I didn't know what the @#!*%

 was going on. But it was an . 

Right here in America.

 An invasion!

 And my first thought -- 

my first thought was: 

The ! I've got to find and protect the baby.

 And maybe that doesn't surprise you, 

but it surprised the @#!*% out of me.

 I will confess this...

When I first auditioned to be the nanny,

 I was really hoping that the 

Avengers would notice me and say

 amongst themselves: 

We really need her on the team.

 I took this job hoping to

 be an Avenger but now all 

I cared about -- all I cared about

 was protecting the child.

Who am I?