Sans got w o k e in a weird armpit. I mean apartment.

"Wtf this isn't my Christian Minecraft sever. Nani." He ejected out of his mouth hole. He was confuzzle. Very muches.

Then God came in. Holy shitu. God then poked him, obviously expecting something. He then guess God wanted an introduction.

"Hi I'm Sans and ur mom gay lol lmao gotteeee." God wasn't pleased.

Then, Sans was picked up and thrown around like the little bitch he was. "Ow wtf stop." He reeed

God finally fucking stopped. Then, God threw something at him. It was a bITCh lASANgNa.

"Shit I have to eat this or I support T-series." He shoved it down his eating tube. "Nice."

For the next half hour God threw more shit at him, including a baby he had to vore, a quite lewd banana costume (but it was fine because skeletons don't have dicks, wait do they?), and a room made out of literary shit.

Sanssssss decided he had had enough of of this shit, and dived though the window.

He was only on the first floor so he didn't get hurt.

bUt theN, HE LoCkEd uPUPUPu, aND sAW THe fUTURe mOThER OF His 11037420697301102496 kIDs.

jk he's a vegan so he can't have kids.