CHAPTER 26: To All the Idiots I've Texted Before

I'm almost done with this high score of temple run, come on almost there...My notifications come rolling in messing me up.

Who ever's texting me better have a good reason to.

Ryan: Lena

Seriously? This asshole.

Me: Dafuq do you want?

Ryan: Don't need to be harsh

Me: Yes, I do.

Ryan: Are you still bitchin' about

yesterday?

Me: Asshole! You don't have to speak to me like thatL

Ryan: I'm sorry okay and I'm sorry for the way we left things

Me: :( can't we talk later?

Ryan: I'm trying to apologize and you're saying this?

Me: Fine, go ahead

Ryan: I haven't been treating you right since we met. I wanna get to know you better. I shouldn't have assumed that I'd be throwing you away as soon as our paths end

Me: Okay?;(

That is the single most confusing apology I've ever heard

Ryan: We cool?

Me: I see my lessons are paying off

Ryan: Yup seems like it ;)

Me: now can we concentrate on school for once?

Ryan: Hypocrite you're playing Temple Run

Me: How'd you know?

Ryan: I'm right next to you

Me: Oh...right. I was going to pay attention

Ryan: Sure

Me: Oh, would you look at that the group's active

Please leave me alone, leave me alone, leave me alone.

Ryan: okay, bye (^3^♪

Awww...he learnt how to use emojis.

Goodynoshoes[Mia]: Guys who keeps changing our usernamesಠωಠ

Homer: If we told you it wouldn't be a secret

Marge: Asher dafuq?

pancake: ay, we have more important things to argue about

Lisa: Like what?

pancake: The next To All the Boys I've Loved Before movie

Marge: *sigh* I watched the trailer for the new one, Jordan Fisher is the third piece to the triangle

Homer: This is not good, if LJ likes PK and JF at the same time what's the point?

Lisa: Wait isn't he the guy from the end of the movie?

pancake: ugh

Marge: ugh

Homer: ughh

Homer: Do we have to deal wiv dis again?

Stale Bread: Hi guys

pancake: Look what the cat dragged in

Goody noshoes: From no angle

Lisa: Guys, this is important

Marge: What were we talking about again?

Homer: UM...where the new guy came in

pancake: Yeah

pancake: So there was JS's Letter, PK's letter come on help me trace

Homer: The boy from camp

Lisa: John Ambrose, I think he's the last one to come with the letter

Homer: It only makes sense if JA is JF in the nxt movie

pancake: Nooo...the boy from camp

Marge: He moved away so he never got the letter

Goodynoshoes: How d'ya know?

Marge: When you move do you get a letter that's addressed to your other address?!

Goodynoshoes: Well somebody could have told the mail man that the kid moved!

Marge: Ugh! What if he moved to Alaska what would he do then?

Goodynoshoes: Ughh...don't be naieve Amber

Marge: FU!

Lisa: Babe chill

Goodynoshoes: Go drown in a swimming pool

Marge: Buttface

Homer: Ladies you're both pretty

Goodynoshoes: Raccoon eyes

Marge: Swamp breath

Goddynoshoes: Lizard skin

Marge: Egg head

pancake: guys!!you need to calm down!

Stale Bread: You're being too loud, you need to just stop, like could you just not step on our gowns

Marge: ...

Goodynoshoes: Dafuq he say?

Lisa: ...whaaaaaa?

Homer: he did not just...

pancake: and i'm just like oh oooh oh oohh oh ohhh

Homer: srsly Lena?

Lisa: i'm shook af

Marge: shook-ed

Stale Bread: you need to calm down

pancake: Ryebread just quoted the one and only damn

Marge: Mimi, i'm sowy

Goodnoshoes: love I apologize

Lisa: awww

Homer: guys they showed us the kid from camp, he was white can't be him

pancake: so was the kid JA, he was white too

Marge: So how does JF come in the picture?

pancake: I have an idea, let's just watch da muterfing movie

Goodynoshoes: duh

Lisa: perfect

Homer: Guys why's Mrs Crabapple coming towards us?

MArge: Shit! Bye

Lisa: Abort the mission

Stalebread: Ghost you later

Goodynoshoes: peace

Homer: Don't leave me

pancake: Did Ryan just...fuck bye

We pretend as if we're reading our textbooks and hide our phones. Drug dealing may be whack but we're not ready to get detention twice.

These idiots have me laughing for days. I love 'em.

My phone vibrates on my lap. Thank goodness the class isn't quiet.

Who's this now, I can't afford to get into trouble.

Ryan: Lena, I wanna make it up to ya

I roll my eyes and start twidling

Me: What?

Ryan :.....

Ughh! The suspense is killing me!

Why's he typing like he only learnt to a few days ago?

Oh wait....

He did....

Ryan: Do you like Italy?

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