Location: Bob-Omb Battlefield

The plot starts at Bob-Omb Battlefield, where we see Y/n, Mario and SMG4 there as they planned to try to talk to the goombas in the area.

SMG4: Mario...is talking to goombas even a good idea?

Mario: Of course! This is for science.

Y/n: It depends on how talking to goombas is a form of science, but I guess it's worth a shot.

Koopa Troopa: (Runs naked) mom get the camera!!!

Then Mario approach the goombas and tried speaking to them with a goombas head in order to make them think that he's a goomba like them.

Mario: (wearing a Goomba head) Hello!! it's-a me...

The Goombas look at Mario in confusion as to what's he trying to say while wearing a goomba head.

Mario: WAAAAZZZ UP!!!

SMG4: speak goomba you idiot!...

Y/n: Yeah, try to act like a goomba so that can understand what you are trying to say.

Mario: (still wearing a Goomba head) Okey-dokey, get ready to move your penis.

SMG4: STOO-PID!!

Y/n: (Facepalms) Not even close...

Goomba: Umm...

Mario: (Wearing a Goomba head) Ohh i got an idea! I'll do the mating call! (Stomps the Goomba) YATATATATATATATTA UUU BURADADADA...

Other Goomba: OH!! NO!!! (He and the Koopa explodes)

It seems that Mario made a terrible mistake about stomping a goomba that he believes that it is the mating call of the goombas.

Mario: hmm...?

A lot of Goombas appear behind Mario and they attack him.

It was this moment that he knew...he F***ed up.

Mario then started screaming like a little girl after getting trampled by a bunch of goombas.

Other Goomba: MY BABY!!!

SMG4: Ehh, close enough.

Y/n: Hang on, Mario. I'll help you out.

Then Y/n charged at the goombas and took them out one by one and saved Mario from getting trampled to death.

Y/n: You okay, Mario?

Mario: Yeah, thanks for rescuing me, Y/n.

Y/n: No problem, buddy. I got your back.

Mario: Thanks for helping me, SMG4 D:<

SMG4: Oh hey! no problem :D

Y/n: He was being sarcastic, SMG4.

SMG4: I knew that.

Mario: Grr! Mama f**er! You know what screw this! Imma go play with the chomp!

SMG4: NO NO DUDE NO NO DON'T!!!

Y/n: MARIO! NO! DON'T AGITATE THE CHAIN CHOMP! HE WILL RIP YOU TO PIECES WITH HIS RAZOR-SHARP CHOMPERS!!!

Chain Chomp: (barking)

As Mario approaches the chain chomp, he sees Mario and hits him out of the way like an angry guard dog.

Mario: Grr! What is it?!

SMG4: Don't go near that dog! You might release it idiot!

Mario: Oh no... (Goes over to the pole) that's no-

SMG4: DON'T GO FULL-RETARD ON ME NOW!

Y/n: SMG4 IS RIGHT, MARIO. GET AWAY FROM THAT CHAIN CHOMP BEFORE IT MAUL US TO DEATH!

Mario: Fine!

Y/n: Good.

Meanwhile, A pink Bob-omb is spying on Mario, the Chain Chomp, Y/n, and SMG4 and he doesn't like where this is going after Mario started walking away from the Chain Chomp.

Pink Bob-Omb: Oh, hell no!!

Then he and another Bob-Omb said

Pink Bob-Omb #2: They took our dog! Multiple times!

So they decided to load up the cannon as a guy known as the Gourmet Guy pops out of the cannon.

The Gourmet Guy: *pops out of cannon* Hellooooo!

Pink Bob-Omb: Fire!!

The Pink Bob-Ombs then fired the cannon and the Gourmet Guy was shot out of the cannon as he is over to where Y/n, Mario and SMG4 are at with the Chain Chomp singing "I Believe I Can Fly" while he's in the air.

The Gourmet Guy: I believe I can fly; I believe I can touch the sky...

Mario: Oh brother, Mama mia.

He the looks up and was surprised to see the Gourmet Guy heading towards him as he is about to squash him like a bug

The Gourment Guy: Aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Mario: OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHI-

(The Gourment Guy squashes Mario)

SMG4: (Gasp!)

Y/n: Holy Shit!

SMG4 runs to Mario and when I say run to Mario, I mean that he runs to the pole)

SMG4: ARE YOU OK POLE?

Y/n: Seriously, SMG4? T_T

Then SMG4 goes over to the Gourmet Guy that just flattened Mario like an Italian pancake.

SMG4: Thanks, a lot fata$$.

Y/n: Hey, at least Mario didn't let the chain chomp out like he was going to anyway. Also, help me get this Gourmet Guy off of Mario! He's crushing him to death!

The Gourmet Guy then starts dancing to "This is what I do, I sit on you" as he jumps up and down, crushing Mario to death until he got up and pushes him onto the pole.

Mario: You son of a bitch!!!!!!

Y/n: Uh oh, I'm outta here!!!

SMG4: RUN BITCH, RUN!!!

Mario: Hmm? (Notices that the pole holding the Chain Chomp is now broken)

It was this moment that he knew, he F***Ed up....again.

Mario: AAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Then Mario starts running away from the Chain Chomp as he catches up to Y/n and SMG4 that are running for their lives from getting eaten alive by the Chain Chomp as it starts chasing Mario and SMG4 with the song, "Who Let the Dogs Out?" that is playing in the background.

Koopa Troopa: What with all the screa- OH MY FUCKING G-

Chain Chomp: (Riding a car) IT'S FEEDING TIME!!!

Then we see an Old Man is singing like a rapper until Mario ran over to the Old Man to throw him at the Chain Chomp to see if it's enough to stop it from chasing them.

Mario: Get Over Here!!

Mario then grabs the Old Man and throws him to the Chain Chomp with the Old Man screams like a little girl.

Luigi: (Gets out of a pipe) Mario! Y/n!

Mario: Luigi! MOVE!!

Luigi: Everyday Mario...

Mario: Bye bye!!

Y/n: LUIGI!!! RUN FOR IT!! THERE'S A CHAIN CHOMP CHASING AFTER US!!!

Luigi: What are you talking about...

Luigi sees the Chain Chomp and starts screaming before running with Y/n, Mario, and SMG4 into the warp pipe that leads the castle's underground world. The gang is safe for now until the Chain Chomp is still making his way through the pipe.

Mario: Oh shit...

Y/n: That's not good.

???: (giggles)

Mario and Y/n turns around and sees a bunch of Toads jumping around.

Toads: Oh, Hey Mario!!! Hey, Y/n!!!

Mario uses the Toads to plug the pipe but fails as the Chain Chomp made its way out of the pipe and the gang continued running away for their lives and went back inside the castle.

Location: Peach's Castle - The Mushroom Kingdom

-In the Hall of Peach's Castle-

As the gang went back into the castle, Peach came into the hall of her castle to see what's going on as the gang is running away from the Chain Chomp.

Peach: WHAT THE FU-

SMG4: RUN BITCH, RUN!!!!

Y/n: QUICK! GET INSIDE ONE OF THE ROOMS NOW!!!

Then Toad, Luigi, SMG4, Mario Y/n and Peach get in one of the castle's rooms as they are safe from the Chain Chomp for now.

-Outside of the room-

As the gang are hiding away in one of the rooms of the castle from the Chain Chomp as the giant beast is waiting outside of the room for the gang to come out, so he can eat them alive.

Chain Chomp: (Barks)

-Inside of the room-

Luigi: Oh... (Faints)

Y/n: Are you okay, Luigi?

Luigi: Yeah, thanks for warning me about the Chain Chomp.

Y/n: Your welcome, Luigi and luckily, your brother, Mario only let out the Chain Chomp by accident instead of on purpose since those Pink Bob-Ombs shot a Gourmet Guy at Mario and the fat Shy Guy was crushing him to death and Mario pushed him off that caused the Chain Chomp let loose on all of us.

Luigi: Oh ok, that makes sense.

Toad: WTF was that!?!?

SMG4: That...was a scary Chain Chomp...

Mario: I don't want to die!

SMG4: Don't worry Mario! We just have to wait, and people will come find us!

Y/n: Yeah, we just need to find a way how to contact someone that can help us deal with that Chain Chomp. All we need to do is stay here and don't get out of the room, so we don't get killed by the Chain Chomp.

But suddenly, an alarm sounded off, alerting Peach that her meatloaf is burning in the oven.

Peach: AHHHH THE MEATLOAF!

Then a stove on the second floor starts burning, Peach gets out of the room but gets trapped by the Chain Chomp.

Chain Chomp: (barks)

Peach: Fuck!!! (screams)

Then Peach gets back to the room, she is beaten up and her dress is broken.

Peach: My scrotums!

Y/n: That's what you get for leaving the room with a hungry, angry Chain Chomp out there.

SMG4: What!!?? DID YOU LEAVE THE STOVE ON PEACH!?

Peach: Oh yeah!!

SMG4: (Gets angry) You. Stupid. Bitch! This whole place is going to burn down if no one turns off that stove!

Y/n: What?! How are we gonna get out of this room without getting eaten alive by the Chain Chomp?!

Toad: Don't worry! Us Toads are reliable! We'll be able to turn it off!

Then the scene changes to the second floor in which the stove is still on and the Toads are burning.

SMG4: We can't just sit around! We need to fix this now!

Luigi: (addressing to Mario) and YOU gotta help us!

Mario: NO!!!

Y/n: Don't worry, Mario. I'll help you out.

Mario: Are you crazy?! You'll die out there, bro!

Y/n: I'll just distract the Chain Chomp while you go turn off the stove. We can't stay here forever.

SMG4: Yeah, it would be a real shame for that Chain Chomp to eat the spaghetti.

Mario: No...!! No, no, no!! HELL NO!!! Come on, Y/n! Let's-a-Go!

Y/n: Alright, let's freaking do this.

Then Mario and Y/n goes outside the room in which the Chain Chomp is sleeping. Mario then pulls out a hammer and a pole and Y/n grabs the hammer and Mario placed the pole on the chain to trap the Chain Chomp, but the doorbell rings and the Chain Chomp goes outside. Y/n and Mario quickly hide after the Chain Chomp woke up to avoid getting eaten alive.

Chain Chomp: Hi, how can I help you!?!?

Sonic: Hey hey hey! I'm Sonic. Sonic the hedgehog!

Chain Chomp: WTF IS A SONIC?!?!?!?

Sonic looks confused at the Chain Chomp.

Chain Chomp: ...Wanna be friends?

Then the Chain Chomp enters very happy in the castle because now he has a new friend named Sonic the Hedgehog, he goes to the fridge and eats Mario's spaghetti, but he falls asleep with it in his mouth.

Mario: Oh no f**king way!

Mario tries to eat the Spaghetti from the Chomp's mouth nice and slow while SMG4 shakes his head.

Y/n: (Whispers to Mario) Mario. Don't eat the spaghetti in the Chain Chomp's mouth.

Mario: UGH!! IT TASTES LIKE SH*T!!!

Y/n: YUCK!!! I THINK I'M GOING TO BE SICK!

Chomp wakes up, Mario continues eat the spaghetti. Chomp groans at the feeling off Mario eating out of its own mouth.

Mario: La la la!

The Chain Chomp fires a lazer/lazar from his mouth, "referenced shoop da whoop". blowing Mario's head off.

Y/n quickly grabbed Mario and ran back to the room.

Mario: (headless) Mama f**er!

SMG4: (Groans)

Y/n: At least he's still alive.

The camera then switches to Toad and Peach, who are playing Super Smash Bros with Toad as Kirby and Peach as Samus. Toad won the match and dances in front on Peach and in her face.

SMG4: (To Y/n and Mario) Uhh, guys have you seen Luigi?

Mario: Luigi said that he wanted to help. So, I told him to go turn off the stove.

SMG4: What!!!???

Y/n: Don't worry, Luigi said he can handle it since he's fast enough to sneak over the Chain Chomp and head up the second floor and turn off the stove.

Then on the second floor Luigi successfully turns off the stove. LUIGI SAVES THE DAY!!! ... but everything is still burning.

Luigi: go weegee! go weegee! go weegee! go weegee! go weegee! go weegee! go weegee! go weegee! go weegee! go weegee!

But then, Luigi ends up flaming on the floor in front of Mario.

Y/n: Damn, Luigi. You made it over there, turned off the stove and made it back here like a champ!

Mario: Well, he's-a my bro, he had nothing to do, and he was up for it.

SMG4: Oh, I guess that makes sense.

Y/n: So, now that the stove is off, what do we do with the Chain Chomp.

SMG4: (Thinking) Hmmm....

Then Luigi gets thrown out of the room with Chain Chomp is as SMG$ planned to use Luigi as bait to lure the Chain Chomp out, despite Y/n wanting to use a steak to use as bait instead of using Luigi's charred up body as bait.

SMG4: Did the bait work!?

Y/n: I don't think using Luigi's burned up body as bait is a good idea.

Mario: Where'd that Chain Chomp go?!

Then some of chain chomp's barks and stomping are heard nearby.

SMG4: Hey wait...did you hear that?

Y/n: I think it's coming from the other room where Toad and Peach are...(Realizes where the sound coming from) oh no...

Then in the room Peach and Toad are playing Mario Party 9, they are fighting Chain Chomp. When suddenly the chain chomp breaks out of the TV.

Chain Chomp: Surprise motherf**ker!

Peach and Toad scream at the sight of the Chain Chomp breaking through the TV an get them out of the room with an explosion and it's about to pounce on it's prey.

Y/n, Mario and SMG4 screamed in terror and try to open the Castle door but The Gourmet Guy is blocking it, while listening to "This is what I do, I sit on you".

The four friends think that they are screwed when Toadsworth appears.

Toadsworth: Get out of here! I'll stop it!

SMG4: TOADSWORTH?

Y/n: How he is going to stop the Chain Chomp?!

Mario: Yeah, what're you gonna do? Throw your walking stick at it!

Toadsworth: (Puts on a Princess dress) (Giggles) Bitch!

Y/n: WHAT THE HELL?!

Toadsworth: INCOMING!! (GETS A MINIGUN AND SHOOTS THE CHAIN CHOMP WHILE HE SINGS "I'm not your daddy i'm your grandpa!" WOW)

Then Y/n, SMG4 and Mario open the second floor but when they open a Toad burning appears saying "I'm on fire!" The fire because Luigi didn't turn off the stove on time and then they decide to go to the garden to get out of the castle before they die in the fire.

Then suddenly, Toadsworth's minigun runs out of ammo and the Chain Chomp gets a gun.

Toadsworth: Come at me bro. You Mad?

Then the Chain Chomp shoots Ivo Robotnik out of the gun which says "pingas!!" and makes a K.O to Toadsworth.

[Ha Ha! Freaking Rip!!!]

Mario: (Screams and then falls down on the floor)

Peach: RUN BITCH, RUN!!! (Then she and Toad get in a room)

Mario: Go on...without me...

SMG4: Okie-Dokie!

Mario: You son of a Bitch!!!!

Y/n: Don't worry, Mario. I'll save you!

Y/n then quickly runs over to Mario and grabs him before running back to the gang with Mario in his arms.

Mario: Thanks bro!

Y/n: I got your back, homie!

When Mario and Y/n is going to open the garden door, the Chain Chomp gets out of the garden, and he chases Mario and SMG4 to the basement.

Y/n: Sheesh! That Chain Chomp doesn't know when to quit!

-In the Castle Basement-

SMG4: ...Ok...I think we lost it...

Mario: (Cries)

SMG4: Don't be like that! We're gonna live.

Y/n: We can stop now, guys. We got to get out of here before the whole place burns down to the ground with the Chain Chomp still chasing us!

Chain Chomp: (In another room) (barks)

SMG4: uh-oh.

Y/n: Are you kidding me? That Chain Chomp is persistent. I don't think there's else to stop that Chain Chomp.

Mario: Game over. Bye bye... Luigi, Y/n, Princess, Bowser, Toad... You son of a Bitch!!!!

SMG4: Hey! Be a man!

Mario: It's not possible!

Y/n: There has to be another way out of this castle!!!

???: Wow what an asshole.

Y/n: Huh? Who said that?

Then Y/n and Mario turns around and sees...THAT THE CHAIN CHOMP IS BEHIND THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chain Chomp: (Barks)

SMG4: Stay back! I'm warning you!

Y/n: (Brings out a gun) I have a gun!

Chain Chomp: I'M GONNA EAT YOUR BUTT!

Y/n: AAAHHH!!! HE'S GONNA EAT OUR BUTTS!!!

SMG4: (Screams like a girl and throws a power star at the Chain Chomp which turns into a Pac-Chomp)

Y/n: SMG4, YOU IDIOT!!!!

Mario: (addressing to SMG4) You are STOOPID!

SMG4: Shut the fuck up!!!

The Pac-Chomp chases Y/n, Mario, and SMG4; during the chase the basement turns into a Pac-Man map until Y/n, SMG4, and Mario end up in an impasse.

Mario: Oh no.

SMG4: Well, crap...

Y/n: Well, at least we had a good run...

Pac-Chomp: (Turns back into Chain Chomp) (barks)

Mario: (Grew some balls) I'm sick of your shit! *pulls out a Bom-Omb*

Y/n: YEAH! FUCK THIS SHIT!! (Uses his imagination powers to create a ton of Bom-Ombs and two Bom-Omb Lauchers)

SMG4: NO NO DUDE NO NO DON'T!!!

Mario/Y/n: DIE BITCH!!!!!

Then they started shooting Bom-Ombs with their Bom-Omb launchers at the Chain-Chomp, which is really causing major damage to the Chain Chomp as he is crying really hard from all of the pain he is enduring.

Chain Chomp: (cries) I just wanted to be your friend!

SMG4: (cries) I'm so sorry...

Mario: (interrupting) We don't give a fuck.

Y/n: Yeah, YOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

BOOM!

The Chain Chomp gets blown away by the impact of the Bom-Ombs and was flying away from the from the castle and was heading back to the Bob-Omb Battlefield.

Location: Bom-Omb Battlefield

Later in Bob-Omb Battlefield a Pink Bob-Omb is at the Chain Chomp's pole thinking that he is dead while there are other two Bob-Ombs.

Other Pink Bob-Omb: They took his dog!

Bob-Omb: (untelligible word)

Then the Chain Chomp squashes the Pink Bob-Omb, killing him in the process.

Other Pink Bob-Omb: Holy fuck!

Bob-Omb: (untelligible word)

Location: Peach's Castle - The Mushroom Kingdom

-Back to Peach's Castle-

Mario: (Giggles) Oh yeah!

Y/n: That's take care of that Chain Chomp.

Then the camera turns to the Castle, which is burning down, and the biggest tower is destroyed.

Mario: And nothing of value was lost.

Y/n: Yeah, at least for now until the next episode of course.

The End :D