A/n not sure how everyone is doing to react but I decided to genderbend Gasper Vladi into a girl and put her into the harem. Also for legend of Zelda rep I've been playing Hyrule Warriors and thought of Linkle (yes that's a real warrior and not just fem link) and Lana. Those 2 I'm not 100% sure about so I'll leave it up in the air for now. 

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*3rd pov*

Ken: So to recap I'm an elf, your reincarnation, and the goddess hylia gave you the chance to help me along temporarily because darkness threatens the land... And I'm supposed to fix it...

The spirit named Link nods.

Ken: Ok assuming this isn't something much more logical than a bad trip on acid, how am I supposed to do that? 

Link: The main things you need are to find the master sword and save the princess Zelda.

Ken pinches the bridge of his nose. 

Ken: Ok first thing, why the fuck is it called the master sword? Don't you got anything else to name it? Second who the hell is this Zelda?

Link: Zelda is the last princess of your people and long ago I gave my life to deal her away to save her from destruction.

Ken: and where is she? 

Link: Hidden away in crystal in the holiest site in the world. She is a maiden of light... 

Ken: So what she's in the vatican? The pope using the crystal as a mirror? 

Link: No she is in an even shrine under the main Vatican church. It was built over the ruins after humans discovered the holy energy emanating from the site.

Ken:.... You want me to storm the Vatican... ARE YOU INSANE?! Even if I could get to Italy which isn't happening, you said devils exist. By that logic angels do and they might not like it if I walk in and demand to explore the place to rescue your ex.

Link: Because of the circumstances we never courted.

Ken: NOT THE GODDAMN POINT! I can't do that!

Link: I know you are unarmed and untrained but I'm willing to allow you to tap into my knowledge.

Ken wasn't paying attention at that point. The sheer absurdity he was facing was overwhelming. First a ghost showed up when he was getting his ass kicked by a eternally grinning pretty boy, then a shield appeared on his arm from literally nowhere, and now the ghost is telling him to raid the Vatican.

Link: I know this is a lot to ask but the world needs you. Just come with me. The goddess has already intervened to buy you a month to get Zelda. I wasn't strong enough to save her. Please...

Link kneels to Ken. 

*Ken pov*

The spirit knelt and I felt conflicted. On the one hand this is bat shit insane but for some reason he seems to be telling the truth.

Ken: Well if your wrong I already ruined my life back at home so... Fine. Lead the way I guess. Not like this can fuck up my life anymore...

I'm going to say right now that this is the stupidest thing I ever done. Even worse when I trusted my idiot brother into talking me into watching 2 girls 1 c- NO DO NOT RELIVE THOSE VILE MEMORIES!!!

Link: Thank you. There is a wayshrine that will lead to a portal to a place near our destination. But know once the princess is rescued she will be your guide. I must return to the light. 

Ken: Wonderful... 

{Timeskip cuz I'm lazy}

The walk across town was uneventful but eventually we made it to scenic - ha just kidding the green guy led me to an abandoned building in the middle of nowhere. Inside he took me to the basement. Apparently his goddess has been subtly influencing people to hide these portals around the world without them knowing. How? I don't know and I'm saving room in my brain for the bullshit to come. If this works in going to the holiest place on earth and do... something to get a princess back. Yeah... I got nothing...

When we got to the basement, Link led me to a wall. 

Link: Here.

Ken: Uhh... What?

Link: Place your hand on the wall.

Ken, tired of arguing, just did as he asked. The was stated to get warm to his touch. Then a single symbol blazed in a brilliant gold symbol.

The light filled the room and Ken felt like he was floating for a few seconds then he found himself in a forest with the same symbol in front of him on a boulder.

Ken: Well that felt weird.

Then from behind him he heard a shreak. He turned around and saw a familiar girl.

Ken blushed seeing his crush here but quickly got a hold of himself. 

Koneko: Where have you taken me?!

*Ken pov*

The day's just getting weirder. I'm now in a dense forest with my crush. Why not? I shrugged to her question. I don't know where the hell I am. I just follow the ghost like a good little crazy person.

Link suddenly appeared before them causing Koneko to jump. He glared at her. 

Link: You should not be here devil. You trespass on sacred ground. Why are you here!

Koneko: I'm here on because you brought me here. 

Link: And why were you following us?

Koneko: I were following hyoudou-san after he fled the school. I was worried about him.

Link: Lies. You came to claim our sacred treasure for your master!

Ken: SHUT UP!!

Everyone turned to me. I'm sick of everyone treating me as if I'm not here! This arguing is getting us nowhere. 

Ken: Now can we send her back?

Link: This particular shrine was one way. There is another in Zelda's shrine.

Just perfect. 

Link: For now you follow us devil but I'm watching you. The blade will never fall to your kind.

Koneko: Suck it.

I'm surrounded by children... 

Link led us deeper into the forest. The trees seemed to watch us as we silently marched into the fog. Torches lit our path leading to a large slightly decaying tree with an altar in front of it. 

Link: are you ready Ken?

In the alter a sword invaded in stone started to glow.

Link: Its time for the world to remember the elves. 

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A/n shorter chapter I know but I'm coming to the point of no return. The choice is here. Do I go with canon or do I take a hammer and smash it to pieces? Mind you if I go canon I'll still make shit up to include Ken. I can't go any further without planning which side I'm going towards. Thanks for reading.