June: I've never been in a snowball fight before.what's the rules.
Jack: what
June: is there a point system or is it to the death?
Jack: JuNe nO

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Jack: ya know june its a lil muggy today.
June: i swear if our mugs are outside in the snow.
Dirk: *Sips tea from Bowl*
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Jack: I wasn't sure what chocolate you liked so i got them all for you!
June: There are 500 boxes there-
Jack: I PANICKED-
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Jack: Im hardcore
Jack:*Punches wall
Jack: Ow-
Quint: June, you sure have a type
 June: *bandaging Jacks hand* shut the fuck up.
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Quint: My boyfriends to tall for me to kiss-
June: Tackle him
Jack: Kick him in the shin
June: stab him in the kneecaps with a butter kni- 
Dirk: OR ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN GODDAMN
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Quint: I'm cold.
Dirk: * Gives jacket*
Jack: I'm cold
June: SUCK IT UP

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Jack: *comes in with new outfit with a huge sweater*
What do you think?
 Dirk and Quint: wow! That's really nice Jack!
 June: you look like an idiot
 5 minutes later
 June: Jack give me your jacket-
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Quint: June your smiling, what did you do
June: I can't just smile-
Dirk: SHE PUNCHED ME-
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June: Hydrate or Diedrate!
June :*aggressively throws bottles
Dirk: uhhh
 Quint: shes saying mental health and well being.
Jack: I love all of you! * Sobbs*
June: it works!
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June: Seeing someone do something stupid*
June: Idiot-
June realising it jack* June: HEY ITS MY IDIOT-
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Jack: let me see what you have
June: A KNIFE
Jack: OK cool!
Jack:.......WAIT JUNE NO-
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Jack: How can you say Junes violent? Look at Her preciousness!
June: Wipes blood off hands* YEAH IM FUKIN ADORABLE
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June: Jack what are you doing
Jack on the table: Its my treehouse so i can do whatever.
June: Where's the goddamn spider.
Jack: In the corner-
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Jack: How can you say Junes violent? Look at Her preciousness!
June: Wipes blood off hands* YEAH IM FUKIN ADORABLE

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Rezzoch: I could kill you if I wanted to
Jack: so could a dog
June: so could food
Dirk: so could a cat
Quint: so could a wretch
Rezzoch:..........
The squad: you aren't special Rezzoch.
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June: Dammit we're stuck in this room.
Jack* Attempting to swallow key* So unfortunate-
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Dirk* can't find June*Dirk: This calls for drastic measures.
Dirk* INHALES*
Dirk: QUINT AND JACK BELONG TOGETHER
June: * From other room* BULLSHIT
Dirk: found her
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June: I'm upset right now and nothing can make me feel better!
Dirk:...
June no-
Dirk:...
June: Dont fucking do it-
Dirk: * Gets Jack*
June* Fights back smile* FUCKERS-
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Jack:*puts on leather jacket and shades, Goes to june*
Jack: So *Hair flip thing* Heard you like bad boys.
June: Never said that.
Jack: OH THANK GOODNESS-
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June: hmm how can I warm up?
Jack: *hugs her*
June: *warm as hell*
June: *hugs Jack*
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Quint and June: *walks into room*
Jack and Dirk: *singing their lungs out*
Quint and June: FUCK THIS SHIT I'M OUT MHMHM FUCK THIS SHIT I'M OUT! NO THANKS!
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This isn't accurate we were just having fun-
ROUND OF APPLAUSE TO THE KING!