CHAPTER 26: To All the Idiots I've Texted Before
I'm almost done with this high score of temple run, come on almost there...My notifications come rolling in messing me up.
Who ever's texting me better have a good reason to.
Ryan: Lena
Seriously? This asshole.
Me: Dafuq do you want?
Ryan: Don't need to be harsh
Me: Yes, I do.
Ryan: Are you still bitchin' about
yesterday?
Me: Asshole! You don't have to speak to me like thatL
Ryan: I'm sorry okay and I'm sorry for the way we left things
Me: :( can't we talk later?
Ryan: I'm trying to apologize and you're saying this?
Me: Fine, go ahead
Ryan: I haven't been treating you right since we met. I wanna get to know you better. I shouldn't have assumed that I'd be throwing you away as soon as our paths end
Me: Okay?;(
That is the single most confusing apology I've ever heard
Ryan: We cool?
Me: I see my lessons are paying off
Ryan: Yup seems like it ;)
Me: now can we concentrate on school for once?
Ryan: Hypocrite you're playing Temple Run
Me: How'd you know?
Ryan: I'm right next to you
Me: Oh...right. I was going to pay attention
Ryan: Sure
Me: Oh, would you look at that the group's active
Please leave me alone, leave me alone, leave me alone.
Ryan: okay, bye (^3^♪
Awww...he learnt how to use emojis.
Goodynoshoes[Mia]: Guys who keeps changing our usernamesಠωಠ
Homer: If we told you it wouldn't be a secret
Marge: Asher dafuq?
pancake: ay, we have more important things to argue about
Lisa: Like what?
pancake: The next To All the Boys I've Loved Before movie
Marge: *sigh* I watched the trailer for the new one, Jordan Fisher is the third piece to the triangle
Homer: This is not good, if LJ likes PK and JF at the same time what's the point?
Lisa: Wait isn't he the guy from the end of the movie?
pancake: ugh
Marge: ugh
Homer: ughh
Homer: Do we have to deal wiv dis again?
Stale Bread: Hi guys
pancake: Look what the cat dragged in
Goody noshoes: From no angle
Lisa: Guys, this is important
Marge: What were we talking about again?
Homer: UM...where the new guy came in
pancake: Yeah
pancake: So there was JS's Letter, PK's letter come on help me trace
Homer: The boy from camp
Lisa: John Ambrose, I think he's the last one to come with the letter
Homer: It only makes sense if JA is JF in the nxt movie
pancake: Nooo...the boy from camp
Marge: He moved away so he never got the letter
Goodynoshoes: How d'ya know?
Marge: When you move do you get a letter that's addressed to your other address?!
Goodynoshoes: Well somebody could have told the mail man that the kid moved!
Marge: Ugh! What if he moved to Alaska what would he do then?
Goodynoshoes: Ughh...don't be naieve Amber
Marge: FU!
Lisa: Babe chill
Goodynoshoes: Go drown in a swimming pool
Marge: Buttface
Homer: Ladies you're both pretty
Goodynoshoes: Raccoon eyes
Marge: Swamp breath
Goddynoshoes: Lizard skin
Marge: Egg head
pancake: guys!!you need to calm down!
Stale Bread: You're being too loud, you need to just stop, like could you just not step on our gowns
Marge: ...
Goodynoshoes: Dafuq he say?
Lisa: ...whaaaaaa?
Homer: he did not just...
pancake: and i'm just like oh oooh oh oohh oh ohhh
Homer: srsly Lena?
Lisa: i'm shook af
Marge: shook-ed
Stale Bread: you need to calm down
pancake: Ryebread just quoted the one and only damn
Marge: Mimi, i'm sowy
Goodnoshoes: love I apologize
Lisa: awww
Homer: guys they showed us the kid from camp, he was white can't be him
pancake: so was the kid JA, he was white too
Marge: So how does JF come in the picture?
pancake: I have an idea, let's just watch da muterfing movie
Goodynoshoes: duh
Lisa: perfect
Homer: Guys why's Mrs Crabapple coming towards us?
MArge: Shit! Bye
Lisa: Abort the mission
Stalebread: Ghost you later
Goodynoshoes: peace
Homer: Don't leave me
pancake: Did Ryan just...fuck bye
We pretend as if we're reading our textbooks and hide our phones. Drug dealing may be whack but we're not ready to get detention twice.
These idiots have me laughing for days. I love 'em.
My phone vibrates on my lap. Thank goodness the class isn't quiet.
Who's this now, I can't afford to get into trouble.
Ryan: Lena, I wanna make it up to ya
I roll my eyes and start twidling
Me: What?
Ryan :.....
Ughh! The suspense is killing me!
Why's he typing like he only learnt to a few days ago?
Oh wait....
He did....
Ryan: Do you like Italy?
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