! Wait! Wait!
SMG4 stopped the car and Toad flies out of the Mario Mobile, but everyone else is safe inside the car, wearing their seatbelts. It seems that they forget to fasten up Toad's seat to the back seats, which is why he flew out of the car after SMG4 made that hard turn.
Toad: AHHHHHHHH!!!
GPS (Fishy Boopkins): Right? Oopsies Poopsies! Ahh, silly me. Take a left turn?
So, the gang followed Fishy Boopkins' directions on how to get to DIDNEY WORL as the background changes to Creation City.
GPS (Fishy Boopkins): Or it...
Then the scene changes to the Mount Frostbite Forest area.
GPS (Fishy Boopkins): Or it...Or it straight?
Then we cut to SMG4 with his hand on his face while Mario sleeping in the car and everyone is bored out of their minds as they ended up at the Dry Skin Desert and the gang is now lost due to Boopkins' poor navigation skills as a professional GPS.
GPS (Fishy Boopkins): How bout go that way I guess? Hhhmmm... Ah crap, I'm lost. Can't do anything right. I'm so bad. Wait hold on, let me get my GPS out. (takes out Wire GPS BOOPKINS)
Y/n: You cannot be serious right now!
GPS 2 (Fishy Boopkins): Oh! Oh hi Fishy Boopkins!
GPS (Fishy Boopkins): Hey Fishy Boopkins! Can I get you'll help?
GPS 2 (Fishy Boopkins): Sure! How it bin lately?
GPS (Fishy Boopkins): Oh, very good, I bought some new games. You wanna play with me? I'll start a server on Minecraft!
SMG4 is mad screaming with fire in the background as he threw the Wire GPS BOOPKINS is thrown out of the Mario Mobile.
GPS (Fishy Boopkins): Ahhhhh!
SMG4: Thanks to your stupid GPS, we're even more lost, Mario!!!
Y/n: Hey! Don't blame him for buying that GPS online, SMG4! You really need to chill out.
Mario: Yeah! That GPS cost me a pack of peanuts!! But it's okay, cause Mario has his backup map!!
Y/n: Uhhh, Mario? That's a play mat that you got it off a pizza restaurant last week.
Mario reads his play mat map and points out the window to where they need to go, which is the wrong direction.
Mario: (points right) That way!
Y/n: No wait!
The Mario Mobile drives off the road to another direction.
Toad: Are you sure this is the right way? There's nothing out here...except for that one taco stand.
Y/n: Taco Stand?! Where?
Ember: (Points to his left) There's one over there.
Location: Waluigi's Taco Stand - Somewhere at the Dry Skin Desert
Waluigi: Waluigi's Taco Stand!
Y/n: Ohh! Tacos! I want some Tacos!
Mario: I'm on it buddy! Gimmie that wheel, SMG4!
Mario grabs the steering wheel, and he drives the Mario Mobile to Waluigi's Taco Stand, which he runs over.
Waluigi: AAAHHHHH!!
Then the gang got some Tacos to eat while SMG4's eyes are wide open after what just happened.
SMG4: You know what will lighten the mood? Some music!
Y/n: Great idea, SMG4. Turn on the radio, so we can see which station we can listen to.
He then turns on the radio on the Mario Mobile.
Radio: You used to call me on my cellphone.
SMG4: Oh Yeah!!!
Y/n: This is my jam here!
Bendy: Wow. This sounds nice.
Ember: You're telling me.
Radio: Late night when you need my love.
Mario: Bleck! Boring! (Changes channel on the radio)
Radio: Booty, booty, booty!
Mario: KAWAII DESUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!
Toad: Ha! Gayyyy! (Jumps from his seat and changes the channel)
Radio: Pokémon! Gotta catch them all!
(Toad is dancing with sunglasses)
Radio: It you and me! I know it's my destiny.
(Mario and SMG4 are on fire)
Radio: Pokémon, Ohh-
(Bendy changes channel)
Radio: Build up our machine, you die tonight-
Bendy: Oh yeah!
Y/n: Guys would you stop messing around with the radio?!
Ember: Yeah, stop it guys! And keep your eyes on the road, SMG4!!!
(SMG4 changes the channel to his station)
Radio: There's something about ya girl-
(Mario changes channel to his station)
Radio: If you like chicken nuggets-
Toad: No!! (Jumps from his seat and changes the channel to his station)
Radio: They see me rolling. They hate it-
Bendy: Oh no you don't!! (Jumps from his seat and changes the channel to his station)
Mario, SMG4 and Toad: NO! NO! NO!NO!NO!NO!
The four of them started fighting as they repeatedly kept changing channels to whatever radio station that they should listen to.
Y/n: WILL YOU GUYS KNOCK IT OFF?! YOU BETTER STOP FIGHTING BEFORE I--
Then suddenly, the radio changes over to the song called, "What is Love?" as they started dancing to the beat of the song like in the old meme based on the song itself.
Radio: What is love?
Then Mario Mobile started bouncing to the beat as well before it hits a speed bump which changes the channel to a song that they clearly are not enjoying as everyone in the care stares at the radio before they threw the radio out of the Mario Mobile.
SMG4: Let's pretend none of this ever happened.
Mario: (agrees)
Y/n: This secret is safe with us.
Ember: Yeah, our lips are sealed, bro.
Bendy/Toad: Ditto.
Then suddenly the Mario Mobile stops moving as SMG4 tried his best to make the car start again, but the car is now dead.
Heavy (offscreen): DEAD.
SMG4: AH crap! The engine died!!!
Y/n: What, really? That's not good.
Ember: Now how are we gonna get to DIDNEY WORL now?
Mario then looks around to see if there's someone in the middle of nowhere that can help get the car all fixed up.
Mario: Maybe that guy can help us?
Y/n: What guy?
Mario: That guy over there?
He points over to the guy out in the open as the camera zooms in to the unknown character who turns around, that is none other than Bob.
Bob: Oh my god! Is that you, Y/n, SMG4 and Mario?
SMG4: RUN B*TCH!
Bob approaches then the Mario Mobile as fast as he could.
Bob: I been lost in this desert for days.
Y/n: SMG4! Get the car working again before he gets here!
SMG4: I'm trying, man! It just won't start!
SMG4 tries to start the Mario Mobile, but it still won't start.
Mario: Hurry up already!
Bob: You come to rescue me.
Toad tries holding a cross to drive Bob away from him.
Toad: The power of Satan compels you.
Bendy: That's Christ you moron!!!
Bob is on the road and Mario close his window.
SMG4: C'mon already.
With a quick jumpstart of the engine, The Mario Mobile takes off in breakneck speed.
Y/n: Did we lose him?
Mario: I think so...
Then suddenly, Bob is hanging on the windshield, meaning that he just grabbed onto the Mario Mobile after they took off.
Bob: Hellooo!!
Everyone except Bob screamed in terror as he is blocking SMG4's way of driving causing him to swerve around on the road.
Toad: Aahhhhhh!! Get it off! Get it off! Get it off! Get it off!
Bendy: Ugh! It's hideous!
Ember: This is insane!!!
Y/n: SMG4! Get him off the windshields!!!
SMG4: I'm already on it, bro! Get the f*ck outta here!
SMG4 then turns on the windshield wipers as it started to move Bob off the windshield.
Bob: Senpai! Why won't you notice me-e-e-e-e?
Bob is pushed off the windshield but is starting to hang onto the back of the Mario Mobile while Bendy and Toad starts poking him with sticks until he finally gets off the car and falls down on the road.
Bob: Senpa-i! I thought what we had was special.
Then gang looked at Bob falling off the road and started doing their victory dances until they turned around to see that they are about to crash into a power line, causing them to scream before they crashed.
The Mario Mobile crash into the power line then does an old fashion honk before the sound is broken.
Everyone is surprised by what just happened as Bob run past then in the background.
Bob: That what you get for rejecting me scrubs!
The gang got out of the car to find the car engine completely destroyed.
SMG4: Godammit... the engine is really busted now...
Mario: R.I.P. Mario Moblie
Y/n: Now how are we gonna get to DIDNEY WORL and get back home.
Bendy: I blame Bob for making us crash into the power line.
Ember: Well, we gotta find some transportation here or we'll never make it to DIDNEY WORL, and the sun is so darn hot today and I'm already getting cooked into Calimarie.
Toad: We're all gonna die!
Bendy: We ain't gonna die, ya stupid mushroom!
SMG4: Mario, do you have anything that can help us?
Y/n: Yeah there's gotta be something in the truck that can help us out here in the middle of nowhere.
SMG4 opens the trunk of the Mario Mobile and spaghetti flies out, resulted in getting crushed by so many plates of spaghetti.
Mario: Oh, thanks for getting my luggage out! :D
Y/n: Oh yeah, I forgot that we got a lifetime supply on the last chapter at the spaghetti factory.
Bendy: Yeah, that was an amazing adventure down there, except for this strange man that is clearly out of his mind for a spaghetti god.
Ember: Really? That sounds crazy, bro.
Bendy: Yep. How did you meet these two cool guys anyway?
Ember: I met them while they are dealing with an evil star that also turned me into an Anthro Wolf.
Bendy: Really? That sounds harsh.
Ember: Yeah, but you'll get used to it when you're like me.
Bendy: That make sense to me.
While the gang are dealing with the situation they are in right now and trying to figure out how to get back on the road, Mario looks at Toad who is next to a grave with "Here lies Toad's Hopes and Dreams" on it as an idea lightbulb appear next to Mario, meaning that he has an idea that might work for everyone.
Mario: Wait a minute.
Toad looks at Mario in confusion.
Toad: The f*ck?
Mario: Wait a minute.
Then A flashback appears which Mario is using Mushrooms in Go-Karting as they are used as a power boost for the racetrack.
Then the flashback ends with Mario pushing Toad at the Mario Mobile's engine to see if it can help fix his car up.
But...
Mario: Mama F*cker!
Toad: (Screams in Pain)
Mario: Mushrooms boost my car right?!
Y/n: I don't think Toad can boost up your car, Mario? This isn't like Mario Kart.
Mario throws Toad at the engine that cause the car to set on fire.
Y/n: Uh oh.
Mario: Oh s*it.
The Mario Mobile blows up in an explosion, knocking both Y/n and Mario in the process as they both landed on the road.
Bendy: Well, that did not go well.
Ember: I figure that method didn't work like in the Mario Kart games that me and Y/n were playing in the car before all of this happened.
Then they heard something nearby.
SMG4: Huh?
Ember: What's that over there?
Then suddenly, A truck is seen in the area that could be their ticket to get back on the road to get to DIDNEY WORL.
SMG4: Ohh yeah!
Bendy: Yes! We're saved!!
Ember: Quick, let's get the driver's attention before they drive away!
SMG4: Notice me senpai! Please notice me senpai! Notice me senpai! PLEEAASE!!!
Bendy/Ember: HELP! PLEASE HELP US!!
The driver got their attention and stopped the Truck.
SMG4: Senpai noticed me! Yes, yes!
SMG4: (to truck driver) Thank you!
Y/n and Mario got up after the explosion happened to the Mario Mobile and went over to the gang to see what's going on.
Y/n: What's going on here? Did we find someone that can take us to DIDNEY WORL?
SMG4: You bet we did.
Mario: Who's driving the truck?
Then the Truck window goes down to reveal it's Steve.
Steve: Hi guys!
SMG4: Hiii Steevee.
Y/n: Hey Steve! Nice to see you again, bro!
Ember: He another friend of yours bro?
Y/n: Yeah, we met him while we started playing Minecraft with Slenderman.
Bendy: You and Mario met Slendy?
Y/n: We sure did, Bendy.
Bendy: Wow. I'm jealous.
Mario: Yo Steve, Mah man you think you can give us a ride?
Steve: Okie Dokie!
Then we cut to Steve driving with the gang in the back of the truck with a Minecraft pig.
Pig: How you're doing?
Then the Pig starts licking Toad, which is making him very uncomfortable by getting licked by a Minecraft Pig.
But then, Steve stopping the truck at a nearby farm.
Y/n: Huh? Why are we stopping?
Mario: OOH, are we here yet!?
SMG4: Nope!
Then it's revealed that the gang are at Steve's Meme farm.
Mario: WHAT?!!?
Y/n: I didn't know, Steve owned a Meme farm.
Ember: Neither did we.
Bendy: Same here.
Then Steve starts doing his chores around the farm by watering his plants and giving food to Sanic and Pookachu Cage and starts walking pass packages before heading over to a family of chickens.
Chicken: Honey, I'm home!
Steve: Chickens! My family has arrived. Wahoo!!
The gang was completely shocked by all of this as they decided to steal Steve's truck and get to DIDNEY WORL.
SMG4: Let get the f*ck out of here.
Mario: Okie Dokie!
Toad: Yep!
Bendy: Yeah!
Ember: Oh yeah!
Y/n: Ok, but this time I'm driving.
SMG4: Fine...
Then the gang steals Steve's truck and speed their way out of here to get back to the Road Trip to DIDNEY WORL, but it looks like they're still lost and may not find DIDNEY WORL.
SMG4: Sorry Mario... but it looks like we're never going to find DIDNEY WORL.
Mario: Nooo! Waaahhhh!Waaaahhhhhhhhhh!
Toad: I'm sick of this s*it!
Toad jumps on the brake pedal which stops the truck.
(Mario get hits by the window)
Mario: OOOWWWW!
Y/n: TOAD?! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT FOR?!
Ember: Yo! Not cool man! Not cool!
Bendy: I'm gonna use your head for a bowling ball if you do something like that again, Mushroom head!!!
Toad then leaves the truck to go find someone to ask for directions.
Toad: That's it, I'm asking for directions!!!
SMG4: Well... he's not going to find anything.
Mario who is still whining hits SMG4 that they're not get to DIDNEY WORL.
Then we see Toad walking to a Goomba as he is going to ask him for directions.
Toad: HEY YOU! Where the hell is DIDNEY WORL?!
Goomba: Oh, DIDNEY WORL? It's right over there.
Toad sees DIDNEY WORL that is a few feet away from here.
Toad: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--!!!
Mario: WHOA!
Y/n: OH MY GOD!!!! WE'RE HERE!!!!!!
Ember: I can't believe we made it!
Bendy: I know right? This is the craziest road trip ever!
Y/n: ENOUGH CHIT-CHAT!!! LET'S-A-F***ING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Y/n stepped on the gas pedal and speed their way over to DIDNEY WORL!!!
Mario: Yipee!
END OF EPISODE 17
TO BE CONTINUED IN EPISODE 18 AT DIDNEY WORL!!!
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