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Jack: Hola, June¿Quieres dormir conmigo?
June: no ,Jack I don't wanna sleep with you-
Jack:OH SHIT I DID NOT MEAN THAT
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Dirk: You sure quints gay? He barely looked at me-
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Quint: how do tall people sleep when the blanket doesn't cover them completely?
Dirk: ITS 3 AM-
Quint: Cant sleep cause of that blanket huh-
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June: WHO THE FUCK--
Jack: Language!
June: Whom the Fuck my good sir--
Jack: No-
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Jack: SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN STAIRS!
June: STOP FUCKING CURSING BITCH-
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Jack: Spanish people are shor-
June: * Punches Jack in the throat-
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Jack: I TRUSTED YOU ALONE FOR 3 HOURS
June: I Thought you werent gonna come back.
Jack:* Looks at broken door*
Jack: Never again-
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Jack: YOU THINK YOUR SMARTER THAN EVERYONE-
Quint: thats cuz i am-
Jack: Fair.
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Dirk: JUNE AND JACK SITTIN IN A TREE-
June: I WILL RIP YOUR HEART OUT AND HANG IT ON MY WALL AS ART-
Everyone else: DaMn-
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Jack:* Answers phone*
Dirk: Its June-
Jack: * SIGh * Did she try to kill you again?
Dirk: yea-
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Jack: DIS AINT A RACE BUT YOUR STUCK IN LAST PLACE
June:...
Jack:...
June:...
June SLIM THICC BAD BITCH CUTE FACE-
Jack:AYYY
Dirk and Quint: *visible confusion
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Jack: Name A way to be nice
Dirk : Don't kill them
Quint: Make them a potato.
June: Put them out of their misery.
Jack: Are you guys ok-
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Jack: How do we look?Dirk: Fuckin amazing
Quint: But not like we were trying too hard
Jack: Sure we were, trying but it was effortless.
Dirk: How do we look june?
June: Like Idiots.
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Jack: I Just found out June talks in her sleep
Dirk: Really?
Jack: Yeah she said if I touched her i'll die.
June: FOR THE LAST TIME I WASN'T SLEEPING BITCH-
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Jack: QUICK WHATS JUNES BLOOD TYPE-
Quint: B positive
Jack: I CANT SHE'S BLEEDING OUT-
June from the other room: NO I'M NOT! I JUST SCRATCHED MY ARM ON THE DOOR-
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Jack: Me and June don't have pet names yet.
Quint: What's another word for baby
Jack: Uh babe?
June: Yeah?
Quint:... Don't lie to me sullivan.
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Jack: Just be yourself and say something nice!
June: I can't do both at the same time
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Quint: I Was so mad that i threw a rock at June, so the punched me in the nose.
Jack: Oh is that why you have a bloody nose, June?
June: No he missed me. I laughed so hard after that punch, I got a nose bleed!
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Dirk: *Asks june what flavor Quint wants*

Quint: Honey.

Dirk:yes?

Dirk: oh wait-
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Jack: plays guitar

*June you take requests?

Jack:yea

June: Stop.
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Jack: Is 4 a lot?
 June: depends The 4 berries i ate-not a lot The four bodys i buried- a lot.
Jack:* Runs-
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June: Sorry for all the stuff i said

Dirk: And the punch to the ribs?

June: No you deserved that.
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June: How do people not swear??? Like where does their anger go?? How do they show their enthusiasm??? What if they stub their toe??? Like saying golly gosh isn't really going to cut it Barbara.
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Quint: so you offered Dirk food and he said no. so you made mac and cheese and he asked for some-

Jack:mhm

Quint: So you told him to fuck off and make his own.

Jack: Correct.

Quint: Then june asked for some and you gave her some?

Jack: What was i supposed to do? let her starve!

June: THATS RIGHT BITCH-
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Jack: I did something bad.

June: Does it affect me?

Jack: No-

June: SO SHUT THE FUCK UP.
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June: Quint sneezed so i told him to shut the fuck up and pushed him by accident. 

Jack: HOW DO YOU DO THAT BY ACCIDENT-
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ROUND OF APPLAUSE TO THE KING!