Finally, it's the weekend!

The crew is on every sofa in the living room either texting or napping. 

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

 Asher and Amber are in the cutest position ever. 

Cuddling like  two jelly babies melted together.

They'd better watch out before I eat them. 

I get super hungry sometimes.

Most of the time-

Fine all the time.

 I wish I had a phone to take a picture of this.

Zac and Mia are talking endlessly. 

For the first time in forever, they are having a conversation. 

And it just had to be so annoying and continuous and lovey dovey and gross

Ugh.

 Ryan is in his room and Aunty M is off for the weekend.

 I'm so lonely.

 Maybe Ryan's lonely.

 Ugh!

 What is wrong with me?

I put on my fentys and try to navigate through this maze.

 I never actually realized just how massive this place is.

I open random doors just to see.

 After like fifteen minutes I end at one door which is not my bedroom.

I shiver from the cold emanating from it. It's strange how ominous it feels to be near it.

Like there's nothing but darkness and just sadness.

My ass is clapping at how scary it is.

Yeah, it's definitely Ryan's room.

But I have to go in and demand my rights.

Take a deep breath.

 Lena, really think about what you're doing. What will you say to the son of a bitch?

Do you think that he will be nice to you?

 Who knows, you could be jeopardizing something essential here. Like food.

 First he gave you pancakes, then a T.V, cool friends and a lifetime of asking 'what ifs'

Is this really what you want?

This is Angel asking, she's my more logical way of thought.

 I know I'll just say that I came here to ask if he was going to give me back my phone.

 Yeah. 

I knock on the door three times. 

Take in another deep breath. 

Is he in there?

WTF have i just done?!

 What will I say?

 Ship!

 What am I thinking?

 Am I even thinking at all? 

My heart races as I hear approaching footsteps.

 Shiiiiiiiiiiit!

 Maybe I can make a run for it?

 Maybe I should just stay here and tell him the truth. 

Shut up Angel! 

I don't need your stupid logic. 

He'll think that I'm stupid 

In all fairness he probably already thinks I'm stupid.

 Why?

 Because 1-I stabbed a marble counter,

 2- I tried to escape twice[don't ask], 

3- Ate two full boxes of pizza, passed out and blamed it on him.

4-I grabbed his crotch during seduction class [don't even ask]

~flashback~ disclaimer!!some steamy contents up ahead!!

"Welcome back class!"

We all groaned simultaneously as we saw the teacher.

Mrs Lee the umbrella freak.

She dressed strangely today.

Stranger than usual actually.

She was wearing an extremely long trench coat.

It was team building week and we'd been doing the exact opposite of team building.

"As you all know each year we have a special class."

The room became dark and lit in red, the tables descended into the ground and we all awed in amazement.

Only a row of chairs are left behind.

Strange music started to play. 

I think love music?

Ryan stood behind me holding my waist and me closer to him.

"You know why we're here right?"He whispered into my ear.

"Welcome to Seduction class!!!" She said enthusiastically.

I nearly choked on my own saliva.

"What?!"I exclaimed.

I covered my mouth as I did, thankfully only Ryan heard me.

"Today we will be practicing how to excite your partner!"

What the fuck did I get into?!!!

Excite who?!

"As required by your class of power. All of you should have chosen your life partners and this exercise will help you cement your love for each other. And the chances for all of you to produce hundreds and thousands of heirs!"

I tried to hold back my lunch.

"We need a demonstration of course!"

Oh God!

I closed my eyes attempting to disappear.

"Any volunteers?!"

Please don't pick me.

Do not pick me.

"As we all have observed, the power couple of 2020 is Rangel!My favourite couple." She gushed.

All eyes turned to us like a spotlight.

Rangel?

She shipped us?!

Wtf?!

"Angel dear!Please seduce your fiancee for us."

My jaw dropped to the ground and I couldn't pick it up.

"Me?"

She chuckled, "Yes you.Who else could do it?"

"But in front of everybody?"

"Just show us what you usually do at home."

What we usually do at home is yell at each other till the cows come home.

I beat him a lot, force him to give me pancakes and threaten to castrate him if he crosses me.

So...be careful what you wish for.

"Let's go babe."Ryan whispered seductively causing shivers to run down my spine.

I looked up at him but he smiled widely like it was the best day of his life.

"Oh my God."I mumbled under my breath and watched as Ryan sat on the chair.

He spread his legs and pat on his lap.

I looked around and sighed accepting my fate.

My sick twisted fate.

"Remember for an A+ grade, you'll need to cause him to get an erection."

My day keeps getting better and better.

I walked to him slowly deliberately changing my step.

Whistles from all corners as I neared him, put my fake sneaky smile on and pretended like I always did.

"Music please!"I demanded.

Soon pony by Ginuwine started playing.

I started searching for my inner Magic Michelle and tapped into her.

I looked deep into Ryan's eyes and started my dance.

I walked slowly around him tracing my index finger along his shoulders.

He already looked excited biting his lip never losing eye contact.

I sat on his lap slowly and slowly unbuttoned his shirt.

I trailed my finger straight from his plump kissable lips to his chin and down his neck.

Slowly down his chest and to his pants.

I smiled sneakily when my hand made it to the bottom of his abs.

Without looking away. "To touch or not to touch?" I asked.

He smiled nervously.

Nervously!

It was actually working!!

I moved my face slowly to his right ear deliberately brushing my lips against it.

"Your silence speaks volumes."

I took my shirt off as the chorus arrived and shook my chocolate locks.

The audience went wild as soon as I did that.

Ryan's face turned red and he tried to look away like nothing happened.

I felt his eyes on my boobs and I didn't mind.

Thank goodness I was wearing a bra.

I started to trace my tongue along his neck and he moaned in response.

I repeated this till I found a spot and I started to suck and bite on it.

This continued till he placed his hands on my ass pulling me closer.

I will never admit how good that felt.

I then claimed his lips and kissed him passionately our tongues wrestling for dominance.

With one hand around his neck I weaved my fingers into his hair.

My other hand trailed down his chest and to his um...you know.

I placed my hand in his pants and massaged it deep.

He groaned never letting go of our kiss.

I looked up at him, sweat covered his face and I knew I did my job pretty well.

I removed my hand slowly and positioned myself on his crotch feeling the bulge grow.

My face started to burn in realization of what I'd just achieved.

We breathed heavily when we were done.

The music stops and applause fills the room.

The teacher walks to us slowly and grins widely.

"What an outstanding performance."

"Well...?"

Ryan nodded smiling nervously.

"You deserve an A+."

I deserve more than that.

Ryan held my chin and turned my attention to him. "You did a great job baby."

And he kissed me again.

This time I lengthened it.

~end of flashback~

I cringe remembering the last one.

 A lot has happened in the past few weeks.

 Imagine this, a month ago I was working two jobs and cleaning up after a crackhead who beats me up occasionally if she spots one of her 'boyfriends' staring at me. 

Now I'm living the best life as a hostage trying to survive by becoming a fugitive/the wife of a mob boss.

DAMN IT!!

my life is weird.

The door opens and his beautiful body greets me welcomely saying 'Hi, wanna touch me?' 

But his stoic chiseled face says, "Lena, what do you want?"

 I hadn't realized I was shaking. 

What did you expect you doof?!

"Uh...uh. I wanted to ask if I could have my phone back?"

 I'm expecting him to yell at me to go away and step on me with his gorgeous bare feet but he says, "Not yet but actually I wanted to talk to you."

"Me? Really?!"I ask jumping in one spot really exaggerating the really. 

You see brain?!!

I was right and you were wrong. 

Technically you were wrong because you are thinking what I'm thinking because we are the same person.

"Come in."

 Oh shit what are we going to talk about?

Maybe an increase in the amount of pancakes I can eat a day.

 Be calm, be calm. 

Breathe in and breathe out.

 I venture into the unknown of his bedroom.

A/N-pLEASE don"t suE ME. SOMEBODY REQUESTED THIS!!!