Episode 05 - 99% Idiot
Location: Peach's Castle - The Mushroom Kingdom
No POV
Today was another beautiful day here at the Mushroom Kingdom, where Mario was starting to get bored out of his mind, so he goes over to the castle to see if Toad wants to play with him to get through today since Y/n was busy helping out SMG4 with his meme and YouTube videos.
Mario: I'm bored...I wonder if Toad wants to play!
But Toad refuses to play with Mario no matter how much Mario beg, plead and cry for Toad to play with him.
Toad: NO! Go away!
Mario: C'mon! Why don't you like to play with me?
Toad: Because you usually end up becoming drunk and naked!
Mario: Not true! Y/n told me not to listen to the hobo's advice and it's never well to eat off the floor. Plus, I had to deal with some very bad dreams involving with the bad mushrooms that Yoshi shoved down my throat in the last two chapters.
Toad: Well, why don't you play with Y/n then?
Mario: Because he's busy helping out SMG4 with his memes and videos since we had to deal with a guy named SMG3 in the last chapter. C'mon! Do something with me for today! We can play video games on the Switch if you want. C'mon, Toad! You know you want to!
Mario then kept trying to convince Toad to play with him until Toad just couldn't take it anymore as he threw a pillow right at Mario's head, knocking him out cold on the floor. But Toad wasn't buying this at all and thinks that Mario was just fooling around or something.
Toad: Haha very funny Mario. Now get up!
But Mario remained laying there unconscious.
Toad: Mario?
Mario still remained silent on the floor, not even moving an inch.
Toad: Oh well, it must be his bedtime already.
Mario: I'm dead you idiot! *Lays back down dead*
Well, it looks like Toad just killed Mario with a pillow, unless the pillow was filled with bricks that really knocked down Mario really hard after the pillow hit him right on the head.
Toad: Oh no! I killed Mario!
You damn right you did!
Toad: YAHOOOOOOOOOO!
Don't get your hopes up to high Toad because it looks like Y/n and SMG4 are looking for Mario right now.
Y/n: Hey X, have you seen Mario?
SMG4: Yeah, do you know where he could be?
X: Nope, but he did say that he was playing with Toad right now.
Uh oh, looks like Toad is in big trouble now.
Toad: Uh no, Mario's dead, Y/n and SMG4 wants to see him and I'm going to poop my pants! Oh, what am I gonna do?
As Toad began to panic about Mario being dead and his friends want to go see him, he tries his best to come up with a plan to cover his tracks, so he won't get busted.
X: Hey can you two imagine if Mario was dead?!
SMG4: That would be so AWESOME!
Y/n: Not really? If that were to happen right now, then how is SMG4 gonna make his videos or memes about Mario or what is Nintendo gonna do if Mario is really dead since he is the mascot for Nintendo.
X: You know, he does have a point there, SMG4.
SMG4: Oh yeah, good point there, Y/n.
Then Toad was listening to their conversation and starting to think on an idea to cover his tracks.
Toad: Hmm...only one thing to do....
SMG4: He's probably eating stuff on the floor again.
Y/n: I don't think he would eat stuff off the floor again since I told him not to trust whatever kind of bad advice those hobos are giving him, and he still didn't forget about what happened to him after Yoshi stuffed those bad mushrooms down his throat. Let's go check on him to see if he's doing ok.
SMG4: Good idea, let's go find him!
Then Toad started dragging Mario's body to another room before Y/n and SMG4 arrive to find Mario.
Toad: AGH! How much does he weigh? Damn it! Oh well, I think I'll set up camp and do the rest tomorrow.
And that's another reason why nobody likes you because you're lazy and you don't want to get caught.
X: Hey, let's go ask Toad!
Y/n: I'm not sure if he would even want to tell where Mario is at, but what the hell. Let's go ask Toad to see if he knows where Mario is.
Toad: Okay, maybe not!
Then he had another idea in mind.
SMG4: Hey! Is that Toad?
Then the three of them saw Toad trying to shove Mario through a door as Toad was trying to hide the body to avoid getting caught.
Toad: GET IN GET IN GET IN!!!! WHY WON'T HE GO IN!!?
X: Hey Toad! What are you doing?
Then as Toad finally shoved Mario into the other room, the three of them went in to find Toad in the room with a duck and Mario was nowhere to be found, except he was shoved into one of the open vents in the room with the sunken pirate ship painting. The three of them clearly don't even know that Mario was shoved into an open vent.
SMG4/Y/n: WHAT THE HELL!??! Look at that duck on the floor!
Toad: Uhh, hi Y/n and SMG4...
X: Uhh Toad, where's Mario?
SMG4: Yeah, and why was there a duck on the floor?
Y/n: Yeah, where is he? You didn't kill him, did you?
Toad: Hehe, what are you talking about, I don't know. Hahahahahaha....
Then suddenly, Mario's body then slipped out of the vent with his head landing on the floor, then suddenly jolted up awake and is still alive, but somehow was confused to what just happened.
Mario: Huh? Hey look a duck!
SMG4: Hey Toad, you're getting all sweaty again.
X: What are you so sweaty about?
Y/n: Did Yoshi shove those bad mushrooms down your throat too?
Toad: OK! I ADMIT IT! I'M SORRY!!!! PLEASE DON'T HATE ME!!!
Y/n: We know Toad.
SMG4: Yeah, it's ok, we all know that you're gay...
Toad: NO! I accidentally killed Mario! WITH A PILLOW!
X: What do you mean? Mario is right here.
Then everyone looked to see Mario looking at a wall and he seems to be fascinated by the wall that he's standing in front of.
Mario: OMG! This is a wall!
Toad: Oh, thank the lord! That means I'm not dead!
Whatever, you got lucky this time, but I got my eye on you toad.
X: Hey Mario!
Y/n: What's up bro?
Mario: Huh? Who are you?
Y/n/SMG4/X: WHAT!?
Y/n: How does he not remember us?
SMG4: Yeah, I'm awesome!
Y/n: Mario! Do you remember anything at all?
Mario: BANANA!
X: Toad, what did you do?
Yeah, Toad, what DID you do?
Toad: The ghost of Chuck Norris with three alien unicorns in a hovering limo came and ran him over!
(Sounds of Crickets with a moment of silence)
T_T Really?
Toad: Ok ok! I threw a pillow at him!
X: Mario! DO YOU LIKE SPAGHETTI?!
Mario: What's sphaghetti?
Y/n: NANI!
SMG4: NO!!! He's forgotten everything!
Mario: WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?! WHERE AM I?! AND WHO IS THAT GAY GUY OVER THERE?!
The scene then shifted over to Luigi that just walked in the room and doesn't even know what just happen, other than Mario that got bonked on the head by a pillow that knocked him out and gave him amnesia.
Luigi: Hey, my therapy said I was a homosexual!
SMG4: Ok, let's start over, my name is SMG4, this is Y/n and his name is Barbie.
X: My name isn't barbie!
SMG4: And your name is Mario, and you are our servant!
X: What are you doing?
SMG4: C'mon this is payback for all those years!
Y/n: Bruh, you're not supposed to do that to Mario while he has amnesia. I think we should call Dr. Healer to see if he has anything to cure Mario's amnesia.
SMG4: No way! C'mon Mario, you're the servant!
Y/n: Well, I'm gonna call Dr. Healer to see if he can help Mario with his amnesia before you start causing more trouble.
So then, SMG4 started treating Mario like a slave since he now has Amnesia after Toad hit him with a pillow while Y/n calls Dr. Healer to help fix the problem before something bad happens.
SMG4: Hey, servant!
Mario: What do you want, sir? Do you want me to massage your face? Or punch myself?
SMG4: Do both! Hahahahaha!
X: SMG4, don't you think using Mario this way is a bad idea?
SMG4: Hey! Mario used me for hard labor!
Toad: Yeah, and we get free sodas out of it!
X: It's not fair for Mario! I mean, look at him. He's already suffering!
Mario: *Sniffing* What kind of world do I live in? CAUSE YOU GET FREE SODAS WOOOOOOOOOO!
SMG4: Fine, but Toad will be my servant then.
I can agree with that.
Toad: Hey!
Y/n: Hey, I called Dr. Healer and he's gonna help us restore Mario's mind.
SMG4: Alrighty then. We better get going then. C'mon Mario, let's go restore your mind.
Mario: Ok.
So, the gang went out of the castle to go meet up with Dr. Healer to cure Mario's mind from his amnesia as Mario was fascinated by the beautiful scenery of the castle grounds.
Mario: WOW! This place looks so cool!
Then Dr. Healer came into the castle grounds through a warp pipe with MCG to help Mario with his amnesia problem.
Mario: Hey! There's a couple of hobos here!
MCG: Hey, shut up!
Y/n: Hey, Dr. Healer.
Dr. Healer: Guten Tag! I'm here with MCG to help Mario with his amnesia.
Y/n: Great!
Dr. Healer: So, Toad hit him in the head with a pillow that gave him amnesia?
Y/n: Yeah, he thought he killed Mario, but it turns out he didn't, and he can't remember anything, and he's been acting a bit dumber than usual. No offense, Mario.
Mario: None taken, cool guy.
SMG4: Looks like Mario is 99% more Idiotic in this adventure, but how are we going to get his memory back?
Mario: By being naked! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Y/n: Not even close! Put your clothes back on!
Mario: Ok.
Dr. Healer: I think we should try giving him some pills to strengthen his mind or try to help him remember some things to fix his brain, but in this situation with Mario being 99% stupid, we something far more advance to fix him.
Y/n: How can we do that?
???: I can help?
SMG4: Who said that?
???: UP HERE!!!
Then everyone looked up to see someone on top of the castle roof as Mario thinks that he's Santa Claus.
Mario: OMG! It's Santa Claus! HI SANTA!
???: My name is Epicyyoshifan!
Y/n: Wow. Another YouTuber!
Epicyyoshifan: That's right and I know exactly how to restore Mario's memory!
XL Ok, so how can you help us?
Then Epicyyoshifan jumped down to tell the gang what they need to know to restore Mario's memories.
Epicyyoshifan: Well! There is a cure that I know that can restore anyone's memories.
Mario: Your SANTA MAGICNESS?
Epicyyoshifan: Well, actually I don't know a cure...I was trying to act cool.
Y/n: It's fine. We all try to act cool sometimes.
Epicyyoshifan: But I do know someone who can help!
Dr. Healer: Well then, tell us who he is so we help Mario! I can learn how to use that kind of medicine to help people with memory problems.
SMG4: Well, it better not be that magical hobo that lives near the castle.
Y/n: You mean, SMG3 or an actual hobo?
Epicyyoshifan: His name is...MAGIC DUDE...
X: You don't know his name, do you?
Epicyyoshifan: Well, no, but I do know where he is.
Mario: AT THE TOP OF Mount Kilimanjaro!!!
Epicyyoshifan: He's actually living in that box over there.
Then they looked to see a cardboard box over there and Mario, out of curiosity, decides to go check it out to see what's inside the box.
Mario: I'll check it!
Then the gang followed him as Mario looked over the box to see what's inside.
X: Anything in there?
Y/n: Yeah, what's inside the box, Mario? Is the guy that Epicyyoshifan was talking about?
Mario: Well, we got some underwear and a magic wand...HEY! Look its him!
Then Mario brought out what it looks to be a piece a of paper.
Mario: I got it!
YOU HAVE OBTAINED 'A PIECE OF PAPER'!
SMG4: Give me that! *Grabs Paper from Mario* It's a note!
Y/n: What does it say, SMG4?
SMG4: It says, "If you are looking for the so-called Magic Dude, then he is not here right now. Instead, he is having a tea party in the sky :3." Well, that was helpful!
Y/n: Great, now what are we gonna do now?
X: Well, how could the Magic Dude be up in the sky?!
Mario: Yeah, he didn't even invite me or the cool guy!
Epicyyoshifan: Well, he is a magician after all. Well, let's go explore!
Dr. Healer: Very well. I got nothing else to do today, so I guess I'll come along with you guys.
Y/n: Ok then. But how are we going to find the Magic Dude in the clouds? We all can't fly without a winged cap or a jetpack.
Epicyyoshifan: Well, there is a place in the castle that is the only place that leads to the skies and it's in the room with the giant clock.
SMG4: Well, lead the way then, Epicyyoshifan.
Epicyyoshifan: Alright then, follow me, everyone.
Location: Peach's Castle - The Clock Room
The gang followed Epicyyoshifan to the Giant Clock room to head to the pathway to the skies to find the Magic Dude that has the cure to fix Mario's brain from amnesia.
Then as they looked down through the trap door that leads to the entrance to the Sky World, the portal has a weegee face on it.
Mario: I never knew the sky had a face!
Y/n: I didn't even think the sky have the face of a weegee.
X: Ok, let's go guys!
So then, the gang jumped into portal and arrived at the Sky World.
Mario: So, this is the sky world huh? Well, there's a floating house. I think that's my house.
Y/n: I don't think you're house is in the sky, Mario.
SMG4: Ok, everyone, split up and search around the sky!
Everyone, but SMG4 and Mario: OK!
X: And Mario, try not to die. (Jumps Down)
Epicyyoshifan: Well, I'll be searching. (Jump Down)
Dr. Healer: I shall not fail you all! (Jump Down)
SMG4: Haha, you don't have the levitation code! (Jump Down) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Y/n: Don't worry, Mario. We'll find that Magic Dude and get your memories back! (Jumps Down)
With everyone began searching for the mysterious Magic Dude in the Sky World, leaving Mario all by himself as he began searching around the sky world as well, but out of curosity, he just can't stop getting fascinated by everything that he wlaks by due to his amnesia.
Mario: Hmmmm....cool! What's this? It's a magic carpet! (Hops on Magic Carpet) Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! I'm Aladin!
Timeskip - 30 Minutes Later
After the team began searching around the sky world to find the Magic Dude, Y/n eventually meets up with Mario as they both end up at the very top of the Sky World, where they both saw a very familiar face in the distance.
Y/n: Huh? Who is that over there? He kinda looks familiar.
Mario: Wow! Who are you!?
SMG3: Aha! It's you two again! We meet again! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Y/n: SMG3!?! Why are you here?
Mario: Who's that guy, cool dude?
SMG3: Wait what? You don't remember me, Mario? I'm SMG3! You know!
Mario: My mum?
SMG3: NO! Y/n, why he is acting so stupid?!
Y/n: Toad threw a pillow at him and now he has amnesia.
SMG3: Wait, Really? Ah, forget it! I know why you two are here!
Mario: Yes! Christmas Carols! WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS! WE-
Y/n: No! It's not Christmas yet, Mario! We're both here to find taht Magic Dude and I think SMG3 followed us here!
Then suddenly, everyone jumped in onto the platform where Y/n, Mario, and SMG3 is at just the right time.
Epicyyoshifan: IT'S YOU!....no idea who this dude is.
SMG4: SMG3! Why are you here?
SMG3: TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD! Well, actually I'm just here to steal magic people!
X: So, you have the magician!
SMG3: Yes! and he is right behind me in a monkey cage!
Mario: Monkey? What's a Monkey? Is it Santa Claus?
Y/n: No, I don't think he's Santa Claus nor a monkey.
SMG4: This magician looks familiar.
Dr. Healer: Ooh, interesting.
The magician is actually...a rock with a wizard hat named Rocks.
Rocks: Hi, guys! Remember me? Probably not.
Epicyyoshifan: That's the magician? Well, at least he's waering the hat.
X: Give us the rock!
Y/n: Yeah, release him, SMG3! We need him to cure Mario's amnesia!
Dr. Healer: Yes! Let him out or I will saw through your bones with my trusty bonesaw!
SMG3: You have to get through me first!
Rocks: Be careful! I just had a pedicure! Even though I don't have hands.
X: I can beat you!
SMG3: Oh no! That's the catch! Mario has to beat me!
Mario: But I don't know how to sing!
SMG4: Mario vs a Black Belt Dopple? Ok, we have no hope!
X: Well, if you put it that way then...I'm going to go kill myself.
Epicyyoshifan: Hey! I believe Mario can win! WE CAN'T GIVE UP HOPE! EVERYONE WITH ME!?
Y/n: Yeah! Go for it, Mario! Beat that evil dude to the ground!
(Everyone Cheering)
Epicyyoshifan: Yeah I thought so!
Mario: Well, I have no idea what the hell is going on here, but BRING IT ON GRANDMA!
Y/n: That's the spirit, Mario! Teach that bozo a lesson!
SMG3: GRANDMA!? Ok, that's it! You asked for it!
GAME START!
TO CONTINUE THE CHAPTER PLEASE INSERT 2 COINS
But then, Mario and SMG3 were going to challenge themselves to a battle, but they have no coins to start the arcade machine.
SMG3: Ok, you have 2 coins?
Mario: What do I look like a hobo?
SMG3: Ok, just smack the machine!
With just smack at the machine, Mario managed to get the machine working as both Mario and SMG3 are in for a battle royal at SMG3's very own arena!
SMG3: Mario! Say hello to my arena! You ready to die Mario?
Mario: Sure, crazy old dude who wants to play a game! What game are we playing?
SMG3: FIGHT TO THE DEATH!
Mario: Really? Well, you're gay! Let's play twisters!
Then, Y/n, X, Epicyyoshifan, Dr. Healer, MCG, and SMG4 are all watching Mario fight to the death with SMG3 in order to save Rocks, so that he can cure Mario of his amnesia.
X: Oh, I can't look!
Dr. Healer: Oooooh! I can not wait for this event!
SMG4: This is all gonna go on YouTube!
Y/n: This battle should be interesting.
SMG3: This is going to be a piece of cake!
Then SMG3 began charging at Mario while he is busy messing around with the Twister Color Spinner.
Mario: Ok, let's see...
SMG3 then lunged at Mario, but missed and hit his face at a wall.
Mario: Ok. Step on Green! Damn! There's nothing green here!
SMG3: HEY! No fair! No ducking!
The SMG3 teleported behind Mario to preform a sneak attack.
Mario: Step on GREY!
But as SMG3 was about to punch Mario, Mario did a backflip and landed right behind SMG3.
SMG3: Hey!
Mario: Ok, your turn! Take the spinner!
Mario then throws the spinner at SMG3, knocking him to the ground.
SMG3: FUDGE! Ok fine! You want to play Twister, then let's play!
So then, Mario and SMG3 started playing Twister with Mario spinning the wheel and the arrow landed on red, which means SMG3 has to step on red.
Mario: Step on RED!
SMG3: You want me to step on red? Well, there's only one thing here that's red.
SMG3 then charged at Mario again since he is wearing red, but then Mario found an actual red spot as he jumped at the red spot while SMG3 missed his attack and landed into the lave pit, which is also red.
SMG3 then started taking damage after falling into the pit, making Mario the winner...on Twister.
Mario: I win! You know, I don't think lava counts as something red...and why are screaming like a girl? Its just a game.
Epicyyoshifan: Wow. Mario is surprisingly winning.
Y/n: I knew he was going to win.
SMG4: Yeah at Twister.
Mario: Ooh! BLUE! I know what's Blue!
Then Mario began charging at SMG3 since his outfit is the color blue.
SMG3: Huh?
Then Mario latches himself on SMG3 as he starting running around screaming like a maniac.
SMG3: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! GET OFF GET OFF! i'M PURPLE YOU IDIOT! GET YOUR JUNK OUT OF MY FACE!
SMG4: This is definitely going on YouTube.
X: Ok! I can't watch this anymore! I'm going to go free the wizard!
So then, X went over to Rock's cage to free him to end this battle.
X: Wizard! I'm here to save you!
Rocks: Oh it's ok. I'm just havin fun playing this lego game on my Gameboy.
Then X kicked Rocks out of the cage, freeing him from his prison.
Rocks: Hey! I was on Level 1!
Then Rocks jumped into the stage with his magic wand to stop SMG3 and bring back Mario's memories.
Rocks: Aha! I am here to save....O_o OMG!
Rocks was shocked to see SMG3 still running around screaming with Mario still attached to him.
SMG3: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Rocks: You sure this is the one?
X: Yes! Just do it!
Rocks: Ok............ALAKAZAM!
Then Rocks charged up his magic wand and throws his magic at Mario and SMG3, knocking them both in the process.
SMG3: OW! Nice magic merlin!
Rocks: Oops. Lol. Ok, here I go. Properly. MEMORYA! DIHORIA!
Then with a struck of lightning, Mario was shocked and was knocked out cold.
SMG3: YES! I win! I win!
Epicyyoshifan: C'mon Mario. You can do this!
Y/n: Yeah, Mario. You can do it! I believe in you!
Rocks: Please tell me Mario has insurance.
Dr. Healer: Don't worry, he's got one.
Mario: ....photosynthesis...huh? What smells like pizza...Oh? Hi, Y/n, SMG4, X, MCG, Dr. Healer, Epic...someone and hi SMG3!
Y/n: YES! He remembers us! It workded!
Dr. Healer: Eureka!!
SMG4: HEY MARIO! FINISH HIM OFF!
Mario: Okie dokie!
Then as SMG3 was busy doing his victory dance, he didn't even realize that Mario got his memories back and is about to deliver the final blow to SMG3 to end this battle.
Mario: Hey Stinky!
SMG3: Huh?
Mario: Here's Mario!
*Falcon PUNCH!*
SMG3: GAH! CURSE YOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU!
Y/n: And the doppleganger is outta here!
Epicyyoshifan: Yeah, but how do we even get out of here?
Mario: Ah Sh--
GAME OVER!
END OF EPISODE 5
TO BE CONTINUED IN EPISODE 6
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