The story starts at a cruise ship at seas as X is seen relaxing on a deck chair while FM plays with a penguin as the gang are on a nice, relaxing vacation on a cruise boat after going through a lot of adventures in the Mushroom Kingdom like Taking out the Dark Star and getting rid of a hungry Chain Chomp that was let loose from the Bob-Omb Battlefield.

X: It's so nice SMG4 and Y/n could invite us on his cruise. We haven't talked to those dudes in a while. What do you think, FM?

FM still plays with his penguin.

FM: Who's a good boy! Who's a good boy! Who's a good boy!

X: Uhh, FM?...

Then an old man started walking into the scene.

Old Man: Hi there young people! It's a nice day today!

X: Oh no. That old man is, uhh, jaywalking!

Then FM turns around with an angry look on his face after X mentioned that an old man is jaywalking on the cruise ship as his "Policeman" side of himself too over.

(POLICE MODE ACTIVATED)

Then FM charged at the old man and started punching him in a fit of rage against the old man.

FM: JAYWALKING!!!

FM: I AAM AN OFFICER! DON'T MAKE ME USE FORCE!

Old Man: AAAAAHHH, JESUS CHRIST!

We cut to Y/n, Ember, Mario, and SMG4 at a restaurant in the ship eating plates of spaghetti.

SMG4: Ah, isn't it great to have those guys back?

Y/n: Yep, it sure is nice to invite them to this cruise line after we defeated the Dark Star last week.

Ember: Yeah, that was a tough battle back there, but at least the world is saved once again.

SMG4: Yep, and now we got reallll friends again :D.

Ember: Well, let's just hope that nothing bad happens here on this cruise.

Y/n: Yeah, what can possibly go wrong on this ship?

Then we see FM that is still chasing down on the Old Man through the window before we cut to Ben the Toad looking out at a window and turning back.

In the cruise's own Casino, we see a Black and Grey Recolored Mario that is working at the Casino and right now Ben as lost 5,000,000 coins on a bet and it looks like Ben has nothing else to bet at the casino.

Black and Grey Mario Recolor: Sir, you've already lost 5,000,000 coins, what else can you bet?

Ben: EHH SHAD AP, Señor! I STILL GOT SOMETHIN' To BET!

Ben: Ehh... It's been nice knowing you, Mom!

With nothing else to bet to spin the wheel, he puts his own mother on the table, shocking the guy that is willing to bet his own mother just to make him spin the wheel to earn some gold coins.

Ben: Now spin da wheel!

Black and Grey Mario Recolor: (Thinking) IS HE F***ING SERIOUS!!!

Then we cut back to X sitting on his lounge chair, when suddenly the ship started shaking, with the gang in shock as a shadow appears in front of the boat.

Y/n: The hell is going o---oh my GOD!!!

Ember: Holy Mackel!!!

Ben: Oh s***, No! I don't want to die!

Then the shadow reveals itself to be Dorrie the sea monster.

Monster: HEY YOU GUYS, WANT TO BE FRIENDS?

Then a beat was heard... until Y/n, Ember, Mario and the others shoot at the sea monster screaming in fear, despite it being a friendly sea monster.

Ben: KAMMEHAMME... (Throws his mom at the monster) HAAAAAAAA!

Dorrie: Why are so mean to me? I just wanted to be your friend!

Dorrie cries and twists itself, causing the ship to sink with everyone screams as they fall sideways while the ship continued sinking into the ocean.

Cube the penguin: Wa-hey!

SMG4: GET OUT! OH S***(times 4), OH SH-

Then the Old Man, a chair, an axe and Ben's mom fall sideways and SMG4 dodged all of them before it could hit him.

Ben(Mario's voice): WHEEEEEEEE......

Ember: I knew something bad was going to happen. Don't let me hit the water, Inklings can't swim in water!

Y/n: Ok! I'll create a raft, so we can use it to save ourselves from drowning into the ocean.

FM: Ok, stay calm! Get to your nearest lifesaving device, just remain calm!

X: WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE! EVERY MAN FOR THEMSELVES!

Mario hums to his theme while eating spaghetti, not even bothered by what's happening right now while Y/n, Ember, SMG4, X, and FM fall sideways. Then, the ship shakes some more, causing Y/n, Ember, SMG4, X, FM, and Ben into the ocean.

Luckily, Y/n was able to create a raft with his mind and saved Ember from getting into the water as he safely put him in the raft.

Ember: Thanks for saving me, bro.

Y/n: No problem.

FM: Please remain calm! The boat hasn't fully sunk yet so we can salvage what we ca-

But then, the ship turns upright much like the RMS Titanic, and sinks into the ocean as they could not be able to salvage whatever they can use from the ship.

FM: D'OH SHIT!

SMG4: I DON'T WANT TO DIE! I NEVER GOT TO TRY THE BURRITOS!

Y/n: Quick guys, get on the raft before you get caught in a rip current or get eaten by sharks.

So, everyone quickly swam over to Y/n's raft and made an attempt to get on without trying to get any water onto Ember. SMG4 was next to get on the raft before an electric ball appeared.

SMG4: OH, I SEE LIGHT! IMMA COMING JEEBUS!

Y/n: NO, SMG4! STAY IN THE RAFT! DON'T GO INTO THE LIGHT!!

SMG4: I CAN'T HELP IT! IT'S SO PRETTY!!

The ball of light then revealed itself to be none other than, Fishy Boopkins.

Fishy Boopkins: Hello hello hello! I am Fishy Boopkins, a various creature of the sea!

Everyone looks at Fishy Boopkins in confusion as they began to stare at the odd fish creature.

Fishy Boopkins: What? What are you guys looking at?

X: If you're going to eat us, start with the fattest guy.

Mario: HEY!

Y/n: Bro! Not cool!

Boopkins: What? No, I'm here to save you guys!

Y/n: Really? You're gonna save us? That's a relief.

FM: But why are you saving us?

Fishy Boopkins: Because humans are SEXEEEY!

The gang backs up by Fishy Boopkins' reaction.

Y/n: Oh hell nah! Everyone grab a paddle and start rowing!

Everyone then started to grab a paddle from Y/n's raft before Fishy Boopkins

Fishy Boopkins: What? No, guys! I'm so lonely! I'll take you back to land! I promise!

SMG4: So, uhh, how are you going to carry 6 guys and a fatass to land?

(Mario cries.)

Y/n: Stop calling Mario fat! He's really sensitive when people call him fat.

Mario: (Cries) Thanks bro.

Boopkins: Oh, that's easy...... GET IN MY MOOOUTH!

The gang backs up again and attempted to grab the paddles again until Boopkins stopped him again.

Fishy Boopkins: Hehe..... No! Come-come back! Guys, okay, fine, I'll give you the power to swim underwater until you get back.

Y/n: Can you also give my friend the ability to swim in water because he's an inkling and he and his kind can't swim in water.

Boopkins: Sure, I can do that too.

Then the Sailor Moon S Henshin theme started playing in the background and Boopkins uses his water breathing magic towards the gang as they are being zapped by Boopkins' amazing anime magic.

Boopkins: Wa-hey!

The gang is zapped with water breathing abilities.

X: Wow.....I can breathe! Yeah!

SMG4: WOOOOOOW!

Y/n: This is awesome!!!!

Ember: You bet it is, I can finally swim underwater now!

Mario makes airplane noises while being in underwater.

Ben screams in pain like a retard and transforms into a merman.

Ben: Hello!

Then with our heroes including Fishy Boopkins swam their way back home, the song called Under the sea plays in the background.

SMG4: Under the sea, under the sea-

But then Fishy Boopkins

Boopkins: NO, WAIT! We actually don't have the license to this song! So allow ME to sing it instead! AHEM

Boopkins sings poorly, making SMG4 and Y/n laugh at Boopkins' own attempt in singing "Under the Sea" in his own version to avoid getting any copyright laws as we cut to the ocean, where random characters appear on the ocean floor.

Toast guy: YEAH TOAST!

Old Man: Wa-hey!

Then Steve appears in the ocean as a merman.

Steve: Hi guys!

Y/n: Hi steve!

Then X saw a poor fish that got caught in a fishhook as it's begging for some help in getting out of the fishhook.

X: Oh my god, that poor fish is hooked! We need to help!

Mario: Come here, fishy fishy! Here, fishy fishy! Wa-ha!(puts TNT) (mimics JonTron) I saved the world!

Bowser grunts on his fishing rod wearing hat while on his boat. He is then shocked by the TNT on his fish he caught. The fish blows up.

Y/n and Ember heard the explosion that happened from the surface, and it looks like Bowser is not having a good day to go fishing today.

Y/n: Sounds like the fishman caught a big one.

Ember: Yeah, a big explosion to be exact.

Y/n: Yeah, poor fish. This is why we should never let Mario use TNT to solve our problems.

Ember: Unless we use it to blow stuff up or something more useful.

Then the gang soon realizes that the ocean is really huge place to be in and they can't even tell if they're any closer to get back home.

FM: Jeez, the ocean is huge!

Boopkins: C'mon guys, land isn't far from here! So just follow meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Ben: No! I must find me sea people!! Yeaaaaaah!

SMG4; Hey! Where do you think you're going?

Ben laughs as he doesn't even notice that another huge shadow has appeared in the ocean and it's coming towards Ben.

Ben: YAY! A whale! MY FAMILEH! They have arrived!

SMG4: I don't think that's a whale...

Y/n: Yeah, I think we should get going before it sees us!

Ember: I agree.

Then the shadow soon revealed itself and it turns out to be the Teletubmarine.

Boopkins: OH MY GOD, IT'S THE TELETUBMARINE! THE INFAMOUS PIRATE SHIP OF THE SEA! (He runs off)

Y/n: Pirates! We're out of here! (Runs off with Boopkins with the gang following suit.)

The Teletubmarine then fires a Bullet Bill at the gang and the gang screams while going to the submarine. Then the bullet bill explodes after hitting the gang.

The gang then wake up and found themselves imprisoned in the Teletubmarine. Then,Teletubbies with guns appeared in front of them.

Teletubbies: Tubby custard! (repeatedly)

Then the Teletubbies's own captain, Admiral S. Swipe came into the room as he has been planning to capture Fishy Boopkins with his Teletubmarine in order to collect the bounty to capture the fish as some sort of legendary treasure.

Admiral S. Swipe: For a long time now...I've been trying to catch the all-legendary Fishy Boopkins! Now I, Admiral S. Swipe, HAVE FINALLY CAUGHT YOU! MINIONS! Take the treasure away!

Dipsy: Okie-dokie! (Takes away Boopkins)

Then Dipsy grabs Boopkins and take him away with Boopkins all sleazy after the blast from the bullet bills.

Fishy Boopkins: (sleazily) Uhhhh....... don't want to have an abortion here.....

FM: Why are you doing this?!

Y/n: Yeah, why do you want to capture Boopkins?

Admiral S. Swipe: Why?! BECAUSE I AM the most awesome RAREST ITEM COLLECTOR OF THEM ALL. I ROAM ACROSS THE WORLD STEALING THE MOST VALUABLE ITEMS! AND NOW I CAN ADD THAT RARE FISH TO MY COLLECTION! ALRIGHT MEN! TAKE THESE CRETINS TO... SECTOR 2-SX-C.

Dipsy is shocked when he mentioned about Sector 2-SX-C as the gang are going have figure out a way how to stop the admiral and save Boopkins from becoming another piece of the admiral's collection of rare items from across the world.

Tinky-Winky: Oh, God, please no!

SMG4: EEP... Welp, I p**ped my pants.

Mario: I already made ten :D.

Y/n: Don't give up now guys. We can get through this as long as we work together like a team.

Location: The Control Room - The Teletubmarine

Inside the control room of the Teletubmarine, we see the Teletubbies are working around in the control room with some of them guarding the place, they don't seem to notice a shadowy figure that snuck into the room and planned to ambush them.

Purple Teletubby: Da fuck- (POW!) UAAAAGGGGGHHGGHGHGHHH!!!

Then the mysterious person started taking out the other teletubbies one by one before sending the Green Teletubby into a corner and taking him out.

Green Teletubby: NOOO GOD! NO GOD PLEASE NO! NOOO-

Location: Admiral S. Swipe's Collection Room.

As Admiral S. Swipe goes into his Collection Room, there is a lot of stuff that he has stolen from around the room as he gazed upon his amazing collection of rare Items.

Admiral S. Swipe: Ahh mu gorgeous collection, it's so beautiful and now added to it, is my most finest swipe!

We turned to see Fishy Boopkins trapped in a glass box filled with water and he is still knocked out before he was captured by the admiral as he is now a part of his collection.

Admiral S. Swipe: the rare but useless Boopkins! And what I love most about it...is it's beautiful singing when it is in pain!

He then grabbed a remote control and pressed a button that activated the box's controlled shock as Boopkins is now screaming in agonizing pain from the shock.

Boopkins: (Screaming in pain!)

He then pressed the button again and Boopkins is now screaming in pain again from the shock.

Boopkins: (Screaming in pain!) Not again!

Admiral S. Swipe: Ahh, music to my ears. Now, time to deal with those cretins! (Leaves the Room)

Boopkins: No come back please, tell me where the bathroom is.

Then suddenly, as Boopkins is trapped inside the glass box, he saw someone inside the collection room as he panicked to see a shadowy figure in front of him as the shadowy figures walks closer to him.

Boopkins: Huh? Who are you?!?! No please don't hurt me!

Then without warning, the shadowy figure jumpscared Boopkins as he screamed in terror.

-Meanwhile with the Gang-

Location: SECTOR 2-SX-C - The Teletubmarine

As our heroes are now sent to SECTOR 2-SX-C in the Teletubmarine and they are in a cage hanging from the ceiling with a Chain Chomp on the floor as it's trying to eat them alive.

Y/n: Well this sucks!

SMG4: I DON'T WANNA DIE!!!!

Ember: Settle down, guys! We're not gonna die as long as we remain calm!

X: Please don't eat us! We'll give you anything! Take Mario! I don't even like him!

Y/n: If you throw him down there to feed the Chain Chomp, I'll toss you down there!!

Mario: Yeah, do it, Y/n! He's just a side character!!!

Ben: Don't fret amigos! I can get out of here!

FM: Annns how are you going to do that?

Ember: Yeah, how are you gonna do something like that?

Ben: With my mermaid MAGIC!!!

Y/n: (Scoffs) Gay!

Ben: (Singing Weirdly)

Then suddenly, Ben shot a ball of magic, and everyone dodged the ball until it hit Mario and he's under some constant pain!

Mario: (Screams in Pain)

Then suddenly, Admiral S. Swipe came into the room as he is about to drop the gang to their doom.

Admiral S. Swipe: ALRIGHTY, time to take out the trash!

Presses the button on the remote control and the cage is lowering down to the Chain Chomp with everyone, except for Y/n and Ember that remained calm and are willing to fight off the Chain Chomp before any help will arrive to save them.

Admiral S. Swipe: (Laughs Evilly)

Then suddenly, as the admiral started laughing like an evil minion, Boopkins appeared in the room as he was flying across the room and hit a brick wall.

Then suddenly, the shadowy figure appeared in the room, which revealed to be Ben's mother and it looks like she is fueled with rage as she began yelling at his own son for using her to gamble, throwing her to a sea monster and seeing her own son become a merman as everyone is completely confused to what's going on right now as Ben's mother heads over to the cage to grab her son.

Ben: But mom!

Ben's Mom: NO BUTS!!!

Chain Chomp: Oh, hell nah! I'm outta here!

Y/n: Well, that was idiotic!

Admiral S. Swipe: Hey! Who the hell are you!??! Minions! GET RID OF THIS ANNOYANCE!

Then suddenly, a group of Teletubbies, armed with guns charged into the room to deal with Ben's mom.

However, the Teletubbies are no match for her Mortal Kombat skills that completely left the gang in pure awe of how an amazing badass Ben's mom is right now as she takes out the Teletubbies one by one.

Mario/Y/n/Ember/SMG4: DAAAAAAMN!!!!

She then took out all of the Teletubbies, but she then slipped and fell down that resulted in breaking her back.

Ben's Mom: Ow my back! Ben! Give me my cane now please!

Ben: You stupid jackass! (Throws Cane to her)

Ben's Mom: Ow!

Admiral S. Swipe: THAT IS ENOUGH! I'M DONE MESSING AROUND!!! TUBBIES ASSEMBLE!

Then the admiral started spinning around and around and the Teletubbies began forming into a ridiculous looking Transformer bot with him on top and the Teletubbies all around him to use as his own body to attack the gang.

Admiral S. Swipe: BEHOLD!!! MY FINAL FORM! OMEGASSWIPE!!

Ben's Mom: Oh yeah, come on, big boy! Lemme just get my cane...

The admiral than started charging at her that resulted in hitting the cage that fell to the floor and the gang is finally free from their prison.

FM: Oh, hell no!

Y/n: You're not getting away from this admiral butthead!

Ben: NOOO! MAMA!! WE HAVE TO SAVE HER!!!

Y/n: Do we have a choice?

FM: It looks like we have to!

SMG4: He's right! Let's go help!!

Mario: Ugh! Fine!

Ember then changed into his Wolf Form with his smartwatch and is ready to fight.

Ember: I'm ready to kick that guy's face!

Then the gang charged at them with a battle cry until the robot kicked Ben's mom and knocked every one of them with her body as a projectile.

Y/n: OW! I did not expect that to happen.

Ember: Me neither. OW!!

Mario then tried to escape through the door yelling, "YOLO" until he got knocked out by Ben's Mom as well.

Then Boopkins started to wake up to see the gang all knocked out and the Admiral is dancing his victory dance to celebrate in defeating the gang.

Boopkins: Oh no! ASSWIPE'S GONNA TAKE US OUT! We're doomed! No!

But Boopkins will not be afraid and let his new friends die at the hands of the admiral as he is going to stop the admiral and save the day.

Boopkins: No.. there's only one thing I can do to stop this madness!

Then Boopkins started singing a tune as he calls in Dorie the sea monster as he heard Boopkins call.

Dorie: Friends? Friendsssssss!!!

Then suddenly, Dorie charged at the Teletubmarine and it began to shake violently and water is leaking into the sub.

FM: Oooooh boy, what's happening?

Y/n: I don't know, but I think Boopkins managed to send some help to save us, and it look like they managed to crash the Teletubmarine and it's started to sink. This is our chance to escape!

Then suddenly, the water began to short-circuit, and the admiral began to panic that the Tubby Glue that is holding onto the robot is starting to fall apart.

Admiral S. Swipe: OH NO! THE TUBBY GLUE! It's not gonna hold!!!

SMG4: QUICK! Let's get our asses out of here!!!

So, then the gang began to make their escape from the Teletubmarine as everyone is screaming for their lives and ran as fast as they can before the whole sub sinks to the bottom of the ocean.

Then X managed to find the exit as that is their only chance for freedom.

X: HOLY MOLY! THE EXIT! THERE IT IS GUYS!

Y/n: Great work, X! Let's get out of here!

Unfortunately, Admiral S. Swipe stopped them from escaping as he is going to make them die with him for ruining his plans and sinking his own sub with his entire collection.

Admiral S. Swipe: NOT SO FAST! IF I'M GOING DOWN, YOU BASTARDS ARE COMING DOWN WITH ME! TUBBY-WALL...FORM!

Then suddenly, the Teletubbies formed a wall behind the admiral, blocking the only exit for the gang to make their escape.

Y/n: Oh no! This can't be good!

X: We're doomed!

But then in an act of heroism, Fishy Boopkins appeared and is about to remove the blockade to help the gang make their escape.

Boopkins: We'll see about....(Opens Mouth) THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATT!!!!

He opened up his month and ate all of the Teletubbies, leaving the admiral by himself.

Boopkins: (Burps) Mmm...tasty.

Admiral S. Swipe: He F***in cheated!!!

FM: Go! Go! Go! Charge! Get to the exit!

Without any second thoughts, the gang started running towards the exit to make their escape, leaving the admiral to sink into the bottom of the ocean in his sub.

Admiral S. Swipe: I'LL BE BACK YOU ASSWIPES!!!

The gang managed to get out of the sub, but they still don't know how to get back home now.

SMG4: Oh man, we still don't know how to get home!!!

Y/n: Yeah, what do we do now?

Then they both turned to see Dorie in the ocean as he is their ticket back home.

Dorie: Frieeeeeeeeeennnds....

SMG4/Y/n: (Realizes Something) Oh....

Then the gang hopped onto Dorie's back to get back home, but Ben stayed on the sub with him throwing his mother over to Dorie but missed and fell into the ocean.

SMG4: Hey...Ben! Aren't you coming?

Y/n: Yeah, are you coming home with us?

Ben: Nah...you amigos go...I think I like being like this...

But then, his mother came out of the water and refused to let Ben stay as a merman as she pulled his ear all the way back home.

So then, with Dorie swimming all the way back home, the Teletubmarine sink down into the ocean with the Admiral inside.

FM: I'm glad we could have adventures like this again...

Y/n: Yeah, me too. I hope we can do this again.

FM's Penguin: FEED ME!

FM: I agree my pet...I agree...

So, with that the gang ride their way back home as Fishy Boopkins come up from the water and started singing the song, "I Will Always Love You." in a off-key tone.

However, this is not the last time we see Fishy Boopkins as he is now a member of the gang and Y/n and Ember's ability to breathe underwater is still with them and Ember no longer fears to swim in water as he and Y/n's water abilities are permanent, but at least they can breathe air and walk on land.

What new adventures will our heroes do next?

Find out next time on the next episode of The Legend of SMG5.

END OF EPISODE 14

TO BE CONTINUED ON EPISODE 15