There's a Sequal Now
Okay so after Kyle killed Karen and returned the kids, Kyle got married to a chick named, Kcathryeen. (Kathryn for you imbeciles who can't see the obvious) Kyle and What's-Her-Face had a kid, and his name was Rob, and Rob was a bastard. Like an absolute bitch, and he was a fucking 3rd grader, so by 3rd grader standards, he fucking sucked. Anyway, Rob had this girl in his class named Becky, and Becky was fuckin hot. So clearly, Rob has a crush on Becky. So they grew up a bit and they were now Juniors (like 16-18 years old for the people not in the U.S. and ya it's a large age range, get over it) and Rob still fucking sucked. Becky was still hot as shit, but now Rob has a bigger crush on Becky. Anyway Becky was a good Christian girl and Rob was a fuckin bad boy. They started dating but Becky's parents were all like "nO oUr BaBy IsN't AlLoWeD tO dAtE a BaD bOy!!!!!!!!!" but Rob was like "fuck that" and dated Becky anyway. Becky got pregnant, and Rob realized his bad boy ways were wrong, cuz shit he wasn't ready to have a kid. So he went to church with Becky, and they raised a good Christian kid.
The End
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