Soundwave

(The lights switch on and the audience claps as Knockout enters.)

KNOCKOUT: 

This just in, someone has finally asked to do an interview with my head of the production team! Soundwave!

(Soundwave enters and sits beside Knockout.)

KNOCKOUT: 

Welcome, Soundwave! How are you.

SOUNDWAVE: 

Alright, I suppose. Could you please begin the questions?

KNOCKOUT: 

Yes, of course! Phoenixfire2020 asked, "Why is Soundwave so quiet?"

SOUNDWAVE: 

I find the use of words unnecessary. People tend to be more afraid of a gladiator who doesn't have emotions rather than one who is can't shut their trap. I'm only talking during this interview, so that you humans understand.

KNOCKOUT: 

Good answer; they also dare Soundwave to flirt with Arcee. Bring her out, boys!

(Arcee enters the stages looking rather annoyed.)

KNOCKOUT CONT.: 

How are you, Arcee?

ARCEE: 

I'm fine; I was just kinda busy before you pulled me here. What do you even need?

KNOCKOUT: 

One of our good viewers asked for Soundwave to flirt with you.

ARCEE:

(Slightly disgusted) Excuse me?

KNOCKOUT: 

Hush! Now Soundwave woo our good femme!

SOUNDWAVE: 

Forgive me, for I do not part take in any activities that require use of emotions. I will say one line that Knockout bribed me to say backstage. 

KNOCKOUT: 

You can't say that on live tv! 

SOUNDWAVE: 

Well, I did. And Arcee, (Arcee turns to him with crossed arms) you turn my software into hardware. There. Done.

ARCEE: 

That was the worst pickup line I've ever heard.

KNOCKOUT: Fine, you can leave now, okay. (Arcee leaves.) Sorry, Phoenixfire, but you'll won't get much out of those two. CricketLuver asked, "Does Soundwave ever rest?"

SOUNDWAVE: 

Rarely. I only recharge when I've reached extreme conditions of unrest. Even then I charge lightly.

KNOCKOUT: 

Fan_FictionGirl1 asked, "Does he like plantonic hugs and/or kisses?"

SOUNDWAVE: 

I don't do anything with anyone, but there have been times where I've needed some comfort. Usually ShockWave is my go to because our lack of feelings.

KNOCKOUT: 

Allsparkwarrior asked, "How do you keep 11 minicons in line?"

SOUNDWAVE: 

Hard work and lots of discipline. My minicons usually listen to me, however. We all have a mutual respect and care for each other.

KNOCKOUT: 

And finally littletusk1 asked, "Why don't you speak?"

SOUNDWAVE: 

Again, I don't speak because a silent killer is deadly. I wear a mask to hid any emotions and add on to scare people.

KNOCKOUT: 

Thank you, Soundwave for coming in! And please viewers, feel free to check out the video at the top of the story. Goodbye!

(Lights out.)

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