Chapter 4: The Interview

As zeus and the matriach crawled away to somewhere which is beyond me i walked down a path and thought why dont i buy myself a horse hum? Then i saw a fabulous horse with small rhino like horns. I said to the owner "whats mrs rhino for?" "Oh this gal five thousand bottle caps." "Oook!" I said in a cheerful manner as i put a portion of bottle caps in his hand goodbye my beautys i thought then i saddled up and galloped away to see where the Deathclaw couple were trotting off to and i followed them until the stopped at a cave where they transformed back to human size and the matriarch just swung her blonde fluffy hair around and still lizard like skin and as soon as zeus was naked he jumped in his power armor and yelled "aaah cold!" Then they walked inside and she said "you should get used to being naked honey its called fricking nature, freedom is what i call it" "aah why when you curse deathy doesnt shout at you?" He answered before dragging the corpse in and rolling the rock door that covered the lit up cave. As i saw that i thought so that's what i forgot at super dupermart! Bleach ah how useful it would be for this moment. Well what are you supposed to do when the chinese decided to drop their bomb babies on poor super duper mart. Anyway i ve got to live with it. I rode into the trees and threw a few rocks at spiders and slapped the hell out of some scorpions. And.... collided with one tree.... hum fun.

As i arrived at whiterun i may or may of not met the front gate under face bruising circumstances (i died on that one.) clumsy meh "hey! No mating with the main gate will you. Please." "its late at night come on." As i passed through the main gate i heard "would you die quieter please" "hey what do you expect me to do telling me to die quieter wont bloody help." Then delphine ran up to me and said "hello new guy and who are you?" "Micheal, delphine remember?" "Ohh... sorry micheal didnt recognise you under that power armor." "Any where to sleep?" "Yep just follow me." I climbed off the horse and hitched up to the nearest hitching post, and followed delphine into the tavern and she told me to rent a room for ten bottlecaps, but she tossed me ten bottlecaps and told me to use them. Then i bought the room and i walked up to the room exited my power armor and tossed my tired 'corpse' into bed...

I woke up and with the cold breeze from the open window attack my face and my pillow grabbed and pulled me back into the bed a throwing me into sleep as if i hadnt slept comfortably for three hundred years oops again i did sleep uncomfortably for three hundred years. As i dragged my self out of my bed and walked across my room i opened my eyes and popped back into my power armor. And walked down stairs and out the door, then began trotting towards trinity tower and walked inside the gates. "Haha where did you get that armor micheal eh from your mommy?" "Dont you say another word about my dead mother! Or else..." "Or else what youll get your mommy to whack me with her fly swatter eh?" I stopped myself from getting an ass kicking by the guards. "No i just got this from my buddy Zeus, you know the one in that 'derp mechanic' garage." "hahaha what absolute bullcrap, you wouldnt get such a thing from his highness" "see but i did." "Get out you liar your lucky i didnt get my guards to pop a cap in your ass." I walked out thinking what a twat. Then as i walked out then the spearmen ran up to me and said "here our boss aa...a..a...as you said on...f..f...fri...day" then zeus came up and told me "yep i am their employer i know this suprises you but i was there when shaun was took from you that was me jumping off of the dragon to ensure shaun's safety, i sent those spearmen to watch your status and well being until you awoke they was told to capture you and bring you to me but delphine brung you to whiterun i know it is compilcated." "Sooo.... if you know where shaun is, where is he?" "Well.... to be honest my brother stole him and he is lets just say tougher than me." "Arrgh! Why!" All my instincts told me to killl him but i had a little sense if i attempted to kill him i would be six foot in the ground and if i did kill him i would have no leads to finding shaun. "Okay where is your brother?" "i dont exactly know lets just say my brother is pretty much way more powerful than me- " "whats.... going on..." all i heard was deathy roaring in a perculiar matter. "ummm... i think deathy is in that mood MIRANDAAK!!!"

"Whos an adorable little Deathclaw heh whos a little good walking meat grinder hum?" mirandaak was telling deathy. zeus ran up to her and said "that is like it no tickiling my so-

"Wait what this is your son?" mirandaak said "err... yeah" he said scratching his tin head. "Awww! so adorable, so kawaii." She said as a smile growed across her face "hey is that japanese" "what 'kawaii' ja" "ok.... fine Because those commie chinese were menaces." He said as he walked off back towards me "yep she is always doing that no matter the situation i mean put someone in danger and she'll act serious." "Wait... deathy is your son?" "argh seriously a word slips out my mouth and thousands of literally paparazzi come swarming around me and question how i have a Deathclaw son is it really suprising?" "Aah anyway where would your brother possibly be?" "as i said i dont really know where he might be i might have to ask... my colleague at starlight drive-in" he walked off and i followed him to his horse it was white with armor plates all over it "come on hop on your baby." Then mrs rhino came up to me. and i hopped on her and followed zeus.

Then when we came up to starlight drive in it was full of citizens and houses "i made this bare handed you know." Then we got off and walked up to a building saying capish the detective. We made ourselves in and the detective said shoes off please... and power armor sir." I got out my power armor and sat in the interview chair where he asked me various questions about the scenario. After that we walked out "easy am i right?" "So... fort hagen." "Lets get there quick." We rushed to fort hagen on horse.

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