A Harem is Formed!


Jack had called all of the girls over to his place because he wanted to talk to them. 

Jack: Okay ladies, I think you all need to listen up. 

Sunset: What is it, Jack? 

Jack: I noticed all of you have been acting strange since (Y/N) and Twilight started dating. A few different than others, but still. 

Rarity: Nonsense Darling, what is it? 

Jack: Hmm ... well ... let's see, Rainbow, I saw you trip on track, you barely do that. 

Rainbow: Uh ... that ... I- I had the sun in my eyes. 

Jack: It wasn't even that sunny. Rarity, this sweater you made, I noticed a few loose threads. 

Rarity: Jackson, honestly, are you going to nitpick everything that- 

Jack: I know my friends very well thank you very much. AJ, do you love (Y/N)? 

AJ: I ... well ... listen Sugarcube, it's kind of hard to- 

Jack: The AJ I know wouldn't tell a lie. So, start talking. 

AJ began to sweat bullets, and- 

AJ: OH ALRIGHT! YEAH! I love the guy! But can you blame me? He's such a nice guy, and a total stud. 

Jack: Let's see what else ... oh yeah, Pinkie. I tried one of your cupcakes today, and it tasted horrible! How did you- 

Pinkie: I get a bit nervous when it comes to cupcakes, and- 

Jack: Last time you made cupcakes, I think my taste buds were in overload. You're this nervous about (Y/N), and it's driving you nuts. 

Pinkie: Yeah, I love him too. He's fun! And he's also great with his sisters. 

Jack: Thank you. Now, Fluttershy, I know how you get around him. Come on girl, just admit it. 

Fluttershy: (blushing and hiding her face) I ... I just ... I feel like I have butterflies in my stomach. 

Jack: It's fine. Sunset, the signs are in your temper. 

Sunset: Excuse me? 

Jack: Yeah, that explosive temper of yours. 

Sunset: I DO NOT HAVE A TEMPER! 

The girls just looked at her. 

Sunset: Sorry ... yeah ... he was one of the only people not to give up on me. 

Jack: Thank you! Okay then, how about you, Dazzlings? 

Aria: Please, I don't know what you're talking about. 

Sonata: Hey, that's not the last thing you said about (Y/N), what about all of the writings in your diary about- 

Aria punched Sonata in the face! 

Aria: SHUT IT SONATA! 

Sonata: WHY YOU JERK! 

The two began to beat each other up, until Adagio whacked them both. 

Adagio: KNOCK IT OFF YOU KNUCKLEHEADS! 

Pinkie: Wow, they really have a Natsu, Gray, and Erza thing going on. 

Jack: So? 

Adagio: (Sigh) Yeah, it's true. He was willing to give us another chance as well. And plus, I really love his family. 

Sonata: Ren and Ran are just too cute! I never knew what it felt like to be a big sister before! Oh, and Mom makes these great tacos every Tuesday, and- 

Aria: Did you just call Mrs. (L/N), Mom? 

Sonata: She's like our Mom. 

Aria: Fine, I love the idiot, but don't start blabbing it. 

Jack: Okay, then as (Y/N)'s friend, we should do something and- 

Pinkie: Oh! Is this like the manga 100 Girlfriends who Really Really Love You? You know, like where it's a whole harem thing, and (Y/N) is sharing all of us? And we do a bunch of slice of life stuff together? 

Jack: Yeah, except I don't think we'll be breaking into rich people's mansions to save one of our own, or getting stuck in a photo booth. 

Girls: OKAY! 

Back at home... 

You and Twilight were given the news about it all. 

Twilight: Harem? 

Jack: Yeah, I can't stand by and let everyone be unhappy. I know the girls all love you (Y/N). 

(Y/N): (Sigh) Well, I guess this is going to be a 100 Girlfriends thing. 

Pinkie: HA! See? Called it! 

Sonata: Is that a good manga? Maybe I should read it. 

(Y/N): Alright girls, let's make this official! If I can't make all of you happy in this relationship, then I will commit seppuku! 

Girls: WOAH! Not necessary! 

Jack: Too far. 

(Y/N): Sorry, I was in the heat of the moment. 

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