Location: Peach's Castle - The Mushroom Kingdom

Our story starts with a view of Peach's Castle as Toad falls down screaming and explodes. Then we cut to inside the castle, where Mario is dancing and singing naked while Luigi and Y/n sat on the couch watching TV. Suddenly, the TV turns on to the news channel, where the news anchor is talking about a brand new spaghetti factory opening up in Downtown Creation City.

Anchor: Breaking News, Okay. The new spaghetti factory has opened up today and they're welcoming all visitors for their grand opening!

Mario: WOOOOOOOOOOAH! Y/n! Will you come to the new spaghetti factory with me?

Y/n: Sure. I don't got anything better to do, so I guess I'll go.

Mario then grabs Y/n and runs off like a rocket and left the castle in a such a hurry, sending Luigi flying in the process.

Luigi: Ohhh...WAAAAAAH!

The couch lands on Luigi, crushing him in the process.

Location: Uptown Creation City

Then we cut over to Uptown Creation City, where different people are walking around. Mario runs over a pedestrian with his racing go-kart, sending him flying, but is stopped by Peach.

Peach: MARIO! Y/N! HELP ME!

We then cut to a distorted Peach being held hostage by Bowser, who is reading a book called " 50 Shades of Koopa".

Mario and Y/n stares at Peach for a few seconds, then spazzes out before they both pulled out a gun at Peach.

Mario: BUT WE DON'T GIVE A F**K!

Y/n: YEAH! DIE BITCH!

Then Mario and Y/n shoots Peach and drives away in Mario's racing kart and the two of them are on their over to the new Spaghetti Factory in Downtown Creation City as they both started singing Thrift Shop and suddenly the kart flips upside down and explodes, propelling the two over to the front of the newly built spaghetti factory in Downtown Creation City.

Location: The Fresh Spaghetti Tubbie - The New Spaghetti Factory - Downtown Creation City

Then we cut to Y/n and Mario landing in front of the Fresh Spaghetti Tubbie.

Mario: WOAH!

Y/n: Wow. The new spaghetti factory is in the middle of a train yard. How original.

Then we see two guys standing in front of the factory and one of them walks away.

Y/n: Wow. Not a lot people want to see the grand opening of the factory.

Mario: Ooh hoo hoo hoo! Ooh hoo hoo hoo! *spazzes excitedly* Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh!

Y/n: Calm down, Mario. I know you're excited to get into this factory, but don't get too excited.

Mario: Oh, come on. We're gonna be the first two guys to get into a spaghetti factory. Aren't you excited?!

Y/n: I guess so. I mean, what could possibly go wrong?

Then suddenly, Tubbie Wonka comes out of the factory as Teletubbies music plays in the background.

Guy: OH HELL NO! I'M OUTTA HERE!

Y/n: Is that a teletubby wearing a "cat in a hat" hat?

Mario: Hoo hoo! Hello! It's-a-me, Mari-

Tubbie Wonka: CHOOOOOOOOOCOLAAAAAAAAAATE!

Tubbie Wonka throws Mario and Y/n into the factory and laughs evilly as text appears saying "evil face". We then see Mario, Y/n and Tubbie Wonka going on a tour of the factory.

Mario: WOAH!

Y/n: Wow.

Tubbie Wonka (singing): Come with me, and you'll be, in a world of pure imagination!

Mario kicks Tubbie Wonka in the balls.

Tubbie Wonka: *in pain* Ahhh-ha-how!

Y/n: MARIO! Why would you kick the teletubby in the balls! You don't kick a teletubby in the balls!

Mario: *Angry Mode* Where's the spaghetti!?

Tubbie Wonka: You little shit! Time to teach you two a little lesson.

He plays on his Ocarina, causing several Oompa Loompas to appear.

Oompa Loompa: *singing* Oompa Loompa doop-a-dee-dee, if you are wise, you'll listen to me! GET THE F**K OUTTA HERE!

Mario: NO!

Y/n: Yeah, we just got here!

Y/n and Mario gets thrown out of the factory, but Y/n and Mario are not gonna leave until they get their spaghetti.

Mario: Grrr...

Y/n: Ok if that's how you wanna play it, then...THIS MEANS WAR!!!!

• Gourmet Race ~ Kirby Super Star Plays-

As our two heroes, Y/n and Mario began plotting a fool-proof plan to get back into the factory, they both started crawling on the windowsill of the factory. They both peek their heads in one of the windows, laughing, only for Tubbie Wonka to pop up wielding a gun at them.

Tubbie Wonka: Surprise, motherfucker!

Tubbie Wonka shoots at them, causing Mario and Y/n to fall off the factory.

We then see Mario trying to get in through the pipe on top of the factory. The pipe explodes, burning Mario and Y/n as he runs off with his butt on fire)

Mario: Jesus Christ! I'm on fire!

Y/n: Help! My rump is roasting!

Then we see Y/n and Mario approach the factory on top of a tank singing and doing a little dance, until they are stopped by an Oompa Loompa.

Mario/Y/n: I'M SO FRESH YOU CAN SUCK MY NUTS! I'M SO FRESH-

Oompa Loompa: I've got a perfect puzzle for you! What do you get in the club when they close? *another one pulls out a Rocket Launcher* Drunk motherf**kers and rachet assholes!

Oompa Loompa shoots Mario and Y/n, sending them flying in the air with the tank that they're using.

Mario/Y/n: SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP!

Then they both fell past the window, where Tubbie Wonka receives a call on his iPhone.

iPhone: It's a phone call, yip-a-dee-doo, looks like a retard's calling for you!

Tubbie Wonka: Hello?

Mario: Hello! It's-a-me, Mario! Wahoo! And I'm-a-call-a-you, because (Y/n and Mario bursts through the window) I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS!

Y/n: GIMME THAT BUTT!

Y/n and Mario then started running towards Tubbie Wonka, yelling like a couple of crazy maniacs.

Tubbie Wonka: Come at me, bro! Come at me! Come on!

They two of them jumped at Tubbie Wonka but he moves away from the wall just before Y/n and Mario could hit him, causing both of them to hit the wall and get knocked out.

Heavy (offscreen): YOU ARE BOTH DEAD. NOT BIG SURPRISE.

Then we cut to Y/n and Mario getting thrown into his "Spaghetti Factory? Underground Jail" cell.

Y/n: I should be mad at Mario for dragging me into this mess, but all of this adventure and breaking into the factory is too fun for me. :3

Mario: Hmm?

Mario then looks outside his cell, seeing a guard as Mario tries to break out of jail.

MarioL NO! MAMAF**KER! Ohh... Please, your omnipotence, have mer-

Guard: (runs around) I DON'T GIVE A FUCK, TALKING SHIT 'BOUT ME, BITCH! I DON'T GIVE A FUCK, YOU GOTTA-

Mario: OOF! ****

Y/n: Well that didn't work at all. What do we do now Mario?

Mario: Hmmm...Oh? There's a key hanging on the all over there!

Then Y/n notices key to unlock cell hanging on the wall.

Y/n: I see, but how do we get the key without alerting the guard?

The two of them try to think of a plan to distract the guard without getting caught in order to get the cell door key as Mario accidentally throws a coin at guard, which knocks him out.

Y/n: Well, that was easier than I expected.

Mario: Yeah! Now get outta the way!!!!! Fat guards! MAMAF**K-

Then suddenly, the cell gate opens, which makes Mario and Y/n surprised, then the text "#TOOSWAG FOR DIS SHIZ" appears, and Mario and Y/n wears their "Deal with it" sunglasses.

Mario: Hoo hoo hoo! Oh yeah!

Y/n: Yeah! Nothing can stop us now!

Then as they both went out of their cell, two guards came in to see what's going on and saw both of them escaping.

Guards: (Notices Mario and Y/n) STAHP RIGHT THERE!!

Mario: (Mario is laying down with his "Deal with it" sunglasses on) Oh, please.

Y/n: (Wearing his "Deal with it" sunglasses on) You're both cramping our style.

(Mario flashes himself naked in front of the guard, stunning him while Y/n shot the other guard in the face, and Bowser can be seen in the bottom right corner saying "FABULOUS".

Then as the two of them started walking out of the room they both noticed a woman trapped inside a jail cell, crying.

Mario: Hmm? (hears woman crying) Oh no! (runs to woman) Hello! It's-a-me, Mario and his best friend, Y/n L/n!

Y/n: Hi, how are ya?

The woman, Y/n and Mario stare at each other for a moment.

Mario: ...

Woman: (in Peach's voice) Thank you, Mario.

The woman glitches out [due to the cartridge tilting glitch in the Goldeneye 007 game], and the text "Quality animation" is seen for a split second

Woman: We have to do something special for you.

Mario: Eep!

Y/n: Oh hell nah!

They both realized that the woman is actually Peach herself.

Woman: Mario!

She is seen normal for a split second, then she glitches out again, and a translucent image of Peach is seen next to her. Zoom in on Mario's face! Then the woman is seen normal again, and the image of Peach appears and disappears repeatedly.

Woman: Mario-

Mario shoots the woman, killing her with both him and Y/n walking away from what they just witness.

Mario: Yeah, that's not gonna happen.

Y/n: Yeah and if she even want to have sex with me, I rather stick my own dick in an anthill than to do it with her.

Mario: Me too. Let's get back to the mission.

Y/n: Roger that, Mario.

Then Y/n went out of the jail cells and we see both Y/n and Mario in the hallway looking for spaghetti.

Mario: Spaghetti?

Y/n: Hey, Mario! This sign should lead us to the Spaghetti Making Room.

Then Mario sees a sign with two directions, one pointing to the Spaghetti Room and one pointing to the Butt Slapping Room. As you guessed it, Mario heads to the Spaghetti Room.

Mario: Okey-dokey! Let's-a-go!

Y/n: Ok.

Then as the two of them head into the Spaghetti Room, they see Swagmaster and Chris in the Spaghetti Room, minding their own business. However, Chris seems to be doing his job guarding the factory while Swagmaster is goofing off watching Youtube videos on his computer.

Chris: LOL dude what are you doing?

Swagmaster: I am watching this freaking funny video shut up. (Swagmaster watches 101 Ways for Mario to Die (the right way!) on his computer) lol he died (watches more of Mario dying) lololololololololololololololol

Chris: shut up, stop watching those gay ass videos.

Swagmaster: *pulls out a gun* wanna fight me butthole?

Chris: oh for god's sakes... not this again...

Then Admiral Greg enters the room.

Admiral Greg: Hey gaise [sic]! we shouldn't be fighting!

Chris and Swagmaster look at Greg, then they shoot him for no reason.

Chris and Swagmaster: lololololololololololololololol

Swagmaster: what a gay face.

Then Y/n and Mario enters the Spaghetti Room trying to sneak past the guards until Mario decides to ask the guards where the spaghetti is.

Mario: Hello! Have you seen spaghetti?

Y/n: Mario?!

Swagmaster: HOLY CRAP IT'S FAT ASS JUSTIN BIEBER AND A SEXY LOOKING CHESTER BENNINGTON. KILL THEM!

Chris and Swagmaster shoot Mario and Y/n, causing the two of them to panic and run out of the room.

Then we see Tubbie Wonka is walking down the hallway to Mario and Y/n's jail cell, letting out a maniacal laughter.

Tubbie Wonka: Having fun down here Italian and cool dude?

Tubbie Wonka notices that Y/n and Mario has escaped from their jail cell.

Tubbie Wonka: What in the fuck?

Then Tubbie Wonka runs out of the underground jail and into a different hallway, looking for the guards.

Tubbie Wonka: WHERE ARE THEY!?

The guards in the hallway are seen running around in circles, while one was running into a wall, blabbering gibberish. Then the scene changes to Mario and Y/n sneaking around the factory, in search of the Spaghetti Room. They're about to walk into another hallway but they both get caught by two guards as they both jump back in panic.

Mario: *visibly scared* Please don't hurt me!

Y/n: Guys, can we talk this out?

The guards just stand there until one of them spoke up, with the camera close up to his face.

Guard: Everybody wants to smell like... titty sprinkles... (small text on the bottom right corner of the screen reads "-some guard 2012")

Both of the guards explode.

Mario: *Sniff* That was beautiful.

Y/n: *Sniff* Yeah...that just made me cry.

Then Y/n and Mario continues down the hallway and finds a machine labeled "super spaghetti maker". Mario gets excited and runs to the machine.

Mario: Ooh hoo hoo hoo! Ah spaghetti... Ah ravioli... Ah mamma mia...

Y/n: Oh boy. This should be good.

But then, Tubby Wonka appears, holding up a gun at them.

Tubby Wonka: Uh oh!

Mario: *scared* Wah!!

Y/n: Ah Shit!

Tubby Wonka sees the super spaghetti maker and walks toward a conveyor belt next to it then pulls out a bowl of tubbycustard.

Tubby Wonka: Tubbycustard! Tubbycustarrrd!

The tubbycustard goes down the conveyor belt, into the machine and comes out of another conveyor belt, as spaghetti.

Y/n/Mario: *shocked* WHAT THE FU-

Mario and Y/n explodes and Tubby Wonka appears in the foreground, dancing and singing "Haters Gonna Hate"

Mario: So... You make spaghetti out of TUBBYCUSTARD!!!!

Y/n: Now that's just wrong!!

Y/n and Mario gets furious about learning the secret of the new spaghetti factory that Tubbie Wonka makes the spaghetti with Tubby Custard.

Y/n/Mario: This is UNACCEPTABLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL-!!!!

Y/n and Mario then runs over to Tubby Wonka, who was still dancing, and they both kick him into the spaghetti maker. He gets stuck and an alarm goes off.

|WARNING TUBBYCUSTARD OVERLOAD|

Y/n/Mario: Oh shit!

Then after a whole Tubby Custard overload into the spaghetti making machine, the whole area starts to shake and the entire factory explodes, sending the two of them flying into the air, spinning out of control. Later, Y/n and Mario falls down near Bowser, who was still reading 50 Shades of Koopa.

Y/n: Well, that was fun.

Mario: Yeah, but we didn't get any spaghetti and the whole factory is nothing but a waste of our time. I'm sorry that I took you with me to the factory for nothing.

Y/n: Are you kidding? That was an amazing adventure. I hope we can go on another adventure like that again someday.

Mario: Wow. Well, I'm glad you had fun with me, Y/n.

Y/n: Me too. You know, I think I'm in the mood for pizza. You wanna go grab a slice at Peppino's Pizzeria.

Mario: Sure why not? I got nothing else to do, so I'm in for some pizza after our trip to the spaghetti factory. Hey, Bowser? Wanna go eat some pizza with us?

Bowser then looks up from his book and actually agrees to go with them to eat some pizza since he also has nothing better do to but to read his book.

Bowser: Sure, I can go for some pizza.

Y/n/Mario: Sweet.

END OF EPISODE 09

TO BE CONTINUED IN EPISODE 10